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Qwerpline Ep13 - March Marchness 

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It's annual coverage of Nsburg's biggest event of the not-quite-spring, the March Marchness Parade-Off!
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@hatchcrazy
@hatchcrazy 3 года назад
"No, Santa's one of the seven Immortals!" "Jesus." "Oddly, not him." one of those rapid-fire exchanges that absolutely DESTROYED me
@FireTalon24
@FireTalon24 2 года назад
I did not catch that joke the first time around. Absolutely hilarious.
@abbyrytel
@abbyrytel 8 лет назад
I can't believe it's only a few more months before Derek's job title becomes chronologically accurate again.
@slidetrombone
@slidetrombone 8 лет назад
I lost it at "two goats in a goat costume"
@AShoutIntoTheVoid
@AShoutIntoTheVoid 8 лет назад
+justanotherpoethero For authenticity!
@slidetrombone
@slidetrombone 8 лет назад
For authenticity.
@The_Murder_Party
@The_Murder_Party 5 лет назад
M Stivers also the fact that “the taste of insburg” doesn’t taste like insberg.
@micahgray4345
@micahgray4345 8 лет назад
"What an awful, tasteless slogan." "Just like the gas, Alex." Fucking lost it there. A+ job as always, guys.
@pogogo51
@pogogo51 8 лет назад
14:37 "put in sound... Panzer Core." Solid episode as always, guys.
@Zmanwarrior
@Zmanwarrior 6 лет назад
Also they misspelled "Corps."
@The_Murder_Party
@The_Murder_Party 5 лет назад
pogogo51 where did Santa come from? Aside from probably Germany? Why? How? Where? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!!
@RaspbrylZ
@RaspbrylZ 8 лет назад
had a feeling the girl scouts would be out to get their hands on more stopping power soon...
@leosign225
@leosign225 8 лет назад
I would Pay LRR for a map of Nsburg that I can use in my world of darkness game. Its just so messed up that it would work perfectly.
@The_Murder_Party
@The_Murder_Party 5 лет назад
Leo sign think the point is it doesn’t have one so they can do more Shenanigans, but it could be fun to build.
@TheNima55
@TheNima55 8 лет назад
You guys get a lot of millage out of the gag that the local bar is called the town hall. It's really funny
@ianmorris
@ianmorris 8 лет назад
going from rhymes to words that look like they should rhyme but don't, nice job.
@MrDuncanBelfast
@MrDuncanBelfast 8 лет назад
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@film9491
@film9491 4 месяца назад
Re listening to all of these because I'm going through a tough time. This is one of my favorites
@ExhaustedElox
@ExhaustedElox 8 лет назад
Thank you Beej for illustrating how bullshit the English language is via the sponsor of this episode. :)
@sketchesofpayne
@sketchesofpayne 8 лет назад
+Exhausted Elox You can blame the Norman French influence for words like those.
@maxben3391
@maxben3391 8 лет назад
+sketchesofpayne I blame the French for anything that goes wrong in my life already
@thomaszaglaras8886
@thomaszaglaras8886 8 лет назад
thing about the english language. Their our know rules.
@thomaszaglaras8886
@thomaszaglaras8886 8 лет назад
o thanc yew, iour pehedantree has opehn my i's
@paulchapman8023
@paulchapman8023 8 лет назад
+Pierre Fouquet They're more like guidelines, since there is no strict enforcement of usage, but English does have them. And it takes less time for me to comprehend a sentence that follows those guidelines than one that doesn't; I guess it's cognitive dissonance. I'm well aware that some of those guidelines make absolutely no sense, too. Whose idea was it to change the spelling of "fourty" to "forty"?
@steelbee4282
@steelbee4282 8 лет назад
Santa sounds like he just transferred over from the primal scream choir.
@CravenTHC85
@CravenTHC85 8 лет назад
The prank tank sounds awesome. I want a tank that fires frozen t-shirts. xD
@Gcsmith12
@Gcsmith12 8 лет назад
Frozen for rifling...
@Zyme86
@Zyme86 8 лет назад
So what would work better on the panzer IV. The long barreled AT barrel (7.5 cm KwK 40) or the short barreled howitzer (7.5 cm KwK 37) for the t shirt cannon. I would think that short barrel as that was anti-infantry in mind so clearly better for taking out those pesky onlookers with high exp... I mean anti spectator rigid composite shirt (ASRCS) rounds.
@olivia1954
@olivia1954 8 лет назад
hopefully its the short barrle and if there lucky they have the late war electric turret mechanism
@ff0213
@ff0213 8 лет назад
From now on Death shall be known as "Pulling a Richard Thurston" that and Alexs reaction were the best
@malkavcandy
@malkavcandy 5 месяцев назад
the wheezing from the primal men's choir almost killed me
@EForrest88
@EForrest88 8 лет назад
As a designer that as faced similar situations, the East Sump Acres Community Association logo being the original napkin sketch is inspired!
@ASpaceOstrich
@ASpaceOstrich 8 лет назад
Oh god, the girl scouts have a tank.
@Todasul47
@Todasul47 8 лет назад
+ASpace Ostrich go get the popcorn, thats is going to be entertaining next time ^^
@Arakasi0
@Arakasi0 8 лет назад
14:37: Seems to be some kind of reminder to put in a sound effect that pops up on screen for a moment.
@gamesideasnstuff6931
@gamesideasnstuff6931 8 лет назад
Throwing copies of Highlander on VHS killed me, I love it!
@DenzaMan
@DenzaMan 8 лет назад
Another absolutely fantastic episode of Qwerpline.
@mooniejohnson
@mooniejohnson 8 лет назад
"Nacho cheese." I lost it at that. And never lose your faith in ancient Nazi Santa, Derek.
@sandmanlives3
@sandmanlives3 5 лет назад
What a world you guys craft. I can picture so much of this.
@andresrosa2352
@andresrosa2352 8 лет назад
Thanks for putting another up... I really enjoy these!
@kieranelliott5607
@kieranelliott5607 8 лет назад
Man, that East Sump Acres logo - they have it rough out there.
@thomaszaglaras8886
@thomaszaglaras8886 8 лет назад
the rifling joke alone made me wake my upstairs neighbor
@bv310
@bv310 8 лет назад
The Beej-sponsor made my head hurt slightly. Well done
@slidetrombone
@slidetrombone 8 лет назад
+Brock Hevenor it's okay, friend- it seems bad now, but you'll understand it all through thorough thought, though...
@maxben3391
@maxben3391 8 лет назад
+justanotherpoethero I'm going to throw up
@sankethbhaskar4236
@sankethbhaskar4236 8 лет назад
Damn, No holds barred in this episode! You guys dredged up everything!
@Tarukai788
@Tarukai788 8 лет назад
I love the goat-theming that's taken hold. It's fantastic.
@Ellanion
@Ellanion 8 лет назад
The girl scouts are my favourite characters in your entire body of work.
@zack875
@zack875 8 лет назад
Thank god for Qwerpline! So long!!
@CriticalHitsTHACO
@CriticalHitsTHACO 8 лет назад
love, is a word too weak to describe how i feel for this show. great episode.
@Winterpandacookies
@Winterpandacookies 8 лет назад
It's snowing here too, Derek, except I think it's a different kind of snow. Also, I'm glad there isn't a parade showdown where I live, else I'd live in fear.
@RulesandRulings
@RulesandRulings 8 лет назад
God damn it, Beej. That dissonance is rough.
@isaacsimon7775
@isaacsimon7775 8 лет назад
Its about time, keep up the good work
@edwardleishman406
@edwardleishman406 8 лет назад
I should not listen to this at midnight with my pregnant wife next to me. I nearly died trying not to laugh, poetically at the frozen T-shirts to grip the rifling. great work, keep it up
@denubisx
@denubisx 8 лет назад
6:46. I can't stop giggling. This is wonderful stuff.
@th3TwistedLight
@th3TwistedLight 8 лет назад
Yes! I relistened for all the Qwerplines and was finally able to laugh with it! I posess humours now :D
@aylipaolucci9412
@aylipaolucci9412 8 лет назад
I definitely laugh on the inside a lot more than I should. It makes me feel terrible.
@th3TwistedLight
@th3TwistedLight 8 лет назад
+Camden Paolucci I used to be unable to laugh at Qwerpline at all, but after a complete one-gulp relistening I lol'ed really effing loud somewhere down the road and I understood humour in English quite a bit :D
@aylipaolucci9412
@aylipaolucci9412 8 лет назад
I love QWRP a lot, but I just can't laugh out loud. I will repeat jokes from QWRP to my friends at school or while gaming if the opportunity arises and it makes sense, but I never laugh out loud. I have definitely been rolling on the floor laughing on the inside though.
@The__Leo
@The__Leo 8 лет назад
"March Marchness" is a fucking hysterical term.
@MrTizzay
@MrTizzay 8 лет назад
WHAT a way to start the day
@sirpansy
@sirpansy 8 лет назад
Damn I love this show.
@Straddock
@Straddock 8 лет назад
wait a moment.this is like my sixth replay but...sound of the panzer corps...all moved to Argentina... is Santa an old Nazi?
@Moondoox_
@Moondoox_ 8 лет назад
Woah B-Dizzle, I don't think I'm ready for that crazy a shakeup
@Juliebel177
@Juliebel177 8 лет назад
This is amazing! Prank Tank!!!
@jermainemitchell7941
@jermainemitchell7941 8 лет назад
All I can say is WOW!
@Kidror
@Kidror 8 лет назад
I think I need a crapshot of the Prank Tank (who are from an old sketch) being commandeered by the girl scouts. Does this also mean that Graham is hosting two different radio stations in Qwerpline?
@MajorGore
@MajorGore 8 лет назад
I love the lore of this show. :D
@Gilgidane
@Gilgidane 8 лет назад
I love beej's touch on the intro this time
@RasenFemme
@RasenFemme 8 лет назад
The Prank Tank cannot be contained by the fiery pits of hell.
@kieranelliott5607
@kieranelliott5607 8 лет назад
I foresee grim times for the Aldersman - one does not cross the Pipesman without consequence. Next week QWRP will have to contend with a heavy goods vehicle diversion from route 40 right through the studio.
@malcairadravensblood6471
@malcairadravensblood6471 8 лет назад
I have highlander on VHS! And it's not rented so I do t have a warrant out for it.
@TotemSP2
@TotemSP2 8 лет назад
IT LIVES
@Flugel17
@Flugel17 8 лет назад
How long is the "summer intern" position if he has been here since before the harvest festival and into March?
@MichaelMoore99
@MichaelMoore99 8 лет назад
+Masterofchaos9999 ThatsTheJoke.gif
@riolufistofmight
@riolufistofmight 8 лет назад
MORE PRANK TANK PLS
@bofhcabbit
@bofhcabbit 8 лет назад
holy SHIT Beej
@krash2002
@krash2002 8 лет назад
I'm still baffled at how the plane didn't have stalled.
@JennaJennaJen
@JennaJennaJen 8 лет назад
What do you mean, haven't heard "pinhead" in a while? Alex used it to describe Officer Steve in Ep4.
@Newbiespud
@Newbiespud 8 лет назад
Might as well call this March Massacre. This was somehow the most harmful and/or deadly episode to date, I think.
@sankethbhaskar4236
@sankethbhaskar4236 8 лет назад
I'm almost glad there's no video, and shocked at how calmly it was all reported.
@uuuuuuuuuuuuuu101
@uuuuuuuuuuuuuu101 8 лет назад
I really liked it, as usual :) But I had a hard time understanding Hamockslam because of the noise
@riolufistofmight
@riolufistofmight 4 года назад
Santa, one of the seven immortals. JESUS, oddly not him
@NaridaX
@NaridaX 8 лет назад
Great show as always, but I still can't tell: who voices Edith Slump?
@MsFeyCreature
@MsFeyCreature 5 лет назад
Beej you MONSTER
@Chasmodius
@Chasmodius 8 лет назад
I like the arts council's logo. Also, how long is the summer of Derrick's internship going to last?
@crosswise98
@crosswise98 8 лет назад
Pretty sure it's a Sousa, not a tuba that is used in marching
@ilikemorestuff
@ilikemorestuff 8 лет назад
Nsburg Primal scream Mens choir .. sign me up!
@benjamincoyle5316
@benjamincoyle5316 8 лет назад
what is the line behind the 1986 logo at 14:39? What is an Ebenezer Core?
@johanmilde
@johanmilde 8 лет назад
"Put in sound of the Panzer Core" (corps), it seems.
@sharktoothjack8854
@sharktoothjack8854 8 лет назад
HIlarious as always! -ough endings rofl :D Maybe take it a little easier on the VHS-esque effects?
@KevinQuinn81
@KevinQuinn81 8 лет назад
BEEJ FTW!
@pistolleer
@pistolleer 8 лет назад
Holy carp, Beej. How many times did you have to practice that one? Probably easier to memorise by sound rather than read.
@tuxbeej
@tuxbeej 8 лет назад
+David Edey TEN takes. Once I had it memorized, I could ignore my script.
@k28408
@k28408 8 лет назад
Opening title has Ep12 - March Marchness instead of Ep13.
@VineFynn
@VineFynn 8 лет назад
What does Ian say that Raymond has released from his plane? Tacky load? Is that what Derik is choking on?
@loadingreadyrun
@loadingreadyrun 8 лет назад
+VineFynn Talcy. From the Talc Barn.
@VineFynn
@VineFynn 8 лет назад
Oh, that makes sense. Thanks.
@edisontrent618
@edisontrent618 8 лет назад
Heh, that horse betting pun.
@Ms2stepz
@Ms2stepz 8 лет назад
TIL: Slough has meanings (and pronunciations) other than to shed something.
@DrendarMorevo
@DrendarMorevo 8 лет назад
subtitle is the same ep number as the last one. both say 12.
@drakostheemeraldswordsman8691
@drakostheemeraldswordsman8691 7 лет назад
What does it taste like? Nacho cheese.
@NikErrant
@NikErrant 5 лет назад
The thumbnail labels this as episode 12
@paulchapman8023
@paulchapman8023 8 лет назад
I guess there were enough non-rhyming words between "borough" and "thorough" that one can ignore the fact that those two words actually rhyme.
@Sahdirah
@Sahdirah 8 лет назад
I love the anti-joke of this week's sponsor.
@rafalemiec8683
@rafalemiec8683 8 лет назад
So... is it episode 12 or 13? One of the titles is lying to me!
@loadingreadyrun
@loadingreadyrun 8 лет назад
+Rafał Lemiec 13. I make error.
@GirlPainting
@GirlPainting 8 лет назад
+loadingreadyrun don´t worry, it not perfect system ;-)
@abbyrytel
@abbyrytel 8 лет назад
+loadingreadyrun Don't let Cam make the title cards next time. Actually, next one will be 14, so you're probably okay.
@JE-ij7fx
@JE-ij7fx 8 лет назад
Bring back sauna smoked pork.
@malcairadravensblood6471
@malcairadravensblood6471 8 лет назад
I just realized, you have a wrestler doing your music?
@MrDeltaLink
@MrDeltaLink 8 лет назад
Would it be ok if you guys took fan submitted sponsors for qwerpline?
@tuxbeej
@tuxbeej 8 лет назад
+MrDeltaLink I'm not taking fan submissions at the moment. We'll let everyone know when that changes.
@ShardNetwork
@ShardNetwork 8 лет назад
Freezing the clothes to grip the rifling. Oh jeez. Also, why did you fools let the girl scouts get their hands on a damned TANK?!
@NikErrant
@NikErrant 8 лет назад
is this improv or scripted?!?! I can't tell!!! its so funny!
@Pruncible
@Pruncible 8 лет назад
Listen. Please. The truth is too weird. Lie to me and tell me that secretly Beej is using some weird talking chipmunk that lives in his mouth to do the Derek voice.
@aylipaolucci9412
@aylipaolucci9412 8 лет назад
No it's just a ghost.
@aylipaolucci9412
@aylipaolucci9412 8 лет назад
erikmiller11 Yup that's Beej. Listen to him talk normally in another video and then here. You can tell it's him.
@RothAnim
@RothAnim 8 лет назад
Frog blast the Panzer Corps!
@seth8865
@seth8865 8 лет назад
We've finally reached the point where Beej can't rhyme anymore. Isn't that called the singularity? Or is that the other thing?
@SeanGomesPortfolio
@SeanGomesPortfolio 8 лет назад
+Seth Massey I believe the joke is that _as written_ all the words should rhyme, but don't due to the vagaries of the English language.
@BH_Ghostler
@BH_Ghostler 8 лет назад
Was Santa a Nazi?
@Argusthecat
@Argusthecat 8 лет назад
+Ghostler Gaming Was Santa actually SAYING stuff? I thought it was gibbrish!
@BH_Ghostler
@BH_Ghostler 8 лет назад
If you listen he mentions something about Panzers and Argentina.
@Cowcow211
@Cowcow211 8 лет назад
Also note when he mentions sound of the panzer core the script appears on screen behind Santa.
@Blackadder125
@Blackadder125 8 лет назад
+Ghostler Gaming Santa Klaus.
@emanym
@emanym 8 лет назад
I thought Derrick was Jewish. Is his father a gentile and his mother a Jew? This would explain why his family celebrates Christmas.
@Agrus_Kadeen
@Agrus_Kadeen 8 лет назад
The sponsor's words rhyme but Beej pronounces them wrong to not make them rhyme, not the best tbh.
@CleverCrumbish
@CleverCrumbish 8 лет назад
+Stuart Brown (SilverSwag) No he doesn't. That's the (or in the case of Slough, a) correct pronunciation of all those words. The joke is that they should rhyme but don't.
@thegoodcompany4983
@thegoodcompany4983 8 лет назад
Daddy Dandy's 'Clumping Up The Radio'#ClumpingUpTheDandy?!
@Juliebel177
@Juliebel177 8 лет назад
This is amazing! Prank Tank!!!
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