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it should be a law that every time a reddit channel does r/itemshop they have to do r/bossfight after because they prepared with all of the items

Another reason I like Emkay, they just proved you can cover this sub without constantly complaining about people not following the sub rules.

Netherite armor: *You think you're better than me?* Nokia armor: *I am better than you.*

Scalpel: Slashing weapon. When equipped by any [support class], all moves from this weapon used by the holder immediately have 100% accuracy and will result in a critical success. (aka roll 20). Edit(A): Weapon attack 5 so that this thing isn't overpowered. Edit(B): "All moves" means doing anything with the scalpel. (picking locks, amputating small limbs, all attacks are critical hits, etc.) Edit(C): You can only amputate/cut something with a 100% success rate if the target is incapacitated and the target limb/item is smaller than the scalpel itself. (The scalpel is about 4 inches long and 1 inch wide.) Edit(D): Anything with skin that has the durability of wood or higher automatically blocks all attacks made be this weapon (e.g. You can't chop off the fingers of constructs simply because they're small enough). (You all asked for nerfs so here's one.)

One of my favorite subs, please do more!

*Ban Hammer* Attack: 480 Defense: 30 *Bonus effect:* *50% more effective on bots* *75% less effective on real life people*

Never go to r/Bossfight without the necessary items from this subreddit. It is very important.

8:08 bulldOWOzer: “your up against the wall, AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL” dallas: “why do you have owo on your face” BulldOWOzer: “balancing”

it scares me the fact that a chainsaw roomba is something someone can make right now, and it wouldn't take that much effort

Garlic shampoo: *exists* My mom's carrot soap: "Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be LEGENDARY!"

That "Cockroach" doesn't exist, It's a hallucination.

Meme rifle Attack: yes. Laughter: yes. Defense against boomers: yes. +death by laughter

5:20 this thing could kill every god in the multiverse, but take 2 hours to recharge. Luckily, it comes with a plasma stabby stick.

1:47 I have a bunch of these. They sell them at waltmart.

6:26 Goliath Bow Cost : 155 Gold Damage : 230 (Critical hit : +10) Armour : 170 Accuracy : 75% Stun chance : 25% Weight : 10kg Description : Can only be used by anyone with a power of 75+. They must be in the *Archer* category. Does 30% more damage to ice and ground enemies. Does 30% less damage to steel and water enemies.

If the R/ItemShop subreddit had a game based around it, I'd play the HELL out that game. Anyone with me?

*The trinket of Emkay:* Attack: +7000. Depression Defence: +9999. Entertainment: +infinity. Meme Generation: +5300 Wholesomeness: +500 (- 30000 if The Jack if the upside down land is using it) Yes: +99999999999. (Bonus Effect: _Cottage cheese: +500)_ Sounds like a good item ngl.

2:12 the real benefit is now you don’t have to deal with vampires

Item: forbidden moai (artifact) Attack normal: +60 Charged attack: +100 Forbidding:+9000000 🗿: +10000000000000000000

5:00 shit: -1000 smell +1000 fly atraction

"I'm holding it up like you can see it" Im dying bro

3:05 BOW TO ME MORTALS

4:26 Alhamdulillah, brother Robin and little mouse.

0:10 Is that Cuphead music hear, die house nice 👍

4:53 hey it's demolition ranch

2:45 Add tape/any sticky material to the recipe in order to combine 'em. Or give the roomba arms, whatevs.

1:16, thats a boss from r/bossfight and his name is Long boye

2:52 Mister Stabby is big on upgrades.. shin guards no longer effective, new protection guideline run far run fast.

1:50 my older sis has those

Alarm Clock: Artifact 3 uses. Medium area if effect +50 disorientation to normal people +30 heightened senses to vampires

2:59 that noise

1:08 Dang! Bamboozled again.

4:20 y'all not rockin with the megamind shrine??

3:10 that actually did take away part of my depression. Wierd.

1:59 my friend gave some of those to me for Valentine’s Day

ok the Chainsaw Roomba might have an easy crafting recipe, but you gotta remember the multiple items you gotta craft for the Chainsaw and Roomba

2:19 You got geodude costume! Read the descripion to see abilities or tecnhiqes. Ability: sturdy. Sturdy allowes the wearer to live on 1HP if a powerful attack makes contact with the wearer. Techniqes: bulldoze. Bulldoze realses a powerful shockwave that deals 50 DMG(10 seaconds cooldown) to all enemies that are near, Rollout. Roll one time per enemy to turn them into bits and deal 40 DMG(4 seaconds cooldown)

1:31 WHY IS THIS SO TRUE *but i just have them and they taste so good*

That "horse" shoe is something every Red Dead Redemption fans would want

1:38 When you realize that you have seen the strawberry candies Grandmas somehow acquire at a local Asian food store that has everything in udder existence and your mom bought a bag to give out for trick or treat.

Speakers: Distraction. When used, you place the speakers. And when an enemy goes near it, you start blasting Ed Sheeran. Stats: + 25 Distraction.

Behold our lord, Pancake Cat, with syrup, banana for scale.

Imagine how much time a person who is making a game with all the items in r/itemshop will be in the sub reddit

My mom and dad had a bad fight just a moment ago, to the point where my dad was covered in blood, this video made it easier to not acknowledge that.

Would’ve been better if they turned the chainsaw sideways instead of up. Up it can only do pierce (stab) attacks, but sideways it can do both a pierce (stab) and slash attack (spin attack)

The tomabunny was so cute that I wouldn't want to eat it, and I don't even like tomatoes, except as ketchup or spaghetti sauce

Emkay is the the reason I stay up at night just to watch a new video.

6:02 "and then he pulled out a comically large spoon"

You should mix this with r/boss fight then the item shop item you get you have to use to fight the boss

9:02 Nobody wrote left-handed back then anyways

8:22 for context: There was a post inbetween the two that said "That first bottle is also filled with liquidised cocaine". Guessing they had to cut it out because of the Algorithm.

8:50 If he lost his right arm in a siege, why is that a left hand?

"They were close" "Close only counts in horseshoes and han- oh.. oooh... ooooohhhhhh...."

6:47 why did he sound like that one guy on the hotel commercial

I would block the person who sended that picture ("horshoe") for at least a year, no matter how much i know or love that person

I would've called 4:02 an abacuts

6:21 Item asylum players:*war flashbacks*

*Emkay's middle finger every intro:* *Damage: 10000000.* *Speed: 10000000.*

5:33 5 damage +10 confusion 25% chance 5 dmg is 10 dmg +20 knockback Weakness is fire type

10:17 Pretty sure the word 'master' in this case just refers to the old terminology used when talking about drives in computers. It used to be that you could only have so many hard drives in a single computer, and in order to keep things clear, each one connected was given a name related to it's 'rank' in the boot order. You could have the Primary Master, the Primary Slave, the Secondary Master, and the Secondary Slave. If the Primary Master drive fails to boot, the Primary Slave drive boots instead. If the Primary Slave fails to boot, the Secondary Master boots. You probably get it. So this floppy being a 'master' means it's probably meant to be first in the load order. There may be more than one floppy in that package.

8:01 Gimme dat! What's the price, I wanna have that! 📸🦊✨

9:47 bruh that's literally my new tab background

2:06 they forgot to put "+100 protection against vampire enemies"

That shoe looks like a horse doing a jack-o pose.

0:46 ah yes the ultimate boss

So nobody gonna even bring up the fact that this sub would fit perfectly with r/bossfight??

(item: a saw stick into a rocket) Name: sticker 100+ intimidation, 1000+ damage, Ability: makes everybody near to it expect you will have a fear of death

0:05 I would buy that specifically to make my friends uncomfortable

The Mythical Pig-Crab Description: “None knew from whence it came, but it made for a dish fit for the king when it was promptly baked with cheese and served with baked potatoes.”

7:00 so if i pointed that straight down will i just fly off into space for eternity?

I love this subreddit way too much.

10:04 eyy that’s Allen pan!

5:54 Does double damage to ice enemies

6:55 okay I'm not joking, someone NEEDS to make a movie about this. Where some two generic buds who work at the same office find a sword. When they found it, the cement that it had been placed in cracked open. After, They decided to call it "The sword of up" because of its arrow. Guy (A) took it back to his place and laid it sideways. Though, the world doesn't go sideways instantly, it take a good 10 minutes for it to go totally sideways. When the world started going sideways, all over the world, everyone is freaking out and thinking the world is going to end. And guy (A) who has it at his place picks it up. Soon the world starts shifting back to its place. Then guy (B) give it to em' to show it off to some of his friends. And then, it happened again. The world goes sideways and it goes back when he picks it up in the proper position. This happens a 2 more times for each of the two guys and both realized through the 4 times that happened, the sword was sideways the at the proper position. They both confess this thing they found out and both decided they should do this job for themselves, take it to the top of the prime meridian and cement it down where it belongs. Fyi: this would probably be more interesting if it took place in a fantasy movie and in current time/reality. It's even be _more_ interesting if was also kinda of a sci-fi movie. Where there's other planets and life. Also be cool if we saw the other beings opinion on earth (Or some other planet that has human beings oor that are similar to humans) and how would they react. Maybe even one of the species from a far away planet would know something about "the sword of up!" And we get lore abt then word! That'd be interesting too!

1500 yards is basically 1500 meters, who ever did that math is really bad.

3:23 omg a Pikmin reference

Okay, the protestor with a giant spoon is a Chad.

3:33 if anybody watches Agretsougo (lol sorry I can’t spell uhhh furry anime with red panda as main character) then if it was a war setting this would be perfect for Director Ton

do r/bossfight next so we can think how our battles against them will go with the items we chose here

8:03 and here was me thinking that the bulldozer visor plate on jacket's room in payday 2 was the most cursed thing you could use as a mask, but i hate this one so much more

I’m not gonna lie but The Genocidal Roomba killed me haha, I’m totally fine. (I am not going to say which “killed” I meant because there is a genocidal roomba holding me hostage)

I don't normally comment but I want to wish everyone a happy new year ^^

Just once, I would like Robin to introduce himself as "the only good one."

emkay is that funny uncle that cracks the best jokes at family gatherings

Day 7 of asking Lexi, Jack, robin, Damien to react to r/memes together

9:35 Says it's a right hand, but is clearly a lefty... So either typo, or someone here is lying!

7:17 I had an idea similar to this, but instead it’s a barbarian that decided to just wrench a ballista from its post and use it like an over-the-shoulder bazooka

8:25 he- he didnt talk about that ifunny water mark... my life is a lie

3:53 Stabbicus!

I got an ad from mcdo about Happy Meals and surprise surprise it's about Pokemon and it just so happen I changed my PFP a minute ago. Edit: In the intro, I always see a 🖕 emoji and I thought it was a 👆 emoji until I rewind it..

Zamn, I need those gauntlets, hopefully they don't cost too many diamonds

That roomba is ready to RIP AND TEAR

my favourite subreddit, thank

Here's my edition: **Subscription to Emkay** +100 Satisfaction +1000 laughs every r/itemshop, r/bossfight and r/madlads video along with all the others. +1 friend +1 tip on each boss's weakness

5:52 He just bought it off of King Bach

6:06 TheRussianBager playing Payday 2

9:27 - it's entirely clear, but capitalisation of relevant words would help: - after Outlaw of the Holy Roman Empire 2 Electric Boogaloo [...]. Alternatively, quotation marks would work, I suppose

*Super Star* Difficult to grab as it constantly jumps around Grants invincibility while effects are in play Increases user's speed by 100% when effects are in play Users can do cool front flips while airborne when effects are in play Effects last for 10-15 seconds Invincibility will protect against the following hazards: - Chasms - Bottomless pits - Poisonous lakes - Pools of lava - Leaving the intended area through unintended means "With this star-shaped item, one is able to dash around aimlessly without consequences for 10-15 seconds. Any enemy one wishes to kill may simply touch this star then walk into the enemy, and the deed will be done rather quickly. Legends have it that running into 8 enemies while the effects of this power are in play will grant an extra life to the user, but this has yet to be put to the test."

HOLY CRAP,MY POST IS ACTUALLY IN AN EMKAY VIDEO- Just to clarify,it was the Horse Shoe one. Loved the video,by the way!

*Ancient Sword of the Meth King - Boss Drop.* A weapon crafted by an elusive cult that goes by "The Highest." Those who have ascended past the human psyche with drugs so powerful that the 3rd dimensional plane becomes nothing but a afterthought to them. Now with their highly advanced intelligence, they've crafted a weapon that any man could wield. *+65 ATK, Gives the user a permanant "Stoned" debuff. Instead of passing out after three turns, Stoned now gives the user an additive buff to their evasive abilities, and accuracy. Landing a successful melee-type attack inflicts stoned to enemies. Which will increase damage done to them by 75%. Critical hits done to stoned enemies will make them pass out.* *This weapon makes you so high that regardless of physical strength, you can wield it. Become just as high as your predecessors.*