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This clip is from QI Series I, Episode 9, 'Illness' with Stephen Fry, Alan Davies, Jo Brand, Dr. Ben Goldacre and Andy Hamilton.

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@SockTaters
@SockTaters 8 лет назад
1:08 That's the perfect look to have on your face when hearing that.
@2109917162
@2109917162 5 лет назад
Them eyebrows though...
@diablofrag2177
@diablofrag2177 4 года назад
Antimony also forms the strongest acid known so far: hydrofluoroantimonic acid, HSbF6. It decomposes in aqueous solution so it must be stored as concentrate or in hydrofluoric acid, HF. It's 20 quintillion times stronger than concentrated sulfuric acid and has the lowest known pH in the world. At temperatures as low as 40*C it decomposes back to HF and releases this is a gas, which is obviously very harmful as it's an acid, but HSbF6 can be used in chemical engineering because it can remove hydrogens and instantly protonate a compound regardless of the solvent used. Neat shit.
@dyent
@dyent 4 года назад
Not quite! There's a class of acids called Carborane Acids, and most acids within that group are stronger. Including the strongest acid ever to be synthesized, H(CHB11F11) and some theoretical ones which have a predicted PKa of -46
@diablofrag2177
@diablofrag2177 4 года назад
Jyt apologies but you are incorrect. Carborane is considered the worlds strongest SOLO acid, with a pH of around -18. However hydrofluoroantimonic acid is still much stronger, but it is made of hydrofluoric acid and antimony pentafluoride, which has a pH in the -40s. In fact carborane is so non corrosive that it an be handled with the bare skin.
@diablofrag2177
@diablofrag2177 4 года назад
Jyt Also, pKa is different from pH...
@sjaak243
@sjaak243 4 года назад
Actually the strongest acid known is Helium hydride
@diablofrag2177
@diablofrag2177 4 года назад
@@sjaak243 It might be, I can't find the pH anywhere online and I've only just heard of it so I'm skeptical.
@EleanorPeterson
@EleanorPeterson 4 года назад
Andy Hamilton's "Was that the first repeat prescription?" line was excellent.
@royhsieh4307
@royhsieh4307 Год назад
imagine taking one that had been swallowed but not properly handled (i.e. washed and cleaned)
@nelumbonucifera7537
@nelumbonucifera7537 6 лет назад
He was describing the 2009 attempted assassination of Muhammad bin Nayef, formerly the Saudi crown prince.
@otterspocket2826
@otterspocket2826 5 лет назад
Was it an assassination attempt though, or did the Crown Prince just not understand 'pull my finger' and pull his entire hand by mistake?
@darthfikus5206
@darthfikus5206 4 года назад
ass-ass-ination
@elephantsmemory3142
@elephantsmemory3142 4 года назад
@@parafraceren They will be our allies at least until the oil runs out
@lorddanielson2453
@lorddanielson2453 4 года назад
Rick and Morty
@pitterpatter7719
@pitterpatter7719 4 года назад
“The explosive device was hidden inside al-Asiri's rectum[70] and anal canal, which security experts described as a novel technique.” From the Wikipedia page for it. Novel technique my ass
@cavv0667
@cavv0667 8 лет назад
Well shit, that was interesting.
@SavageGreywolf
@SavageGreywolf 4 года назад
Interesting shit, you might say
@dominicjose3660
@dominicjose3660 4 года назад
*leavings
@richardday2893
@richardday2893 4 года назад
Shit ! Yeah!
@oo0Spyder0oo
@oo0Spyder0oo 8 лет назад
The terrorist and prince story is here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdullah_al-Asiri A little embellished in the way it is told in QI but close enough.
@aniforprez
@aniforprez 7 лет назад
Wow it actually happened. The only embellishments were the last couple of bits with the bouncing and the prince's reaction but what a hilarious way to go
@justincronkright5025
@justincronkright5025 6 лет назад
If you notice/read ''15'' (i.e. link/citation 15) the prince almost embellishes it just the same, however that is in retrospect (his enhancement of the story). So yes he probably didn't say in his own language ''very good'', but still. Not overly embellished.
@SavageGreywolf
@SavageGreywolf 4 года назад
There are five people here today: four comedians and two medical professionals
@_Pike
@_Pike 4 года назад
That makes six.
@rainyxyz
@rainyxyz 4 года назад
@@_Pike one of the 5 is both.
@eriugcmdranb
@eriugcmdranb 3 года назад
@@_Pike you're joking, right?
@peterbutterjam97
@peterbutterjam97 3 года назад
@Bernard McGuire Jo Brand was a psychiatric nurse for a while
@FoCoPuffs
@FoCoPuffs 3 года назад
Surprised that no one on QI remembered Tom Lehrer... Antimony is the first element listed in his song. There's antimony arsenic aluminum selenium and hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium.
@VitasVarnas
@VitasVarnas 3 года назад
Antimony was the name of a companion of the 7th Doctor in Doctor Who: Death Comes to Time which also starred Stephen Fry as the Time Lord known as the Minister of Chance.
@WillRennar
@WillRennar 4 года назад
So the guy stuffs a bomb up his rear end, and when it goes off all he does is blast himself into the air a bit before dying? Isn't _that_ just a kick in the pants...
@zbr76
@zbr76 4 года назад
Normal procedure Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet into the air, and scatter yourself over a wide area.
@Fuzy2K
@Fuzy2K 4 года назад
@@zbr76 Like fireworks
@Scarletraven87
@Scarletraven87 3 года назад
Like a kick in the pants. Precisely the back, and from a low angle.
@zGunTroll
@zGunTroll 2 года назад
Man hid bomb in underwear, believing he wouldn't be searched there Saudis dismiss reports bomber hid explosive in rectum CNN) -- The would-be assassin of Saudi Arabia's Prince Mohammed bin Nayef hid his bomb in his underwear, apparently believing that cultural taboos would prevent a search in that part of his body
@chopin65
@chopin65 4 года назад
Can you believe they all resisted the more direct skepticism of saying "No shit!"?
@kasperkjrsgaard1447
@kasperkjrsgaard1447 3 года назад
Propably not. That would be so obvious that it tends towards stupidity - which they’re not to be accused of.
@dilekben
@dilekben 5 лет назад
lmao. so he's referring to bulk-forming laxatives (e.g. fibers), osmotic laxatives (e.g. lactulose), stimulants (e.g. senna), emollients (e.g. docusate). and I love the "explosives" pun.
@sanuspg
@sanuspg 2 года назад
Whatever the subject of the episode is, Alan always enjoys it :D I especially like David Mitchell for his surprising remarks, but surprisingly enough, I also like watching Alan dealing with whatever happens in the show.
@dragondrunkard4079
@dragondrunkard4079 6 лет назад
Antimony, sound like something the Wife pays the Husband after a Divorce.
@aloysiusdevadanderabercrombie8
"wife pays the husband" lmao yeah right
@whychoooseausername4763
@whychoooseausername4763 5 лет назад
@@aloysiusdevadanderabercrombie8 you missed the joke
@simransimran9339
@simransimran9339 5 лет назад
It is alimony. And wives who earn more than their husbands who do pay it to their divorced husbands. It's rare but it does happen.
@-8_8-
@-8_8- 5 лет назад
@@simransimran9339 seems like a tall order. I get that it can and does happen. But I wonder how many men would push for it, it they had any other option. I mean, I guess it makes sense if your job is supporting your wife so she can earn the money. In that case, you may have no skills or work history. It's kind of like how there's a lot of people who would benefit from government assistance, but either have too much pride or no understanding of how to get it.
@simransimran9339
@simransimran9339 5 лет назад
@@-8_8- well, all divorce law is like that (in my country). Basically, in my country the divorces are very often granted on the basis of fault (adultery, desertion, cruelty, etc). So if the person at fault earns more they have to pay money to the party who earns less. It's not compensation exactly. It's more about the fact that a person should be able to have the same standard of living during marriage when the rupture of the marriage isn't their fault (at least till they marry someone else or don't need alimony it anymore). Now of the person at fault is the one earning less then the court orders a "reasonable" amount of alimony. Just enough to keep people afloat till they can get manage on their own. Also, alimony isn't for life. It's only till the person actually needs it.
@Alassandros
@Alassandros 6 лет назад
Bulkers, lubricants, irritants, softners and explosives.
@grizzlixx
@grizzlixx 5 лет назад
uppers, downers, screamers, laughers..
@liam9926
@liam9926 4 года назад
​@@grizzlixx rip
@Fuzy2K
@Fuzy2K 4 года назад
BLISE
@jean-pierresmyth742
@jean-pierresmyth742 4 года назад
"A serious case of being stuffed up" Oh, Stephen, never change...
@wobblysauce
@wobblysauce 8 лет назад
First repeat prescription.. boom boom
@neilburns1765
@neilburns1765 5 лет назад
This is one of the few answers I knew, having read it in Aldous Huxley's "Devil's of Loudon"
@badhombre4942
@badhombre4942 3 года назад
"Ok, your job title is Shepherd of the anus." "No...no....call me Rear Admiral."
@-8_8-
@-8_8- 5 лет назад
"...and then reuse them." Yeah, it wasn't the metal that caused the colonic action.
@TheMightySwash
@TheMightySwash 4 года назад
I was sure this was going to be about lithium for depression.
@TheArcher101
@TheArcher101 4 года назад
"All we've got left as we get older" - sounds like a shit life, ngl
@Markus_Andrew
@Markus_Andrew 5 лет назад
1:03 Gee, thanks Dad... You couldn't leave me the Maserati instead, could you...
@deathraygonzo6339
@deathraygonzo6339 4 года назад
Shepherd Of The Anus was my nickname in highschool.
@themadplotter
@themadplotter 2 года назад
Stupid thing is antimony is actually used as a poison in a Jonathon creek episode
@Kowasi
@Kowasi 3 года назад
When your leavings're all that's left you to do, might as well be gone.
@meganpopple9100
@meganpopple9100 5 лет назад
I think I might throw up. 🤢 (Totally thought the answer was syphilis)
@EdgyShooter
@EdgyShooter 2 года назад
I mean flying a few feet into the air and then collapsing would be an impressive answer when King Charles asks: "And what do you do?"
@grease_monkey6078
@grease_monkey6078 4 года назад
Stephen is right, we all poop, it's natural and people who think it's disgusting are obviously hypocrites because they poop atleast once a day
@samiam619
@samiam619 2 года назад
“They poop once a day”. Sez you!
@glengraham7080
@glengraham7080 3 года назад
Bem Goldings "Bad Medicine " should be required reading in schools.
@thomaswallace8840
@thomaswallace8840 8 лет назад
Fantastic episode.
@richardday2893
@richardday2893 4 года назад
Shit episode..
@siriancook5121
@siriancook5121 3 года назад
Anyone else watching this while taking a shit?
@IrishCavalry6
@IrishCavalry6 4 года назад
Will always remember that Antimony is SB. Had a Chemistry teacher that told us that Antimony sounds like Alimony and whenever you sign alimony checks you swear, "Son of a B*tch!" Thus, SB.
@duncanbryson1167
@duncanbryson1167 4 года назад
I got this one right. Wasn't sure of the metal but thought it was antimony. This is is not so much handed down through the generations as passed down through the generations. There is also the most expensive coffee in the world. The beans (misnomer, coffee is a fruit) are retrieved from civet crap. The civet eat the fruit including the seeds which pass through its gut creating a "unique" flavour to the coffee.
@georgealderson4424
@georgealderson4424 4 года назад
Do the civets get addicted to caffeine or is that how de-caf is made? Haha
@slitor
@slitor 7 лет назад
A semtex enema would really get things goin.
@RayleighCriterion
@RayleighCriterion 7 месяцев назад
Antimony got its name because a monk witnessed the effect it had on pigs as a purgative, decided to use it on some monks who died, hence anti-monk.
@insertname1014
@insertname1014 6 лет назад
Graham Young killed with antimony
@petejones879
@petejones879 2 года назад
Talking of doctors.. And I promise you all this is true.. Me and my wife went to see the doctor with an an ailment our baby daughter had.. I can't remember now what that ailment was... And the doctor asked... How are her stools... To which I replied with a look of bewilderment.. Well she hasn't got any yet she can't stand up yet.. Yet alone sit on a stool ... The doctor found it amusing as he thought I was joking.. But I had honestly never heard that term to describe what a baby leaves in his or her nappy /diaper.. My wife joking thumped me and call me an idiot and said something like... can't you take anything seriously... That baby is now 39 years old... And that's a true story
@jonathansmall9912
@jonathansmall9912 Год назад
“You would then rumadge through your leavings”
@ianbabcock6802
@ianbabcock6802 6 лет назад
I knew a lizard that needed an enema once.
@user-yv2cz8oj1k
@user-yv2cz8oj1k 4 года назад
Was it a cabinet member or just a member of Parliament?
@calliarcale
@calliarcale 2 года назад
My brother had a pet iguana that kept getting stopped up until we figured out the correct diet for the poor little guy. Regular enemas were needed until then.
@gnomedeguerre2482
@gnomedeguerre2482 Год назад
And they say recycling has gone too far THESE days
@stephandolby
@stephandolby 6 месяцев назад
0:50 I bet _that_ was a bitter pill to swallow... to say nothing of 1:03.
@piranha031091
@piranha031091 7 лет назад
That remembers me of a certain wristwatch in Pulp Fiction...
@LordKaname3
@LordKaname3 3 года назад
Everytime I see Ben Goldacre's face, I feel like something is missing there. Like a moustache, a beard, or something. It's so bare
@andrew7taylor
@andrew7taylor 8 лет назад
I thought this was about Paracelsus and the effects of mercury poisoning. Who's the other fellow besides Anthony Hamilton? Seems like he's a former doctor.
@ianlorenc
@ianlorenc 8 лет назад
Ben Goldacre and yes, he is medically schooled. If his Wiki is still accurate, he's currently a Senior Clinical Research Fellow at the Centre for Evidence-Based Medicine.
@andrew7taylor
@andrew7taylor 8 лет назад
thanks!
@boffeycn
@boffeycn 6 лет назад
Isn't the inability to use a search engine a wonderful tool. For tools.
@boffeycn
@boffeycn 6 лет назад
@George holbrook "ha ha ha you call me a patronising twat ha ha ha . Can you read? do you perhaps need an adult to help you? because The title of the video quite clearly states" QI: Quite Interesting Published on Jul 5, 2016 SUBSCRIBE 113K 5 July: On this day in 1948, the NHS was launched. From QI Series I, Episode 9 - 'Illness' With Jo Brand, Dr. Ben Goldacre, Andy Hamilton and Alan Davies For more visit qi.com Category Entertainment License Standard RU-vid License
@boffeycn
@boffeycn 6 лет назад
@George holbrook So fuck off you pathetic troll.
@typacsk
@typacsk 6 лет назад
Are we counting bismuth (i.e. Pepto-Bismol) as poisonous? I know all of its isotopes are radioactive...
@HUNKragor
@HUNKragor 5 лет назад
Technically everything is radioactive to a degree
@amyshaw893
@amyshaw893 10 месяцев назад
​@@HUNKragornot really? or at least not on the timescale of the universe. Even bismuth is bit borderline, given its half life of 2.01e19 years
@CIMAmotor
@CIMAmotor 4 года назад
I don't get the Michael Winner joke. Anyone?
@just-tess
@just-tess 2 месяца назад
is that a mnemonic? just sounds like a list...
@fab006
@fab006 3 года назад
Because you are Mistborn, duh.
@AshenTechDotCom
@AshenTechDotCom 3 года назад
i got a buddy whos mother gets 2 deep enemas a month, shes addicted to them... weird people...
@johnhall7850
@johnhall7850 Год назад
2023 eddie izzard on the left. 🙄
@MrDomBoileau
@MrDomBoileau 8 лет назад
I hate those glasses Jo
@DodderingOldMan
@DodderingOldMan 8 лет назад
They're absolutely horrible, aren't they? Who on earth designed them?
@lanestovall1715
@lanestovall1715 7 лет назад
Dom B I was looking for this comment
@yokie52
@yokie52 6 лет назад
Don't buy them then.
@jamietrev
@jamietrev 2 года назад
can we vote Jo Brand to Queen for a year
@MrMongoly
@MrMongoly 2 года назад
Good episode but truly gross.
@thesubhumancomedy
@thesubhumancomedy 9 месяцев назад
My fathers was one of the best
@FenceThis
@FenceThis 2 года назад
Kellogg was such a flake
@gothnerd887
@gothnerd887 5 лет назад
Reminds me of that time on RTAA where the fish get constipated
@phantomwolf3300
@phantomwolf3300 2 года назад
Lithium, used to treat schizophrenia.
@steveross2649
@steveross2649 3 года назад
I don't know. For FUN maybe?
@specialized29er86
@specialized29er86 6 лет назад
Sounds like something the Wolverine takes for his piles.
@PickleSurpriseVEVO
@PickleSurpriseVEVO 5 лет назад
Calm down dear, it's only a one night stand
@theconfusedllama
@theconfusedllama 3 года назад
Watching this video reminds me, I have shit to do
@samramsden3451
@samramsden3451 3 года назад
is that canelo alvarez in disguise?
@Blissful_Simp
@Blissful_Simp 4 года назад
Finally something I knew!
@richardday2893
@richardday2893 4 года назад
My cure .. chicken phall...
@robertoarmstrong7317
@robertoarmstrong7317 4 года назад
Doodle bum McGinty!
@robertglanville2915
@robertglanville2915 8 лет назад
The body is good at absorbing explosives!?!
@grizwoldmayor6671
@grizwoldmayor6671 8 лет назад
If covered or surrounded, yes. Thus why there's all those 'stories' of soldiers/etc. sacrificing themselves by covering explosives with their bodies (e.g. jumping on top of them).
@raymcgrath8229
@raymcgrath8229 8 лет назад
Robert Glanville Explosions, not explosives. You can't metabolise C4, don't try that at home.
@dndboy13
@dndboy13 7 лет назад
someone hasnt tried hard enough
@jimmypge
@jimmypge 6 лет назад
Yep, since you're mostly water it helps dampen the shockwave pretty effectively, and you absorb the shrapnel that forms.
@JohnD640
@JohnD640 6 лет назад
We are a fleshy crumple-zone.
@zerohelix4125
@zerohelix4125 5 лет назад
2:34 Certain turtles can breath through their anuses.
@chrisstephens6673
@chrisstephens6673 5 лет назад
Zero Helix well most of us humans can breath out through ours, breathing in is a little more problematic. 😉
@rimmersbryggeri
@rimmersbryggeri 4 года назад
1:43
@Slayden135
@Slayden135 6 лет назад
I always forget about antimony
@maxmatthews2463
@maxmatthews2463 4 года назад
Ragnarok
@Grimfang999
@Grimfang999 4 года назад
Theres also lithium for extrene cases of depression
@Bluu6293
@Bluu6293 4 года назад
It is a mood stabilizer used for Bipolar Disorder and it is in the form of salt not its metalloid form.
@Grimfang999
@Grimfang999 4 года назад
@@Bluu6293 no it can also be used for depression as well, alongside other serious disorders. Additionally, it still retains its toxicity in its salt forms. But I did make an error, lithium isnt actually a metaloid, which are particular elements which have properties not quite metallic or non-metallic, and lithium is definitively metallic.
@ATinyWaffle
@ATinyWaffle 6 лет назад
I watched this while pooping.
@tarnyowl6068
@tarnyowl6068 5 лет назад
TMI
@salwaaj1356
@salwaaj1356 3 года назад
Alan makes a nice looking doctor
@layneisinpayne2473
@layneisinpayne2473 4 года назад
That doctor kinda good lookin tho 😳
@qwertyTRiG
@qwertyTRiG 4 года назад
He has a website and three published books. Ben Goldacre.
@layneisinpayne2473
@layneisinpayne2473 4 года назад
@@qwertyTRiG thanks!
@mikedl1105
@mikedl1105 4 года назад
Everyone poops
@georgealderson4424
@georgealderson4424 4 года назад
True!
@gwishart
@gwishart 4 года назад
Apart from all the people who don't, since they have no bowels or intestines.
@georgealderson4424
@georgealderson4424 4 года назад
@@gwishart I have not heard of anyone like that although I know some have lost a lot of intestine.
@robinturner2300
@robinturner2300 4 года назад
gwishart a colostomy is still poo... just not from the usual orifice.
@georgealderson4424
@georgealderson4424 4 года назад
@@robinturner2300 Exactly
@craigwells3655
@craigwells3655 2 года назад
Being so up yourself that you can judge a 'quack' from a therapist, is enough turn this episode off.
@NGorso1
@NGorso1 6 лет назад
I would set a Buzzer with "anything Michael Winner, Husband or fat people related" just so Joe starts to shut up with that
@otterspocket2826
@otterspocket2826 5 лет назад
Could you make it a portable one so it provides relief for her entire career and life, not just an episode of QI?
@tanukiman3855
@tanukiman3855 5 лет назад
Being married to Jo Brand would make me swallow any kind of poison.
@freddegreeff31
@freddegreeff31 6 лет назад
women don't poo though
@boffeycn
@boffeycn 6 лет назад
Correct, but they fart and shite.
@Widdekuu91
@Widdekuu91 5 лет назад
I'm a woman and I can confirm. We only leave little flowers in the toilet, that grow out to become waterlily's and magically open up when they hear music, to reveal glittery golden dust that spreads the fragrance of your favorite memories. Periods are a different story though. That's like hardcore torture. Hands, walls, floors covered in blood, echoed screaming, vomiting, fainting. We'll leave the place like a hardcore CSI episode. Together with the lifeless bodies of the people saying we were ovaryacting.
@Bigolddragon
@Bigolddragon 5 лет назад
@@Widdekuu91 very good you get 10 points
@Widdekuu91
@Widdekuu91 5 лет назад
@@Bigolddragon With Eurovision coming, I'm afraid I'm going to need douze points.
@andycollier1268
@andycollier1268 7 лет назад
Looking at Jo Brands glasses is like someone expelling a phosphate enema directly into my eyes.
@kookaburramundi9395
@kookaburramundi9395 5 лет назад
What about iodine pills for radiation? Iodine is a metalloid as far as i know.
@HUNKragor
@HUNKragor 5 лет назад
It's not
@Ranger1812
@Ranger1812 6 лет назад
Quack isn't an insult. That's horrible. Ducks, like all animals, are amazing, beautiful creatures. Humans are animals, and no more special than any other creature.
@Ranger1812
@Ranger1812 6 лет назад
*other animals. Humans are animals, and no more special than any other creature.
@therussmeister
@therussmeister 5 лет назад
We are special because we get enemas.
@GirGir183
@GirGir183 7 лет назад
0:08 Michael Winner, eh Jo?? You're not exactly one to talk, are you?
@funnycatvideos2084
@funnycatvideos2084 6 лет назад
She just isn't funny is she.
@BumMcFluff
@BumMcFluff 6 лет назад
Not even close to being funny.
@keir92
@keir92 5 лет назад
Funny Cat Videos Clearly women like her. Why should all comedians be just for men?
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