Quazii Reacts: "Crap Guide to Final Fantasy XIV - Melee DPS" - JoCat

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Quazii reaction to JoCat's "A Crap Guide to Final Fantasy XIV - Melee DPS" | SUPPORT JOCAT'S LUNARCON PLEASE: www.lunarcon.net/ | OG Video: • A Crap Guide to Final ...
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@tanakaitoi 2 года назад

To answer what he majored in, he majored in Graphic Design.

@Wanderingsage7 2 года назад

To 14's credit: most of the bosses have fine asses. I want a full song of Spooky Slice so badly.

@kuronaialtani 2 года назад

There’s been a recent trend/resurgence of people talking about one of compound 2P’s heel being an ass and legs, as well as echidna from weeping city

@demillion 2 года назад

me too i WANT that song so badly

@cyphi474 2 года назад

Yea, some female bosses....

@kuronaialtani 2 года назад

@@cyphi474 excuse you have you seen the absolute dump truck on Zenos and byakko

@cyphi474 2 года назад

@@Wanderingsage7 Whatever suits you...:)

@TheoVorster 2 года назад

Now he needs to release a full version of Spooky Slice asap

@chloekaftan 2 года назад

Its gonna end up as the halloween event music for sure xD

@TheLangenator 2 года назад

He just did. My life is complete

@imsirnootnoot 2 года назад

Your wish has been granted

@AzureIV 2 года назад

It is on JoCat's channel now.

@Achridian 2 года назад

Boy oh boy do I have great news for you

@QuaziiFFXIV 2 года назад

*My editor edited the part related to Lunarcon out (thinking it was just a standard intro). SO PLEASE PLEASE SUPPORT Jocat's cause here: **www.lunarcon.net/* his OG video: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-EcQzgMvwbT4.html

@DarthDarrik 2 года назад

weird to put a timed obsolescence piece at the front of a timeless video any way

@dojelnotmyrealname4018 2 года назад

@@DarthDarrik I mean you can edit it out when it's no longer relevant with youtube's editor.

@nineballmk2 2 года назад

@@dojelnotmyrealname4018 true

@Seraphima249 2 года назад

I was supposed to meet my friend Kai at Ten. Anyone seen him? For some reason he stopped contacting me since the last Major Patch in FFXIV - very strange coincidence. You guys think that's related?

@Slade1135 Год назад

The only thing I think it could be related to is this ancient saying: A smile better suits a hero.

@Swordphobic 2 года назад

That song is based on the song "Monster Mash"

@mismismism 2 года назад

The amount of truth in this, learning the NIN opener feels like trying to do quantum physics in your head while holding on for dear life on the roof of a speeding bullet train. Also, random funny side note that made me chuckle, when your reach level 90 on Botanist you get an achievement called "Fear the Reaper", I need them to give RPR a Botanist achievement pun like "99 problems but a bush ain't one" or "I don't want no shrubs" or some other dumb song pun.

@continuallyblessed44 2 года назад

I enjoyed rogue then when i unlocked ninja i hated it and never went back lol. I just kept thinking "ugh this looks like it's going to be more complex than I have patience for." So then my lazy self went back to red mage.

@mismismism 2 года назад

@@continuallyblessed44 Yeah, NIN has a litlle bit of BLM syndrome, where it's kinda tedious for like 10-20 levels and then it gets really fun but really hard lol. The rotation is kind of a nightmare to learn, I can't lie but fun job for regular content.

@kuronaialtani 2 года назад

The secret to learning NIN for me was applying the mudras to a 1 2 3 system, I’ve always been really good at memorizing number sequences in games 1 2 is raiton (lightning) 2 1 is katon (fire aoe) 1 2 3 is suiton (hide buff for trick) 3 2 1 is huton (speed buff) 3 1 2 is doton earth puddle) 2 3 is hyosho ranryu (also hyoton but nobody ever used this before kassatsu made it a 1.2k potency murder button)

@mismismism 2 года назад

@@kuronaialtani For me the mudras I can remember, it's just a huge amount of buttons in a very specific order suddenly in the opener and burst phase. Especially playing on controller(I'm on PC but prefer it) it's hard to find a set up that makes it not insanely chaotic.

@kuronaialtani 2 года назад

@@mismismism Oh, absolutely fuck mudras on controller Tried it one time for fun and I wanted to never even attempt it again It's super easy on my end with the numpad so I can literally place them on 1 2 3, but yeah it's still a learning curve to dump everything into 15-20s every 60s and never fall out of that sequence

@Wogle 2 года назад

"Greed" Ahh yes, the thing that happens every time you face Phlegethon In Labyrinth of the Ancients now...

@shootingstar3521 2 года назад

To be honest, every time the raid wipes at peggy its because half ppl greed and the other half don't. If everyone greeds he can go down easily before he finish the casting for the second Ancient Flare. Still, dying at that part is like a tradition at this point.

@midlanderhyur6035 2 года назад

Bruh the amount of casualties that are caused by greed on that boss... I always laugh whenever that happens. To think that's an ARR Alliance Raid and still we frequently wipe there compared to whenever I get Stormblood ARs in duty roulettes. All because of greediness.

@Lerrae1908 2 года назад

I actually ran into a few people recently who didn't realize that dying gives you a damage down debuff and when I told them it was worse for their uptime than losing one gcd because of the debuff (which gets worse after the second consecutive death), they been like "...huh. Didn't know. Oh..." People have been hearing 'Greed is good' so much lately that they don't even know the risks apparently. THEY DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY ARE GREEDING! AAAAAAAAAAAA

@Spectacular_Insanity 2 года назад

People also don't seem to understand that when you're greeding... you STILL need to actually dodge the damage. Greeding just means that you are staying in melee range until the last possible millisecond before the server snapshots your position as the AOE expires.

@CorynSilver 2 года назад

He forgot to mention that Reaper has almost no positionals. You have 2, that you use once every 30sec or every 5 GCDs, or twice every 90 seconds. You always have True North for RPR Positionals XD

@FunnyGinMan 2 года назад

Not gonna lie, laughed really hard on this one. I'm a melee dps main, good times :)

@Shinyrelic 2 года назад

Jocat is actually a level 20 bard that got transported out of the dnd realm to ours.

@cobraaaaaaaaaaaa 2 года назад

The song for Reaper is a parody of the Monster Mash.

@natebroadus8474 2 года назад

The Spooky Slice is legit stuck in my head.✌🤣

@cparle87 Год назад

Yes, there's actually a full version of Spooky Slice, go watch it. And if you hear someone doing a cameo and think "there's no way they actually got the actual VA in the video", yes, yes he did.

@CooroSnowFox 2 года назад

"the tank feels like doing cardio"

@humanaesthetic 2 года назад

Edgy boy points is the best description of Reaper’s bars. 😂

@sabamonstergaming 2 года назад

Been playing this game a long, long time and one thing I learned really quickly about melee dps. If you are running a dungeon and have a gap closer, save it for when the tank inevitably stops running on each pack. It'll save you mountains of frustration and time.

@paulbbryan 2 года назад

The little Kirby Copy dude doing the ninja moves was A+

@Maddog3060 2 года назад

I just finished watching it after getting home from work, and it was a delightful lightening of my mood. I look forward to when he does one for ranged DPS because I want to hear him roast MCH mains like me.

@bstriant 2 года назад

this damn song has been stuck in my head for 3 days now !!

@Zurius 2 года назад

aww no helping Jocat to promote Lunar Con in the video? :P

@QuaziiFFXIV 2 года назад

Fixed - see pinned (:

@leeselset5751 Год назад

For those who don't already know, the song is based on the song Monster Mash by Bobby Pickett.

@PsychoDiesel48 2 года назад

To answer the question about the song at the end, it is a parody of the "Monster Mash." A Halloween classic.

@wingedparagon4448 2 года назад

"Like and off tank having fun." What did I ever do to you, JoCat? XD

@Necr0e1 2 года назад

the song gets me everytime i watch this

@TheChaosGear 2 года назад

Ninja: sever ticks are my worst enemy.......

@Fraven85 2 года назад

da hell..! WHY didn't youtube alert me that he had a new one of these out??! i gotta go blast the like button on this vid! (also on this one)

@SteamTitan 2 года назад

love that he redid monster mash

@VitAbductor 2 года назад

Can't wait for the magical dps crap guide. I will say one thing only, Verwipe!

@buttonmasherdraco 2 года назад

I do believe the Bird, Cat, and Monkey thing was a reference to Legends of the Hidden Temple

@buttonmasherdraco 2 года назад

@@DarthDarrik look at the way they were drawn by jocat

@stewartcole8879 2 года назад

Hmm monk rotation, for the third one to cash in your tokens it can be any combination you like… i believe

@johnlin3959 2 года назад

When enemies have Rear cone attacks, I always call them Fart Cones.

@uservenny84 2 года назад

This is why playing all roles is important. It made me a much better Monke main.

@Derekloffin 2 года назад

5:58, and if someone did see it, there is always the perfect excuse: "LAG!" :)

@Kitsune-gs7fm 2 года назад

This one is a great video gona rewatch the og video to we should support the original video aswell

@dinox4250 2 года назад

Can we get a full version of "Spooky Slice" on spotify please?

@hidehide8766 2 года назад

i am here to be the one : WHERE IS MY KAITEN !!! :c

@nenram.5786 2 года назад

I knew Quazii would be one of the first to react to this xD

@midnightanimal4844 2 года назад

Okay but, where is our Kaiten? I still have it binded to the hud bar [not a sam main btw, but still]

@lanisolfire5692 Год назад

whos edgier, dark knight or reaper?

@robikkupegasus7039 2 года назад

Jocat is an absolute hilarious delight! xD

@MsKariYagami 9 месяцев назад

I played ninja in Static in Shadowbringers. It was Complicated, but fun.

@RothAnim 2 года назад

2:13: My Hrothgar dragoon is acknowledged! Praise!

@IncrediboolAbo Год назад

Dont even have feint on my bars.

@harmtouchwound2537 2 года назад

im so glad im not the only one who calls sam abilities stickers XD

@Gwydion_Wolf 2 года назад

What would be worse.. the entire 24 hour Chat log of Limsa... or the entire 24 hour chat-log of the Quicksand?

@katrinkpunkt 2 года назад

Depends on the Server, there's literally nobody but sprouts doing msq in cerberus quicksand XD Limsa on the other hand...

@danielleduval6681 2 года назад

His song is base on Monster Mash

@ryuichiro.sakuraba 2 года назад

Gotta love the rear and flank checks. Learning how the heck melee DPS does this was like aaaaaaaaaaa, until learning liberal use of True North, and dancing around the points where the truncated nippled doughnut breaks - strafe here a bit and it's Rear, strafe the other way and it's Flank.

@margotrosendorn6371 2 года назад

That mudra advice is solid gold tho

@redcoyote2892 2 года назад

honestly when i started playing tank i watch a bunch of guides and stuff and i thought melee had to hit positionals or they would have to reset the entire combo and rotation XD can you imagine how hard the game would be or even attempting ultimate like this "uhhhh.... i kinda hit the flank.... we need to wipe soz"

@ikbeckly385 2 года назад

I'd love for Enshroud to just put a white sheet over you so you can become a spooky ghost

@riozuiderduin9928 2 года назад

The song is a parody of a song called "The Monster Mash". Funny comedy song from 1962.

@jesternario 2 года назад

Everyone forgets that Hildebrand is a dragoon.

@Nihonguy 2 года назад

Square wouldnt rework monk completely simply because it lacks a range move...would they?

@Lorekeeper_GGuy 2 года назад

Honestly surprised they don’t have a hadoken. Every monk should have a ki blast of some kind (though I’m a red mage so idk anything about monk)

@Nihonguy 2 года назад

@@Lorekeeper_GGuy i mean we do have a discount Kamehameha but you have to be fairly close to use it so its barely a ranged option, hadouken would be amazing though

@Lorekeeper_GGuy 2 года назад

@@Nihonguy Plus it’s probably something you‘d be able to use about as often as the average Ken player

@MultiJellybones 2 года назад

today I learned the word alliteration

@AquaticStarGameing 2 года назад

i dont think i'v ever laughed this much 🤣

@ingolf82 2 года назад

he actually made the spooky slice song. he got the actual voice actor for Zenos to do a line in the song, since Zenos is a reaper. here it is: watch?v=NH2wDdYIMQU

@tngdragon 2 года назад

JoCat is a gift.

@PoldaranOfDalaran 2 года назад

I play dragoon for the spiky armor, tbh.

@Lotis343 2 года назад

0:53 not surprising he's arts major

@Patrickdaawsome Год назад

After WoW, I want to get do dungeons & raids sometimes but the beginning story quests of Final Fantasy are too boring for me. Can't wait to find a way to satisfy this itch

@Spectrumage444 2 года назад

I just watched his new vid and immediately started looking for reactions to it from you, Asmon and Zepla lol. Loved it. Also, taking a moment to make my monthly request for a react video of WoW’s darkest secret!

@QuaziiFFXIV 2 года назад

Alright I promise will watch in next 7 days (: will post on my 2nd channel

@Spectrumage444 2 года назад

@@QuaziiFFXIV Yuss!

@fefnireindraer144 2 года назад

JoCat is amazing.

@gmoddude12 2 года назад

....i feel so fucking weird for this but ever since i started messing about with dragoon my primary goal has not been to push my personal dps or improve on it its literally just to see how good i can get at saying no to all the floor tank memes and stay alive as well as possible man ff14 is weird when that suddenly becomes your priority just so you can look at people and go hah...i aint no floor tank anymore >:)

@unnamed_protagonist 2 года назад

I usually die to just general messing up rather than jumping into AoE's. Though i did do that once in endsinger extreme. It was during 5 heads and high jump just so happened to come off cooldown right as the aoe's went off , i i jumped into danger alive, then immediatly back to safety dead.

@SUpahh100 2 года назад

Samurai needs less buttons to press

@kutlumzrak2689 2 года назад

Where the fuck is my Kaiten, Quazii? Where is it?

@EternaltheGrey 2 года назад

They don't just play DRG for the story- they do it because they need the class's Adamantine Knees trait to survive all the massive falls the game puts in dungeons.

@ipKonfig 2 года назад

F**K IT'S THE SKILL FLOW POLICE CHEESE IT!

@MallowJam 2 года назад

Where is my Kaiten

@AoiKaze2000 2 года назад

Play NIN, it's one of my favorite jobs.

@chaoseater999 2 года назад

WHERE IS MY KAITEN?????

@nokoniria 2 года назад

if you watch his 3 hr video about ffxiv, he said art major

@MrSkynet 2 года назад

Where is my KAITEN?!?!?!?! xD

@pinsandscrews6459 2 года назад

The song he is parodying is ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-vNuVifA7DSU.html Loved your commentary, thanks for doing this vid

@QuaziiFFXIV 2 года назад

thanks for helping me solve my ear worm NOW I KNOW THE SONG hahaha

@SUpahh100 2 года назад

His monk game play is too much he doesn't need to do any of that in perfect balance.

@VayeAura 2 года назад

Where's my Kaiten?

@hildagarde4975 2 года назад

Kaiten was overrated anyways. There, I said it.

@nandy2012 2 года назад

soooo.still...where is my Kaiten btw? MADGE !

@richboywinston5097 2 года назад

Where is my Kaiten? :(

@emerelle3535 2 года назад

Wait, does not every mob have a full circle? I'm confused now. o_O

@deltaoalice9281 2 года назад

Most mobs do not actually have a full circle. They have a 270 degree arc which indicates where the back is. For the most part you don't need to care about positionals when AoEing because no AoE skill has positionals, but most bosses do have that 270degree arc unless design team believes said content is impossible to have uptime in the rear. For example, bosses that are effectively just a wall in front of you.

@emerelle3535 2 года назад

@@deltaoalice9281 wow, I actually never noticed, maybe because I mostly play tank and stand in front of mobs but I'll definitely pay attention now If I'm on another job. :)