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"Name a behavoir thar isn't labeled as a form of mental illness but you feel like it should be?" Everytime your walking you HAVE to stay on some sort of color or line. It just feels so right
I smile everytime I'm outside everywhere, to show that it's a good day and that there is reason or at least the possibility for them to be happy too. And also it does feel really good to just be happy even if it has no specific reason. Because when you can be happy, why you shouldn't be it then?
funny story when my sister was in kindergarden the teacher told her that same story but that the kid survived and that it was 4 years ago well i was in her class 4 years ago and that never happened ps she also told me the same story and that it was 4 years ago
I get aches in my heart a ton for no reason, every time I'm like, "Get the Seinfeld outro ready" Edit: okie btw "a ton" is a really big exaggeration. But ty for those recommending trying to seek an answer. I fine though :) And Tysm for all the likes!
"Why does every person at the grocery store feel like my enemy" Because you're either in their way as they restock, other customers don't want you to grab the last box of Honey Bnches of Oats (and vice versa), and cashiers would rather you do self-checkout.
I went to a technical school so our teachers would say stuff more like "see that machine over there? Someone lost a finger on that thing, if you don't believe me go ask them they're one of the professors" and it was always true, must be nice getting more mundane accident stories like someone falling off a chair.
i love how people compare how many of a certain animal there is compared to humans by how many scottish people would have to fight them, ive seen it with ants and penguins too
I like the way you read everything, because it sounds like my internal dialogue. A lot of the other channels that read internet posts put too much emotion into it and I end up turning the audio off
I got a cramp in my guts so bad, I fell down, and thought "well, my bowels just exploded, they're gonna find my corpse in a puddle of bloody diarrhea."
9:45 Me being the guy, being in this situation should be an honor. Very few things can or will distract me while I'm enjoying a game, and ADHD means it's very likely that I'll forget about the distraction during the round, no matter how important. So me actually managing to remember that I was texting someone before the round started would mean a lot.
0:30 no but I remember my elementary art teacher telling the class that one of her students was pulling on the chords kids pinned their drawings to, and one end snapped off, whipped back at him, and split his eyeball in two.
that reminds me of the way fidget spinners got banned from my old school apparently a kid was spinning a fidget spinner too close to his eye and his eye was plucked out
When I was in middle school my teacher once told us how she (as a student) had always kept her pencils super sharp out of necessity. There was another kid standing behind her and idk exactly what happened but she gestured her pencil-wielding arm backwards and poked him in the eye. Moral is… there is such thing as “too sharp” and always look behind you?
@new Omfg I think I know what you’re talking about. In my middle school, we had these super cheap lockers that only really fitted our backpacks and maybe a book or two. But if we carried around our backpacks, we’d get sent to the VPO and get the harshest punishment you’d imagine for such a minuscule thing. Another problem was that the locks often jammed and wouldn’t open, so in 8th grade I never used mine, and just carried around a huge bloated binder. They said we had to keep our stuff in our lockers for “safety reasons.” Ironically enough, when I went into high school, they didn't give us lockers for that very same reason, and it was the norm to carry our backpacks around.
The thing is, those random pains in specific areas of your body are pretty damn scary. For all we know, that one random pain could REALLY be the one. A few weeks ago I had a sharp pain go up my left arm into my shoulder and I told my friend how I felt and I asked him to keep an eye on me just in case because I thought I was having a heart attack. Spoiler alert I totally died of cardiac arrest at the ripe old age of 20 years old
The parents screaming themselves bloody because you can't memorize multiplication tables - I think I just found the root cause of my math anxieties and internal panic surrounding numbers.
For 1:00 this is relatable 60% of my thoughts constantly have a little story in my head of a little guy who looks like a butler who has really great swordfighting skills 25% is me replaying the same verse of my favorite songs/popular songs because i only remember that one 10% is remembering that i couldve said something smarter in an older memory of a conversation that was years ago 5% is just thinking about turning my life around and learning to improve and enjoy 2:18 took my big bros phone and started roleplaying on their official school group 💀 did dumbass shit back then + his teacher was going to confront me and him for the dumb shit i did on the group chat
8:50 the snail cannot be killed, you never said thee snail couldn't be stopped, so I will simply suspend it up with string glued to it's shell, or encase it in resin. just pouring a mix onto it would be enough to render it unable to move, and once hardened there is no hope. free $$$$
2:11 thank you I thought I was the only one who felt this, I’m an extremely even keeled person and barely anything changes my disposition and emotion, whenever I achieve something I just kinda think “alright what’s next”
I just graduated from university earlier this month. the entire time I wasn't sure what I was doing and feeling unaccomplished. Like even my insurance nurse is more thrilled over my graduation than I am. I'd be in a regular phone call check in and she would express how much she'd be celebrating in my situation, and in my mind I got absolutely no plans or intentions for anything special, didn't even consider it. Honestly if anything I simply feel lost as time trudges onwards.
0:30 me and my friends had a chair swinging contest once, all of us fell and bashed our heads, nobody died or had to go to the office. I'm convinced our skulls are harder than diamonds.
Whoa, let's not get crazy here. Stars are cool and all but I've got a lot of electricity things to do most nights. Once a year sounds good. If you want more just go to the desert or something.
I don't take meds, ADHD is stuff they can give stuff to deal with but I feel I work better when not on anything, I didn't like the tiredness or lack of hunger I felt most days
how long did you take them? usually meds have a transition period of like 3-4 weeks to get through that stuff. ADHD also has a lot of different meds they use to treat it as well. ofc there’s both fast and slow release stimulants, but also stuff like strattera which is a little more like an antidepressant, but worked really well for me. tbh it’s really about finding what works best for your body!
I don't understand how most people on stimulants have such low appetites. I take a stimulant for my ADHD and it's done nothing to my appetite. It's just one of those things about my life that I guess I'll never understand.
The final one is so relatable. I need to know why everything but the dialogue is loud, and why it forces me to turn the volume up really high or put on subtitles or both.
7:31 happened to me. Realized that cooking is not just for women, not even really for women, and thought i should've picked the cooking lessons at school instead of graphics design. I realized that cooking is a much more valuable skill than you think and definitely more valuable than graphics design. My mom told me that cooking is for women, not for men. And the entire time i was thinking "Then why are the chefs at the restaurant men? Arent the greatest cooks in the world men too?". So message to all my pre-teen buddies reading this: Unless its common sense, do not listen to your mother
lets assume the snail can walk through things like a ghost. You just have to move to Japan and wait 40 years, than move again to the US. Youd be dead before the snail get to you. Maybe the snail can get trapped on ocean currents and never leave tho.
"There needs to be a word for being very hungry but would rather die than eat any of the food in the kitchen" Schrodinger's hunger Schrunger Idk "schrunger" sounds like a Dr Seuss nonsense word
0:04 well I mean, I’ll occasionally get sharp left upper chest and shoulder pain and think I’m having a heart attack. Which is weird considering I’m a 19 y/o in excellent health with no underlying medical conditions that in any way relate to the vascular system…
Unfortunately, heart attacks don’t care about medical conditions. They can very easily just show up for no bloody reason. At least this is what I was told in basic CPR training.
It's possibly mild anxiety, that's like 98% more likely than a heart condition. A panic attack will generally feel like a heart attack. Arm goes numb, chest pain, shortness of breath, dizziness, etc. I tell you what, that shit is not fun. If you ever get those symptoms just breath long slow deep breaths in and out (like 5 seconds in 7 seconds out). If you start to feel a bit better after like 20 seconds of that then just keep doing it and it'll eventually pass. Talk to your doctor next time you go for a checkup though, always good to let them know either way.
"You ever get a sharp stabbing feeling in one of your organs and think ah it's finally happening?" Yes and it's usually the happiest I've been in months thinking that the struggle is finally ending. One time I curled up on the floor because I thought I was dying from my sickness. I was scared, in pain, but I had a grin from ear to ear. Then it passed and I thought oh well, maybe next time...
… pasta drive throughs are a thing, I would strongly not recommend eating at them though, just save up an extra $5 over a few weeks and go somewhere slightly nicer. Or risk a high likelihood of getting ill and not enjoying your pasta.
6:51 so actually, the "j" sound is a combination of the "d" sound and the "z" sound from "azure," but since the tongue is in the same spot for "r" and "z", when you say "jragon" the "r" and "z" blend together and you end up with "dragon" (alternatively, some people add in a bit of the "z" sound in "dragon" as a sort of in between sound)
@@ilikechoccymilk5605 yes, I've been working on a conlang for a few months. My roommate in college is also a linguistics major so I get a lot of info from them
I've been getting the sharp stabby in my heart area followed by a slightly erratic heartbeat occasionally for the last few weeks. Probably just the dehydration though
0:40 to be fair the only reason I need subtitles is cause I can't understand what the hell they are saying without em even when its loud I just need subtitles
I read an article once that said it's a sign of higher intelligence. Now I tell that to everyone who mentions me talking to myself. They think I'm an arrogant asshole and not crazy so it works out.
My heart twice be like: BOOM I'VE BEEN STABBED! So no you can't move. The second one lasted for an hour. And then it just went away lol. I thought about death the entire day
Vaazkl, you are my favorite RU-vidr, you helped me trough depression and saved me from the shit that is suice, I never thought about how that shit kills you but, That is not what I want to say in this comment, IF YOU CAN please spread more awareness about cancer, My friend was diagnosed with Bone-Cancer not too long ago😔 and it would mean a lot if you would do this simple task, even if it is simple. It means a lot to me❤.
I know that no one actually asked, but that dragon-jragon tweet actually has an explanation! First of all, in English /s/, /t/ and /d/ are alveolar, meaning that they are pronounced with your tongue leaning towards your teeth and upper mouth. Sounds /sh/, /ch/, /j/ and /r/, however, are post-alveolar, meaning that they are pronounced with your tongue in the back of your mouth! Secondly, we, as humans, always try to minimize our efforts in speaking. That's a rule and simply a human thing. The first and second points combined mean that it is easier to say /jragon/, because we are keeping our tongue in the same position without dragging it all the way from our teeth to the back of our mouth. It works the same way with words like strange, strips, drought, and such. Have a good day!
Man, these comments are really interesting. You can spot people who didn't take art classes immediately. The nail is 2d fake. Probably the whole picture is a digital art painting but it could just be really weird lighting.
Man these replies are really interesting. You can spot people who can’t help but act like everyone on this planet shares the same interests, and notice the same small details as everyone else.
0:23 instead I went to catholic school and got the story of the one kid who put a pencil into the middle hole of a ruler and spun it around causing it to hit his eyes and make him blind
