Queen of the Throne 

It seems like you can't swing a dead cat without hitting some toilet humor AI song on RU-vid. It's shameful isn't it? It's also exactly what this song is. Potty humor!
I mean c'mon? What did you think Queen of the Throne was going to be about? A princess?
Anyway. I had a childish idea for a prompt pop into my head the other day and I said "why not?" and decided to roll with it. Just the idea of someone pooping their pants in various social situations to assert dominance. I ran it a few different ways, but country style with a female vocalist came out the best in my opinion. Let me know what you filthy animals think by dropping a like below. And be sure to hit that subscribe button! Thanks for your support, and please, take care.
The Prompt: A hit country song about pooping your pants in various social situations to assert dominance, country pop, female vocalist
(Lyrics)
[Verse 1]
In a high class meeting,
Just wearin' my Sunday best,
Then I feel a little rumble, here comes trouble,
But I don't stress,
Look 'em in the eye, big smile, no shame,
'Cause honey that's my claim to fame.
[Chorus]
I poop my pants (yeah), to take a stand,
In every fancy crowd, it makes 'em understand,
That I'm in charge, no need to be alarmed,
I'm the queen of the throne, and I don't need no charm.
[Verse 2]
Out at a fine restaurant,
Where the lights are low,
Waiter brings the wine, and it's all goin' fine,
'Cause they all know,
Then comes the moment, I let it all go,
In the classiest manner, that's my show.
[Chorus]
I poop my pants (yeah), to take a stand,
In every fancy crowd, it makes 'em understand,
That I'm in charge, no need to be alarmed,
I'm the queen of the throne, and I don't need no charm.
[Bridge]
In the ballroom or the boardroom,
Any place I roam,
I let 'em know I've got the power,
In a way that hits home.
[Chorus]
I poop my pants (yeah), to take a stand,
In every fancy crowd, it makes 'em understand,
That I'm in charge, no need to be alarmed,
I'm the queen of the throne, and I don't need no charm.
[Verse 3]
At the big office party,
Boss gives a speech on high,
Lights dim down, and without a frown,
I look him in the eye,
Drop a bombshell, polite as can be,
In my tailored dress, I'm stress-free.
[Chorus]
I poop my pants (yeah), to take a stand,
In every fancy crowd, it makes 'em understand,
That I'm in charge, no need to be alarmed,
I'm the queen of the throne, and I don't need no charm.
[Verse 4]
At a wedding in the chapel,
Everybody dressed to the nines,
I walk down the aisle, with a knowing smile,
It's just about time,
Whispers and glances, can't faze me at all,
In my white gown, I stand tall.
[Chorus]
I poop my pants (yeah), to take a stand,
In every fancy crowd, it makes 'em understand,
That I'm in charge, no need to be alarmed,
I'm the queen of the throne, and I don't need no charm.
[Chorus]
I poop my pants (yeah), to take a stand,
In every fancy crowd, it makes 'em understand,
That I'm in charge, no need to be alarmed,
I'm the queen of the throne, and I don't need no charm.