Lyrics:my dear friends tv is all about escapism yet you want to escape c'mon and stay a while as i share with you the who when why and how my genius plan our scene opens on a little mr.puzzles now cut to him having no friends it was a struggle to find anyone who could be my buddy so i watched tv all day to forget about my troubles i was obsessed i couldn't stop i wouldn't stop until I'd seen every moving picture that exists so he made a decision to get into television i cut off my face and put a tv in its place patience is a virtue good things come to those who wait proverbs uttered by other utter fools ill do anything it takes are you ready for trouble got ya binge watching your stuck with mr.puzzles you cant stop me from cooking up this instant classic you and your friends will look fantastic the red carpet is rolled out come and get your tickets before they're all sold out dont wanna miss this moment when those stars hit five i get creative control of your real life ladies and gentlemen exuse the interruption the following message goes out to the stars of our show the smg4 crew and were rolling lets go you wanna know why i chose you you wanna know why i chose you cause your the stupidest show that ive ever seen and if i can make you entertaining i can do anything are you ready for trouble got ya binge watching your stuck with mr.puzzles you cant stop me from cooking up this instant classic you and your friends will look fantastic the red carpet is rolled oit come and get your tickets before they're all sold out dont wanna wait when those stars hit five i get creative control of your real grab a seat and lets seal the deal when those gorgeous stars hit five i get creative control of your real life