[R/Bossfight: The videogame] all boss theme songs (including side quest and secrets) 

If you fight Hans, it's very important to defeat the soldiers he summons during phase 3 first because for each summoned soldier his stats increase by 15%.

0:00 tutorial 0:28 land of trash 1:02 world of Anime and American 2:06 WW4 3:36 The Judgement Four As your adventure you defeat The Judgment Four Choose your path Neutral path. Dark path. Hero path 4:00 4:55 4:29 5:23 the lord of the cones 4:55 Side quest boss 6:47 Cheat code boss 7:16 the 3 Guardians of the law

I like to think that Vlad the teacher is the kind of tutorial boss that kicks your butt until you learn, but heals you back to full health and offers encouragement to keep going every time you die to him.

Fun fact here: After completing the Hell’s Kitchen side quest, you can go back and sneak into Gordon’s room during service hours at the restaurant. In his room is a diary. It’s within this diary it’s revealed that Kembell the cardboard major was actually trained by Gordon in both swordsmanship and culinary skills. From there you gotta go back to Kembell and ask him to cook for you. He’ll oblige and from there you will unlock the best healing item in the game; Perfect risotto. It heals all your HP and Mana as well as increase all your stats due to how good the food is.

For those who may be confused: Vlad the Teacher was actually the 8th boss from the previous title. He reformed when you beat him, and is the only returning boss (aside from Mr. Penguino). It's cool to see him helping the next generation!

Interesting fact: Patrick The Musician is one of the few meta-bossess in the game, because you can decrease his damage by turning off volume in audio settings. This game have so many secrets inside it!

As a German I must commend Hans‘ ability to rise so far up the boss list. He really made us all proud.

Honestly that fight with Fred broke me. Going down the dark path, causing so much pain to the point that your ally and friend you've had since the prolouge steps up to stop you, becoming the True Hero you couldn't be only for him to fail to stop you. Truly gut wrenching stuff.

When Hans is at 10 % HP, he has a flashback of his collegue demanding him to get the Flammenwerfer. That's where the real fun begins.

Why does this game actually seem like it would be the most fun shit ever. I'd love to play this.

Strategies for Vlad: He’s very oriented around close-quarters combat, so picking the Lance, Mage or Gunman class as a starter class is the best for his fight. Not many new players can beat Vlad, but the rewards you get are his Gas Mask (+15 stamina, poison resistance and defense) and Steroids (+20 attack and speed but -25 defense and blocking stamina) Strategies for Kembell: Kembell is a very simple boss on paper, but his attacks are very quick and his defense is far greater than most starter bosses. First, break his shield. Most classes can do this with ease excluding support classes. His reflect and blocking abilities make him too strong to face, so the shield being gone is essentially your win condition. His slice attacks, while being one of the fastest for early bosses, can be dodged or blocked easily if you predict the AI. He will drop the shield (Reflect Skill, +15 defense) and a random piece of armor (all +5 defense). Note: Shield is only dropped if it’s at half durability or more when Kembell is killed. Strategies for Tryker: His defense and damage outputs are impressive, but going for his legs with low attacks or Reflecting the missiles back at him will damage him more than just standard attacks. By this point, you’ve obtained some starter magic, but the best for this fight is Smokescreen. While basically useless outside of stealth missions, Tryker is unable to lock on to you with missiles if you use Smokescreen. Your best bet is to cast the spell, crouch, and slowly bash his kneecaps in. Your rewards will be Cardium Alloy Scraps (Materials for Cardium Mail armor, each piece giving a +10 defense with a set bonus of Cardium Wall skill, nullifying at least 3 hits before breaking.) and Tank Barrel (First boss drop that can be used as a weapon. Casts low-level explosion magic, most are useless except for Sky Brigade and Exterminate) Strategies for Agent Cleaner: If you beat Vlad, you NEED this helmet to survive. The most useful spell at this level would be Cure, which can be found in the room right before this fight, hidden behind a fake wall. His spray attacks and potions have a lot of range, so stay behind or to the side of him at all times. His grab is pretty fast, so watch out for that by turning up your volume due to his muffled voice. He makes a fairly subtle quip (Doctor’s orders! or Hold still!) His second phase makes him rip off his mask in rage and spreads poison all over the arena. At that point, it’s a matter of how fast you can kill him before the poison gets you. He drops his Spray Gun (Happy Gas skill, procs poison on normal attacks) and his HAZMAT Suit (50% chance to nullify poison damage when taken, +17 defense overall) Strategies for Nerf Sniper: This boss fight is unique, as you’re chasing him the whole fight, and instead of an arena, you’re following his tracks through a forest. Oh, and he’s trying to kill you via headshot from a tree. His shots pack a MASSIVE punch. Being a firearm, his railgun can pierce half of your armor defense bonus, so listen for a soft whirring sound followed by a red line pointing at your head. A good strategy is to use the 3 AoE skills you can find at this point. Crystallize, Concentrated Stormfall, and Wild Spin are best for hitting the Nerf Sniper out of his tree. When he falls, he’ll be stunned. Proceed to damage him like this in a cycle until he fires an unavoidable blast from the air. This is the start of his second phase, when he starts using multiple weapons (knives, bear traps, trip wires, etc.) to damage or stun you. When you finally kill him, you get his Customized Railgun (one of the first firearms you can obtain that’s actually useful, drawback of slow reload) and Survival Kit (Skill, heals for 500 HP, passive stamina regen, and buffs speed. Buffs last for 30s each.) Note: Smokescreen is currently bugged in this fight. Using it won’t prevent the Nerf Sniper from locking on to you until this issue is fixed. EXTRA NOTE: Skipped Daniel because somebody else in the comments did him for me while I was procrastinating this. Thanks! EXTRA EXTRA NOTE: Most of the other guides will be posted as responses in the comment section. If you ask for a guide to a boss, I will gladly answer. Just go in the comments and ask

Fun fact: you can avoid boss fight by talking to the quiet nerf sniper in several places, before the boss fight: Vlad's training camp, Kembell's kitchen and agent cleaner's car wash. In dialogue menu, you'll need to cheer him up every time he gets fired at his new job, so when he'll become assassin, and get a contract on your head from cardboard mafia, he will fail it, and kill the mafia boss instead. Not only you won't have to fight him, he will become your companion, and a very good one I must say. Although he has a very low hp and very bad in close range, in long range his rifle can stun big enemies and kill light enemies in just 1 shot, so as long as you keep him away from danger, he's one of the best damaging companions in game

As a German, I can say that Hans is an ancient god of ours who was sealed away because he became too powerfull

The tactical wizard is one of the most well rounded bosses. His combination of magic, technology and weaponry requires a well rounded playstyle to defeat

Fun fact: The difficulty of the battle against the Judgment Four is influenced by the player's actions and choices during story mode, the difficulty of the battle will increase with each bad action the player commits (and that's why the battle against them is second hardest on the dark path, only losing to the battle of the final boss of that path, Fred)

,,How many final bosses do you want to have?" This guy: ,, *yes* "

Imagine waking up one morning to find out that you were given a dedicated boss song. And a pretty awesome one at that.

Petition to make "R/Bossfight: The Videogame" a real game with different mechanics and gameplay styles for each boss

Someone who knows how to code should make this an actual game

2:05 OMG a Crossover Boss with The Videogame Tuba Kingdom! This Game is a PEAK

Imagine if all these bosses had complex lore and backstories like the bosses in Dark Souls.

Lord of the Cones is such an underrated boss, its final boss second phase being called Lord of the Conesmos is such an understatement of how powerful and difficult he is.

The expansive world, the deep lore, and the interesting characters! This game is a must-have for die-hard gamers that love open world adventure. 10/10

For those with difficulties while fighting Chris, his katana is made from plastic. It does not slash damage, so you should focus on defense against strike damage.

1:27 Did You Know? If you set your console/PCs internal clock forward a week, you’ll actually trigger a unique cutscene where you can find that QNS has died from exposure. This will then be followed up by a game over screen with Vlad saying “You’ve created a time paradox!”

Hans has unlimited auto spam granade around him, definitely one of the hardest boss. His gun attacks are crazy fast and accurate too.

Honestly Fred was one of the most heartbreaking characters in the game. In the hero path he's honestly on par with the main character in terms of strength and arguably may be even stronger at times. He's also such a great moral compass, just wanting the best for everyone around him and doing this quest because he believes it is the right thing to do. To disappoint him so harshly in the dark path and confront him at the end to knock him down is so hard even if you haven't played the Hero path yet because his way of life makes him so compelling and he's such a pure guy that you're just crying the entire fight and you want to lose on purpose. 10/10, best RPG character ever made.

2:46 The fact that this dude put Megalith Agnus Dei with the knight is perhaps the greatest thing I’ve ever heard and seen. Absolutely beautiful

Fred had such a very sad backstory. From how he was treated abusely by his parents when he's still a child, how he was treated like a curse by the society when he was growing up, to how he was forcefully ordered to do labor restelssly in the heat of the noon and many more. But after all those hardships and treatment, he remained composed and kind and prove those people who belittle him that he will be the person they will look up to one day.

I like to imagine the ancient German would make the weapons circle him and then whichever one it lands on triggers that attack pattern

For the gordon bossfight it is best to enchant your weapon with "secret lambsauce" which can be found a few rooms after the hells kitchen squad bossfight

Honestly speaking, Patrick the Musician has some of the best tactical chords I've ever had the honor of dodging. His boom bass sequence was absolutely sick. And his solo during his death sequence brings tears to my eyes every time i finish. 😢 RIP Pat the Musician. Your final somber sung soliloquy will always be remembered. 😊

The Three Guardians of the Law are such an underrated boss fight. They teach you not to attack recklessly and ground you in reality if you think yourself too powerful. They teach you that you still need to learn their patterns and weave through their attacks lest you face their grievous judgement, which is driven home by how they complement each others' attacks and cover for each other.Truly a masterpiece boss fight.

A time stamp for the songs with their bosses... Vlad The Teacher 0:01 Interstellar retribution Kambell The Cardboard Major 0:15 American swing Tryker The Leggy Tank 0:28 Song that might play when you fight sans (from Undertale, duh) [I am personally going to beat this guy ass for putting that] Agent Cleaner 0:46 Shuffle and spawn Daniel The Akimbo Drug Dealer 1:01 One eyed dancer The Quiet Nerf Sniper 1:22 Megalo strikes back (from earthbound 2012) Chris The Educated Otaku 1:38 Collective consciousness (from metal gear rising) Patrick The Musician 2:05 Bass renaissance (from Saints row 4) [If he doesn't know then neither do I] Rocky The Tactical Wizard 2:30 Devil trigger (from Devil may cry 5) Sigma The Nuclear Crusader 2:45 or 2:46 Megalith agnus dei (from ace combat 4) [Trying to get it on a good transition for ya'll] Hans the Ancient German 3:07 or 3:08 Heart of the Reich soundtrack (from COD World at War) [Painful memories I had to play the whole game in Spanish] The Judgment Four 3:35 Fiercest warrior ver.0 (from yakuza 0) [Ver.0??? I never there were versions but ok.] The Ultimate Gamer 3:39 or 3:40 Reign game version (from yakuza 0) [Ight I'm a bit confused Reign game version???] Fred The True Hero 4:28 Pledge of demon (from yakuza 0) Kevin The Paranoid Doctor 4:55 It has to be this way (from metal gear rising) The Lord Of the Cones 5:22 or 5:23 Two dragons (from yakuza 0) The Hell's Kitchen Squad 5:50 Receive and bite you (from yakuza 4) Gordan The Kitchen Demon 6:20 or 6:21 Bury the light (from Devil may cry 5) [I heard this song so much that I feel tired from hearing it] Mr. Penguino 6:46 Mass destruction (from persona 3) The Three Guardians Of The LAW 7:16 Redemption soundtrack (from COD Black Ops 1) This will be probably my first and last time making a time stamp. I hope this helps you guys and if you want me to adjust it with info let me know.

If this was a real, playable game, no matter how much it would cost, I would 100% buy and play this.

Game name: The Ultimate game 0:00 The Russian metal - An avarage russian guy - First boss (When defeated,You obtain 130 EXP,1 money) 0:15 The Boxing Warrior - Has an obsetion for cardboard - Second boss (When defeated,You obtain box armour,150 EXP,1 money) 0:28 Teg - The tallest tank ever - Third boss (When defeated,You obtain a new weapon, *The slinkey sword* |special abilities:Can expand up to one meter|) 0:46 Cleaner Dave - Protects the palace cause he just cleaned the floor - fourth boss (When defeated,You obtain 450 EXP,5 money) 1:01 Aimbot Adam - He is a proffensional assasin,You feel danger - Fifth boss (When defeated you obtain 570 EXP,8 money.And a new ability | **Dash**) 1:22 The American Stranger - He chalanges you to a clash - Sixth boss (When defeated,You obtain 650 EXP,10 money) 1:37 The Reverse Sushi - Now *Hes* the one turning you into sushi - Seventh boss (When defeated, You obtain Sushi's armour) 2:05 The upstairs neighbor Gustavo - You told him to be quiet,now face his wrath - Sixth boss (When defeated, You obtain 950 EXP,15 money) 2:30 Bob The War wizard - You can sense danger even by looking at him, Your determined - Seventh boss (When defeated,You obtain 1234 EXP,100 money) 2:46 The Nuclear Sigma - You get to a fight between what is better,women or men - Eighth boss (When defeated you get new armour, *The sigma helmet* | Defence: 50) 3:07 Hadolf Atler - You joke about hitlers death, Now his son will get his revenge - Ninth boss (When defeated you get 2500 EXP,800 money) 3:35 Helletubies - You feel a tingle in your stomach, Something about them seems...*Familiar* - Tenth/Penultimante boss *When defeated you get 5000 EXP, 800 money) 4:00 The Godly Gamer - You beat him in a ranked match 5 times, *Hes pissed* - Final boss neutral path (When defeated drops 10,000 EXP, 1500 money and 1/3 endings unlnocked) 4:28 Dark david the angry lepricaun - He woke up and chose violence - Final boss dark path (When defeated drops 20,000 EXP, 5500 money and 2/3 endings unlocked) 4:55 Max The mask man - He heard you cough, *Your gonna have a bad time...* - Final boss hero path (When defeated drops 150,000 EXP, 100,000 money) 5:23 Master Cone - *Prepare for the end*, - TRUE FINAL BOSS (When defeated drops 1,000,000,000 EXP 1,00,000,000 money and a note "I will rise again. - Master Cone"* 5:51 The Kitchen Killers - You ditrispedcted their cooking, They are pissed of now - Side quest boss (When defeated the final boss will appear) 6:20 Gordon the Kitchen killer - You killed his best chefs,Hes pissed ang gets his ultimate weapon - Side quest final boss (When defeated the NPC will give a reward) 6:46 Noot Noot The lightaber penguin - ??? - Secret boss (When defeated nothing will happen) 7:16 The 3 S.W.A.T.U.T.I.M.A.T.E Members - ??? - 100% Unlockable boss (When defeated nothing will happen)

It's really heart breaking when you have to fight Fred, he's on your crew throughout the whole game. And then you turn your back on him and the world.

I must say, hell kitchen sidequest is truly hellish. The fight with HK fight was hard enough but the boss fight, he able to summon random chef was too much especially when he could give huge buff to them by giving insult or black apron. Here's the tip, his "salmon cut" has the highest accuracy so try to confuse him before he could use that attack by boiling the coldwater.

I can’t believe the foreshadowing of Hans when Daniel talks about his former partner gone rouge. Truly amazing writing

One of the coldest moments in all of gaming gotta be when you defeat the Hell‘s kitchen squad and then Gordon comes in and just chops their heads off in one clean slash and then is just like „you forgot the lamb sauce you donkeys“ before turning his head to you and just calmly saying „looks like we got another donut to poke holes into“ also the fact that you don’t even get any healing AND they had the audacity to have us fight the entire Squad again ANNNNND do that annoying ass run back through Hell’s Kitchen is crazy. Still one of the best side quests ever made and when you finally get Gordon’s cursed kitchen Nightmare slicer it’s all worth it anyways

[R/Bossfight: The videogame is one of the most masterpieces of all time

Fred the True Hero will always get me in the feels. Restarted my entire 400 hour playthrough just so I could avoid the final blow :(

Vlad the teacher's ability: None, cuz he's the tutorial boss. Kembell's ability: Cardboard shield (Ignores all damage for the next hit) Tryker's ability: Cannon Pew (First ranged enemy, deals 6% damage, also he is really fast lol) Agent cleaner ability: Spray (blinds you and causes 5% damage) Daniel's ability: Trigger finger (Shoots many bullets at once, but low damage. You better crouch! 40% if you get caught in all of them) Nerf Sniper's ability: Bullseye (Weapon glows and shoots a giant bullet that deals 35% damage, 70% if you get headshot) Chris's ability: Sword stack (Dashes foward and impales you if hit, and throws you to the ground. Total 30% damage) Patrick's ability: Sound wave (Deals 60% damage to a side of the arena, but slow attack setup, get behind him!) Rocky's ability: Spell (Either restores 25% health, gives him 30%+ critical hit chance or gives him invincibility for 4 seconds) Sigma's ability: Switch (Switches to sword, shield or nuclear launcher) Hans's ability: Panzer tank (Gets an assist tank that has 400% HP total, and grants invulnerability to Hans until you destroy it.) Judgement four's ability: Reinforcements (4 people at once?!) Ultimate Gamer's ability: All abilities at once, just slightly weaker. Fred's ability: Fracture (Slows you by 1% each successful hit, can stack and is permanent) Kevin's ability: Vaccinate? (Gives you poison every successful hit, deals 1% damage every 0.5 seconds up to 8 seconds, can stack) Lord of the cones ability: Cone Clone (4 cones and only 1 is really him) Hell's kitchen squad ability: Burn (takes 2% health every second up to 6 seconds, cannot stack) Gordon's ability: Minions (The hell's kitchen squad is back!) Mr Penguino's ability: Dematerialize (Instant kills you if you don't kill him in 2 minutes) Guardian's ability: Arrest, Tackle and Taser Arrest: Unable to use any attacks for 6 seconds Tackle: Tackles you to the ground, dealing 5%-10% damage Taser: Unable to move for 4 seconds

4:44 dark path 💀

Weirdly speed runners actually always go to the Hell's Kitchen sidequest early, actually clipping past the barrier into the area before you can get the quest. This is because due to level layout geometry it's possible to do a wrong warp from there to Hans arena, skipping bosses 3-8 and saving a huge chunk of time. It does however lock you into the neutral ending so speed runs for specific other endings or thebtrue ending cannot use it. But for any % it saves on average two and a half hours.

Tried playing through this on extreme difficulty. It was easy at first since, however Sigma gave me some trouble. I kept on forgetting about his Sigma Shield, so that made things difficult. I kept on going until The Judgment Four. These guys usually aren't that tough, but in extreme difficulty they get a new attack that totally destroyed me. I'm still stuck here, and I've basically given up.

7:19 I need to see more soldiers wearing modern armour/gear posing with medieval weapons.. it just looks so cool😫

Ngl agent cleaner looks like a random secret boss you just stumble into accidentally

I totally wanna see a full-fledged RPG inspired by memes like these.

The 3 guardians of the law are an insanely tough fight for even the most experienced players, but here a few tips for those struggling. Their ranged and magic defenses are the highest in the game BY FAR with mediocre melee defenses, on top of there being multiple of them AT ONCE, so I suggest not picking any magic or ranged orientated classes unless you want to grind for the Upside-Down Mirror which turns all of your ranged attacks into melee and magic into physical (1% chance drop from the Shattered Souls in the Rift Between Times, right before the boss fight) and the Bomb On a Stick that you can buy from the Crazed Man by river (which gives all ranged attacks a small AOE effect) this will allow most magic and ranged focused builds to work around this bosses insane defenses. If you do pick a melee orientated class this fight will still be very hard as this boss has incredible melee (being one of the highest in game) and all of them are quite fast, on top of that all of their combos increase in damage the less of them their are, meaning this fight gets harder and harder as it goes on, I suggest an AOE-assassin hybrid class like the construction worker or trash fiend, note that the trash fiend only gets good AOE very late in its progression so be careful to not go in to early to do the most damage possible, mother wise it’s whatever build you think is best for your class. The only item that you 100% NEED with all classes in this fight is the Crystal of Rage, obtained from calcite crustaceans in the crumbling caves (gives a massive stat boost to ALL stats when you go bellow half, allowing for much more survivability) now this will take up one of your item slots, so for ranged builds that can’t get the “Gifted” perk (which gives an extra item slot), I’d suggest choosing between that and Bomb On a Stick because of how important the Upside-Down Mirror is to this fight. Other than that it’s just learning patterns, so good luck!

Sigma is such an unfortunate boss honestly. The lore and quests you do for him, along with the cinematic scenes and move make for a great end for such a love ale character. And the way he comes back to help you in the final boss hero path is great, and when he finally sacrifices himself and rights his wrongs, it’s a really amazing way to see such a good character go. He wasn’t ever evil in my opinion, just broken.

0:01 Vlad the teacher: learn the controls and buttons 0:16 Kembell the cardboard major: learn the combos and rolls 0:29 Kryker the leggy tanker: use parrys to return the shots 0:46 Agent cleaner: Know When and Where to attack 1:03 Daniel the akimbo Drvg dealer: dont forget to use the Block button and attack when recharging 1:22 The quiet Nerf sniper: A side scroller while trying to evade the Shots 1:39 Chris the educated otaku: destroy the anime cardboard waifus to enrage him and counterattack (A summary of the previous boss fights) 2:06 Patrick the Musician: Pay attention to the rhythm to counterattack (Be aware of the mayonnaise) 2:33 Rocky the Tactical wizard: Rush him to interrupt his spells to attack and take cover when he uses guns 2:47 Sigma the Nuclear Crusader: you have to defeat him before the Time runs out (Gain additional time by winning the QTE) 3:10 Hans the ancient german: be aware of the Boss stage for Hidden bombs 3:38 The Judgement Four: A Four staged bossfight with all the Previous Bosses mechanics randomized between the four (Now its time to use all the consumables) 4:04 The Ultimate Gamer: Test Your might (You Shouldn't have used ALL the consumables) 4:32 Fred The True Hero: Your Reward for doing the Dark path 4:58 Kevin the Paranoid doctor: She didn't Di3d on the surgery... It WAS YOU!!! 5:24 The Lord of the cones: Its Only Him and You. Prove him That you ARE THE HERO! 5:52 The Hell's kitchen squad: This is either the easiest or the hardest bossfight ( it depens if you have beaten the Judgement four) 6:24 Gordon the Kitchen demon: Use the parry or you are COOKED 6:48 Mr penguino: A lot of stuff its happening in the Screen and OOPSS you're d3ad now 7:17 The 3 guardians of the Law: You wanted a challenge? HERE'S YOUR CHALLENGE (one hit and youre dead + no consumables or summons)

The Lord of the cones is one of my favorite final bossfights ever! The buildup was amazing. The Reveal what your brother greg was the evil prince seeking after the cone crown was amazing. Instead of living on taking the crown we realized the one we had was a fake all along. I Still remember walking into that dark field and hearing the words "My brother, you should not have come here". It was amazing! The fight was a challenge and the story was amazing. Such a great way to cap off my favorite game

Sigma the Nuclear Crusader is a fun one to try and fight. While he can easily be a run-ender to most casual players, the upside is that you can get a lot of attempts in, since each battle usually lasts around 5-10 seconds.

I still remember the endings practically verbatim. The Neutral Ending boss was incredibly difficult, but it was still fun, even my friend who was just watching me play it could feel how fun it was. And the implication that this is a former beta tester trapped in the game, is absolutely terrifying, and even though I was satisfied to win, I still couldn’t help but feel remorse for what I’d done. The Dark Path was absolutely horrifying, killing all the shopkeepers and even some party members that would go with you on other paths. And then Fred, your mentor, your friend, ashamed in you, walks up to you and says “You we’re my friend! How could you do this to us?! I don’t understand…you’re not looking for… *The OrderOf The Cone* are you…? I suppose it doesn’t matter now. Let’s get to the point.” And the last words he says before the fight “I’m sorry…friend.” I cried when the whole thing was over, and he said a last, tearful goodbye to his friend, the player. The Paranoid Doctor was equally sad. The Hero Path was an amazing journey all the way through, making so many friends, making bonds similar to that of a family. But then we had the doctor betray us. Now, I didn’t really trust him, with all his talk of parallel universes and timelines and all that. But then I realized something: He was talking about the games different routes and endings! Then he started taking about the *Order Of The Cone* and how he was going to break the cycle. I cried for the whole fight because even though he’s the final boss of the “Hero Path” you certainly don’t feel like a hero once your beat him. And the lyrics to the song in the background say it all. But then I went on the secret path… I finally got to The Tomb Of The Cones area, it’s the greatest challenge this game has to offer! Like seriously, I was stuck in it for weeks. But then I finally got to The Lord Of The Cones. It was him, it was him who put this world on an infinite loop, putting everyone through this pain, and he was foreshadowed so much through the game, I don’t know how I didn’t notice it. But when we finally beat him, we freed that man from the control of the cones, and destroyed the cones and their temple forever. We were able to save Fred, we were able to save the ultimate gamer, we were even able to save the scientist. We got to go home to our families, the ultimate gamer got to get a home in the game, Fred got a nice long retirement, the doctor is no longer paranoid, all the shopkeepers get successful businesses, Jolene Jonathan (My favorite character) finally confessed to the love of her life, and finally has a girlfriend. And the former lord of the cones dies due to his injuries, but he was surrounded by his long lost family. And yes, I teared up again as that last “Thank you for playing!” message came up on the screen. I love everything about this game, I wonder how they could possibly top it in the sequel…

Neutral Ending: You did it! You became the most powerful human with all the fame and glory that comes with it. Though you never discovered what caused you to gain powers in the first place, it doesn't really matter. Now it is time to relax and enjoy those sponsorships. Dark Ending: With the doctor under your thumb, the world was soon to follow. With the new formula in your possession, you were able to create an army of loyal supersoldiers, each power only a fraction of your own godlike abilities. You sit upon a throne and smile knowing a new age of darkness is coming. And you will be its king. Hero Ending: You stopped the doctor before he could unleash his plans onto the world. Though it was a victory, there is still the issue that his original formula is in circulation. It'll be awhile before you are able to take out those who abuse their powers. It will be a long fight. But the world needs a hero. And there is no one better suited than you. True Ending: With the strange figure dead, you felt your body suddenly weaken. Just as the doctor said, killing the cone would destroy the source of superpowers across the globe. Though it is painful, it doesn't last long. When it is over, you feel normal. In the coming days, you learn that all the magical powers in the world have vanished, disappearing as quickly as they had appeared. But for now, you just want to go home and order a pizza. It has been a long month.

Patrick the musician has to be my favorite boss, the gameplay is fun and creative, and I like the rhythm based mechanics. (Or just the music theme in general.) He has a nice character too, the burning passion he has for music, which is a reason he challenges you. I love how he became an ally later in the hero route.

2 years later this still slaps

I adore the fact that these images actually exist. These people are Legends.

A lot of people forget why Hans’ boss fight is so freaking good. Sure his fight is challenging without being BS, and his attacks are interesting, and there’s a ton of tricks you can pull off to beat him. But it also makes such an excellent story beat. He’s never really an ally, but he’s not an enemy either. Throughout the game you sort of learn about his past, and his motivations. You learn to love him, and sympathize with him. And then you get to this part of the game, where it turns out he was manipulated by Kevin the Paranoid Doctor, and now you have to fight him. This is seriously such a crushing moment. You barely even talk to him, but somehow you know you don’t want to fight him because you know he’s just a good man looking for peace. And yet, there is no choice… you have to kill him.

I was picturing mechanics in my mind so easily. Also, most players quit at the 9th boss.

These songs are all a bop, not gonna lie. And I wanna know the context behind all of these bosses now.

Boss fighter 1 🗡️🗿 0:01 teacher boss [easy] 0:15 box boss LVL 5 [easy] 0:25 supreme box boss LVL 10 [easy] 0:46 protector of the water boss LVL 15 [easy] 1:02 Crazy man boss LVL 20 [bit easy] 1:22 traitor boss LVL 30 [bit easy] 1:38 supreme Otaku boss LVL 45 [bit easy] 2:05 supreme music boss LVL 75 [bit easy] 2:30 supreme military boss LVL 100 [medium] 2:46 The Scary boss LVL 110 [medium] 3:08 Ninja The supreme LVL 130 [medium] 3:35 The 4 brothers LVL 150 [bit medium] 4:00 Ultimate gamer [supreme boss] LVL 200 [hard] World 2 in search of the dark gems 4:29 Pants Boss LVL 245 [hard] 4:56 Good doctor boss LVL 300 [hard] 5:23 Supreme lord of the cones boss LVL 450 [hardcore] 5:51 The 4 boss of the kitchen LVL 500 [hardcore] 6:46 idk boss LVL -15 find in the world 2 in search of the darks gems [super easy] 7:17 True supreme guardians of the darks gems LVL 750 [extreme]

Dialogue for all characters 0:01 so you want to embark on this journey well I beleive your to weak so I want to see your fighting skill 0:16 You,ve taken down vlad and have proven yourself worthy but just to make sure... 0:29 SYSTEMS ONLINE [RECALIBRATING CANNON] REBOOT ANYLISIS COMPLETE, ENEMY RECOGNIZED, COMBAT SYSTEMS... INITIATED 0:50 target acquired preparing to strike, deodorant armed, mission control im coming in 1:02 I AM GODLIKE YOU CANT POSSIBLY DEFEAT ME I WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

The Storyline of this game must be wild

I think I found the best last words for "the Lord of the Cones won" ending "You can't say that you didn't see my attack. You saw them, but you was unable to dodge them. Skill issue."

3:09 I can imagen all of the weapons floating around him as he meditates or something I love this video

If you're struggling with Hans, remember that he's weak to shotguns, he's coded in such a way that a meatshot, after blasting him away, will stun him momentarily as he yells about using a hunting weapon to fight

I agree yakuza 0 has some solid bangers. Actually scratch that. When you have a song called "one eyed dancer" and its an absolude blast youve done something right. The entire OST is amazing

This game changed my life. It was a bunch of fun to play it with my friends. Everytime I see Fred The True Hero the memories of joy fills my heart.

4:29 Fred was the best friend in our journey, He trusted in the player after saving him, Fred was trying to save his country of the misery, but the player was too powerfull, and the greed make him in a bad person, Fred tried to stop us, but he failed. He survived, but he was not the same person, He made his own way, and finally get strong enough to defeat the player.

Alternate names: 0:01 Comrade Vladimir 0:16 The DIY Knight 0:28 Tryker the Tank Centaur 0:46 The Eternal Cleaner 1:02 Local Crackhead 1:22 Timothy the Foam Assassin 1:38 Dr. Weeb 2:05 Godfrey Brassvoice 2:31 Rex the Explosive Mage 2:46 Crusader of the Holy Nuke 3:08 Hans the Undefeated 3:35 The Four Colors of Death 4:00 Gary the Collector 4:29 Upstanding Citizen 4:55 Adam the Sickless 5:23 The Coned One 5:51 The 4 Kitchen Demons 6:21 The Abyssal Chef 6:46 Primordial Monstrosity 7:16 Keepers of Justice

For any artists reading this, me included, note this is all perfect inspiration.

Tip for those struggling with Tryker, he is weak to water. It is the only thing that can disable his reinforced cardboard shell of warding.

6:21 oof, never thought that G. Ramsay itself was the incarnation of Vergil😯

Fun Fact: Even though Sickle and Hammer are counted as the weakest weapons in entire game, they deal 10x the damage to Hans, which makes them sharing the 2nd place among the best weapons to fight him with Even more, if you play on Co-op and you with your friend have a combination of Sickle and Hammer while fighting him, there's a 1/50 per minute chance that they'll start glowing, which signalizes the most powerful combo move ever. If you manage to use it, Sickle and Hammer will infuse, which makes huge AOE that covers entire arena and deals 1945 DPS+HitStun(it lasts as long as Hans is still alive). The only downside to this is that Sickle and Hammer will be deleted from your inventory and your characters will be exhausted at 1 HP, so you better stock up on potions before doing that

Heart of the Reich is so fitting for Hans the Ancient German. The WaW soundtrack is one of the best, most criminally underrated soundtracks in gaming, and I’m so happy to see it included.

You chose the perfect world at war soundtrack for Hans!!! Huge props!!

Hans the ancient German: Base HP: 800. Base Armour: 200. Base Atk Dmg. : 10. Base stamina: 1000. Base mana: 500. Attacks: Spin bomb(uses 15 stamina): throws 15 gas Bombs out around himself which each do base damage ÷ 2. Flying muskets(Costs 5 stamina, and 20 mana): 4 rifles are conjured that fly around shooting like airplanes dealing Base damage÷2. Ghost handed(costs 5 stamina and 17 mana): 4 rifles are conjured that hover around the German and shoot dealing Base damage. Hands(costs 3 stamina): simple punches dealing Base damage ÷ 3. Sweeper(costs 4 stamina): Kick sweep sends player onto the ground and does Base damage ÷ 2.5. Item drops: The Endless Backpack(no max amount of items storable): Scroll of how to conjure floating rifle x1. Scroll of how to conjure flying rifles x1. Gas Bomb x50. Small Mana Potion x15(restores 30 mana). Nazi Rifle x1.

Guide to the passage of Vlad. - Looking for the "vodka" item - Suggest "Za znakomstvo po pisyariku" - Vlad becomes a companion

The lord of cones one feels so emotional. Honestly hit in the feels

"FRED!! THE TRUE HERO!! WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE WORLD NEEDED YOU THE MOST?!!"

These bosses were dope, had so much fun fighting them, especially the Hell's Kitchen Squad when they did that co-ordinated attack, it was like a dance of death. Can't wait to see what the DLC has to offer.

(vald the teacher) Attack: good range 10 damage, pick up stone 15 damage Abilities: super jump, stun 15 damage, firearms 25 damage Death actor: i will see you again traveler

when it comes to sheer intensity and difficulty I'd say Hans the ancient German wins, just because of how much damage output he can do and the fact that his main attack turns the whole room into a bullet hell. Whereas the boss with the most difficult attack patterns to master is the judgment four, just due to the amount of rng associated with their attacks

Honestly, Rocky The Tactical Wizard’s Drone Strike ability is pretty hard, it’s a nice touch that after you defeat him he teaches you some spells out of respect, underrated boss

I sat here sweating out all of my sweat imagining incredibly epic gameplay of fighting these bosses for 7 minutes and 46 seconds. _And I don't regret it._

I love how midevil kinghts have "modern like" weponery mean while the modern army today has swords

0:00 Vlad the teacher (Tutorial boss) 0:15 Kembell the CardBoard major (Advanced Tutorial boss) 0:28 Tryker the leggy tanker (frist boss) 0:46 Agent cleaner (Second boss) 1:02 Daniel the akimbo drug dealer (Third boss) 1:22 The quiet nerf sniper (Fourth boss) 1:39 Chris the educated otaku (Fifth boss) 2:05 Patrick the Musician (Sixth boss) 2:31 Rocky the tactical wizard (Seventh boss) 2:46 Sigma the nuclear crusander (Eighth boss) 3:08 Hans the ancient german (Ninth boss) 3:35 The judgement four (Tenth/penultimate boss) 4:00 The Ultimate gamer (Final boss natural path) 4:28 Fred the true hero (Final boss dark path) 4:55 Kevin the paranoid doctor (Final boss hero path) 5:24 The lord of the cones (True final boss) 5:51 The Hell's kitchen squad (Side quest boss) 6:21 Gordon the kitchen demon (Side quest final boss) 6:46 Mr penguino (Secret boss) 7:17 The 3 guardians of the law (100% Unlockable boss) Most of them might be wrong by 1 second but i tried my best

*Vlad the Teacher* -Stats- {Attack: 25} {Defence: 200} {HP: 1400} {Speed: 10} Description: Vlad the Teacher has no origin, he is the first teacher of all who enter this realm. Attack 1 - Ground Slam Vlad would charge at you, raise his divinely powered fists into the air, and attempt to slam you into the ground with his fists (5 times), this is his slowest move, it is also his weakest, dealing 40 damage with each slam that directly hits you, this move cannot be blocked, but can be dodged if timed right. Attack 2 - Flex Vlad would flex at you... It is an instant kill- ok, I'm joking, it doesn't do anything, unless hit, where he will squish you with a flex... Somehow, dealing 45 damage. Attack 3 - Punch Barrage When Vlad is in range, he will begin unleashing a flurry of 100 punches towards you, each punch dealing 25 damage to you unless blocking... The only way to escape is by either somehow parrying a punch, or by running away as he begins punching. If you get hit by all 100 punches, you will be presumably killed, as this attack deals roughly 2500 damage if you are hit by the entire attack (deals 355 damage when being blocked, which should leave you at around 1000 HP if you received 0 damage throughout the entire fight) (During the boss fight, Vlad would slowly become weaker from severe tiredness and strain, survive for long enough, and you can win with relative ease) ----------------------------------------------------- *Kembell the Cardboard Major* Description: The Major of the Cardboard Legion, he was raised in the art of Cardboard Weaponry -Stats- {Attack: 200} {Defence: 60} {HP: 912} {Speed: 25} Attack 1 - Holy Cardboard Slice Kembell would rush at you, striking you at your weak-points with the might of cardboard, the only way to avoid the attack is by dodging, or counter-attacking his strike with one of your own, if hit the attack deals around 250 damage. Attack 2: Consecutive Cardboard Slice Kembell would use a flurry of sword slices and stabs, 5 rapid stabs dealing 200 damage each, and 7 Holy Cardboard Slices in rapid succession, when about to be hit, time seems to slow down, giving extra dodge time (Used by dodging and pressing X) Attack 3: Shield Charge Kembell would rush at you and force you to the ground using his shield, dealing 210 damage! (This move cannot be blocked, and cannot be parried, the only option is to dodge the attack.) *{Note: Pressing and Holding Y while dodging slows down time in order for you to dodge better, and release a counter attack}* Attack 4: Cardboard Spin Kembell would begin spinning in your direction, sword in one hand, shield in the other, if it hits, it will deal 200 damage if you are hit by the sword, and would deal 199 damage if hit by the shield, although this move can hit more than once, as it is able to bounce off walls as well as you! This attack generally lasts for about 1 minute. (This attack is a somewhat vulnerable state for him, and you can duck to avoid getting hit, or parry and counter the attack, this would daze Kembell, giving you extra attacking time) --------------------------------------------------------- *Tryker the Leggy Tanker* Description: This is your first Challenge, Tryker the Leggy Tanker. He was once a normal human like you and I, but after having a near fatal accident, that left most of his body destroyed, Tryker's brain and legs were saved, and put into a cardboard coloured metallic tank... But that is only what he wants you to believe, because his body was never destroyed! He has high mobility, and high attack, but his legs are also his weakness. -Stats- {Attack: 150} {Defence: 150} {HP: 1000} {Speed: 90} Attack 1: Twirl Volley Tryker would begin spinning and... Dancing... All the while, shooting multiple shots through the air, If a shot lands, it will deal 150 damage (Blocking Damage: 125), this attack is extra fatal at close range, but, if you manage to off-balance him, you will be able to attack constantly until he gets back up. Attack 2: Run n Gun Tryker would use his incredible agility to run around you at high speeds, and shoot you with a constant rain of Bullet Shots, each dealing 10 damage (The Bullets themselves are incredibly fast, and lose most of their mass from the friction between the air, but they are still deadly) *Phase 1.5 (50%): Stamina Burst* Tryker would gain a major boost in speed, at the cost of defence (because the son of a gun wasn't already fast enough apparently) Attack 3: Twirl Volley X Stamina Burst With an extra Speed boost, comes higher damage, the Twirl Volley bullets are twice as fast, and each deal 250 damage each! (Blocking Damage: 150) Attack 4: Run n Gun X Stamina Burst Tryker would use his absurd speed to surround you in a slight storm of wind, as well as unleashing an even faster (but far less powerful) barrage of Bullet Shots, dealing a mere 1 damage per hit. --------------------------------------------------------- *Agent Cleaner* -Stats- {Attack: 85} {Defence: ????} {Speed: 05} Description: Your second real challenge, he was once a normal man, but after a chemical experiment went wrong, and caused him to fuse with his suit, causing him to fall into the cleaning supplies of the chemical lab. Once he woke up, he became dangerous, and has been hired to exterminate you! Attack 1: *-Mopping-* Gun Time Agent Cleaner would summon the power of his mighty Mop- wait- no- his mighty _gun_- (uh oh), and would shoot it 6 times (*Homing Bullets*), each shot dealing 100 damage each, which would deal 600 damage total if hit by all 6. Attack 2: Nozzle Beam Agent Cleaner would raise his hand, causing a stream of (poisonous) soapy water to come gushing out of the nozzle on top of his head, dealing 85 damage every 2 seconds of being hit [This attack will push you while you are being hit by it] (attack lasts for 30 seconds, letting the attack hit you for the 30 seconds will do 1275 non-blockable damage) Attack 3: Sponge Throw Agent Cleaner would _YEET_ 4 sponges at you like throwing stars, with each sponge being 1 of 8 types Type 1: Explosive This sponge type will explode upon impact with any surface (The resulting explosion is not able to be parried, but can be dodged, and getting hit will deal 400 damage) Type 2: "The Brick" This sponge has the density and impact as a brick, with the weight of a house sponge, getting hit by this will deal 300+ damage depending upon distance. Type 3: FREEZE! This type freezes your controls for 2 seconds, but is able to be deflected with a parry

The 3 Guardians of the Law: Each has 100,000 HP 100 base Dmg. Infinite mana Infinite stamina Attacks/Abilities: Base Sword Attack: Slash their Sword which does 100 damage but the leader has a justice charged Sword that does 200 damage. Sword Rain: 1000 degree swords rain from the sky that do base damage but can melt through anything except the ground. Super Kick: OH so you think you can barricade yourself away, This ability can knock down any wall or door. Gun of justice: They pull out an M16 out of their endless pocket and fire it rapidly until they run out of ammo. Item drops: Sword of justice: does 120 Dmg. Ability: Uses 300 Mana to send down swords in a small radius around the user for 1 second. Upon death sharp metal shards scatter every where

Waw soundtrack for Hans is great, can already hear him summoning 60 grenades to grenade spam me

Vald The Teacher: Vlad is one of the first NPCs you meet in the world after the internet implosion. He serves the purpose of teaching you the basics of survival. His fight teaches the player how to dodge and counter-attack. -Attacks and Abilities- Slugger: A basic attack with a long charge up that does medium damage. Charge: Vlad charges into the player, dealing high damage. Afterward, Vlad becomes exhausted and becomes vulnerable to a heavy attack. Pound: Vlad pounds the ground to unleash 3 small shockwaves that can be jumped over. Kembell the Cardboard Major: Kembell is the boss of the cardboard knights and challenges you to a duel after you beat up his goons. In his battle the player learns how to parry and break through armor. After defeating him you have the choice of making him an ally or killing him. -Attacks and Abilities- Slash: Kembell quickly slashes at the player, dealing medium damage. If this attack is parried, Kembell becomes open to an armor break. Shield Bash: Kembell quickly bashes the player, dealing little damage and stunning them for 1 second. Cardboard Creation: Kembell creates a small fort of cardboard, attacking the player with cardboard arrows as he repairs his armor. The arrows deal minimal damage. Tryker the Leggy Tanker: Tryker appears right after the fight with Kembell. Depending if you spared Kembell or not, he will aid you in this fight. You can either break Tryker's armor in order to attack his main body or target the legs to get a heavy attack on him. -Attacks and Abilities- Explosive shell: Tryker shoots an explosive shell at the player which deals massive damage. This attack can be easily dodged. Fancy footwork: Tryker begins to move his legs at an incredibly fast speed, becoming invulnerable and rams the player 3 times before becoming dazed and open to an armor break. Agent Cleaner: Agent Cleaner is a hitman hired to kill the player. His level involves a game of cat and mouse, where the player is to act as a civilian while setting up EMPs around the perimeter without getting noticed. After setting up the final EMP the player has to sneak out of the building. Agent Cleaner will then spot the player leaving and proceed to tackle them out of a window onto a window cleaner's lift. -Attacks and Abilities- Clorox gleam: Cleaner sends out a slash of clorox bleach, dealing medium damage and temporarily blinding the player. Kitchen Gun: Cleaner pulls out his trusty kitchen gun and makes you sparkle like new! Deals massive damage, but the attack has a long startup which can be interrupted by a basic attack. Lysol lay-over: Cleaner melts into the ground and attempts to get behind the player to preform a takedown by coving the player's mouth with a lysol wipe. As a puddle, Cleaner doesn't take damage from conventional means, and can only be interupted by a flashbang. If interupted, Cleaner reverts back to his original form and is open to a heavy attack.

0:01 pov: he knows that you're a spy main

2:19 Patrick the defender of jazz.

It completely took me off guard when it turned out Fred was the final boss of the dark path

Fighting Hans was very hard and sad. His attacks are precise and fast, the Grenade Barrage is difficult to dodge and the Warfare Rage is simply devastating. (Also I was crying a lot and couldn't see very well with made the fight way more difficult) I didn't want to kill him. He was like a brother to me, but I didn't have a choose. I had to finish what I've done. When he gave me his best weapon (Mauser Snipers) before his last breath, I promised to myself that not only I'll defeat The Lord Of Cones, but also avenge my best friend.

Here is the symbolism behind each boss. I'm going to give sort of a story analysis. This is in no shape or form a complete analysis of the game, this is all just generalizations. I suggest playing the full game yourself. Lets get started... Vlad The Teacher: A shining beacon of morality. Your savior and mentor. His lessons imparted to you are the only reason you stand a chance in the Town Lost to Time. Before the game he saves the player from the clutches of Kevin, (whos later revealed to be his evil brother). Sealing himself away in his homestead, keeping the player safe, but binding himself to the property in the process. In his last fight with you, he uses what's left of his strengthe to ensure your ready for the horrors that await outside in the Town Lost to Time. Kembell, the Carboard Major & Tryker The leggy Tanker: I'm putting these two into the same category since they are basically a two part bossfight. The former fought at the entrance of the Dilapidated Office and the latter fought at the end of it. While not putting up much of a fight, and not playing a big role in the grand scheme of the plot. I think these two do a good job of showing what effect and harm the Grand Hysteria has done to the common people of the Town. They're barely people anymore. Delusional worshipers at best. By beating them, the player puts them out of their misery. Agent Cleaner: Let's be real. Agent Cleaner is the first REAL boss of the game. Its funny how the game just tosses one of Kevin's strongest enforcers right at the player who's feeling confident about besting the Dilapidated Office. Even the way he fights you is very condescending, he treats you more like a pest than a worthy opponent. Like he just stumbled upon a mess. The player doesn't even beat him out right, rather he gets killed by a nightmare in a cutscene afterwards. This boss, and the monstrosity that kills him afterward, really shows just how outclassed the player is on the streets of the Town. Daniel, The Akimbo Drug Dealer: I LOVE this boss. He's basically a mirror image of what the player is on their way to becoming. You just enter the streets, this guy has been on them for the last decade. He's clearly lost his mind and we all love him for it. If Vlad hadn't saved you, this might be what the player would've become, assuming they weren't killed outright. The Quiet Nerf Sniper: Its more of a gimmick/ tutorial boss for the cover mechanic than anything else. Its a short fight, but it gets the point across. Kevin has noticed you, and now a bounty is on your head. Many desperate townspeople are willing to collect it. Chris the Educated Otaku: This guy is kind of like a mixture of Daniel and Agent Cleaner. He's master the blade. Like Daniel he's been corrupted, but has retained his sanity. But Instead of rebelling, he's been recruited into the system. He's basically the player character, but a sellout. By beating him, it gives you the satisfaction that you didn't get from the Cleaner fight. Patrick the Musician: The first of the two bosses of the Symposium. The epicenter and ground zero of the Grand Hysteria. First we find Patrick, a man who's given up his soul and sanity in for the sake of his craft. People like him and the reason the Town Lost to Time has lasted as long has it has. He's an artist, one who refuses to do the "safe thing" and conform to the cautious masses. Honestly, if it wasn't for this guy crashing the party, Kevin might have won very quickly, but that's just not how the human spirit works. Rocky The Tactical Wizard: Rocky is also an artist, but he's mastered the art of war. He's the third big boss fought at the exit. This guy almost feels like a skill check for the second half of the game. He's another sellout inhabitant of the town like Chris before, but i like how this guy actually hears you out after you beat him and joins the party. After all, the only thing he respects is strength. And boy is he an MVP. Sigma, the Nuclear Crusader. The player arrives on the Outskirts just in the nick of time. Kevin, has sent Sigma to level the town, clearing the way for the next Hysteria. Its fitting too that he should be the one to reset the cycle since its implied that he was recruited from the First Hysteria, during the crusades. He's from one of the very first cycles. One of the first champions. He sold his soul to the Cautionary God long ago. Hans, the Ancient German: Having saved the Town (what's left of it) the player beats Sigma, Kevin sends his top assassin after you in a last ditch attempt to keep you form reaching the Obelisk. NGL this is my favorite boss in the game. The Obelisk looms in the background, the grass flutters in the wind, while you fight a champion the Cautionary God plucked straight from Nazi Germany. Empower by his ancestors he is a hell of a fight. The Judgement Four: The presiding nightmares of the Obelisk itself. The game says "Hey, remember that monster that killed Agent Cleaner in the first act, now you have to fight four of them." It's implied that the Four fight on behalf of the Obelisk itself, not Kevin or even the Cautionary God. The Obelisk is a much older, nightmarish structure that demands strength from all those who enter, good or evil. The Ultimate Gamer This boss is basically an insult to those players that didn't pay attention to the plot. Its a parody of the player, mirroring all the players moves. But its just emphasizes that this is all "just a game". In Neutral ending nothing is learned. Sure the town is saved, allowing it return to reality, but at what cost? By killing the Gamer, all you did was replace him and ask for a more altruistic wish. Now your stuck as a slave of the Cautionary God, just like Hans and Sigma before. Sooner or later, the God will find a new town and the cycle will just repeat again. Fred, the True Hero Heartbreaking. By choosing the dark path, you're basically doing what Vlad rejected all those years ago. Becoming Kevin's protégé and heir. And Fred is having none of it, what's worse, he knows he's probably going to lose. But he still fights anyway. All goodness in your heart dies with Fred, as you ascend to become a Game Master like Kevin. No longer a pawn, you have become the hand pulling the strings. Kevin, the Paranoid Doctor. Fuck. Kevin. Seriously. Hes the one who preformed the ritual and fucked everyone over. What's worse. He's a bad guy pretending to be a good guy. He says he's making the world a safer place, but in reality hes just using mass hysteria and fear to gain power and control. Using their fear and sanity to feed his hungry new god, and lord knows how many towns its swallowed up before this one. The Lord of the Cones. The Cautionary God, and creator of the Mass Hysteria. An eldritch being that pulls at our worse reactionary and authoritarian instincts. From the Crusades to the Holocaust, it plays at peoples deepest fears to empower itself in the shadows. Naming champions and game masters across time. Stealing towns from time, to play in its awful games. By slaying this nightmare, the cycle is finally broken. Hells Kitchen Squad & Gordon Ramsey: NGL I don't really like the Hells Kitchen DLC. It kinda feels like a cash grab, I mean I know they were strapped for cash, but come on. They're just played off as "another crazy cult" in the town. Its easy enough to ignore. I know others like it, but me? Not so much. Mr. Penguino: Its a joke boss. I think one of the developers added it last minute. Its not even needed for 100% completion. Very odd. The 3 Guardians of Law: Oh my god were do I even start with these guys. So many massive lore implications here. So basically, from what I've gathered, the players impressive handiwork killing the evil god and liberating the Obelisk has impressed an order of greater gods who want you to join their organization, and boy to they put up a test. Hardest boss in the game and its not even close. Anyway, thanks for reading my two cents. This is one of my fav game of all time, I know alot of ppl love its incredible gameplay, but i just figured i'd give some context to the story as well.

God i remember this game. Chris (the fifth boss) always gave me so much trouble because of his omar wo mou move, but the cutscene that hits if you parry that shit? Phenominal, the devs wrre always on some next level shit with this game.

"You're the f****ng genius Hans!"