PulseJet, BMX, Rope, Crane = ColinFurze Jet-Swing 

Yes

Yeah and f the people that disliked the video

That’s dope! Stay punk rock Colin you crazy bastard! Colorado USA supports you 🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙

[insert joke here]

great work

What strap?

Yes, pros always wear ties.

Colin always wears a safety tie no matter what he is doing even on TV with the cakeomatic

hello... you must be new here, welcome to the colin furze channel... =p

no strap required with colin furze :P he willingly does it the dangerous way :D

Andrew Chapman safety tie m8

Ah yes, of course.

He's got his hearing protection on.... what more do you want? Maybe gloves and a reflective vest?

He’s a good engineer

2 words... SAFETY TIE!

Why get life insurance instead of a proper safety tie?

This comment is so underrated ...

Nah man you’re invincible

I'm pretty sure the spinning belt of knives video means he can't get insurance at all

Ha ha

Like number 200 yay

Jet skis are like that.

@Potato I think you have him there..

Even Jason can't explain his engineering marvels 😂

Ahh I love u too

Napkin math at its finest.

Engineering Explained i think you have him beat, but only slightly. Love your channel, I’ve learned so much from your videos it’s insane. I would never understand the math behind any vehicular related things without your channel, keep up the good work!

Its pretty easy. Till you pay your own bill and doctor bills you do what dad says

@@EricSmith-lj7ln spot on.

Eric Smith He’s in the UK, healthcare is free. Even if you do the dumbest, most reckless, entirely self inflicted shit lol. At least for the time being.

@@EricSmith-lj7ln we don't pay doctor's bills in the UK mate 🤣🤣🤣

Bullet4MyEnemy what like when he burned his hand off with a home made turbo jet thingy

Lol

I'm just glad he was wearing his safety tie! That's the only reason I was laughing my head off while he danced around the flaming almost-bomb.

Yeah that's exactly what I noticed too lol

And a little something on his left palm.

Bo Gregg you’d be smiling too if you were making the money he is! Just kidding, he has great energy in all his videos. I’m sure the checks help though!

That's nothing compared to the spinning knife belt that chopped his arm 😁

He doesn't give a shit to all these ... He be like I am born to invent

My first thought was: the poor bugger that takes it for a ride, and expects that to be a break 😂

Parents to their little kids: "Keep your hand on the brake " Colin: "We'll use the brake lever as a throttle"

I made electric tricycle for son with exactly this feature. You know, low budget. I just wanted to show him how is possible create something from old parts.

Strap is connected to the hook. The zip tie adds pressure to keep the strap from slipping off the hook.

= Everything is held together by a single zip tie

Rofl

John Krakatoa what is that

Safety tie. Duh.

i suppose a fire extinguisher would add to the propulsive power, aimed backwards.

Safety is our 3rd priority

Fuel on the flying bomb thing? Yeah, of course. Let's leave it right behind Colin? Swiveling the lines would be difficult but soooooo much safer than fuel on board the vehicle.

It's the safety tie.

He also mentioned his 360 swing again which went really high and fast and all he had was his safety tie with that one too

The burn colin machine vol 2

You think he's tempted? I think he could go on and do that. And i hope he does. Good suggestion ...

Jon Massey xD good boy

🤣🤣

Not from the UK, assuming the red Calor Gas cylinders are a "trademark"?

Propain is normally in green bottels butain normally in blue

Actually says Carlsberg, if only they did rope swings ^^

Stand a little taller😂😂😂

@@siyabon_ga àýþod

Brilliant!

Yes.

You've seen the series right? He's a genius with metal, not words!! ;)

Excellent

Colon incinerator would be more like it.

Yeah Adam savage would prolly just slow Colin down

They'd together make wonderful Mythblasters.

That is glorious.

I would love to be his neighbour

Pulse-jet Submarine??? That should be interesting

Must use pulse jets for this

Where a mistake can be deadly? Please dont colin. Go read about the first subs ever built and they will scare you out of it

jackaplier marksepticeye Volkswagen*

Hes gonna need a second safety tie And if he goes ti deep the sub might implode and his long will have a little shok and suck in air but its water and the change of drouwning is big!

lmao as if Musk actually did any fucking useful labour himself

Fuck Elon musk and his mind chips

@@gloverelaxis elon musk literally made space x and tesla from scratch. saying he does "no useful labor" is quite simply the most ignorant thing you can say about him. go watch a documentary on him... he slaved away day in and day out to make his life into what it is today.

😂😂😂😂😂😂 tesla is a state funded bottomless pit

@@thapelomashaomasemola7922If by state funded you mean he got around $400 million dollars of government funding for development of not only the Falcon 9, Dragon capsule and demonstration launches, then yes. Of course SpaceX raised $450 million through private investment, which had to be paid back, but we're going to ignore that, just as we're going to ignore the fact that the 'state funding' was in stages that required him to hit development milestones or he'd get bupkiss. The guy spent $100 million dollars of his own money and 5 years of his life developing the Falcon 1 and more importantly the knoeledge base necessary to build something bigger. Then he spent another 5 years of brain breaking sweat managing the development of the Falcon 9 and Dragon capsule, each of which which would have cost several billion dollars and twice as long if they'd been built by conventional big industry contractors. He bvroght the whole thing in for under a billion. Ever since then, the 'government funding' has been payment for launches, just like anybody else. Considerably less payment than ULA or Ariane would ask for the same service. I suspect that the government (NASA and NRO) have already made back that $400 million just on the savings from buying their launches from Space X. I believe there was some additional funding for the Dragon 2 capsule development, but that was part of a contract to pay for future launches to the ISS. Over half the Falcon 9 launches have been non-government, and the Falcon Heavy, and Starship Superheavy development are entirely internally funded. so basicically, you're talking complete bollocks.

Really...... have you not seen mythbusters safety routine.... Adam blows up a cement truck and hides a mile away, colin furze blows up the truck and hides.... wherever he can after lighting the 5 second fuse lol 😂😂

Colin is the brittish adam but adam had rules

helmets are just useless against a blow of a 6kg propane balloon positioned right above the fire from the jet engine

such an underrated comment!

A jet powered jetski.

@@zduke yes a JETski

A JET PADDLEBOAT!

@@zduke Colin Furze, putting the "jet" in "Jetski"!

*pedal

@@fredygump5578 Of course, gas cylinders love heat and never explode!

@@MaG5246 I think there are a few mythbusters episodes you would benefit from watching.

Guy's just chill.

Obviously it's engineered as the tank heater to keep it from freezing up while putting out mad thrust, lol.

Elderly London tourist: OH MY GOD! A Doodlebug! Locals: No, that's just Colin Elderly London Tourist: Colin? He doesn't sound very German Locals: He isn't. I think he comes from Insanity

"...And here we can see a shed inventor in his natural habitat"

he's wearing his safety tie, i think thats enough safety for him

And he added zipties to the top

But then he will have a flying bike it's a win win

The dang zip-tie got me when i saw it

R3MlllX yeah nah will be a way better video when that happens 😂😂😂

LEGENDS NEVER DIE

Or in a final destination way

Don't worry, he has a safety tie

you mean the HOTest?

I was thinking the same thing- he's going out in the most spectacular way! ... but god please no, don't make that come true - What could possibly go wrong with a glowing pulse jet engine strapped to a propane tank WOW! ..... I tapped out halfway through mate! LOL!

The Real Life Guys 😂

Baut auch mal wieder was mit einem

haha when I get off maybe

colinfurze exactly. @The Real Life Guys ever seen a gas bottle explode? You don’t want to be within 200m of that thing.

Wonder what will happen

Even Chuck Norris has respect for Colin Furze

Not the same,the liquid one has an arrow on it.

Black top marks it out as an lpg bottle. Normally used for forklifts etc

I'd buy that!

Oh my god yes.

“Colinfurze” sorry...

Slikx666 wtf is up with ur toe nail dude

@@synthiccl Are you sitting comfortably? This is a good one. Once there was a naughty toenail, it caused lots of pain and made its owner very unhappy. The owner decided to go and see a doctor, the doctor said "looks like that needs to be removed" and set the owner up with a foot specialist to teach the nail how to behave. Months went by and the owner turns up at the hospital for 'operation naughty toenail'. A camera was taken out of a bag, with permission, and recorded the operation while the doctors were working on it. Throughout many pictures were taken and this one was what I ended up using as a profile picture. "What about the part of the toenail that was removed" I hear someone ask. Well that part was encased in epoxy resin and is now a keyring so it couldn't hurt anyone ever again. As for the video it's in several parts on my channel.

@@Slikx666 Not sure I want to see it - but man, I love the part about encasing the removed nail in resin :) :)

Great story 11/10 would tell again

'one of the few'... it's the vast majority of us haha. You aren't eligible for a man card unless you lose at least 1 eyebrow to recreational fire at some point :P

Colin should wear some leather boots n jacket n he won't need one lol

But he doesn't need to simulate a hover bike considering he built one already.

@@scythelord I wonder if it could be made to carry a pulse jet?

Ride this on a steel cable across the Grand Canyon while shooting fireworks out of your helmet. At night.

@@soupfork2105 his next million sub video right there

Come on this is Colin after all, a harness just ain't his style. Also surely something that attaches him to the "giant flame source" is more dangerous than anything. If something goes horrendously wrong he can just kill the gas and jump off.

Safety tie

>(To be honest we're not far off) no, we are either no where near, or already there depending on your definition. helicopters have been around for decades, and unless your hover car runs on some star trek technology, thats all it is, a helicopter. if your hover car runs on star trek technology, all we have is CGI.

Opressor MK2 😂

Hold my tea, I made it this morning before I got up

I understand that reference and I am thankful for it

Rip Jorgen 2

@@awkwardrumble4460 At least he's with Jorgen 1

Hmm MEAT

Good reference 🎸

PAH, YOU THINK IT HAS A MAKE AND MODEL!!! The furze safety tie was forged in the heart of a dying pulsejet and woven in a temple by firework making monks. You don't BUY a furze safety tie YOU EARN IT Lol =P

Lol. Ayam crying! Its got got a make and model? Oh deary me.

So im not the only German here

Good one😊😁😂😂😂😂😂😂

R.I.P GRANT

Agreed.

He’ll be fine as long as he keeps his tie on

Steve Irwin had his lucky shorts on when he died. Don't depend on that silly tie.

Screw Grant Thompson

Rip Colin

Mr.[Insert Name Here] “Probably”

Just George naah he did that before with one of his jeet engiens that blew up in his face

I am not sure iff he has but i have. It is now a felony to hijack a ufo. Lol. Just kidding i never did that. It is however a felony to build an ionized plasma cannon that actually works. Mine got confiscated. Fortunately i disabled it and removed certain parts so the government can't make it work. Jokes on them.

@@bencowles2105 wuat🌵🌵🌵

Ben cowles huh

Arrested for flame thrower mounted on the back of a motorbike in 2010 (I think)

@@Andrew-mv5kt he was

Nah mate, it's how he does CAD. Cardboard Assisted Design ;)

@@jsal92 wooosh

@@ettoremacca2927 what are you woooshing him for?

@@ettoremacca2927 you are the one who didnt get the joke dude hahah

@@jsal92 lol, engineers joke

either the can of propane doesnt explode or it is not his proble anymore

this cannister wont explode since the flames cant enter it.. the gas needs oxygen to do anything and in the pipes is 0% oxygen..! Only when it gets too hot (300C+?) the cannister wouldnt be able to hold the pressure of the expanding gas.. but that wont happen quickly

@@Voltaic well it is sitting inches from a Glowing Pulse Rocket ...

@@Voltaic or a valve could fail and it just starts shooting out propane uncontrollable because of the heat of the pulse jet a couple inches away.