I LOVE Your hidden COLOSTOMY BAG at 3:46 (the black thing on the back of your belt)! SO FUNNY! _[author fears no one will get his lavalier mic joke, sigh....]_
I was terrible when I was a kid. I used to babysit the kid next door and I always used to say, "He's like the little brother I never had... unless of course you count Andy". My little brother Andy was not amused.
all the gals i've dated......hit on me. I almost never have hit on a gal....cuz it felt desperate or such, to me. my type of girl is TAKE CHARGE etc, and will come after me. i feel so sorry for the billions of bros who want a girl and work their asses off trying to find one. (And then even when they do, she almost always turns into a terrorist!) (The divorce rate is like 100% now!)
This video gave me the courage to tell the guy I like how I feel. While he doesn't feel the same, it was so liberating to just get it off my chest and now I can move on. So glad I found this channel!
Good going! I've been there before and it hurt, but it was nice to be able to get closure and move on. Eventually I found a guy I liked who did say yes, though. We're married now. Courage and honesty pays off eventually.
Yesss, she has common sense and I love her for it! I low-key feel like strangling the ditzy character, especially when she acted super-rudely towards her supposed friend Rebecca.
Rebecca says what every married person is thinking. It is awesome. “How did you find a great partner? How did you make the relationship last?” Well, listen to Rebecca. That’s a fantastic place to start.
Yes that’s why i don’t like married people. it’s like ppl who are married always act like they have the lost key of truth in relationships. There news for you: people don’t get married and stay single and they’re fine. People are in relationships without getting married they’re also fine. There are people who are married and are awful at relationships ( they stay married cause they are afraid of being lonely or judged - by other married ppl for the most 😀) And...there are people who wish they’d be married since they are 8 years old cause is the status they want. They forget to seek the good relationship, they just want the ring, the name, mommy and daddy to be happy. Of course there are good marriages but if you can’t live the love with your partner without being married that’s something i would think about. Still that’s your choice. Don’t go spreading the idea that only married people have the ultimate secret to relationships. It just gives the image of someone who likes to smell his/her own asshole thank you very much.
greenbluesea_day mail if you asked me how to install electricity to the shell of a house, I could tell you how. You would still be better off listening to an electrician. If you’re actually seeking a committed relationship, or a marriage, you could ask your single friends, or revolving-door-friends, how. But you’d still be better off listening to your married friends. I’m sorry that you are so bitter about the topic. I hope that whatever pain you may be going through passes soon.
Geoffrey Okrongly Geoffrey Okrongly Bitter? Mh...no i don’t think i was. Let’s review: instead of talking about electricity being installed in a house ( although i find it interesting that you compared love to something that can be switched off and on, but maybe that’s your personal view on love in a relationship) i just said that there are many types of relationships. If wanted to know how a good relationship works i’d go to someone who has one, but there are married relationships that are REALLY REALLY bad. I’ve had at least 4 couples in my life who stayed married after being abusive, cheating, holding terrible secrets and being unhappy. So no, sorry but married people are not always the people to go to. There are a number of good relationships on this earth. A real one to show is working, on my opinion, does not require a party, a ring, threatening a man to leave him if he doesn’t do what usually a woman requires or the shame of parents and family that are not agreeing about you and your partner being happy in your own way. I hope you will not read this with the satanic voiceover you played in your head this time, so that maybe you’ll get part of my point. 😂
greenbluesea_day mail you intentionally missed the metaphor, didn’t you? Then you agreed with the point of my metaphor in the very next sentence. Don’t be dense on purpose, you are obviously smarter than that. You have miserably married friends, how about you still listen to why their relationship is shit, and avoid it? Happy relationship, listen to why it works and pursue it. You can learn about how to be in a committed, and happy, relationship from your married friends regardless of the success of their marriage. And all of this is to continue what I have already been saying: Don’t listen to people that haven’t been in committed relationships when you want advice about a committed relationship. And don’t listen to a amateur about installing electricity. Find someone with professional experience. Because if you make mistakes installing your electricity, you can shock yourself to death, or burn your house down. Kind of like what happens to good relationships when they listen to the wrong people. And yes. You’re bitter. Why else would you be trying to disagree with me when you have made it obvious, in your own words, that you do agree with me? You can still hate it that married people think they have all the answers about being married. While you’re at it, you can also hate all of the corporate executives for thinking that they have all of the answers for creating careers and wealth. Just don’t let your bitterness make you willfully ignorant. That is a form of self-harm that too many people inflict upon themselves. And you’re smarter than that.
Geoffrey Okrongly Mh... Ok i’ll make it more simple. just a question: is someone who is in an happy 12 years old relationship, but not married, someone who could ever gain your royal positive judgment?
Dear "Rebecca", I just wanted to thank you for so staunchly representing those of us who loathe the ridiculous, immature games that pass for "dating" these days - you da bomb, girlfriend! 😂🤘
Its scary how good she is. You sometimes forget that she is playing all the roles. Also hats off for writing, creating and editing these. Can’t even imagine the effort and hard work it must take to produce a video like this. Thank You.
@@JeroenStet actually, one-camera shoots are INSANE and the most-inefficient thing EVER! i'm both in awe of julia, and I feel sorry for her as well. (ex: Making music videos is a billion times easier!) Imagine every actor having to do their lines TWICE (obviously many takes but let's just say it's TWICE): once while the ONE camera is pointed at them....and again, while the camera is pointed at the person they are talking to. (You can see how sloppy the continuity is when they use this technique all the time, cuz the actor is moving a certain way, and when it cuts to behind THEIR shoulder they're not moving as much!) Making movies is THE worst job of all time (along with CGI artist!).....the SLOWWWWWWWWWWEST....most complicated clusterfuck imaginable. The deepest level of Hell! (I don't understand why they don't use TWO cameras! You can easily set them up so neither is caught on screen, and you just saved 50% of your labor that simply!) (Julie's fucked, cuz she's all the actors so there's no way to shoot her skits in ONE take.) I do music! I can write a clever song and record it in under one hour. Make a brilliant music video in ONE hour! THIS is why every rock star COULD'VE been a movie star.....but after making ONE movie, John Lennon, Bjork, Jagger, Bowie, and the rest said "holy shit I have to wait 30 minutes for them to MOVE LIGHTS and the camera???!! FUCK THIS!!"
Rebecca’s husband does not get away with anything. And likely doesn’t feel he needs to. Why am I talking like they’re a real couple? Why am I wasting my time watching videos? I gotta go tell a girl what I want. Excuse me.
I think you guys are reading too much into his post. He was making it while in line at McDonald's and just needed to tell the cashier he wanted a #2 with a Coke.
As a woman, I feel the same. I was thinking: Girl, just listen to Rebecca and be honest! That's why she's married and how I ended up married. Being able to have open and honest conversations like mature adults cuts out a lot of the drama that a lot of people seem to go through in relationships in general. If a person can't be honest, there'll always be misunderstandings, which will create a ton of unnecessary drama. Who even has the patience for that?
Michelle W there are no wrong moves until you have sex. If the guy is attracted to you it’s hard to screw it up. Whether he wants a relationship is a different matter.
@@songpoetry1 While what you say is true, there are also a lot of married people who ended up married out of *luck.* Such as all of my friends/family (I'm serious.) They bumped into the right person early on. Good...luck getting them to admit that though. They sure are full of advice for me. Terrible advice lol
Not only is everyone an expert these days, but everyone also claims to be such a good judge of character... until you ask them to describe the last person they dated.
@@julienolke its definitely time travel, how else would you produce your videos with you playing multiple roles? and the video where you literally time travel to past you...
Can we just take a minute to take in how good of a production that was? Like how do you play three different characters and make it seem like they’re actually three different people in the room? Both acting wise and filming and editing wise, this was one of the best skits I’ve ever watched on RU-vid.
The worst thing is when you accidentally send people things all the time and people think you like them because you keep sending them things by accident😖😖😖
I'm ALWAYS clear, direct, and honest, and I wear my heart on my sleeve. And it feels like I'm the only person doing this, as everyone just GHOSTS me or each other. (Both males AND females ghost me or each other all the time, fucking cowards! ex: I do music with lots of different people, so no reason to ghost! You'd just say "our chemistry isn't right' or such! CRIPES! )
Yaaaaah, I'm on Rebecca's side. My recently divorced friends asked me how "The Dating World" is now. I tell them the truth. It's a superficial sh*t show!
@Donald Piniach I think it's simply there is a much more successful time window to find someone. Most people overanalyzing missed that window. & just like anything else, if you start late you can miss out on some things.
....ON PAPER, you're right. I'm rebecca. Always have been. ALL my friends hate me cuz i ALWAYS tell them the truth. I've never met a human who TRULY wanted the truth. (Other than me! I have to BEG ppl to criticize me every day. Like, if I make a MUSIC VIDEO I like, I send it to my friends to ask for ANY constructive criticism so I can get better and better, and NO ONE WILL EVER GIVE ME ANY CRITICISM!! ARGH!) (In my first few bands, I'd pass out "QUALITY CONTROL SURVEYS" (ha ha) to the entire audience AFTER our set, with golf pencils, and they could write what they REALLY thought cuz it was ANONYMOUS!! Fucking AWESOME!)
Me with my one single girl friend. Her: “He said he has to work on himself right now. He said he doesn’t deserve me, and he can’t ask me to wait for him to be the man that I deserve.” Me: “He’s just not that into you.” Her: “You don’t know that! How do you know that?” Me: “Because those are all lines used in the movie He’s Just Not That Into You.”
I always wanted to do this kind of videos and I thought it would be dumb. Now I see how good can this be! Great job! Looks like a very natural dialogue. You are like Miss Elliot (from Mr. Robot series) hahaha
In some middle eastern countries RIGHT NOW.... 13 year old girls are being sold off to "MARRY" 50 year old men. I'd argue MARRIAGE was invented by the Patriarchy, cuz the woman has ALWAYS had the power over the males (since men go nuts for breasts and pussy, while women do NOT go nuts for dick or male breasts, and most women don't even love their partners; it was like a career choice). (I see these lifeless couples every day at my job. Scary.) MARRIAGE, meant the woman was STUCK to the man, BECAUSE females have more opportunities for dating then men do. (Unless the man is rich.)
Because by experience youtube stars barely ever fit for real movies. The style of acting for youtube is not the style of acting needed in most movies. Maybe she could be an great actress regardless, but experience (here in germany) has shown, that movies with youtube-stars suck and often due to the bad acting
All she needs is a Netflix show where she can be free to film as she wants. Not those network shows where they get to control you and then even cancel you if their ideas of your show stunk
I do that. But I also hate the whole concept of trends so much, I actively avoid following them. (Not that thats a big effort, the last time I followed one by accident was when sidecuts were a thing...)
@@weareallbornmad410 It's a Toronto thing lol. Honest Ed's was a super large store in downtown Toronto that took up an entire block. They were famous for their cheap prices (being "honest" with customers) and all their store signs were hand-drawn and painted, which gave the store a home-grown feel. When they closed a lot of people went to get one of the signs.
I miss Honest Ed's. I mean, I've never actually been inside, but I saw it all the time when I took a class on Marham street before its death in 2016. I mean, I didn't really know what it was but it closed which i thought was sad.
@@trambui6563 hope you are not laughing your ass off at me but with me... I was joking (I'm married btw)... Like 40% of the comments here are jokes, many of which are related to being dating while married
@@MsZephyra that's so wrong, I almost threw up. I'm 24 and I want a serious relationship, because I never had one AND, because I don't want that superficial crap that some people crave for. I'm just way ahead of my time in terms of human interaction.
yeah, and amazingly enough, her past self and her present self are also both wearing the same color nail polish.... what a coincidence that they'd both be wearing the same color on the same day. Hmmm..... ;)
I think this is my favorite Julie video 🤣. I have watched it half a dozen times - such talent to portray the different characters so well - it’s easy to forget it’s all Julie.
Ha ha! Me either! All the songs from the past about crushes & telephones! Blondie - Hanging on the Telephone, Heart - Alone, 10cc - Things we do for Love...I'm feeling old now 😂
"He could be going through something right now..." This hit close to home in the best painful funny way. This reminds me a little of Thomas Sanders' SanderSides, in the best way!! Logan vs. Roman with a bit of Patton sprinkled on top!
*Note to self: If you want a woman to want you, be super busy and ignore her for at least 2 weeks. Protip is not exclusive to women. Thank you me. Thank you Julie.* End note.
I absolutely adore your work XDDD The characters are incredibly well done. I'm so sad I was so late to discover you but also so happy cuz I have lots of videos to see : DDD
The married one is the hottest ;) Seriously, though, these talking-to-yourself videos are amazingly captivating. Your inner monologue must be quite something.
