r/ChaoticGood - Tactical Catfish 💔 

THAT'S SO CUTE, I LOVE UR MOM

Lol my niece had a very similar reaction to the plushie on the screen (I had my headphones in, don’t worry! I promised my brother I wouldn’t warp the child’s mind until she’s a teenager) and since I can’t afford to get her one, but I can draw for free, I drew her a little picture of it to carry around (and added little demon wings) and she loves it. Her parents are less happy about it but whaddaya gonna do? 😂

@@TheNormExperience tell them to teach her about real life horrible things. Like pedophiles. Those are real and can hurt kids. A plush toy is a toy. Or there are other dangerous things in life like slipping on ice and hurting head. Much ouchie, very real. You know? The things kids should be wary about? Take another example, horror stories for kids called bedtime stories like don't go to woods, there may be wild animals there that can hurt you, don't talk to random strangers, be polite you never know how pretty the person you're talking with is. Those are useful stories. But hey! Hating on a toy is much easier! It can't fight back. Also. If they really want to make her dislike demons as in, ZE BIG DANGER style demons, introduce them to Warhammer 40 000 and give Nurgle as an example of why demons are scary. Nurgle followers can be nice and pretend to be wholesome. And use anyone as a biobomb. And in the world of Warhammer everyone is a villain in some sort of way, whether they knowingly do horrible things or unkowingly because consequences. Which is also an important lesson on socializing in society. Real life is full of enough dangers that everyone should know. And methods of dealing with them like knowing how to use fire extinguisher. But for some reason there is enough tiktok and RU-vid videos full of people not knowing. Show them that and then ask if they want to give their kid a red colored ball shaped plush toy with two yellow eyes as a reward for, dunno, maybe learning a few safety rules related to fire? Why? Because demons - fire is a common trope and her doing effort and getting a fair prize that is kept for yearS may just hammer the safety manual deep enough that when (not if) she needs them, she will act with knowledge, not ignorance. There. Reasons enough?

@@Muhanoid "Take another example, horror stories for kids called bedtime stories..." Try looking up the real meaning of Mother Goose stories and Grimm's fairy tales!.

@@ThomasKent1346 Just Grimm’s in general… I mean the point was to scare kids

This is me liking the comment without ruining the 69 likes.

@@axelpevensie6271 Come back and like it, coward!

Gayotic good moment

KING MOMENT

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@Nic DeGrave hey to be honest, you're the one that deserves the praise. You're doing a great job and I wish you all the best on your journey!

HELL YEAH!

This is the kind of god's work i can get behind

Frickin LOVE hearing about fellow theatre people using the fact that we can project our voices for good.

You, my good sir, are an inspiration.

Florida spawned in and decided to help

​@@mewmew8932FLORIDA SPAWNED IN AND DECIDED TO HELP I am wheezing rn thanks bestie

Happened in Denmark and Greece too! It was very effective. Nazis are not known for their critical thinking skills lol

Soldiers are generally not thinking with their heads

It was actually quite common One thing that made it successfull was that plenty of women were actually interested Some were genuine due to the weinmahr soldier sometimes being quite nice Other took advantage of the fact german soldier generally had more money than the locals I know a lady that was 17 at the time and once flirted with the soldiers to have some resistant steal their gas and provision (she did a lot more but that's one of the funnier tale) I understood why everyone respected her

The name matahari spring to mind?

Cannibalism is capitalism confirmed

Whats wrong whit flesh, you vegan?

I don't get it.

@@justafurrywithinternet317 same

True

This is why it's stupid when people make similar arguments about refugees. "You won't invite migrants to live in your house but you expect me to live within the same city as them?" Clearly one party is demanding much more than the other.

Yep, one of the most staunchly anti abortion people I've ever met had zero interest in adopting because "I want to have *real* kids". Like WTF 🤬

“Pro life” monster: “SAVE THE KIDS!” “Yes, save the kids suffering from abuse in the foster care system!” Monster: “Please leave me alone I’m saving lives”

@@waffles3629 So your acquaintance believes parentless children aren't "real kids", but fetuses are? How marvelous. ;}

@@clarkb1900 Nice

Pro-birth f*cktard: "Someone, think of the children!" "We already have systems for that. Here's all the paperwork you need to care for children." Pro-birth f*cktard: "Could you not ask me to do the thing I want everyone else to do?"

And it also looks cool!

💯

Most alignments would have a good excuse to pull this stunt off

@@sophiatrocentraisin It's rare to see all alignments agree on something; so when they do, you know it's going to be *fun*.

Eye for an eye is chaotic. Lawful knows that an eye for an eye makes the world go blind, while neutral isn't really thinking about this stuff and would not engage.

​@@brib4911Eye for an Eye is literally one of the oldest laws of all time. It's not chaotic because it dictates a standard, consistent response intended to be proportional. You're conflating "law" with "just and well-reasoned". Bad laws are still lawful, not chaotic. Chaotic would be personal revenge.

@@brib4911eye for an eye tooth for a tooth. It was LIMITING reprisal not endorsing it

Yep, they're not actually pro-life, they're pro-forced birth.

yeah, american evangelicals are awful

I could rant for days about how broken the foster care system is. I would be out there with him too, showing them articles about the abuse foster kids suffer, telling them the stories I’ve heard. Because they’re not about saving the kids, they’re about controlling people, and it’s so obvious. If I ever saw one of these protests I’d have to whip out my college thesis I swear 😂😂

If I was one of the people walking around. First of all I wouldn’t be in that group. Second of all I was adopted at a young age so if they hand me adoption papers I would ask what the kid’s name is. I would then join them.

The group of people protesting it.

Hey! I live in that shithole! The United States is ... okay, it's a shithole.

@@amandagarcia2848 You have my sympathy.

It's Texas. Festering evil shit hole is 100% accurate.

'murica !!!! 😃 💀

So glad I no longer live in Texas, jeez 😮‍💨

Online tank game players releasing clasified military documents to win arguments comes to mind.

Parts of France used the tactical catfish method in ww2

What is the timestamp for the tactical catfish?

@@wordzmyth 13:51!

Greek anti-nazi resistance. Classic method.

Was the senator H3rschel W@lker 🫥🙄

@@not-so-obvious_autism777Humongous Wanker? That's how I read it.

This is an interesting story where you make a good point, but I'm confused as to how you can have written your college thesis already when you were a minor in 2018 and maybe even 2019 or 2020. You got your college thesis over a year ago, and for someone who turned 18 in 2018 (if not later) getting a bachelor's degree in Dec 2022 (at the latest) is already pretty difficult. But then from my knowledge, a thesis is usually written for even higher degrees than that. So what degree did you write a thesis for and how did you do it so fast?

@@ArcanineEspeon As someone who graduated high school 2 years early and whose mom graduated high school 3 years early, this comment made me chuckle. While some states have a policy you can only skip one grade, many do not, and even in states with that policy in place, you can drop out in the 8th grade, get your GED as early as 14 and be admitted to college next semester. It's really not hard. Filing FAFSA is a bit of a pain when you're underage, but if anything, having foster parents means your guardians' tax returns are already in the system - it'd probably get your federal student aid processed faster, not slower. Between that and the fact that I know people who have done 4 year degrees in 3, either through taking 21 credits a semester or taking summer courses, I have to wonder how you think education works - are you under the impression that you have to be a certain age to do something or certain lengths are mandatory? Because we don't go off of a timing based system in the US, actually. We go by credit earned in college and 4 years of high school is not compulsory under US law. (And thank God for that, because high school was boring as shit.)

You're missing the point. Those idiots don't care about children at all. They only care about controlling women's sexuality.

I'm subscribed to a few rescues that support "alternative methods" of saving pets. Sometimes you gotta cut a few holes in a fence 🤷🏻‍♀️

Is it technically illegal? Yes. Have I done it? Also yes. Some puppers urgently need liberated from deplorable conditions.

Yeah, where was the ASPCA in that story? Why did the cops not charge the original owner with animal cruelty (Which is at the very least a misdemeanor in most states)? That was a clear cut case of a rescue, not a theft.

I wonder if the person had been trying to "train" the dog to be a "guard dog" by making it hate people due to all the abuse I assume he was heaping onto the poor pup.

you are a hero and I want you to know that!

I did the same when I worked in a bakery, I wasnt going to let all that food go to waste, so I donated it to a breadline secretly. The boss was never there, so I didnt get caught.

Thank you on behalf of all of the animals y'all helped.

Bless you!

@@janemiettinen5176oh god yeah, the amount of waste bakeries create is ridiculous! My brother currently works at one, and they’re not allowed to take anything with them at the end of the day, but most of the employees do it anyway. He always packs up as much as he can carry, and hands it out to any homeless people he sees on his way home. I just don’t understand that policy at all. There are literally so many people who could benefit from the leftover food, and they just have to throw it away?? 🤨

As a non-Jewish person, I look forward to the Hamentaschen 😅

Ikr? :D Purim is so fcking awesome! xD

for my family we really only do celebration of the major holidays, we are more casual about it and got hard once my great grandma passed in 2020

Honestly, that sounds amazing

That does sound pretty awesome lol

I have mild adhd and was a very good student, but I was always the last to finish speed spelling, and times tables competitions. I’d have to finish some of my tests at lunch after everyone else finished early. I felt such embarrassment and humiliation. But my brother has way more severe add and dysgraphia, if that’s how I felt, how awful must it have been for him, even after his diagnosis.

@@anneanonymous4202 I wasn't a bad student in most subjects. I just had a hard time with math and maps really- but I was seen as a bad student because I was "slow". I'm just happy I got my diagnosis and medication when I did! It has done wonders! And it's so nice to hear people who's had similar experiences. Or well "nice". Still wouldn't want that feeling upon anyone

@@spooooket I was genuinely an amazing student in class, so nobody saw a problem or could understand why I just could not do homework. I could not get organised to remember what I was supposed to do, or by what day, and if I did I could not organise myself to know how to allocate my time to not end up scrabbling to finish at 4am on something due in at 9am. Called all the usual by parents and teachers - lazy, stupid, disinterested etc. Didn't get diagnosed with ADHD till 34. Man, how I wish one person had looked beyond my classroom smarts and undisrutiveness, it sucks how the ability to manage in one setting makes people lack understanding when you struggle in another.

SAME SAME I HAVE DYSCALCULIA TOO AND ADHD I can't walk outside without Google maps hihi

@@glittergarterz69 the system is just awful. I'm glad you managed to get diagnosed even if it was late!

So wholesome 🥹

Aww. She obviously appreciates it. I’ve had rescue dogs my whole life, and bc they’ve been through rough times, they seem to appreciate any kindness extra. Also, I’ve seen animals that get dumped in the “nice” part of town. In my experience, people don’t take them in, they call animal control- _especially_ in the nice part of town.

how does this only have 134 likes people LIKE IT

Saw a documentary on them but also saw it posted here as well

@@fionafiona1146 They did something similar in France as well. The wined them, dined them and then sliced their throats in an opportune moment. But then again, the biblical story of Ruth is way older and just the same. She seduced the head of an invading army and then chopped his head of, dumped his head in front of the people that wanted to surrender cause they hoped God would help them... Ruth did not agree with them.

I love how many comments are bringing them up

IRL Traptrix! O_o

Yup. There were even "freedom fighters" who took lessons in seduction and coloured their hair blonde, so that they could either lure the soldiers into a secluded area and kill them or hope to seduce some high ranking officer who'd then let some info slip during pillow talk or simply by saying when they could and couldn't meet up etc.

Seduction has been a tool of war for a very long time, it just evolves as our technology does, too. And that is awesome. The sexy assassin trope exists because it was actually a thing that was done.

Siren vibes

It's a funny 'story' for sure :D

Stand with a key in your hand,and see if he dares to drive on into you😆

"Me neither, let's find out" I fucking love that 😂😂😂

@@Queen_Angelcakes1803 I was over worked,over caffeinated, and had the unyielding audacity of an 18 y/o. I had zero self preservation 🤣

@@piratetoast53 still a legend in my eyes 😎

Truth

All about controlling women - there are a very few people who claim to help, but a lot of people still ignore and even reject the reality that pregnancy is risky and sometimes even very much wanted ones need to be ended for the mother’s safety. It’s not taken lightly and someone not wanting the responsibility of a child isn’t simple frivolity.

I know 8 families that have adopted children and one more that is in the middle of the long application process. Just wondering how you would continue the conversation if you happened across one of them one day and they answer "Yes."

​@@snowangelnc it would be rare to find someone who could adopt 3000 kids or at least provide funds to ensure the mothers who were forced to carry to term will be provided Healthcare, safe homes and food for the next 18 months.

@@snowangelnc Then ask them "Are you also going to adopt all those of the women here that you don't want to let abort?" It's easy to demand of someone to make a decision that will impact their whole life like having a baby, when you are not the one bearing the consequences.

Doing the lord's work

Doooo it 😂

Bible thump the thumpers, bring them to task for the evil they do behind the shield of their "beliefs."

​@@draconicfeline6177I've tried doing this with my religious friend to point out his hypocrisy. It doesn't work. You're always "interpreting it wrong", no matter how directly your point is stated.

@@hmnhntrThat's where I tell them "Fun fact: your God killed more people for stupid reasons than the literal Devil."

Ironically I have a similar story. One of my neighbors got a dog for their son, but they didn't know how to train her or anything, and not long after, started caging her outside. I'd of course started teaching the dog basic commands and she literally was way smarter than the lady gave her credit for. Ended up there was a pretty bad thunderstorm out one day and said dog was outside attached to the cage with a leash and dragging it around. Now, of course I know that lightning+metal=dead dog, so when the family had left for several hours to go to eat out, I decided I'd had enough. Went out there and brought the dog into my own house and called animal control. Even got the dog to learn sit, stay, and heel while she was inside and waiting. Animal control came and picked her up, and later the family came back and thought the dog had run away. I caught a post at the animal shelter she'd been taken to a while later talking about this wonderfully smart and well-behaved dog they had there and I was glad to see she'd gotten numerous applications from people who read the post and wanted her. Glad to know that Suki went to a good home and hope she has a wonderful life!

What a lovely story ☺

Your Mother In Law: "You're too attached to that cat." Also your Mother In Law: "I met him once and I've decided to adopt him for life."

Why would you feel bad about people who starved and abused their cat?

@@Serai3 I don't feel bad about their mom (owner) that was responsible for it, but the daughter might have had some emotional attachment to the cat, regardless if the mom was a sh*tt* caretaker.

I mean, if you're a person of sound mind and body, why wouldn't you have that face given that situation?

​@@44R0Ndinpunching nazis _is_ praxis...

“WITH PANTS ON…” XD

@@Ramsey276one Pants on, pants off, doesn't matter, got places to be and fascists to beat.

Oh my gosh, I live in a university town and the whole town is menaced by bad drivers trying to get out of town quickly. There will be huge lines and they don’t always pay attention to street lights. Like the car in front of me is going so I must be able to go. I have to use a walker, and it’s not a good thing

(bee movie intensifies)

SHE HAS SELECTED THE BEES

beesexual

hi, as an israeli i KNOW what you’re talking about- first of all, israelis literally cant pronounce the soft “i”. igloo becomes “eegloo”, bisexual become “beesexual”, etc. second of all, in hebrew, “bisexual” is called ״ביסקסואל״, which is literally pronounced “bee-sex-zu-al”. so you can see where the misunderstanding comes from lmao

Shes like that girl in the bee movie who got really horny for "you like jazz?" man

I hope people add a beret and paintbrush to the figure

Then there is my university, according to legend when they first built the campus they did not put down sidewalks and waited to see what paths students took. Then built sidewalks were the grass got worn down. By observing the current sidewalks, I honestly think it was a bit of both pre building some sidewalks then adding new ones when students would take shortcuts through the grass.

That's simultaneously awesome and disturbing

Oh, if you remember then pleasee tell me! It sounds like a great book

@@ashtheangel2207 As some wise man once said 'all's fair in love and war'. They knew what they were in for, and nobody forced them to do it.

@@bobmorgan1575 I know,but still disturbing

@@L_emonaderose If its the same one I read, its "Seducing and Killing Nazis: Hannie, Truus and Freddie: Dutch Resistance Heroines of WWII" by Sophie Poldermans. Incredible story, highly recommend.

I once had to cross the road to get to the bus, there was a crosswalk, but the cars keep coming full speed as if they could not see us. The elder next to me had enough, told us to follow her, and extanded her cane in front of her. The cars had no choice but to let us pass if they diden't want to scrap their car paint.

When I was in school I was part of an elderly care project (all students had to be in a social project, and we went to the middle of nowhere once every week to entertain them and check on their health, we did dancing, fun games, muscle pain relief exercises, calligraphy and many other things!) and one time at the end they were waiting to cross the street (that was more like a small highway actually) to get to the bus stop and the cars weren't stopping even though there was clearly about a dozen senior citizens waiting for them to do so, so we said fuck it and stood in the middle of the road holding hands stopping traffic until the last one of them was at the bus stop, and making mocking faces at the people that were impatiently honking at us, it felt great!! (we didn't need to get to the bus stop, the school provided a bus for us).

Odd Bunch fruits and veggies, love those things because without that the farmers have to throw all that stuff away and the price difference is enough to make it worth buying. Nothing wrong with something that doesn't "look perfect", it still tastes the same and most of it is stuff that will get cut up and cooked anyway.

From what I understand, "unsellable" crops generally don't go COMPLETELY to waste. They're usually composted, so you can use them for growing more food. Whether that's better or worse than selling it all, I don't know.

The Nazi Party wrote a letter to him once asking him if he was Jewish or Aryan. He then proceeded to say he wished he was Jewish, and did a deep-dive into how the actual origins of the Aryan race and the term Aryan were in India, meaning that he was not Aryan, a thing he lamented. Bro brought out archaeo-linguistics just to go, "No, I'm not Aryan. Are you?" out of sheer spite. A legend.

Reminds me of how my sister got her dog. She's a paramedic and she was called to an OD and, after reviving the patient, tried to convince her to stop doing heroin, at least for her neglected dog's sake. The patient said that if my sister cared so much about the dog, why not just take it- and so my sister did. That's how she and her husband got Hazel, named after the street name for heroin.

@@loppydoodle726 dunno what the Addict expected there but I wish I could've seen their face when she did. XD

The dog my family had up until I was about 12 was a husky/st bernard mix that had belonged to someone down the street from them from before I was born. The people moved. The dog didn't. When animal control picked him up and they realized what had happened, they went straight down there and got him back out. His name was Smokey and at 80lbs, he thought he was a lap dog. 🤣

My aunt lived next to an elderly person who neglected their chihuahua, but not horribly. Then they died. Their kids went to take care of things but didn’t go near the dog. Pat went over, unchained the dog, left chain in a neat “a human did this” spiral. Like 2, 3 days later someone came to inquire. Pat told them it was her dog now and closed the door. Yeah, if you get out of the hospital and the chain Pupper was on is spiraled a human has her. Be very obviously at home those winter days they might keep it

OMG that's so wholesome!!! My dog Andre is a Ridgeback mix and he was abandoned by his previous owner in a dog park.

Valid! I think I came back to the channel a few months ago, and Cliccy is great at brightening my day.

I've been watching him since mid-2020 while he was still in the closet and his content used to be more dark humor He's been one of my comfort RU-vidrs since

I watched him the first time about late-2021

This is a little late but, Welcome to the chaos, you can never leave now lol

I know I only found his channel recently, but it feels like I've been here forever. It's weird.

Because they were thinking with their little head instead of the big one.

Low morale, terrible opsec, and reportedly low discipline.

@@guywholikesplanes In other words the average Russian infantryman.

@@bobmorgan1575 Fair enough

@@bobmorgan1575 i guess that does sound about right

Japanese bus drivers on strike have done something similar in recent times where they keep to their schedules and routes but won't accept payment in the tills from passengers. Really great way to put the middle finger up to the bosses while not inconveniencing average people who need the transportation.

If adults need instructions for how to wash, who's to say they understand how to correctly poo? Thanks for sharing the chaotic awesomeness!

Why list just fake numbers for those services though? I actually could use the services of a good witch and I could use more clients as an emotional support philosopher.

@@OmniLiquid Meh, he probably used the phone numbers we get in the mails from various self proclaimed psychics. Maybe they're legit, we wouldn't know XD

@@asilnorahc8910 If you get mail from multiple psychics, maybe they're real and you DO need to see them lol. Seriously never have gotten directly mailed ads for psychics, although I do remember there being a business card for something to do with bees and weed which is probably about the same.

@@Ghost-ql6tn They must've known dad would spread their contact numbers at work for a joke, so they got to whom needed them. A bit circumvoluted a method to reach out to one of dad's colleague, but well, psychics be like that XD

It's really heartbreaking.

Homelessness is a very complex issue. There is no one silver bullet that will get rid of it. Many of the contributing factors, such as lack of affordable housing, lack of funding for mental health, lack of safe places for people addicted to illegal substances, etc are all social programs that are apparently political suicide to champion. So instead, politicians "make the problem go away" by criminalizing homelessness and using hostile architecture. Its a cruel irony that by criminalizing homelessness, they make it that much harder for people to escape it. Nothing helps get you into a home like crippling debt! Edit: One other thing I forgot to mention is many cities also have programs to bus the homeless to other cities.

@@randomstuff-qu7sh There is the fairly obvious solution of just giving people homes, but a lot of people would rather leave homes vacant than let them be used by those that can't "afford" them. As you said about other good programs we need, suggesting it is apparently political suicide.

@@OmniLiquid Its an obvious solution, but hard to make it happen. In the US, helping average people instead of businesses seems almost taboo. PPP loans and loan forgiveness were no problem, but Student Debt Forgiveness gets blocked by the courts. That makes any government program to give homes to the homeless fairly unlikely without some significant changes. That said, another force that blocks affordable housing is the NIMBY effect. People know its needed, but don't want it anywhere near them because it may damage their property values and because they fear that bringing poor and/or homeless people into their neighborhoods will increase crime.

Yeah, its seriously mesed up. I remember one subway got rid of benches and put in "leaning bars" to "dissuade" homeless. On one hand its sad that most of the outrage they got was people upset at their inconvenience. On the other hand a bunch of disability advocates spoke out (a group that also doesnt get the best publicity or thought and definitely weren't considered when this was implemented) as well as senior/aging advocates (who have alot more influence especially in conservative political circles) helping to draw attention and awareness to what was happening.

Well, the problem is if you're actually too poor to afford much. I want to travel to at least Yellowstone National Park, but it's expensive. Note, I can't drive there, I'm European.

@@iclynnx well, if you can't do the thing before you commit, then you can't commit. Just extends the deadline (pun intended) ^^

No but seriously, I went through a very severe depressive episode last year and was seriously ready to go quietly into that long dark night. I knew it was bad because I wasn't even hysterical or dramatic ian thinking about it, just totally calm and logical. But I had a few book ideas I'd been drafting forcafew years that I'd not given the time to sit down and actually write as I saw it as a bit of a self indulgent waste of time where I could be doing something more adulty and productive. Well, I'm still here, a couple of dozen thousand words into the prose, and have a couple of publishers potentially interested. All because I made a deal with myself that I had nothing to lose so why not take the time to see them stories I'd imagined be brought to life on paper before leaving the mortal coil.

Did somebody report her? That's got to be a violation of at least one FDA guidline!

In THIS specific sub-reddit, reddit has quite a lot of entitled people

Just because its your job dosnt mean its an OK thing to do.

@@thealchemistking4063 And it's not worth it to risk your entire livelihood over something just because it's “not an OK thing to do”

​@@slightlyevilsloth Please don't advocate for the Nuremberg defense. Instead, we should normalize the idea that it absolutely is worth risking your livelihood to avoid doing things that are not ok to do, so that companies/governments that try to get their employees/citizens to act unethically are unable to. The more people think this way and the more people support each other, the harder it is for people's livelihoods to be put at risk for "not following orders".

@@slightlyevilsloth Id rather die without a cent to my name than do something to actively harm another.

i wanna watch that, what video is it?

Ah, a fellow wendigoon fan

@@peachpich7359 search "wendigoon conspiracy theory iceberg", it's great

Based wendigoon enjoyer

Chad wendigoon watcher

And per Click's question, this story is absolutely real. She brought the bees to stop the cops enforcing an eviction notice on a man fighting off said eviction, according to Reuters.

I almost got hit by a car in a crosswalk at single digits, too. My mom had been walking me home from school, and yanked me back by either my shirt or bookbag just as I was about to step into the crosswalk, as a silver car raced out of the school zone. Genuinely raced out of it- we were just passed the sign and it was a 20 mph zone, and this guy was passed so quick I hardly had time to process what had happened

Only in the US… In Europe, they stop on a dime for you even if you only think about crossing I once stopped for a pedestrian in Virginia and all of a sudden a car comes screaming around me on the right in a turn lane. I leaned on the horn because I thought he was about to run over the poor girl who was still in the crosswalk directly in front of him. He rolled down his window and cursed me out for “almost causing an accident,” before pulling in front of me from the right turn lane and zooming off at top speed. He had been about 3 cars behind me, I’m not sure how him driving too fast and too close to be able to stop safely was my fault. At the next stop light, I came up beside him and just kept repeating “There was a pedestrian” over and over while he screamed obscenities at me. I still am unsure if he ever realized the pedestrian was there.

@@heatherduke7703 as someone whose sister got run over by a car while crossing the street living in europe i dont know if i agree with the above statement. (shes fine tho!) cars give me anxiety and i stay at the crosswalk until they have mostly come to a full stop before i even attempt to cross. bad and greedy drivers live everywhere im afraid :(

I suppose it depends on the city in Europe. In Paris, I slow down purposefully whenever a car honks at me for crossing in front of them. In other parts of France, I smile, wave and thank the drivers who usually, inevitably, slow down and let me cross.

When I cycle and need to cross the road, I get off my bike and walk across the crosswalk. The best of both worlds :)

I kinda feel bad for standing at a crosswalk and waiting til I'm sure car will stop. Cuz they always do But I kinda do like living so I keep doing it anyways

Make your own! 🥳 That little Clip feature is pretty easy to use and then you can share the mocktail cabal with whoever needs it.

Shoot it’s just a god life hack! I always want one more round on a good night out and it’s always the death of me the next day but ending on a mock tail and water is the perfect Compromise!

Oh, that's part of the story of Queen Esther! I remember learning about it in sunday school.

Ive found my new worchestershire. Seriously though, as an uncultured murican, how the hell is that pronounced-

No actually, that’s not true. Hamontoshen are filled with mon- poppy seed jam. Their name literally means poppy pockets. But it’s funny to think of Haman as a triangle man lmao

THE BAD GUY WAS HAMAN AND THE KING IS KING XERXES AND THEN WE GOT MY BOI MORDECAI YAAAASS! But I don’t think it’s because Mordecai was the best in the city. Though I guess saving the king’s life and being the cousin of his wife _can_ *make* you the best person in the city…

@@nothingboie7329 Just wait 'till you read the name of Esther's husband, the king: Ahasuerus. By the way, it's pronounced HAH-mehn-tah-shehn

O M G XD

thats great‼️

I'm going to join you with my Master thesis. Writing it for pure revenge at this point.

I honestly watch Click every Friday because he's so good at ending the week with making me laugh and smile 😊

It's been a long week for sure. Hope your weekend is amazing!

I’ll be your friend! Aw, hell, that’s creepy because it’s online, isn’t it…

Hey, you'll do fine in the long run. I used to be an outcast too, but life doesn't remain that way. Trust me, life gets better.

@@83gemm i trust people waaay too much for my own good, so no i dont find it creepy, although im not really active on anything besides steam, yet

Just wanted to say that I've until recently only ever had one real friend and even that friend I only got recently. I've struggled a lot with keeping and developing friendships too. And just because others treat you like you are worth less does not mean you are. I wish you all the best and I'm sorry for you losing your friend. I know that feeling far too well.

My grandpa had adopted a dog called beast because his owner was away and left beast in the rain.

It's giving me the opposite effect knowing that our lives are being controlled by big shitty corporations or the government and we can't really do much about it, yes, we can protest and let them know our opinion once in a while, but that'll literally change nothing

@@RGC_animation Yes, the big shitty corporations have us in a kind of societal prison and it may look like we're just carving funny pictures in the walls with our spoons. But every scratch makes the walls just a little bit weaker...

@OmniLiquid Eh, by the time we make any significant damage they'll just patch the wall again and undo all of the efforts.

She went into the afterlife with grace, poise, and laughter as the guards who joined her in death were sent screaming into hell.

Me too! At some point I just decided: "Oh well, just take the compliment!" And it's been a very wonderful mood lifter ever since :D

i think u smell nice too

Your pfp is amazing, and so is your username.

@@skullphantom705 I agree

@@skullphantom705 aw thank you

Germany had made a law last september thats forbid stores and monuments to be lighted after 22:00, thats included store signs and show cases. Ligths for sercurity reason are excluded. The only downside its currently only temporary for 6 months.

@@ShadoWolf84 does this include if the store is still open? Or are all stores closed by 22:00 in Germany? Cause there's quite a few stores near me open till midnight or even open 24/7.

@@waffles3629 I mean honestly there are very little reasons for any stores to be open past 22:00, your groceries can wait for the next day, not eating fast food tonight won't kill you, and opening stores past 22:00 when everyone is asleep wastes electricity and wastes the time of one or more workers who could've been sleeping.

@@waffles3629 sort of. It's a little weird. In some cities, pretty major ones for the region even, stores close at 8pm and only open at 9:30am. It always sucked. Even in a small town like the one i live in stores stay open from 8am to 9pm. On the other side of the same town however, they close at 8pm. Basically: they do what they want and it gets a little irritating even though i grew up and live here for 20+ years now

@@ShadoWolf84 did we? I mean, maybe it was a regional thing. Every "state" (for lack of a better word i can think of at 5am) could probably do this however they wanted. I think some stores around here decided to do this themselves, but a lot certainly didnt where i live

I had to look up what Soldiers of Odin was and that’s fucking incredible.

@@-alovelygaycat- Yeah, it was, and is quite stupid. I got a glimpse of how it was formed when an old acquaintance asked if i wanted to join... which was quite amazing question to ask if you knew who i am as a person.. This acquaintance was in a MC club and SOD hired them, career criminals to fill in the ranks. So much for "neighborhood patrol" that we were suppose to feel safe with. They are all criminals and neo-nazis, and some of them are just hired guns. They are mostly defunct now, a lot of that is because of Loldiers of Odin who took the risk to ridicule them.. It is very difficult to look like you are bad ass when bunch of female clowns follow you around, and you can't exactly do anything about it either.

Oh my I totally forgot about that. Thanks for reminding me, had a good laugh 😄

'Loldiers of Odin' I love it! Edit: watched the Loldiers in action on RU-vid, couldn't stop laughing for ten minutes!

@@squidcaps4308 sounds typical for immature females to socially attack a group of males trying to solve an actual problem. So brave when you have a law made and enforced by men to hide behind...

yo can I have a copy of that

@@Green24152 I'm not sure if there are any copies available, Buckland's Complete Book of Witchcraft is a very old book. So old, in fact, that the pages on ours have yellowed. I also read it a bit myself recently: turns out it not only covers history, but how to BECOME a witch yourself, rituals, how to make your own tools and altar, how to join/make a coven, writing, etc. Literally *everything* you'd need/want to know about witchcraft. Very cool book, 10/10, would read again.

@@asimplepotato3899 tell us the witch thing please i need it for reasons

@@Otterfrosti I can start off by telling you the golden rule of witchcraft: "An' it harm none, do as thou wilt." Literally means "If it doesn't harm anyone, do it." I'd list what page it was mentioned on if I remembered it, but I can check once I get home. Edit: Found the page. Page 9, Lesson 1 (The History and Philosophy of Witchcraft) "The main tenet of Witchcraft, the Wiccan Rede, is: "An' it harm none, do what thou wilt." Do what you will...but don't do anything that will harm another. It's as simple as that."

Great idea in theory with the last line, but in practice it would mean that concepts like adultery, taking credit for other people's work, embezzling money from the business, pretending to have a degree for a field where inexperience could cause catastrophic harm, taking shortcuts on a project that have a high risk of harm because the harm won't happen to you (think of all the half assed electrical work that people find when they renovate a home, that could have killed them at any time), faking the reports for how safe a product is (asbestos go brrrrrt,) etc. It may be more accurate to say that while cheating definitely exists as a concept, cheating *isn't always a truly bad thing,* as long as it isn't hurting anyone.

@@alchemysaga3745 Thanks for correcting the holes in my previous statement. Much appreciated :3

Gonna be honest, that was pretty funny

Good joke, I think you'll be a great failure (affectionate) with those puns! Good stuff right there!

Such a shame, the guy was just trying to exorcise his right to freedom of religion.....

Made me giggle, thank you lol

Hah! You got me. All it took was seeing "Florida" and I absolutely believed it was real 🥲

yes but with nobody to enforce the rules, whether agreed upon or not, chaos is bound to ensue sooner or later

@@molls127 The community itself enforces the rules.

@@Dogwolf12 inevitably someone is gonna get appointed, or fall into the role, of enforcer

Without rulers, how will we measure anything?

@@Dogwolf12 "the community" couldn't find its arse with a map and team of sherpa

My heros

I heard about them!! They're amazing!

What the hell??😡Why would they do that??

@@sarahblack9333 Because people are evil and vindictive. ☹️

@sarahblack9333 it was a large pitbull and had aggression issues with strangers - people and dogs. It was ordered to be euthanized by court only after multiple bite incidents. When you love your dog, you don't 'break it out of death row' - you start giving it proper training after the first signs of aggression. The woman had plenty time for that but didn't.

@@miriam3848 oh. 😞 I knew it felt I was missing part of the story. 😢😮‍💨

Bring a clipboard, vials, labels, a camera, and a few friends in the same garb. Makes it more believable. And if anyone asks, say you can't disclose what you're testing for due to 'concerns about causing a panic'. If you wanna kick it up another notch, bring some 'field testing' equipment, too, such as plant-based dyes (to look like reagents), dyed sugar (again, reagent), beakers (to be combined with the next), and a Bunsen burner. For a fancier show, look into the ways various, harmless, household substances react with each other; baking soda, lemon juice, vinegar, that sort of thing.

Combat horrendous evil by making the forces of good equally as vicious, like angels delivering holy wrath. If violence or force is the only language they speak, then we'll be speaking it to them loud and clear. Make the evil afraid of you. Edit: Lmao why do I become a doomsday prophet when I have a headache