r/blursedimages Best Posts #5 

"you can BROOM it up yourself." -Giofilms 2020

"Hey what do you want?" "I don't know" "What about the I don't care?" "No I don't want that" "Then what do you want?" "Whatever" *server visibly sweating writing it all down*

An ad came right at 6:01 right in the middle of when he was saying “no” and it was perfectly cut and the best thing ever

Gio: "My throat really hurts." Also Gio: *"WE'RE ALWAYS OPEN BABEEEEE"*

he protecc he atacc but most importantly we get his voice bacc

5:11 I can understand Chinese, and all of those things LITERALLY mean idk, I’m not hungry, idc, I don’t want that and whatever

When you're so early that the "FIRST" comments haven't even started: "Impossible. The archives must be incomplete."

5:13 the real cursed thing about that is that it says “2 slices of pancakes”

6:57 it’s a pun Gio. It’s a “screenshot”

0:19 um what's the dude in the back doing...?

“I sick” I feel that bruh,,

"Why would you just eat single cucumber pieces?" EXCUSE ME? As a matter of fact I VERY MUCH ENJOY EATING CUCUMBER BY ITSELF1!1!1!!!11!!

Noone: Gio: I'm on the verge of dying, my throat hurts!

Gio: I have a sore throat Everyone in 2020: HE HAS CORONA!

How a youtube argument usually goes: Me and someone else: Have a disagreement Me: Beats him in the argument Him: Well uh I got more subscribers than you so beat that Also him: Has 3 subscribers

Looks like the egg was partially fertilized. Still absolutely terrifying .

5:28 one time I saw someone walking down the street with a bag of cucumbers, eating them whole.

7:22 "mom said it's *my* turn to go on the xbox"

*when your late enough where the “WHEN YOUR SO EARLY THE FIRST COMMENTS ARENT HERE” has started*

The "crying isn't an emergency" one is from kings dominion I've went to that exact ride once

Idk who Bill Posters is but he seems innocent to me unless he's been camping in my forest or something

“If you are reading this your not a train” My sister who has reading dyslexia: “I see this as an absolute win!”

6:57 *" I call this one: SCREENSHOT."*

6:57 Uhhhh... That's a pun gio.... Its SCREENSHOT

If the googly eyes are shakin', the eartha' quakin'

5:25 "Why would you just eat single cucumber peices ?" Me on the inside, knowing i eat single cucumber peices : *invisible furstration* mmmmmmMMMMMAAAAAA!!! DONTJIDGEMEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH

3:56 omg his mouth stuffed with sausages i cant-

7:17 if he gets married his wife's last name would be Zoppitybop-bop-bop 😭😭

Giofilms: posts video Mumbo: also posts video Me: Me: Me: gumbo

Hope you get well soon Gio. I personaly have been sick MILLIONS of times and I know exactly how you feel. Hopefully your sickness goes away soon.

1:09 when you dont have enough iron to make the axe so you use wood

Gio when he comes back: *The Return of The King*

0:53 I mean, it is day time. They only said their night would get better.

Gio films: my throat hurts Also him: I AM GOING TO DIE

5:40 they did my man jin dirty

4:35 "Ooh A *kitten"* "Careful Honey, He Has A Knife." "W-What, N-No I Don't..."

3:47 *NUUUUU MY JIMIN!!! WHY DIDNT ANY BTS ARMY NOTICE THIS!?!?!* 😭😭😭😭You did him so dirtysksjsksjsksjsksj

3:46 WHAT DID YOU DO TO JIMIN I-

0:39 | I slightly remember being so privileged that I was blessed with having something like this one time...

8:39 GioFilms.exe has stopped working: Because yes Also me: *confused screaming*

Don’t worry if someone call’s you weird W-Wonderful E-Exciting I-Intelligent R-Radiant D-Daring

For some reason I find his laugh endearing. It's full of joy and wholesome.

A ad just rickrolled me. It was a chips ad and whenever the person in the ad held the bag of chips Rick Astley never gonna give you up played.

Welcome back, Gio!

7:13 did someone say my name?

6:02 i got the perfect ad! “So you killed someone?” “No, it was the gravity that killed him”

1:57 it's a big tikes car

5:34 is the perfect idea during quarentine and your running out of toliet paper

When you use 2 iron and 3 wood instead of 3 iron and 2 wood for the axe: *STONKS*

YES! Gio is back

7:43 I legit thought he was gonna say "Joseph Joestar"

I'm glad you're back and getting better

3:43 omg jimin :(

"Why would you just eat single cucumber pieces?" *nervous sweating*

5:33 wait you're not supposed to use it?

7:47 top 10 anime battles

“Draw what you think you will be when you are 100 years old” Draws grave Everyone over 100: *listen here u little sh-*

"I have a sore throat" Me: **Checks upload date** Also me: **Starts screaming**

Im happy you're back, the other dude was kinda dead inside

The thumbnail got me hyped

0:58 this guy want to get he's food at a drive-thru but instead he went through the building😆

GioFilms:please dont tell me people are usung ducttape as toilet paper Coronavirus:ill make it happen

6:57 it’s a screenshot

Sign: go ahead, you can make it Me: I'm not gonna make it, I'm gonna die, I trusted that damn sign!

Yay gio’s back Gios auto corrected to hips so imma guest call you hip ok

Got back pain? YOU DESERVE IT! ~ Giofilms 2020.

2:24 That’s shaggy.

Can I just say that GioFilms is pretty much the only person that has the right aspect ratio on their videos to keep up with 2020.

what it feels like cutting steak with a table knife 1:11

He prottect He attacc But most importantly gio be back

4:07 "If you can read this, you're not a train!" Non-English Speakers: 私は電車です！ Ik ben een trein! 나는 기차다! Ako ay isang tren! Je suis un train!

5:04 I’ve actually been to a place with a menu like that. Basically it’s a way to get over indecisive kids dragging out the ordering process, but primarily it’s funny.

6:57 the context of that bullet on the phone has to be a screen shot

I'm glad this was voiced by you

3:46 ARMY gio has found us LMAOO (that is min yoongi - SUGA of BTS)

Glad you're feeling a bit better! Hope you feel 100% soon!

2:14 *Me finding my used c*ndom I put under my bed 5 years ago*

I laughed so hard at this video my drink almost came out my nose

1:15 why? to cut through metal?

Glad to hear you back!

6:46 what he should have said: If the eyes are a shakin' the earth is a quakin'

1:20 the last piece of the Father’s Day cake

1:04 But that's in case of perfectly fine glass, not even a scratch

6:58 “Screen SHOT” 🤣🤣🤣

0:06 if you can notice the background...

0:05 When he didnt pfft i felt that

This is like the third time he’s used the “crying is not a emergency” post. Oof

“If you can see this you are too close” Long-sighted people: Am I a joke to you?

does you voice feel better!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? PLEASE TELL ME I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

7:41 "It's a bird! It's a plane! No, It's Patrick"

3:20 i think thats the Dublin zoo lmao, I’ve been there and seen that more than once haha.

2:30 omg was playing sims in the background while watching this lmao

Finally I’ve been waiting for this!! Also are you making r/cursedcomments?

Ah, welcome to GioFilms. The only RU-vidr who sounds sick when he says he is.

This makes me laugh 8:19

5:28 "Why did you just eat cucumbers pieces?" You need to learn about my country then

I feel like there is a small percentage of people who like his friend more than him

I have to say what a truly wonderful time I've had watching and listening to that entertaining channel of yours. It's a relief to know that there are people crazier than ourselves. Nobody is perfect, but closer is better. Lol. 😁

7:24 Shut up, let Jonathan play littlebigplanet 3. Come on man, don't judge him

Me: watching this video 5:29 why would you eat plain cucumbers Me: gnawing on a whole, plain, uncut cucumber