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r/Choosingbeggars BUY MY THONG FOR $1000! 

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@rSlash
@rSlash 3 года назад
Only $1,000 for 1 used thong? Can I buy multiple?!
@Wood0206
@Wood0206 3 года назад
Yes! How many do you want?
@gcjd3304
@gcjd3304 3 года назад
Yes
@GoldenSaddle
@GoldenSaddle 3 года назад
1. Simp 2. No Nut November
@きれい_響雅
@きれい_響雅 3 года назад
Another kidney
@Wood0206
@Wood0206 3 года назад
@@cormac206 oh no
@kninenights
@kninenights 3 года назад
“At least *I* have a fridge!” OP used Freezer-Burn. It’s super effective!
@jadedpython
@jadedpython 3 года назад
The funny thing is, there is a pokemon move called Ice Burn.
@walmartcloud5658
@walmartcloud5658 3 года назад
I thought of Dragon Ball z abridged
@kfox773
@kfox773 3 года назад
Literally also (coincidentally/ironically) an unintentional reference to the name of one of the main characters in the anime/manga "BNHA/My Hero Academia". Shouto(spelling?) Todoroki. His name is a tongue-and-cheek nod to his powers/quirk. "Freeze-Burn", "Icey-Fire", "Frost-Burn" are some examples of pretty much what his name roughly translates to. A perfect, (if also a little bitter-sweet) fit for him, considering how he got the massive burn scar that covers around half his face. He possesses for lack of a better term, ... a "duel quirk". Freaky thing about ice - *it is possible* to get burned from/by frost, snow and ice. It's called "freezer burn" and it can potentially be just as dangerous, if not *more so* than a regular burn from a fire, flame, or scalding hot metal.
@arandomguy517
@arandomguy517 3 года назад
If your fridge does that then you should get another one
@davepedersen2115
@davepedersen2115 3 года назад
That's a burn about a burn... that's a second degree burn😂🤣😂🤣
@djmanat1775
@djmanat1775 3 года назад
That teen calling the SIL's boyfriend "Cautionary Tale" had me in stitches. Mistress of Sass!
@m0L3ify
@m0L3ify 3 года назад
I was dying! My ex was the same way and oh my god I'm using "Cautionary Tale" for the rest of my life! ded! 💀😆
@TomDarkwulf87
@TomDarkwulf87 3 года назад
Yeah I actually audibly laughed at that
@The-Secret-Door
@The-Secret-Door 3 года назад
That busted me up too, hahaha
@AlexThomson1000
@AlexThomson1000 3 года назад
When the guy says "it isn't HIS internet" then I guess he would have no problems with OP changing the password and not telling him because y'know, it isn't HIS internet
@christie2271
@christie2271 3 года назад
Oooh. That would be a GREAT idea!
@ilikelobsters.2376
@ilikelobsters.2376 3 года назад
Exactly my thought
@bleachfanbk
@bleachfanbk 3 года назад
That would be hilarious, hope they record his reaction
@joannaananicz2797
@joannaananicz2797 3 года назад
Omg youre a fenius
@CoopBurrito
@CoopBurrito 3 года назад
CB: *claims to be communist* "I will always put money before people!" Yeah. "Communist"...
@takitachibana1267
@takitachibana1267 3 года назад
Comrade Stalin turn into his grave of shame of that CB.
@ashvanthkumarsaravanan3155
@ashvanthkumarsaravanan3155 3 года назад
I was exactly thinking the same
@Concerned_Custodian
@Concerned_Custodian 3 года назад
...
@Schweighsr
@Schweighsr 3 года назад
He is a "communist" in the sense that he wants to own the stuff that *YOU* pay for.
@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber 3 года назад
No no, he wants YOU to be a communist. He gets to be the capitalist in the relationship. You saw the part where he wants a prenup saying he gets everything.
@sardsvib
@sardsvib 3 года назад
I have a feeling that the guy who posted his "requirements for a girlfriend" didn't *accidentally* miss so many numbers.
@sardsvib
@sardsvib 3 года назад
@SAMUEL_LEE WILKIN he can't count
@kfox773
@kfox773 3 года назад
@@sardsvib - Lol, could be. But, my guess is; he might have only decided against posting the "requirements" for those numbers, and/or "accidentally" forgot to edit the numbers again accordingly. Again, ... that's just my theory, lol.
@SnowySnivy
@SnowySnivy 3 года назад
​@@kfox773 That's what I was thinking, too. He probably put a lot more openly misogynistic or potentially even racist "requirements" (you know the kinds "I don't like colored people, but I'm willing to make an exception for latinas," etc.), realized that outright saying them would be too much, even for him, and subsequently removed them
@kfox773
@kfox773 3 года назад
@@SnowySnivy - Oh, without a doubt! Not to mention the whole "must not talk back/do whatever I say" B.S. Hoo, that would not go over if it was me. And, I'll be frank with you; I may look weak, tiny, and short but that doesn't mean that I can't put up a fight, or curse the ever living stuffing out of him, for that matter (word of advice: Never piss off a Scorpio.) Just because their zodiac sign happens to be connected with water, doesn't mean that we can't/won't turn into a spitfire with the change of the tides. We're not someone who goes down without a fight. Let alone, willingly or quietly.
@Collinthegiant
@Collinthegiant 3 года назад
Some were missing. I accidentally cut out 8 though which was "vibes aren't real." though.
@Pereirasama
@Pereirasama 3 года назад
"Who would pay 225 dollars on a cooler" It retails new for over 360, so depends on the state of conservation.
@martinapodaca4576
@martinapodaca4576 3 года назад
Lol I chuckled when he said that. I guess he hadn't heard of Yetis lol
@fork4207
@fork4207 3 года назад
Yeah yeti coolers are expensive so 225 dollars is actually a good deal
@LadyAdakStillStands
@LadyAdakStillStands 3 года назад
I inherited one. Thanks for the info!
@zerobolt9506
@zerobolt9506 3 года назад
@@fork4207 I got a yeti cooler free at work cause I won some kind of raffle, no told me until a month later if I didn't take it that day it would have gone to someone else, I've been using it as a mini fridge. Freezed a bunch of bottles of water and just drink them when they start to thaw out.
@TheSpookybat
@TheSpookybat 3 года назад
I was looking for this comment. My first reaction was "but it's a yeti cooler..." lol
@dracko158
@dracko158 3 года назад
CB: "Girl, atleast I don't have to draw in my eyebrows, like tf." OP: "At least I have a fridge." *OOF SIZE: LARGE*
@ReigoVassal
@ReigoVassal 3 года назад
That's really Cold (Pun intended)
@jamesnorman9160
@jamesnorman9160 3 года назад
...well, a freezer burn is still a burn, right?
@LadyDragon11135
@LadyDragon11135 3 года назад
I LOOOOOVEEE when you do the "yelling from the distance" impression
@yourlocalfestivefurry354
@yourlocalfestivefurry354 3 года назад
"i have anger issues but im hard to piss off" but...anger issues are when you get angry really fast
@basketrecords6378
@basketrecords6378 3 года назад
I can explain this, I'm like this personally. Anger issues never go away. I've had anger issues since I was little but I can control it more as I've grown. So while I get angry from little things fast, I can control it and not show it. I'm pretty sure that what is meant
@JackAnthony19
@JackAnthony19 3 года назад
@@basketrecords6378 Let's hope so
@catkin567
@catkin567 3 года назад
Or maybe he meant, he doesn't get angry easily, but when he does, then oh boy is he angry!
@yourlocalfestivefurry354
@yourlocalfestivefurry354 3 года назад
@@catkin567 ok but he is wrong just saying that
@yourlocalfestivefurry354
@yourlocalfestivefurry354 3 года назад
@@basketrecords6378 very similar but i just suddenly go off and look like an ass at some point because someone did something mildly inconvient
@brandi5126
@brandi5126 3 года назад
“Kiss stain” signature is cringe af and “mailing wedding thong” is just trashy.
@billkellyhornswoggletheGreat
@billkellyhornswoggletheGreat 3 года назад
Hahahahahahahahahah!!!! Smell it!!!! (shudders) Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..................
@exploderwrestlingpodcast2721
@exploderwrestlingpodcast2721 3 года назад
That wedding letter alone, I would have sent them a dollar and included a note telling them it's the cost to never speak to them again.
@einienj3281
@einienj3281 3 года назад
I would have sent them 10€ for them to forget I exist.. 🙈🙏🏻😄
@chaosreaver3597
@chaosreaver3597 3 года назад
I could do much worse. In my country it perfectly legal to mail someone a box of live bees...
@strikeforce1500
@strikeforce1500 3 года назад
"his uses boyfriend takes too seriously the quarantine, and doesn't leave his room with the gaming PC" .. sure.. quarantine...
@poison1vy
@poison1vy 3 года назад
My bf and I do this all the time. 😏🎮🙄 not just in quarantine.
@ODST626
@ODST626 3 года назад
@@poison1vy goals. When I get my own place (currently single or id have said we/our) I want to make 1 of the rooms the gaming room.
@lafan999
@lafan999 3 года назад
@@ODST626 and if there's only one room, well, you can probably sleep on a gaming chair. Instant pots work for most cooking appliances.
@ODST626
@ODST626 3 года назад
@@lafan999 i mean... the gaming room is rank 5 on my priority list. 1. Master bedroom/panic room 2. Bathroom 3. Not safe for youtube room XD 4. kitchen So if its just 1 room aka a studio apartment then I'll pass on a dedicated gaming room. Maybe a gaming corner tho.
@Moni-ob7xi
@Moni-ob7xi 3 года назад
@@ODST626 is 3 a s*x dungeon?
@angelshardz
@angelshardz 3 года назад
I love when rslash sees something and breaks character, it's hilarious
@lilianapruitt155
@lilianapruitt155 3 года назад
Loved the bakers comment at the end, she trusts and believes in HER work.. she KNOWS and STANDS by her delicious creations and knows her value. Good for her 👏👏
@bo6716
@bo6716 3 года назад
“If you can afford weed you can afford faster internet” facts 😂
@Anbdhsuw
@Anbdhsuw 3 года назад
Tru I can afford internet
@notscythe3488
@notscythe3488 3 года назад
@@Anbdhsuw sure you didn’t spend all your money on weed you addict?
@notscythe3488
@notscythe3488 3 года назад
@@Anbdhsuw you need to go to a doctor
@notscythe3488
@notscythe3488 3 года назад
@@Anbdhsuw the number 1 way to get rid of an addiction is acknowledging it
@notscythe3488
@notscythe3488 3 года назад
@@Anbdhsuw this is very serious
@danmoar94
@danmoar94 3 года назад
"I'm extremely progressive, but I also believe my woman is subservient to me" lolwot
@dalayneejo
@dalayneejo 3 года назад
when i was 14, i was paid $15 a day to watch a CAT. that lady is literally offering less than a 14 year old was paid to watch a cat.
@NicholeParker
@NicholeParker 3 года назад
I think the lady misunderstood. I used to babysit and I think $10 an HOUR was the going rate. Not per day.
@dalayneejo
@dalayneejo 3 года назад
@@NicholeParker true. but nowadays, i think even $10/hr is a bit on the low side for a babysitter.
@kfox773
@kfox773 3 года назад
Please correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that also less than minimum wage?
@NinjaFlibble
@NinjaFlibble 3 года назад
and the cat's less work XD Times we needed someone to watch our cats, it was "pop in every 2-3 days and make sure they have food and water. We'll deal with the litterboxes when we get home. Here's instructions for this one cat's medication."
@dalayneejo
@dalayneejo 3 года назад
@@kfox773 in most places yeah. here in WA, minimum wage is $13.50/hr
@itsybitsybosmer
@itsybitsybosmer 3 года назад
"Pay for our wedding so we can go barhopping, swinging, and touring around Europe." In the middle of a pandemic. With travel bans in place. And Covid cases on the rise. My brain just broke. [Edit: It's the Sisterhood of the Traveling Thong!]
@gerrard1144
@gerrard1144 3 года назад
Dude... Uncool...
@CaelenSawyers
@CaelenSawyers 3 года назад
They straight up are asking for 20K+ to get married to then go have sex with others in Europe lol
@cranberrybe
@cranberrybe 3 года назад
as far as i know they won't be getting to Europe anytime soon ...
@AlexThomson1000
@AlexThomson1000 3 года назад
I'm in Europe and all the bars and pubs are closed right now (at least in my country) so good luck
@strikeforce1500
@strikeforce1500 3 года назад
I would say their brain could had also break, but you cannot break something that doesn't exist
@sagesaria
@sagesaria 3 года назад
"Covid has added depression into our lives" Yeah welcome to the rest of the world, lady. I don't see anyone lining up to give ME money when I can barely get out of bed some mornings.
@JohnGaltShadow
@JohnGaltShadow 2 года назад
You feeling better?
@kasplatz553
@kasplatz553 3 года назад
I love how that "communist" doesn't want to share money, puts money above people, will never split the bill, wants a prenuptial agreement, etc.
@edwardsternberg8224
@edwardsternberg8224 3 года назад
*the irony*
@bettyunicorn6132
@bettyunicorn6132 3 года назад
🤦🏾‍♀️
@philip8498
@philip8498 3 года назад
Enough irony to make a tank
@erickpoorbaugh6728
@erickpoorbaugh6728 3 года назад
Pooling money with a nation full of strangers? Yes, comrade. Pooling money with his own wife? Unthinkable.
@rapheAltoid77
@rapheAltoid77 Год назад
I guarantee he doesn't actually know what communism actually means
@justanotherstranger6900
@justanotherstranger6900 3 года назад
Idk why but hearing you say “BAKE YOUR OWN CAKE” had me in effing tears 😂
@stefantsarev4442
@stefantsarev4442 3 года назад
Some people will never understand the concept of a parasite.
@ghostxcompany7762
@ghostxcompany7762 3 года назад
rSlash's brain almost broke during the thong post. Mine would too.
@wannabehistorian371
@wannabehistorian371 3 года назад
The thong one... Didn’t know this was r/trashy.
@ReigoVassal
@ReigoVassal 3 года назад
Did you meant r/noahgettheboat? This is sounds perverted stuff no one could make this up.
@himmatulaufa9744
@himmatulaufa9744 3 года назад
Ahahahhhaaa i found the internet drama tiktok.. hey is this available.. while singing
@heidtb6746
@heidtb6746 3 года назад
Well, if you want a "My guests should pay my wedding"-party, at least make it affordable, like "Everyone brings food and we make a huge Buffet" instead of Catering etc.
@m0L3ify
@m0L3ify 3 года назад
A friend of mine had a wedding like that and it was a blast. The groom's sisters made tons of Mexican food and it was an amazing party! But, then again, no one was entitled, so fun could actually be had by all.
@Aroaceenby
@Aroaceenby 7 месяцев назад
I would love a pot luck style wedding!
@DaremoKamen
@DaremoKamen 3 года назад
They're going to be 'swinging' on their honeymoon? THAT sounds like a marriage that will last for eternity!
@m0L3ify
@m0L3ify 3 года назад
AND the guests can pay to get in on that action. So...hopefully she didn't invite family...
@15oClock
@15oClock 3 года назад
"Anger management issues." "Difficult to piss off." Something sounds off.
@sswishbone
@sswishbone 3 года назад
"Evenblade is the only blade with a soul" *Soul Edge and Soul Calibur have entered the chat*
@AzurePearl1996
@AzurePearl1996 3 года назад
Aww, ya beat me to it!
@JohnGaltShadow
@JohnGaltShadow 2 года назад
Ahh! Was just thinking Soul Caliber!
@WolfyFancyLads
@WolfyFancyLads 3 года назад
"The only blade I can think of with a soul is Frostmourne." Soul Edge: "Am I a joke to you?"
@fishflop1741
@fishflop1741 3 года назад
Blade the vampire slayer: Am I joke to you?
@flyboy152
@flyboy152 3 года назад
Don’t forget one of the OG blades, Stormbringer.
@revenile
@revenile 3 года назад
@@flyboy152 Thank you, was my fist thought too.
@kfox773
@kfox773 3 года назад
*cough* the three ghost-sword pokemon from the Kalos region *cough* (Pokemon: X, Pokemon Y, was there ever an X2, or Y2?)
@DHTheAlaskan
@DHTheAlaskan 3 года назад
@@kfox773 nope nor a Z
@markbarnes4358
@markbarnes4358 3 года назад
"Can't afford to buy a refrigerator, that's cold". Lol! But not cold enough...
@cakekeyk
@cakekeyk 3 года назад
"This wedding is for YOU" ... Ummm- what?
@heidtb6746
@heidtb6746 3 года назад
If you attend, you might end up having a wife/husband after...
@FelisTerras
@FelisTerras 3 года назад
Considering the amount she expects, it should be fully tax-deductable...
@malak-4348
@malak-4348 3 года назад
She sounds like she's also planning to marry me with her husband if I attended wtf
@yggdrasil1969
@yggdrasil1969 3 года назад
The family with the UB is just awesome and raised hilarious kids. "Cautionary Tale" LOL!
@Altasik4
@Altasik4 3 года назад
These choosing begger logic is.. Something else
@stephanieramirez15
@stephanieramirez15 3 года назад
“Cautionary tale” 😂😂😂 on the plus side their kids are getting a good look at what not to accept in a relationship
@qdllc
@qdllc 3 года назад
rSlash: Nobody goes to the BMW dealership and complains about the prices. Me: I and my other BMW owning buddies disagree. You know what the cheapest part on a BMW is? The owner.
@MyDogIsYoshi
@MyDogIsYoshi 3 года назад
My dad got me an old BMW. If I had a well paying job, I'd be head over heels in love with it. Instead, all I see are repair bills when I look at it. Don't get me wrong, I appreciate him! He got me the type of car I dreamed of when I was little. I'm just not as excited because of the BMW label. I feel like a choosing beggar, but I'm thankful at the same time.
@_desertork1839
@_desertork1839 3 года назад
@@MyDogIsYoshi my guy you can tell that to your father and maybe change it for some other car that's less expensive to mantain, its a very mature outlook I'm sure he would be proud.
@MyDogIsYoshi
@MyDogIsYoshi 3 года назад
@@_desertork1839 That's a fair point. Thanks!
@jfragale03
@jfragale03 3 года назад
I love how the relationship rules dude was like, “I have anger management, but I’m hard to piss off.”
@spectralumbra1568
@spectralumbra1568 3 года назад
"Don't cancel because of covid and also give us money so we can tour Europe." Says the lady who doesn't yet realize that we can't travel to Europe anymore because of Covid. (Assuming she's American.)
@ginsu85
@ginsu85 3 года назад
Katana's Sword from DC comics has the soul of her Husband in it...
@hyperguyver2
@hyperguyver2 3 года назад
And Stormbringer has devoured souls for over 10,000 years
@artykeldeo
@artykeldeo 3 года назад
“i don’t vibe with this knife” my daughter: i’ll take it!! i’ll take it for 2,000 USD!!!!!!
@nathanakeley9417
@nathanakeley9417 3 года назад
Lmao the first one coming out hot with a burn
@quinnrobinette3555
@quinnrobinette3555 3 года назад
I think you mean freezer burn
@truedadoofus8068
@truedadoofus8068 3 года назад
8:24 "the only blade I can think of that has a soul is is frost mourne EBEN BLADE OF THE LICH KING" This made me look over (im listening to this while organizing everything) Thanks for making these videos they really help me out during covid! Stay safe!
@kellerwebb8986
@kellerwebb8986 3 года назад
Me: Sees title Also me: Wtf humanity
@myname1syurname418
@myname1syurname418 3 года назад
i have lost fate to humanity
@bladerbeast3396
@bladerbeast3396 3 года назад
@@myname1syurname418 me too
@officerturtle99
@officerturtle99 3 года назад
You are so innocent
@kfox773
@kfox773 3 года назад
Relatable, dude.
@myname1syurname418
@myname1syurname418 3 года назад
actually people.... Rslash is always first comment sips tea*
@Reddazes
@Reddazes 3 года назад
I almost said “FOR THE HORDE” out loud... at work... surrounded by my coworkers. So thanks for that 😂😂
@Thegamergabe4.0
@Thegamergabe4.0 3 года назад
The Second Story sounds like an Entitled Brat....
@velvety2006
@velvety2006 3 года назад
also like a creeper, I mean 13+ in age? isn't that basically child labor then.
@AzureRoseMarshal
@AzureRoseMarshal 3 года назад
There are a lot of those people on the Roblox dev forum
@Rhaenarys
@Rhaenarys 3 года назад
@@AzureRoseMarshal exactly. It didnt come off choosing beggar to me at all. Came off as a mod developer looking for help. That's pretty much standard requirements to work on a mod. May sound creepy until you see the genius work some of these kids have created.
@johnclasing4627
@johnclasing4627 3 года назад
Omg as soon as he said "blade with a soul", I knew...I knew it was coming haha
@robtbo
@robtbo 3 года назад
lol when he said “my SIL’s useless boyfriend” I immediately thought “my brother’s wife’s useless boyfriend” and had to think for a sec😝
@m0L3ify
@m0L3ify 3 года назад
It got even more confusing when I understood it was the wife's sister, and then he called her "my wife's SIL"
@Builder-42
@Builder-42 3 года назад
surprisingly yeti coolers are expensive and can go up past $500 last i checked, although it depends on type and design. the high quality ones are insanely expansive.
@bibianaguadalupeislasherre9880
@bibianaguadalupeislasherre9880 3 года назад
Yeah, those coolers are very expensive depending on the model, size and design, not including their other products like tumblers, drinkware and bags.
@LadySingingWolf
@LadySingingWolf 3 года назад
For those of us that are old enough....Soul Reaver. Though that one usually ate souls...except for one (those that have played the Legacy of Kain (particularly Defiance) series know exactly what I'm talking about).
@jide7765
@jide7765 3 года назад
Even older: Stormbringer, from Elric ;) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stormbringer (1961)
@heidtb6746
@heidtb6746 3 года назад
I also thought of like those Weapon-Creatures like the Darkin from League of Legends or like those guys from Soul Eater
@spectrelead
@spectrelead 3 года назад
Yes, Stormbringer, and I think there was another.
@jide7765
@jide7765 3 года назад
@@spectrelead Mournblade, its twin sister.
@aringrogan6250
@aringrogan6250 3 года назад
"I'm very difficult to piss off!" -Man with anger management issues
@1jotun136
@1jotun136 3 года назад
And I thought I'd heard the most deluded wedding demands. Mark me gobsmacked.
@SilverVolo
@SilverVolo 3 года назад
14:50 That phone needs to be charged
@OptieEm
@OptieEm 3 года назад
well darn guess that robloxian taco shop isnt going to be made. Edit: kinda hungry ngl.
@WorkdayChart104
@WorkdayChart104 3 года назад
"i can only think of one blade with a soul" me, an intellectual: *TECHNOBLAAAAADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
@hackboybacon6367
@hackboybacon6367 3 года назад
I hope they know that barefoot wine is like 11 dollars, I can feed myself lindt chocolates, and I'll just mail my own thing to myself
@kellyknoxsxentsy
@kellyknoxsxentsy 3 года назад
Soul Reaver. Not only is it a series with a soul, after its physical housing is destroyed it's a sword made entirely of soul. The legacy of Kain series is highly underrated.
@shadowman7307
@shadowman7307 3 года назад
I really hope the bride got literal crap mailed to her instead. That level of begging is out of this world. "Give me $1000 and I'll give you a card with 2 words and my messy kiss stain."
@13BGunBunny
@13BGunBunny 3 года назад
"Bake your own cake!" LOL
@chaosjoker5637
@chaosjoker5637 3 года назад
“Blade with a soul”? Does she mean Zanpakuto, or Noble Phantasms?
@ioannisiakovidis6600
@ioannisiakovidis6600 3 года назад
When she said a blade with a soul I immediately thought of Frostmourne and then you said it. I went off laughing
@davonburnett2489
@davonburnett2489 3 года назад
😂 had to click when “SELL MY THONG” was in all caps
@Nerobyrne
@Nerobyrne 3 года назад
OP: Yes, I'd like one Frostmourne please. The cachier: "YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!"
@russiandoge6.99
@russiandoge6.99 3 года назад
The lady with the wedding expect around 8,000 dollars who is going to pay that
@broski89
@broski89 3 года назад
She basically alienated all hee friends and probably some of her family members with all those requirements for her wedding. If my friend or family member did that I would not show up for their wedding and they definitely wouldn't get a wedding gift from me.
@russiandoge6.99
@russiandoge6.99 3 года назад
Nathan Roberge sane here they ain’t getting a cent from me
@real955
@real955 Год назад
8:34 NOT THE FUCKING LUBALIN SONG LMFAOOOOO
@yunogasai3350
@yunogasai3350 3 года назад
Meanwhile my girlfriend application list: -Must be a girl(optional) -must not be underage
@heidtb6746
@heidtb6746 3 года назад
So you're telling me, "alive" is not a criteria?
@yunogasai3350
@yunogasai3350 3 года назад
@@heidtb6746 I know I forgot something! You're right!
@yunogasai3350
@yunogasai3350 3 года назад
@@heidtb6746 -must be a consenting, living adult
@AvalynTheAccursed
@AvalynTheAccursed 3 года назад
I love when there's a list on these choosing beggar videos. They're always funny to laugh at. And RSlash always has a funny comment to top them off.
@smol_yote
@smol_yote 3 года назад
I don’t think RSlash understands how expensive YETI products are. They are like the Gucci or Ferrari of Coolers
@LloydTheZephyrian
@LloydTheZephyrian 3 года назад
Has no 5th form. Smh.
@kellidods2464
@kellidods2464 3 года назад
I was looking for this comment The YETI shown is $450 new
@smol_yote
@smol_yote 3 года назад
@@LloydTheZephyrian wdym?
@maicen7997
@maicen7997 3 года назад
I love how rSlash’s brain stopped when he read, “my wedding thong.” LMAOOO
@TheOneAndOnlyFen
@TheOneAndOnlyFen 3 года назад
Normal rate is 10$ a day? Damn. Everyone out there has it wrong then. Out there charging $10/hrs... what a rip off! 😂
@Everhardt94
@Everhardt94 3 года назад
I always love it when CBs use the "It's not that hard!" excuse.
@starxcution142
@starxcution142 3 года назад
Hope that anyone that reads this, has a awesome day.
@kninenights
@kninenights 3 года назад
This made me smile. Thank you. I hope you have an amazing day too :)
@quizzabella
@quizzabella 3 года назад
Bilbo and Baggins the cats give a purr.
@bartvansliedregt5482
@bartvansliedregt5482 3 года назад
U 2!
@applekiwi8073
@applekiwi8073 3 года назад
I laughed when Rslash went from his Karen voice to his normal voice out of shock for the wedding post XD
@pozitron7242
@pozitron7242 3 года назад
Was the bride trying to set up an onlyfans wedding edition? The more they pay the more rewards the client gets, hopefully her dad doesn’t pay for the top service and her wedding thong.
@m0L3ify
@m0L3ify 3 года назад
That was my thought. "Is she asking family for this?? 😨"
@pozitron7242
@pozitron7242 3 года назад
@@m0L3ify families members only
@sammy_sand_utubeyt6901
@sammy_sand_utubeyt6901 3 года назад
@@pozitron7242 oh no
@silverflight01
@silverflight01 3 года назад
Someone HAS to send her that sword and be like "you asked for a blade with a soul, you get one."
@hexbox2182
@hexbox2182 3 года назад
Could we count Excalibur as a sword with a soul? I meen it kinda does.
@reptalex1927
@reptalex1927 3 года назад
Lmao that lady giving wood so you give her back stuff that you built with wood. Great pitch
@sayadiva123
@sayadiva123 3 года назад
Ummm....both the wedding and "relationship terms" are entirely nope. That wedding list is all kinds of creepy and confusing and waaaaaay too over the top. So it's basically "pay for my wedding so I can have an expensive get away because I deserve it and Covid can so suck bricks". The "relationship terms" screams "obey me like I'm your god" vibes. Plus the fact he admits he has anger issues is a total red flag...and if I had the unfortunate luck of being in a relationship with a guy like that and they blew off at me, they can expect a frying pan (hot or cold) to the face
@thedailycsstudent388
@thedailycsstudent388 3 года назад
Only a frying pan? This guy would've earned a one-way ticket to hell from me.
@sayadiva123
@sayadiva123 3 года назад
@@thedailycsstudent388 ah but I’m not trying to kill....they just need someone else to set them in place 😏
@MyDogIsYoshi
@MyDogIsYoshi 3 года назад
I'd rather a guy admit that he has anger issues than to find out the hard way.
@kfox773
@kfox773 3 года назад
@@sayadiva123 - Amen to that, sister! I'd probably react similarly, or at the very least, I'd rant, scream/shriek, and/or cuss him out whenever I feel it's necessary (Note: Scorpio, through and through). I never go down quietly. :)
@Jowgenz
@Jowgenz 3 года назад
I also like how contradictory the "relationship terms" guy is about his anger. He says he has anger management issues..but is also very difficult to be made upset? And clearly it's your fault if you push him over the line, not his anger issues.
@nekothepeko2219
@nekothepeko2219 3 года назад
6:46 the ultimate prize i really thought she said she would drown you
@davidnguyen6964
@davidnguyen6964 3 года назад
Hi guys! Thanks r/
@bridgetmadden5716
@bridgetmadden5716 3 года назад
"No changes unless I like the change!" sounds like my bird, he freaks out when I change my hair. Honestly, the bird is probably a bit smarter
@name-uh5ee
@name-uh5ee 3 года назад
The only reason anyone would watch a kid for $10 a day They're going to be doing something to your kids
@deniseeulert2503
@deniseeulert2503 2 года назад
That last story, as a baker I can really relate. Too many people don't know how much time goes into baking almost anything. One Wednesday before Thanksgiving we'd made a ton of extra dinner rolls, and still sold out. An hour before closing a woman comes in looking for rolls, and when she was told there were no more she wanted to know if we'd be baking more!And when pricing goods it's the payroll and overhead that are the biggest items, not the ingredients. And.......profit is not a dirty word.
@gwen9341
@gwen9341 3 года назад
“I’ll always put money before people.” So please date me. It’ll be fun!
@thatdragonmonster4508
@thatdragonmonster4508 2 года назад
at least i have a fridge. That one made me laugh SOOO hard
@ShadowWasntHere8433
@ShadowWasntHere8433 3 года назад
I don’t think they have to worry about multiple donors at the wedding
@HyperShan3
@HyperShan3 3 года назад
That spritual/healing coach was really after the Soul Edge/Calibur the whole time!
@kaito1412_kv
@kaito1412_kv 3 года назад
Well.... you don't need to downgrade. Just make the home router login password a secret and the fire up lower bandwidth QoS feature when you are not using it. This will drop the traffic drastically and when you want to use the internet just disable the QoS.
@ashh4929
@ashh4929 3 года назад
I was going to say that very same thing. But petty revenge is always a fun little treat for ass hats like that. 😜😂
@ladydrakonus
@ladydrakonus 3 года назад
About the blade without a soul. They could also suggest to her the blades from Soul Caliber 😂
@Nekulturny
@Nekulturny 3 года назад
I have a fairly nice set of kitchen knives, I'm tempted to give them epic names now.
@armyof100clowns6
@armyof100clowns6 3 года назад
The girlfriend request guy: 1. Doesn’t know how to count 2. Anger issues (lack of emotional control) 3. The “what’s mine is mine, what’s yours is mine” attitude 4. No job 5. Authoritarian Is it any surprise he aligns himself with “communism”?
@NinjaFlibble
@NinjaFlibble 3 года назад
"The 'what’s mine is mine, what’s yours is mine' attitude " I only accept that attitude from my cat.
@lafan999
@lafan999 3 года назад
@@NinjaFlibble and my communist neigbor, Marky Marc the Anti-Marxist!
@maggpiprime954
@maggpiprime954 3 года назад
Lol! Midway through the magic knife story, an ad/music video pops up with a girl dancing with a sword!
@GoldenSaddle
@GoldenSaddle 3 года назад
0:36 Pretty sure that’s some Roblox Dev Forum.
@aelloner
@aelloner 3 года назад
Yup.
@Rhaenarys
@Rhaenarys 3 года назад
Exactly. Might not be worded great, but it's pretty normal for any mod developer.
@phirionwolf
@phirionwolf 3 года назад
“If you can afford weed, you can afford faster internet.” This sent me 😂
@auberginebear
@auberginebear 3 года назад
"This knife has no soul" is just so stupid. Other than crystals, for those who do energy work, objects have to have energy or "soul" put into them by the owner and getting one without is actually what real spirit/energy workers should want.
@mellvee
@mellvee 3 года назад
It's a Yeti cooler. Lots of people would waste $225 on a used, stained Yeti. They sell for a hell of a lot more than that new, used and everywhere in between. They last a lifetime and are honestly a miracle when it comes to keeping things cool. Best coolers I've ever used!
@agentohio2127
@agentohio2127 3 года назад
The first comment I see is “first”
@James-di8is
@James-di8is 3 года назад
what did you expect them to say? Second? Lmao jk
@timberwolf306
@timberwolf306 3 года назад
Or how about third.
@agentohio2127
@agentohio2127 3 года назад
Lol
@Purplepixie42
@Purplepixie42 3 года назад
Frostmourne. Hearing you mention that and the Litch King..had me laughing. Also, Shadowlands is out soon!
@username-unavailable
@username-unavailable 3 года назад
Maybe I'm wrong in my assumptions, but the energy lady wasn't being a choosing beggar? An item she *paid* for wasn't working for her- whatever the reason is and however stupid others may feel it is.... Hell if the metal was a different color in the photo than appeared in person and her OCD wouldn't let her use a perfectly good knife that'd still be valid as hell. I don't think her asking for a refund means she would also refuse to send it back? I dunno that context wasn't given. He didn't ask and she didn't refuse. An item she bought didn't work for her and she wants her money back. That seems fine.
@Joe-rz3fd
@Joe-rz3fd 3 года назад
To be fair, the landlord's mom probably thought OP was just making up an excuse to not pay the rent
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