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QI: What colour is the planet Mars? (Alan Davies trolling Stephen Fry) 

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Alan finally gets back at Stephen, by trolling.

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@sapphire962
@sapphire962 9 лет назад
this was awesome. I love how Stephen and Alan easily bounce their jokes off each other like there's no tomorrow. They've become a bromance for the nation ;D
@JesseColton
@JesseColton 9 лет назад
Alan is like the lovable jackass cousin you have in every family. He just never stops prodding, but for some reason you just like him more for doing it. I imagine he and Stephen are probably very good friends.
@RS14988
@RS14988 7 лет назад
wouldn't surprise me. i think i'm right in saying alan is also good enough friends with bill bailey that he was bill's best man at his wedding :)
@MrBuch169169
@MrBuch169169 13 лет назад
I love how Stephen tries to win back some face by saying 'I refuse to rise to the...' long after he has risen to it and been beaten. xD
@xapthania
@xapthania 13 лет назад
Excellent! I have been looking for this clip since I saw the episode. I just love Alan baiting Stephen and then pointing like that...hahaha Thank you Lop!!
@alfatazer_8991
@alfatazer_8991 6 лет назад
Alan casts the line. Stephen takes the bait.
@Old_Joseph
@Old_Joseph 5 лет назад
What’s your pfp of?
@WeirdBlueOne
@WeirdBlueOne 11 лет назад
That makes a lot more sense. The way they were talking about it/phrasing it made it seem like a really technical technicality. Thanks for the explanation!
@tomwatts703
@tomwatts703 6 лет назад
Which episode was this? That buzzer sounds familiar
@ainsbass
@ainsbass 12 лет назад
Jo's buzzer, what is that sample from? Cold Storage used it in Messij for the Wipeout soundtracks
@Lop7dh
@Lop7dh 13 лет назад
@MrBuch169169 Can't blame the guy for trying. And he got a bit of laughter from the crowd by doing it, so at least he served his purpose as a comedy man. But yes, you're right. That's half the reason I uploaded this. The other half is because of Alan's lovely fishing mime.
@BigPurpleCarrot
@BigPurpleCarrot 10 лет назад
Because colour isn't just some abstract thing, different wavelengths of light and all that, so there are tests to determine what colour something would be, without actually seeing it.
@lextube
@lextube 11 лет назад
Automatic audio to text captions. Hilariously inaccurate sometimes.
@Lop7dh
@Lop7dh 13 лет назад
@nikanj I assume it does matter, because that's the actual colour of the planet and not the colour of the atmosphere? If you look at the edge of the earth, you will see a thin blue line - the atmosphere. If you look at the from the moon for instance, you see more white/brown colours that are clouds and landmasses. This is what I've seen though, and if you've seen differently, it means that looks are decieving. Also, Fry just wanted Davies to fall into a trap, and Brand did it for him.
@Lop7dh
@Lop7dh 13 лет назад
@ProperMuzik Your comment could use a bit of cleaning up, I had to read it ten times before understanding. But; they obviously had a reason to tweak the pictures, or else they wouldn't go through the trouble. And then the real question becomes: "Why do people want me to think Mars is a red planet?" I can't answer that question, though.
@DontMockMySmock
@DontMockMySmock 13 лет назад
@nikanj That's right - the BEST earth-based telescopes. But your background mars-viewing variety are most often placed near smoggy and dusty cities.
@2charliep
@2charliep 13 лет назад
Alan.....You're a star.
@Lop7dh
@Lop7dh 12 лет назад
@nikanj I know you've been getting a lot of response to that comment, and I thought I would pitch in with just one small little thought: The question is "What colour is the planet Mars?", and I believe they're referring to it's surface, mostly to get people to say wrong, QI style.
@TheJboy88
@TheJboy88 13 лет назад
Great. Now we're all going to have to call it the "rusty brown planet".
@Lop7dh
@Lop7dh 11 лет назад
I see your point, and in a way you're right. It's just that I think they mean "It only appears red - from Earth." Add that it doesn't always appear red, and when the dust in the atmosphere isn't making it appear red the actual surface of the planet is brown. Otherwise NASA wouldn't have to tweak the pictures. But your reasoning is in many ways correct: "Things are as we observe them." In this case it's a matter of that the dust is red, the planet isn't.
@TallSilentGuy
@TallSilentGuy 10 лет назад
Thank you - I will check it out.
@brianasanders3231
@brianasanders3231 11 лет назад
Actually it is red, mercury in the ground ensure that. Plus where do you think all that dust comes from?
@lynx318therealone
@lynx318therealone 12 лет назад
Caramel is a colour, I can buy it at the local paint shop. Although don't know if I'd paint anything that colour.
@Aeternum_
@Aeternum_ 11 лет назад
well what do you think?
@Aeternum_
@Aeternum_ 11 лет назад
What colour is it then?
@fuunguus
@fuunguus 13 лет назад
WHY IS THERE NO VIDEO OF THE GROUND OF MARS? ANSWER ME THAT!
@kutserosabinondo
@kutserosabinondo 10 лет назад
Troll 101
@chinamanandfriends
@chinamanandfriends 10 лет назад
Episode please?
@SchwarzeWitwe2
@SchwarzeWitwe2 10 лет назад
"Blue"
@ThatOneToucan
@ThatOneToucan 13 лет назад
Wait, sorry, I think I missed it but what did Alan say to troll Stephen?
@tavern.keeper
@tavern.keeper 11 лет назад
Check out a phenomenon called structural coloration. Things can appear bright blue because of their physical shape even when the pigmentation is brown.
@MerlynMusicman
@MerlynMusicman Год назад
Thank you I learned about something fascinating today because of your comment.
@ddroog
@ddroog 13 лет назад
yous be trollin alan
@lynx318therealone
@lynx318therealone 12 лет назад
What planet are you from & what have you done with the human you replaced?
@DontMockMySmock
@DontMockMySmock 13 лет назад
@nikanj Stephen meant the EARTH'S atmosphere makes it look red.
@UndefeatableTwilightCatgirl
@UndefeatableTwilightCatgirl 11 лет назад
If you look at a white sheet of paper through green glass, the paper APPEARS green, but that doesn't mean it IS green.
@Lop7dh
@Lop7dh 13 лет назад
@xapthania You're very welcome.
@ROONTANG
@ROONTANG 11 лет назад
Consider all the colours we see in the sky during morning, day and sunset. The sun's light is being scattered by particles and gasses in our atmosphere, altering how we perceive it (from purest white to more dominant individual waves [blue, orange, etc]). In reality, we are staring into outer space which is pitch black, but the way light enters our atmosphere changes what we see. The same can occur anywhere and from any perspective in the universe.
@Lop7dh
@Lop7dh 12 лет назад
@MartyS3000 I dare you that I've listened to that particular part a few more times than you have. We can both agree that he says "Why are we going there", and the word immediately after is definately a "when", and from there the only ending of that sentence is what I presented. It's also contextually correct, since Fry did just call Mars' colour "boring brown". Those are my arguments, what are yours?
@ThatOneToucan
@ThatOneToucan 2 года назад
Why was the line a troll? I don't understand.
@Lop7dh
@Lop7dh 13 лет назад
@CairoDuqane I think that just now, the world turned into a slightly better place to live.
@NotoriousERD
@NotoriousERD 12 лет назад
Problem, Fry?
@Lop7dh
@Lop7dh 13 лет назад
@TheJboy88 And Stephen Fry would be there and say that it is more of a "brownie brown planet, really".
@Lop7dh
@Lop7dh 13 лет назад
@WailingCoconuts They recieved M&Ms at the start of the program. Om nom nom.
@superkewl15
@superkewl15 13 лет назад
@Lop7dh I think Alan says "Why are we going there, what's the fucking point?" Nothing about it being boring. But he does totally lure Stephen in with a comment like that :)
@deviation1000
@deviation1000 10 лет назад
g8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
@QuinnMLH
@QuinnMLH 10 лет назад
Die?
@lynx318therealone
@lynx318therealone 12 лет назад
WHAT!?! This conversation is over!
@mercycollege123
@mercycollege123 12 лет назад
@Cresendoll "why are we going there? what's the fucking point?"
@lynx318therealone
@lynx318therealone 12 лет назад
You sound like the robot in that doctor who episode, in the futuristic broadcast of the weakest link produced by the daleks where the robot thus shoots the weakest link.
@Lop7dh
@Lop7dh 13 лет назад
@superkewl15 I definately hear Alan utter the word "boring" just before Fry goes "You... You are just unbelievable", listen carefully for it mate. It's there.
@giulia3710
@giulia3710 10 лет назад
What does Alan say at 00:24-00:26, please?
@Paranomasia12
@Paranomasia12 10 лет назад
"Why are we going there? What's the fucking point?!?!"
@Slowshyy
@Slowshyy 11 лет назад
It's Brown, but the dust in the atmosphere makes it more red.
@Lop7dh
@Lop7dh 11 лет назад
Are they ever accurate?
@acr1327
@acr1327 12 лет назад
@Cresendoll it's 'The why're w going there, what's the fucking point?' =) and i'm very good at picking out words from what people say so long as they're british, so you can hopefully take my word for it =P
@Lop7dh
@Lop7dh 13 лет назад
@TheSlinkyGuyShow "Why are we going there, when it's so f*cking boring." Since Fry says Mars has a boring brown colour, and this kind of impudence towards the curiousity and desire for knowledge that Fry shares, is what makes Fry angry. I think it's ingenious of Alan to push that button, pure troll style.
@clarinetlover2012
@clarinetlover2012 11 лет назад
Sometimes they pick up some little bits but only when someone is speaking clearly.
@CaitieLou
@CaitieLou 11 лет назад
"Static what color what color, figures on buzzes, what color is the target malls?" Target's logo is red, so red! Stephen was wrong!
@Blueberrypassion
@Blueberrypassion 11 лет назад
Alan trolled Stephen!!!
@jimmyhayers
@jimmyhayers 11 лет назад
Go to Homebase and look at the Dulux Colour Chart, you will find yourself corrected. If you are going to try and be pedantic then brown and tan are not colours, they are names that cover what are actually quite large ranges of visible light frequencies and therefore are groups of colours.
@WailingCoconuts
@WailingCoconuts 13 лет назад
What's Allan eating?
@Rachulie
@Rachulie 11 лет назад
All we need is a troll on this page to read while we watch this trolling. Mindfuck
@Lop7dh
@Lop7dh 13 лет назад
@xapthania I don't mean to be picky, but it's Lop7dh, (ell-oh-pee-seven-dee-age). And I'm glad I could deliver something at least one person out of two thousand will comment on just to say thanks.
@LiamDaLemon
@LiamDaLemon 12 лет назад
WHAT!? noooooo - I thought it was brick-red (emission spectra of iron)
@VociferousMallard
@VociferousMallard 11 лет назад
Because that's not how light works... The pupil by definition can't have a filter, it's a hole.
@duchampfitz
@duchampfitz 11 лет назад
The sky isn't blue, either.
@Aloyus_Knight
@Aloyus_Knight 12 лет назад
What colour is mars? Chocolate on the outside & caramel on the inside.
@tavern.keeper
@tavern.keeper 11 лет назад
Our eyes are filled with fluid composed of mostly water. water does indeed filter colors of light. even air does. thats why distant objects look bluer.
@RamblesWorkshop
@RamblesWorkshop 11 лет назад
Even if we did, colour is a conception of man, a reflection. therefore even with the filter in our eye that is what all of us perceive it as, and is therefore the colour the mass alludes to it, and as such is: the colour.
@Lillian2167
@Lillian2167 11 лет назад
Nicely done! XD lol
@RainDaemonic
@RainDaemonic 10 лет назад
He means that mars appears red from a distance. Due to the dust, but once on the planet, it's brown.
@Lop7dh
@Lop7dh 13 лет назад
@sacratan666 This episode Season 2 Episode 1 S02E01
@Alphacaliber
@Alphacaliber 13 лет назад
Y'all Stephens posting in an Allan Davis thread!
@udderhippo
@udderhippo 10 лет назад
We do have a filter on our eyes constantly - we can't see ultraviolet or infrared light for example. "Red" is simply the name that we have given to specific set of frequencies on the electromagnetic spectrum. Giving something a name doesn't change what it is :)
@Nulono
@Nulono 10 лет назад
We do, actually. The "clear" part of our eyes filter out near-ultraviolet light. People who have that part removed and replaced with an artificial version can see an eighth color beyond purple.
@catsnorkel
@catsnorkel 7 лет назад
Nulono it also makes it harder to see the rest of the colours though
@Lop7dh
@Lop7dh 12 лет назад
@P2J6O8 Ooh, clever. I like that one.
@WasLilChrisnowbigish
@WasLilChrisnowbigish 12 лет назад
@nikanj your logic with saying the Earth being described blue and green because of the planet surface is blue and green, is completely different to the colour of the red ATMOSPHERE of Mars, the surface of the planet is not red.
@bofhd89o
@bofhd89o 10 лет назад
hahaha love alan davies
@ClarkyL96
@ClarkyL96 11 лет назад
please...for the love of god...could everyone turn on auto-captions. It's fucking hilarious.
@fuunguus
@fuunguus 12 лет назад
@annabeth214 It would boost publicity for NASA if they had video of Mars and such, in stead of just gray pictures.
@Lop7dh
@Lop7dh 11 лет назад
But then again, the colour of everything is the colour we it as, who says we aren't having a filter in our eyes constantly?
@catsnorkel
@catsnorkel 7 лет назад
Lop7dh measurements can be made by machines that do not suffer from this limitation
@rith5
@rith5 11 лет назад
Not true, light at different wavelengths is light at different wavelengths, we just perceive certain WLs as colours, which are labels imposed by the brain. So if mars reflects what we call "brown" light, it's brown. But really that just means it reflects x WL of light. This probably changes depending on where you're viewing.
@davew4998
@davew4998 11 месяцев назад
If something appears red, it's red init?
@juliakanicki5334
@juliakanicki5334 11 лет назад
What exactly did Alan say? I'm not quite getting....
@LLlap
@LLlap 11 лет назад
Look at it at night and tell me it`s not black. Look at it at sunset and tell me it`s not red. Look at it at dawn and tell me it`s not yellow.
@PatstarDeluxe
@PatstarDeluxe 11 лет назад
Haha! That's fucking briliant! Thanks for that! Hahahahaha.
@MrEmGera
@MrEmGera 10 лет назад
I think Vsauce's episode - "This is not Yellow" would be more suitable as it is based on technical facts about color, and not philosophical views about the perception of nature, experiences and speech limitations.
@SaaErDetNok
@SaaErDetNok 11 лет назад
Colour is not the same as wavelength of anything; this an analogy to help understand, it is not literally true. Electromagnetic waves are not characterised by any colour, and no set of photoreceptors constitute a "standard reference".
@soooyeahhh
@soooyeahhh 12 лет назад
@nikanj it's what's inside that counts :')
@aslyn01
@aslyn01 13 лет назад
@CasperXNL And from orbit, you can see that the Earth is green and blue. Guess what - it's NOT.
@MrDasmaster
@MrDasmaster 12 лет назад
@fuunguus what are you talking about
@lynx318therealone
@lynx318therealone 12 лет назад
True, youv'e lost your Humerus.
@Johny40Se7en
@Johny40Se7en 11 лет назад
I always thought it's orange, annoys me a bit when people ramble on about 'the red planet', they colour blind or something? =P The dust in the wind is a strange red / orange though, like in the amazing classic Total Recall =)
@Lop7dh
@Lop7dh 11 лет назад
Who made those? 'Cause it certainly wasn't me. It's kind of funny though.
@juliakanicki5334
@juliakanicki5334 11 лет назад
Oh.Okay.Thanks!(:
@CasperXNL
@CasperXNL 13 лет назад
@ShanksDChopper No they didn't. I can see with my own eyes that it's red.
@Lop7dh
@Lop7dh 12 лет назад
@Cresendoll Don't listen to pyratus, for I think he is mistaken. Alan says: "Why are we going there when it's so f*cking boring." Either way works, it's still a joke.
@Lop7dh
@Lop7dh 12 лет назад
@MartyS3000 Since you definately aren't alone in your opinion, I sat and listened to it like ten times, and you might be right, actually. I can't distinguish between the two sentences anymore, and I don't think it matters anyway since both sentences would more than likely piss Fry off which is the point. So you might be right, don't know, don't care. But you do need arguments, mate. Please don't be one of those people who just shout their opinions without backing them up.
@donkosaurus
@donkosaurus 11 лет назад
What if you are colourblind?
@viridismonasteriense
@viridismonasteriense 13 лет назад
Browny brown!
@SpazzyMcGee1337
@SpazzyMcGee1337 12 лет назад
America should have extended Manifest Destiny to Mars.
@Aloyus_Knight
@Aloyus_Knight 11 лет назад
Mars bars don't have nougat in them, your probably thinking of topic bars or something like that.
@Lop7dh
@Lop7dh 13 лет назад
@fuunguus Well, if NASA are ready to tweak pictures from the surface to conform with the average man's expectations of its redness, then I assume they're could hide any footage that would state that it's anything other than red.
@WindyNebula
@WindyNebula 12 лет назад
What does Alan say at 0:25? This poor foreigner can't understand lol.
@rabitshadow
@rabitshadow 11 лет назад
key word there being colour
@flammablezeus
@flammablezeus 11 лет назад
Half a million and a half.
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