5:43 the writer gets the joke and is continuing it but more wholesome saying "he got you an empty box but maby he just didnt give the controller yet" you feel me its just another wholesome joke and all of you didn't get it
I've seen people use whoosh to claim jokes got stupid statements they've made as a form of recovery. It's... Not always the replying person whose stupid, it abused to hide the whoosers own stupidity also.
14 yo girl: billie elish’s songs are so sad me: not really 14 yo girl:i bet you haven’t experience true sadness in your life me: remembers the time my minecraft dog named “good boi” died to a ravanger as he tried to protect me
0:20 Our chemistry teacher's name is Ninja. I remember when we had our first chemistry class and she was like "Okay class, I am Ninja ^her last name^ and I'm teaching you chemistry this year..." and the whole class just started laughing. I feel really sorry for her but seriously can you take seriously someone who just walks into the classroom and goes: "Hi, I am Ninja"
1:36 well hey I dont mean to be a party pooper but as sakurai has taught me in the smash direct, it is indeed possible to count to 9 with one hand with the power of binary
The hamburger post made me laugh *wayyy* more than it should have. 6:25 I remember the last time I listened to a record with the inner sleeve still on. Such soothing white noise. :)
14 yo girl: Billie Eilish’s songs are so sad Me: Not really 14 yo girl: I bet you haven’t experienced true sadness in your life Me: *My first Minecraft dog died in lava*
0:58 What A Nincompoop, That Ain't Even What The Ham In Hamburger Is, It's Part Of "Hamburg", The Name Of A City In Germany, With The "Ham-" Part Possibly Meaning "Angle" Or Something.
Shrek didn’t die in infinity war 3:23 He’s Invincible
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3:44 I'm sure a decade doesn't start in a year that starts in 0, but it does start in a year that ends in 1 (I'm not saying this as a joke because it is in a r/whoooosh video, i'm saying it seriously)! Most of you guys that are reading this comment problably use the Gregorian calendar, so i am using the Gregorian calendar for this. The Gregorian calendar is a calendar of European origin, used officially by most countries. It was promulgated by Pope Gregory XIII (1502-1585) on February 24 of the year 1582 to replace the Julian calendar implanted by the Roman leader Julius Caesar (100 B.C.- 44 B.C.) in 46 B.C. The Gregorian calendar is 365 days long (Unless the year you're in is a multple of 4, then it will have 366 days, this "special" year is called leap year, the "bonus" day is 29 February [It's on February because the Earth takes about 365 days and six hours to complete a loop around the sun. In practice, a year would have 365.25 days - something complicated to put on a calendar. Leap years, as is the case with 2020, help to round the bill. But let's go by parts. In Ancient Rome, the calendar was based on the phases of the moon to count the days. With the idea of aligning the calendar to the solar year, Emperor Julius Caesar asked astronomer Sosígenes to reformulate the calendar for a more accurate system. This new format was called the Julian calendar and had 365 days, divided into 12 months, with 30 and 31 days. To compensate for the six hours that are out every year, one day has been added every four years. The extra day is the sum of the six hours left over every year for four years, totaling 24 hours, thus 6 + 6 + 6 +6 = 24. In 1582, Pope Gregory 13 promulgated a papal bull that changed the calendar, after new analyzes carried out by astronomer Cristóvão Clávio. The objective was to correct errors in the relationship between dates and the solar year. This calendar is the one we use today: the Gregorian one. The name of the phenomenon, "leap year", came up for another reason. February, on the Julian calendar, was the last month of the year. It was decided that the extra day should be added on the sixth day before the calendars (1st day of the year), that is, March 1st. There was a phrase that named and at the same time explained the rule: "ante diem bis sextum Kalendas Martias", which means "the sixth day before the March calendars". Because it was long, the phrase was reduced to "bis sextus" and, today, leap. Although February is no longer the last month of the year, the extra day is still added in the second month. Leap years are those divisible by 4. In the case of centenary years, only those that are divisible by 400 will be leap years; all other centenarians, such as 2100 and 2200, for example, will not be leap years.], also F for the people that wer born on 29 February, in most years they can't even celebrate their birthday in the right day!, the Gregorian calendar has 12 months, which are named January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, Spetember, October, November and December. The calendar starts after the birth of Jesus Christ, and, the first year after B.C is 1! Obviously you know how to count, let's count: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, you see that 10 numbers were said, and a decade is 10 years! See! Proof!
Fun fact: the name of the dog from the shot Scooby Doo is named Roger. This can be known from the episode when Shaggy says "Roger that!", to his dog, obviously implying that his name is Roger.
5:40 I think the guy who said whoosh was the person that got whooshed since the other person kept on with the joke of it just being a box and not having a controller.
