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@OzMediaOfficial
@OzMediaOfficial 5 лет назад
Time to explain the teletubies one. The translation is: "You must repent for your sins. They will destroy you. You stand no chance. You will die on his hand. Repent" The audio you are hearing is in fact the English translation with a new audacity macros I've been working on dubbed "ImSorryJon"
@iron_reaper1971
@iron_reaper1971 5 лет назад
Ok
@OzMediaOfficial
@OzMediaOfficial 5 лет назад
telotubbiez
@endieslayer4822
@endieslayer4822 5 лет назад
Oh please my minecraft enchanting table language is more powerful than you're heresy
@fruit.snakkx
@fruit.snakkx 5 лет назад
You, Emkay, and Giofilms should do a collab. You guys are awesome RU-vidrs^^
@anonymoushuman8546
@anonymoushuman8546 5 лет назад
Electric Dragon Studios this
@Yumi-fb2rw
@Yumi-fb2rw 5 лет назад
Pets are basically just sugarbabes. You pay for their food, medicine, toys, haircuts & in return they just look cute and entertain you.
@conan_774
@conan_774 5 лет назад
*Loads gun* _Prepare for the end_
@mynameismmandimheretosay7979
@mynameismmandimheretosay7979 5 лет назад
Not all pets do
@conan_774
@conan_774 5 лет назад
@@killerqueen4229 *Cocks gun*
@thelunchlady8276
@thelunchlady8276 5 лет назад
@@killerqueen4229 Speak for yourself...
@thegooldash2443
@thegooldash2443 5 лет назад
Mine at least understands the complete concept of sugar relationships
@InternetinaNutshellChannel
@InternetinaNutshellChannel 5 лет назад
Chipmunks are about to be endangered. I eat a lot.
@aaronking2020
@aaronking2020 5 лет назад
i see you everywhere
@potatohot7799
@potatohot7799 5 лет назад
Internet in a Nutshell Channel HOL’ UP
@birdsaresinners3373
@birdsaresinners3373 5 лет назад
How's the dollar menu going still
@deathmachinestar
@deathmachinestar 5 лет назад
@@potatohot7799 HOLD*
@deathmachinestar
@deathmachinestar 5 лет назад
@Drunken sailor Guy you're*
@unchanging-forevermore
@unchanging-forevermore 4 года назад
1:41 translation [Btw that "|" is a period/full stop we use in Hindi] You have to repent for your sins. They will destroy you. You dont have any chance. You will die in their hands. Face the consequences.
@court5613
@court5613 4 года назад
Get this to the top to cover the google translations oml
@Zaravioli
@Zaravioli 4 года назад
I can understand hindi but i cant read it He must have been a serial killer Oh gawd Thanks for translating
@lukeang
@lukeang 4 года назад
Oz told us this 5 months ago.
@unchanging-forevermore
@unchanging-forevermore 4 года назад
@@lukeang yeah, i saw but it was translated from google, i put it into a literal translation (since i know the language) of the language to make it easier and more accurate
@yuvvrajkperson
@yuvvrajkperson 4 года назад
You don't have any *chance
@XanderKyle
@XanderKyle 5 лет назад
5:13 we live in a society where you have to censor the word "c**" but still manage to keep the word "cumcrete"
@XTHEDMAN420X
@XTHEDMAN420X 5 лет назад
*CUMCRETE*
@theoneandonlymemesus9353
@theoneandonlymemesus9353 5 лет назад
What a wonderful world.
@interdimensionalimanginary7763
It's too hard to censor
@jameshall336
@jameshall336 5 лет назад
@@XTHEDMAN420X Noah get the bout
@DepFromDiscord
@DepFromDiscord 4 года назад
Sement
@asher8747
@asher8747 5 лет назад
1:48 आपको अपने पापों के लिए पश्चाताप करना चाहिए । वे तुम्हें नष्ट कर देंगे । आप कोई मौका नहीं खड़े हैं । तुम उसके हाथ पर मर जाओगे । पछताना You must repent for your sins. They will destroy you. You stand no chance. You will die on his hand. Repent
@saddestcatboy
@saddestcatboy 5 лет назад
Spooky
@asher8747
@asher8747 5 лет назад
Midnight_Wolf Very spooky
@arachnids8grip
@arachnids8grip 5 лет назад
_赤ちゃん_鳥 Ah, I recite this every morning.
@moonasun8606
@moonasun8606 4 года назад
How do you talk in this lanuage? What is that kindnof language? What is its name? I need ro know.😂😂😂😂
@FloppyBerd
@FloppyBerd 4 года назад
🙉🙊🙈
@deldarel
@deldarel 5 лет назад
I feel so sorry for that employee at 9:00 trying to undo irreversible damage
@endergeek236
@endergeek236 5 лет назад
I'd love to be a fly on the wall while that happened.
@subspace2913
@subspace2913 5 лет назад
I'm fucking dying, I can just imagine that person's realization
@chalkwarrior5542
@chalkwarrior5542 5 лет назад
Jesus Christ. I FEEL BAD FOR LAUGHIIING
@xXfl33rXx
@xXfl33rXx 5 лет назад
Should of said: "im ready to commite a genocide"
@normalhuman9878
@normalhuman9878 5 лет назад
How come when I first clicked the time stamp I saw a picture of smile dog? Can someone please explain I’ve clicked it again but it’s normal now
@thotslayer8541
@thotslayer8541 5 лет назад
1:42 my mum translated this message for me, apparently its talking about the fact that the number neighbour will not survive and he will kill him / her.
@firewolf_6955
@firewolf_6955 5 лет назад
V A N T A HOW THE FRICK DOES SHE KNOW
@thotslayer8541
@thotslayer8541 5 лет назад
@@firewolf_6955 well i am indian so.. Edit : its hindi
@orgenriggen4568
@orgenriggen4568 5 лет назад
Still scary as shit if the picture wasn't enough the message was worse. But I was looking for somebody to translate this so thanks
@aboodwesam7575
@aboodwesam7575 5 лет назад
SCARY TELLETUBBIES
@kody2048
@kody2048 5 лет назад
Oh lordy
@beeframen3891
@beeframen3891 5 лет назад
“Forgive me father for I have sinned” And “Sorry daddy I’ve been naughty”
@f.i.r.e.5119
@f.i.r.e.5119 4 года назад
One of these days, someone's going get dared to say that at a confessional... maybe some poor kid who doesn't realize the connotation...
@danziglaughlin9747
@danziglaughlin9747 4 года назад
@@f.i.r.e.5119 Hold my beer.
@thegrammarpolice368
@thegrammarpolice368 4 года назад
UwU
@filip76uk17
@filip76uk17 4 года назад
Uwu
@malapistachio
@malapistachio 4 года назад
OwO
@megansumner2123
@megansumner2123 5 лет назад
8:30 Last words to my killer as I look them in the eye: yA liKe jAzZ
@mhesus
@mhesus 5 лет назад
_resurrects_
@venuskaida
@venuskaida 5 лет назад
Last words: Where the hyuck have you been I've waited for, like, 16 years
@vminisfuckingreal998
@vminisfuckingreal998 5 лет назад
mines would be, "killing me is such a turn on! do it."
@venuskaida
@venuskaida 5 лет назад
Understandable
@pivotp0int530
@pivotp0int530 5 лет назад
*_yA LiKE JiZz_*
@mfree80286
@mfree80286 5 лет назад
5:34 That's not cumcrete, which would require gravel. That's sement.
@flowshiseprocessing7864
@flowshiseprocessing7864 5 лет назад
Nice (What have I started 0-0)
@superzolosolo
@superzolosolo 5 лет назад
Nice
@noeyes9378
@noeyes9378 5 лет назад
Nice
@thegreywolf9085
@thegreywolf9085 5 лет назад
Nice
@googleaccounticus6078
@googleaccounticus6078 5 лет назад
Nice
@zwch_
@zwch_ 5 лет назад
I named my legless dog “Cigarette” and every day I take him for a drag.
@scuffed5422
@scuffed5422 4 года назад
Me too and my dog is dead so I have to drag him around
@xXTobias_Erin_RogersXx
@xXTobias_Erin_RogersXx 3 года назад
@@scuffed5422 Hol' up-
@Scrimblo
@Scrimblo 3 года назад
I stomped out my cigarette✌🏼
@sillygooseenergy
@sillygooseenergy 5 лет назад
"i understand, my middle name is Kevin" I'm crying 😂
@drakepatterson5345
@drakepatterson5345 5 лет назад
Me to but its because they kidnapped me
@drakepatterson5345
@drakepatterson5345 5 лет назад
Help
@Jthomas-gg9pi
@Jthomas-gg9pi 5 лет назад
Drake Patterson oh just shut up we don’t care and They need to keep the gag on
@blackey4757
@blackey4757 5 лет назад
Kkk
@bigdumber7242
@bigdumber7242 5 лет назад
KKK
@spookytoad
@spookytoad 5 лет назад
0:46 Florida man: are you challenging me?
@raudel5661
@raudel5661 5 лет назад
Ya wanna go because we Biggs than ya
@raudel5661
@raudel5661 5 лет назад
Literally
@bri5033
@bri5033 5 лет назад
@Matthew (Student) Agonoy Every season is spider season here
@Kn1feShift
@Kn1feShift 5 лет назад
oh? you are approaching me?
@collin7687
@collin7687 5 лет назад
6:17 This made me so uncomfortable it sounded like he was talking behind me in real life
@lorenzomorales7638
@lorenzomorales7638 5 лет назад
I know I had to replay that cause I was confused
@izzatikamila43
@izzatikamila43 5 лет назад
Me tooo and I wasn’t even wearing headphones and it was uncomfortable
@PeeachCobbler
@PeeachCobbler 5 лет назад
I got F*cking scared im wearing headphones and I was watching this at 1 am
@svp6055
@svp6055 4 года назад
He was.
@ikeilledaguy4349
@ikeilledaguy4349 4 года назад
Tbh if he's behind me he'll probably die
@iseeyou6985
@iseeyou6985 4 года назад
I call my dog 'Naked' so I can say "I'm going to go walk naked down the street."
@filip76uk17
@filip76uk17 4 года назад
I See You I ran over naked down the street
@itsokay5608
@itsokay5608 4 года назад
I ate naked down the street.
@grain2247
@grain2247 4 года назад
You know, I named my dog 'some old man' so I could say I helped some old man walk down the street.
@scuffed5422
@scuffed5422 4 года назад
I just ran over a old man and it was no dog
@cidd4398
@cidd4398 4 года назад
same but now I can say "don't come in my room I'm fuckin naked'
@charatatata6671
@charatatata6671 5 лет назад
my teacher once told a story of her son hanging on a cliff aka life or death one of my classmates said: *So he left you on a cliffhanger?*
@jvpro2076
@jvpro2076 3 года назад
Sounds like something I'd do
@unstablesoup3543
@unstablesoup3543 3 года назад
Nice profile pic
@battousaicrescent
@battousaicrescent 4 года назад
"just listen for 10 seconds, what do you hear." The overwhelming silence of crippling depression :D
@cogahan
@cogahan 5 лет назад
5:25 i always think he shouldve said “Sement“ because it sounds a lot smarter in my opinion but cumcrete is also pretty genius
@cogahan
@cogahan 3 года назад
@Cybyr Thx to you I revisited this Video and saw my comment again. And my point still stands
@hydraulicpres4075
@hydraulicpres4075 5 лет назад
*in preschool two kids were behind a tree and were kissing ._.*
@starrystrawberry8307
@starrystrawberry8307 5 лет назад
Kid1 and kid2 sitting under a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G First comes love Then marriage I forget how it goes Yayyyy
@burntspaghetti9650
@burntspaghetti9650 5 лет назад
.-. Oof
@burntspaghetti9650
@burntspaghetti9650 5 лет назад
@@starrystrawberry8307 Yaaaaaaaayyyyy
@Psychrest
@Psychrest 5 лет назад
@@starrystrawberry8307 Kid1 and kid2 sitting in a tree K-i-s-s-i-n-g First comes love Then comes marriage Then you do the fork in the garbage disposal
@starrystrawberry8307
@starrystrawberry8307 5 лет назад
@@burntspaghetti9650 *_yAaAaAaAaY_*
@swisscheeseaviation590
@swisscheeseaviation590 5 лет назад
Belle Delphine: in my my fridge Me: dad get the shotgun
@interdimensionalimanginary7763
Get all the chunks for a snack
@swisscheeseaviation590
@swisscheeseaviation590 5 лет назад
Delusional_Weeb thanks for the tip!
@swisscheeseaviation590
@swisscheeseaviation590 4 года назад
@Ray Venesia yeah she must have drunk so much bath water that she stayed alive
@shin_hell1485
@shin_hell1485 4 года назад
Me:"see the same thing" Wanna play uno?or something else? 😏
@mrlardtard6552
@mrlardtard6552 4 года назад
Don't forget the doubledildo to celebrate
@rooge6259
@rooge6259 5 лет назад
6:18 felt like you were licking the inside of my ear with that voice. thanks.
@xAriahxStarx
@xAriahxStarx 5 лет назад
I would pay to have Oz lick the inside of my ear.
@wintershock
@wintershock 5 лет назад
These two comments are both cursed and it’s amazing.
@shadowcreeperking8423
@shadowcreeperking8423 5 лет назад
@@wintershock It's not even intentional
@wintershock
@wintershock 5 лет назад
Shadow Creeper King and that’s why I like it.
@Craze_1209
@Craze_1209 5 лет назад
I imagine a whole scene just from this comment.... END MY SUFFERING
@brickmastere5535
@brickmastere5535 5 лет назад
I remember my friend in 3rd grade Ethan actually kissed his crush behind a bush at recess. So apparently kids do kiss at elementary school.
@aliciasaldana3074
@aliciasaldana3074 5 лет назад
And i am assuming this wasnt such long ago
@teresedaigle7336
@teresedaigle7336 5 лет назад
In my elementary school kids would get on the other kids iPads and put... T H E F O B I D D E N on them
@aliciasaldana3074
@aliciasaldana3074 5 лет назад
@@teresedaigle7336 lemme gues, porn?
@arisneisys
@arisneisys 4 года назад
Well I kissed my crush in kindergarten sooo it's true.....
@jericothekiller
@jericothekiller 5 лет назад
Just got a spotify ad right after the frickin' spotify "I'll tell you what makes me thirsty" post XD I'm actually kind of scared......
@cyberwarrior5939
@cyberwarrior5939 4 года назад
Boss music starts playing
@nikobellic4203
@nikobellic4203 5 лет назад
2:27 lol I go to high school. And I legit one time seen a student in a all back trench coat carrying a black sling on binder in our hallway. I legit shit myself apon seeing him
@joeyknight8272
@joeyknight8272 5 лет назад
Wow
@joeyknight8272
@joeyknight8272 5 лет назад
@@nikobellic4203 true
@xXfl33rXx
@xXfl33rXx 5 лет назад
Tongo Pumped up kicks starts playing
@hectorvega621
@hectorvega621 5 лет назад
*Jotaro*
@stanloona711
@stanloona711 5 лет назад
This group of edgy freshman boys do the same thing @ my school but nobody takes them seriously cause they look like fetuses lol
@Elliephant_
@Elliephant_ 5 лет назад
0:35 ACTUALLY, mitochondria is the plural. The singular is “mitochondrion”
@boggskids8413
@boggskids8413 5 лет назад
No one needs smart on reeedddit
@lnefty
@lnefty 5 лет назад
NNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRDD
@Topunito
@Topunito 5 лет назад
La mitocondria es la batería de la célula
@alexanderdominguez1115
@alexanderdominguez1115 4 года назад
*NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDD*
@zthehuman7051
@zthehuman7051 4 года назад
Being smart on youtube is gonna getcha nowhere lol
@weirdmanheim
@weirdmanheim 5 лет назад
2:14 *looks at 10-12 year old boss* Me: “...I’m the boss now.”
@zirconniesuniverse1688
@zirconniesuniverse1688 5 лет назад
But I’m older than you...
@weirdmanheim
@weirdmanheim 5 лет назад
@@zirconniesuniverse1688 i- i don't understand any of this... i think you meant you were older than 10-12 and yehh..but if not i meant im 10 so- I DONT KNOW ANYORREHVGYHYFFGH
@zirconniesuniverse1688
@zirconniesuniverse1688 5 лет назад
13
@pot2bot
@pot2bot 4 года назад
ni
@weirdmanheim
@weirdmanheim 4 года назад
@@pot2bot what
@serk5055
@serk5055 5 лет назад
"i wanna kill little Stuart with a wrench" "Sentry going up"
@serk5055
@serk5055 5 лет назад
@Jebać Anime bóg nie istnieje kurwy ah shit
@sadnobunny8648
@sadnobunny8648 5 лет назад
Where do horses go when they get sick? The glue factory
@MT-pf1pv
@MT-pf1pv 5 лет назад
T H I C C S N E K damn
@jfrfilms6697
@jfrfilms6697 5 лет назад
no, you just shoot them in the head
@bloomingfungus9643
@bloomingfungus9643 5 лет назад
violin string factory
@sadnobunny8648
@sadnobunny8648 5 лет назад
@@jfrfilms6697 then turn them into glue, duh. Don't you know how the system works?
@stillnousername9796
@stillnousername9796 5 лет назад
R.I.P. Boxer 2k19
@VyxtheBat
@VyxtheBat 4 года назад
1:41 Hindi for: "You should repent for your sins. They will destroy you. You stand no chance. You will die on his hand. Express sincere regret"
@Olisdrawingcorner
@Olisdrawingcorner 3 года назад
I hear: "You must repent for your sins. they will destroy you. you stand no chance. you will die on his hands. *R E P E N T*
@aquinprime
@aquinprime 5 лет назад
can we a translation of the telitubbies post?
@dunkendohnuts5841
@dunkendohnuts5841 5 лет назад
@Valentino Vragovic they are behind you
@icantchangemypfpbecauseyou2190
*uoy dniheb era yeht*
@LeaksHater
@LeaksHater 5 лет назад
Anyone has a link to the full picture? Like the whole meme.
@LeaksHater
@LeaksHater 5 лет назад
No i ment the whole meme with the number neightboor texts
@Sbflls
@Sbflls 5 лет назад
LatekVon Why did you ask then?
@Minithief360
@Minithief360 5 лет назад
There was an error in a post. It is 65 grams of blood to replace 1 full egg in baking recipes. I would actually recommend trying it, you may be pleasantly surprised
@sophievande22
@sophievande22 5 лет назад
Wait seriously does that work???
@Minithief360
@Minithief360 5 лет назад
@@sophievande22 it absolutely does! Quite frankly, it doesn't change the taste much at all though. It will probably make a bit of color difference in a vanilla cake, but I tried it in a red velvet lol.
@thatonechromosomeulost678
@thatonechromosomeulost678 5 лет назад
Cannibals: WRITE THAT DOWN
@sophievande22
@sophievande22 5 лет назад
@@Minithief360 nice i might try that one day!!
@t3chkn1ght
@t3chkn1ght 5 лет назад
4:57 His full name is Keath Kevin Kotton. I shall call him KK- wait!
@Omar-hc4co
@Omar-hc4co 5 лет назад
No continue
@teo.took.40.benadryl
@teo.took.40.benadryl 5 лет назад
ayy lmao wassup KKK!
@franklinprempeh6518
@franklinprempeh6518 4 года назад
So that means Melanie Martinez is MM
@Theringodair
@Theringodair 4 года назад
KK Kotton.
@bonniestevenson2221
@bonniestevenson2221 4 года назад
Wait.. Kotton= Cotton... oh no 😟
@drimihq7724
@drimihq7724 5 лет назад
ELEMENTARY SCHOOL: Boy:*Kisses girl*😚 Girl:*Kisses back*😚 Everyone:”Ewwwww!!🤢” MIDDLE SCHOOL: Boy:*Kisses girl*😚 Girl:*Kisses back*😚 Everyone:”Aww!! How cute!!😍😫” HIGH SCHOOL: Boy:*Kisses girl*😚 Girl:*Kisses back*😚 Schoolshooter:🔫😎
@boggskids8413
@boggskids8413 5 лет назад
Everyone: sh*t Shooter:⬅🔫
@thatonecandor
@thatonecandor 5 лет назад
Middle school: AHH THAT'S SO CUTE IT'S MAKING ME MORE SINGLE
@Tsuginocest
@Tsuginocest 4 года назад
Nahhhh.. the guy that’s kissing is the school shooter
@newspacia
@newspacia 4 года назад
The school shooter is holding a water gun.
@Ropen_
@Ropen_ 4 года назад
Heeeeey school shooter jokes how i love them
@NextDavidAttenborough
@NextDavidAttenborough 5 лет назад
"What would you do if you found me in your fridge?" My immediate answer was *"Well I was looking for food in the fridge, So I guess i'll eat you."*
@compositebow151
@compositebow151 5 лет назад
You............ You need help
@NextDavidAttenborough
@NextDavidAttenborough 5 лет назад
@@compositebow151 Yup I know
@dmz4162
@dmz4162 5 лет назад
Ass or donkey doesnt count as a food you know
@zucchinithedingo5142
@zucchinithedingo5142 5 лет назад
heads up, they taste better fried.
@NextDavidAttenborough
@NextDavidAttenborough 5 лет назад
@@dmz4162 They don't? Damn
@jaycee1670
@jaycee1670 4 года назад
9:04 I love how the staff realised what happened and immediately panicked. 😂😂😂
@jaxblonk5127
@jaxblonk5127 4 года назад
And honestly it's kinda in character for a bunny hyped up on caffeine at a PD desk job to go on autopilot, realize, then be on damage repair from that point on, so kudos to them I guess.
@jaycee1670
@jaycee1670 4 года назад
@@jaxblonk5127 lmaoooi
@callmeanon307
@callmeanon307 3 года назад
@@jaxblonk5127 you just gave me the image "Okay lets see how many----OH SHIT"
@richbrownsberger5452
@richbrownsberger5452 5 лет назад
Why'd you upload at the same time as Damien What are you doing Nvm, just got slow internet
@OzMediaOfficial
@OzMediaOfficial 5 лет назад
Did I? Whoops.
@richbrownsberger5452
@richbrownsberger5452 5 лет назад
The_intellectual wait I got both notifications at the same time
@Iliadic
@Iliadic 5 лет назад
@@OzMediaOfficial you are Damien. There's no two ways about it.
@STFwrinkle
@STFwrinkle 5 лет назад
Fuck damien
@F.B.I..
@F.B.I.. 5 лет назад
@@STFwrinkle I wish I could
@Talia_Foxx
@Talia_Foxx 5 лет назад
11:38 "If you even so much as LOOK at the hospital, I will STOMP YOU with my hooves!"
@cyakcn627
@cyakcn627 5 лет назад
There's a HORSE loose in a HOSPITAL!
@ninjabluefyre3815
@ninjabluefyre3815 5 лет назад
I mean, I might be able to help, I've seen a bird in an airport.
@cyakcn627
@cyakcn627 5 лет назад
We've all seen a bird in an airport!
@sanpiriTV
@sanpiriTV 5 лет назад
But this is a HORSE. In a HOSPITAL!
@xxgachagemxx7224
@xxgachagemxx7224 5 лет назад
6:39 the second one is better as “Sorry daddy, I’ve been naughty UwU”
@MrNegiGen
@MrNegiGen 5 лет назад
J.E.W. is a really good satire facebook page. That page and NPC Daily shitpost so much it's actually funny.
@MoonGuardian866
@MoonGuardian866 5 лет назад
I just love the zpd one.i imagine the pr person spitting its coffe seeing what the bot has done (or what they have don in pure habit) and panickaly begging to not do that.
@mysticalw0mbat972
@mysticalw0mbat972 5 лет назад
3:20 I personally would have said a tool belt, but you do you, man.
@callmeanon307
@callmeanon307 3 года назад
Its not cursed then :)
@senz8152
@senz8152 4 года назад
Have y’all ever had North Korean food? Neither have the North Koreans.
@manongraymond5481
@manongraymond5481 4 года назад
They should consider themselves lucky
@filip76uk17
@filip76uk17 4 года назад
I ate the north Koreans
@manongraymond5481
@manongraymond5481 4 года назад
@@filip76uk17 too little protein
@aromanticfranziskavonkarma
@aromanticfranziskavonkarma 4 года назад
I forgot to fucking breathe when I saw this
@katyf2007
@katyf2007 4 года назад
69th like
@Zudexa
@Zudexa 5 лет назад
As a mobile user I don't appreciate the last frame
@NahDontGo
@NahDontGo 5 лет назад
And its midnight for me
@ayyylmao101
@ayyylmao101 5 лет назад
I HATE YOU SO MUCH FOR THAT, I DIDN'T NOTICE THE GODDAMN PIC TILL I GLANCED UP AFTER READING YOUR COMMENT W H Y
@silverboy12u62
@silverboy12u62 5 лет назад
Yeah my closet is open so 😅
@alikefoxy4308
@alikefoxy4308 5 лет назад
Smile the dog yes
@ViewingChaos
@ViewingChaos 5 лет назад
Please direct me to the person that does...
@globalwarrior16
@globalwarrior16 4 года назад
Is nobody gonna talk about how Minda can blow link standing straight up while link is blowing Ganandorf 4:26
@cklounge2096
@cklounge2096 5 лет назад
0:09 **anxious muttering**
@smokedemon1930
@smokedemon1930 5 лет назад
Fuck you stuat little you foudy birch
@interdimensionalimanginary7763
HERE HERE LITTLE RAT
@eyelessdragon3911
@eyelessdragon3911 5 лет назад
Do i watch emkay or oz first? Hmmmmm
@fish3585
@fish3585 5 лет назад
Both
@Nenny3531
@Nenny3531 5 лет назад
You can watch them both at the same time because they're exactly the same :^)
@mcmcmahon8281
@mcmcmahon8281 5 лет назад
Emkay all the way
@user-bu2wm8vr7z
@user-bu2wm8vr7z 5 лет назад
What about giofilms?
@Craze_1209
@Craze_1209 5 лет назад
FΣΛЯ oh hey, I see you watch Giofilms too!
@DinosaurNick
@DinosaurNick 4 года назад
"My middle name is Kevin." Me: *Confused for 5 seconds* Also me: *Looks at his first and last name* OHHHHHHH
@Blossommoon64
@Blossommoon64 5 лет назад
vid: "what do you hear for ten seconds" me who has been deaf my whole life: :|
@boggskids8413
@boggskids8413 5 лет назад
I was about to ask how u knew what he said then i remeber SUB TITLES
@asher3892
@asher3892 5 лет назад
Oof
@CrystallizedTales
@CrystallizedTales 5 лет назад
I forgot deaf people could read for a moment there 😬
@arachnids8grip
@arachnids8grip 5 лет назад
*bruh face*
@Lauren-fi2rd
@Lauren-fi2rd 4 года назад
Same bro
@impfreak
@impfreak 5 лет назад
0:00 thanks homestuck twitter, you never cease to blow my mind
@impfreak
@impfreak 4 года назад
@@pyroparagon8945 LETS NOT
@willowNovella
@willowNovella 4 года назад
javv.y hahahah
@-wingsofwasp-
@-wingsofwasp- 4 года назад
You don't know how much that last frame of smiledog frightened me. My heart feels faint
@kira7683
@kira7683 5 лет назад
2:44 It was actually something like: "About 300 people are currently protesting in Moscow" Same evening "Over 2000 arrested during demonstrations today"
@AceOSpades717
@AceOSpades717 5 лет назад
Ninjas book may teach you to be "unstoppable" but you will always be stopped by "stream snipers"...
@junebailey7588
@junebailey7588 5 лет назад
YOU DON'T EXPLAIN BITCHING, HOT-ASS!
@celestial5999
@celestial5999 4 года назад
Im a happy father of 5 children that are unvaccinated Edit: 4 kids Edit 3 kids Edit: 2 kids
@Cl3m0ntine
@Cl3m0ntine 4 года назад
1 kids now?
@Allé_Hoopa_Ring
@Allé_Hoopa_Ring 4 года назад
@Yandere Akame I heard his wife got pregnant again
@Squidoinkoo
@Squidoinkoo 4 года назад
@@Allé_Hoopa_Ring She got gregnant?
@portuguisianbralizian3293
@portuguisianbralizian3293 4 года назад
That's a joke right?anti-vax is the dumbest thing i've ever seen
@bradleypearl2986
@bradleypearl2986 4 года назад
@@portuguisianbralizian3293 It is a joke, lol.
@athansky7537
@athansky7537 5 лет назад
7:00 Harry runs a dominatrix
@fadedcametowasted9647
@fadedcametowasted9647 5 лет назад
This is beautiful lets end racism 🤠🤜🤛🏽🐵 Edit : thanks for the 100 likes Edit 2 : thanks for 500 likes
@demon_xd_
@demon_xd_ 5 лет назад
‘Ol’ up use 💂‍♀️🤜🤛🏾💂🏿‍♀️
@fadedsoul7837
@fadedsoul7837 5 лет назад
CHOTTO MATTE
@raksiie558
@raksiie558 5 лет назад
👁️👄👁️🤜🤛🏾👁️👅👁️
@proynaenukdontree928
@proynaenukdontree928 5 лет назад
*W a i-*
@gamerguy3765
@gamerguy3765 5 лет назад
wtf
@thelordandsaviorgigachadrr888
@thelordandsaviorgigachadrr888 3 года назад
I've been traumatized from witnessing kids kiss near my locker in 6th grade. Now, whenever a couple in school even hugs, I get 'Nam Flashbacks and instantly freeze and cringe up.
@adityakoli2002
@adityakoli2002 5 лет назад
1:43 : that roughly translates to "You must repent for your sins"
@almostperfectcircle
@almostperfectcircle 4 года назад
6:18 I was wearing headphones. Hearing that voice to from right ear to left ear was terrifying
@takebacktheholyland9306
@takebacktheholyland9306 4 года назад
8:44 This aged like fine wine
@FazePhase
@FazePhase 5 лет назад
This is my fifth time watching this and I just understood why he said his name was Kevin
@turntheswitchoff8259
@turntheswitchoff8259 5 лет назад
That Zootopia one had me rolling on the floor.
@VanillaApe
@VanillaApe 5 лет назад
Probably because you are a furry ...FURRYS Are STUPID
@iiclyde_nodes174
@iiclyde_nodes174 5 лет назад
@@VanillaApe b ruh
@james.7160
@james.7160 5 лет назад
@@VanillaApe bruh, dont just say stuff like that
@VanillaApe
@VanillaApe 5 лет назад
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 🦊🐺furries
@turntheswitchoff8259
@turntheswitchoff8259 5 лет назад
@@VanillaApe No? It was funny because of the quick turn around from "Judy" encouraging someone who said they wanted to die to just a repeated "Please don't". I'm not a furry, and even if I was, how is that any of your business? At least take the time to consider why I might find something funny before jumping directly to "fURry eW"
@SpeedyMC14
@SpeedyMC14 5 лет назад
this video is basically when you think a post can't get any worse but then make the mistake of checking the comments.
@jayna3158
@jayna3158 4 года назад
I thought this was emkay-
@recklesz2275
@recklesz2275 4 года назад
Me to
@Emil_Stoltz
@Emil_Stoltz 4 года назад
Same. I was happily surprised though!
@moobarks2570
@moobarks2570 4 года назад
epicmaster same
@HudaefCares
@HudaefCares 4 года назад
It’s not? Lol I only noticed when I saw this comment xD
@wide1018
@wide1018 4 года назад
Thought it was giofilms
@breal1813
@breal1813 5 лет назад
For 10 seconds, stop what you’re doing and just listen. What do you hear? Me:The muffled screams coming from my basement.
@calcha1274
@calcha1274 5 лет назад
I hear the heavy breathing coming from under my bed
@compositeembryo7186
@compositeembryo7186 5 лет назад
noob. there are never any screams when I finish...
@attakwaffle2336
@attakwaffle2336 5 лет назад
Man: makes car impossible to crash. Woman: crashes it against a titanic which 'just fell on me'
@mannequinchaos
@mannequinchaos 5 лет назад
The Tyrone thing got me laughing You are officially my Daddy now
@elitapjohnson
@elitapjohnson 5 лет назад
2:41 Chinese protester: hey I've seen this one before Chinese government: *no you haven't*
@gameygames135
@gameygames135 5 лет назад
10:36 Kid: *does what is said* Dad: oh uh, this is a singleplayer game, but you can plug in your Controller while im in the bathroom
@eHammy1339
@eHammy1339 5 лет назад
1:52 that’s my religion’s language and I am personally offended
@bxtrang4552
@bxtrang4552 4 года назад
What does the text mean? My grammar is bad
@Test_TheRipper
@Test_TheRipper 4 года назад
K
@thatoneguy6466
@thatoneguy6466 4 года назад
@@bxtrang4552 he wants to kill the number neighbor and no one can save him
@bxtrang4552
@bxtrang4552 4 года назад
@@thatoneguy6466 ohh ok thanks
@freckles2768
@freckles2768 5 лет назад
Stuart little scares me Don't laugh! I love rats but he specifically scares me
@allmightbutimreallysans5652
@allmightbutimreallysans5652 5 лет назад
8:03 “ there are no mistakes”-master oogway
@warlordhuo4647
@warlordhuo4647 4 года назад
You mean accidents
@Lolo50000
@Lolo50000 4 года назад
Who tf is playing Pokémon Go in the _Holocaust Museum?_
@callmeanon307
@callmeanon307 3 года назад
@@Lolo50000 gotta catch all of the new ghost types
@jamiegarlock3797
@jamiegarlock3797 5 лет назад
No matter the gender, race ro religion. we could all agree on one thing *memes keep us alive*
@jamiegarlock3797
@jamiegarlock3797 5 лет назад
Rarez but I already sold one of my already
@itslemon420
@itslemon420 5 лет назад
I'm concerned. At the part where it was talking about Spotify ads I got a RU-vid ad 😂
@emsgachauniverseo-o6293
@emsgachauniverseo-o6293 4 года назад
8:24. My last words would be an ancient curse passed down through generations. The curse is “Curse you Perry the Platypus!”
@creepycuddles1019
@creepycuddles1019 4 года назад
Why do I feel like the narrator for this could be an amazing villan voice actor for an anime? Like, actually. 😂😂
@GrayBones896
@GrayBones896 5 лет назад
This dude's number neighbor is one of the few who can speak enchantment table 1:33
@orgenriggen4568
@orgenriggen4568 5 лет назад
What the fricky frack Snick snap Patty whack his he saying though?
@fynnla.e
@fynnla.e 5 лет назад
2:35 50,000 people used to live here, now it's a ghost town.
@fynnla.e
@fynnla.e 5 лет назад
@ShutmonMayhem Neo when there's something strange, on Chernobyl, who you gonna call?
@samurexatlas7373
@samurexatlas7373 5 лет назад
4:00 Bring the essence extractor. Don't worry Ma'am, this will hurt worse than losing your favorite internal organ
@darksentinel082
@darksentinel082 5 лет назад
6:22 was heavy asmr, Damien it was good, too
@Sluppie
@Sluppie 4 года назад
if i saw someone in my fridge I would just close the door and pretend I didn't see them.
@Jannnn_
@Jannnn_ 5 лет назад
That dog at the end kinda looks like my grandma..
@Nyootimus
@Nyootimus 3 года назад
Your grandma looks like friggin' smiledog? Scary :o
@Jannnn_
@Jannnn_ 3 года назад
@@Nyootimus yes
@HolyDBeats
@HolyDBeats 5 лет назад
9:56 is me! you can kinda see the u/A-N-A_RU-vid under the line crossing it out... haha nice to know your reddit posts are getting recignition! and keep up the good work, oz!
@PaulusMair
@PaulusMair 5 лет назад
I believe you because there is no point in lying. Also. What the fuck is that profile picture?
@mynameismmandimheretosay7979
@mynameismmandimheretosay7979 4 года назад
The first one confirms that Dr. Robotnik isn’t doing anything necessarily illegal, he’s just a huge boomer
@aidenschaeffer7267
@aidenschaeffer7267 5 лет назад
I ran over five miles today killed me I laughed way more than I should have
@edvard6235
@edvard6235 5 лет назад
Beating my sister is like beating a dead defenseless child. Oh...
@boopoop2001
@boopoop2001 5 лет назад
Oh...
@mynameismmandimheretosay7979
@mynameismmandimheretosay7979 5 лет назад
8:01 Imagine trying to find something to offend you and attack it so badly you offend something you’re calling it out for by distracting yourself from the subject matter
@erenarmin6403
@erenarmin6403 5 лет назад
Is smh really shake my head I thought it was So much Hate SmH
@movetotherythemoflife4034
@movetotherythemoflife4034 4 года назад
Yeah I thought it was too
@leeyam2520
@leeyam2520 4 года назад
I thought it was send me help lmao
@movetotherythemoflife4034
@movetotherythemoflife4034 4 года назад
@@leeyam2520 Haha you know all of these could work in almost all situations lol
@cojo-4
@cojo-4 4 года назад
I thought it was so much honesty
@synisterfluffball4312
@synisterfluffball4312 5 лет назад
11:57 *i just got that demon dog right out of my head you hecking monster*
@breadman0512
@breadman0512 3 года назад
I wish you'd show the whole image at the end of reading it more often, it makes taking a screenshot of it so I can gain a reputation as the funny meme guy in my freind group because I'm not actually funny so I have to steal other people's jokes easier.
@nemohic4358
@nemohic4358 4 года назад
7:52 i used to have "snowflake" as my username in a social media... 'till today
@alexs.5171
@alexs.5171 5 лет назад
*watching Oz* Ad below video: BUY JAIDEN ANIMATIONS MERCH!!!! Me: Okay, but why is there a merch ad for a completely separate RU-vidr here?
@jjnn2
@jjnn2 5 лет назад
Because that's how ads work
@chimblemasterofchimney4771
@chimblemasterofchimney4771 5 лет назад
The uncontrollable joy that cursed images bring me can now be expressed in words.
@jerryli6737
@jerryli6737 5 лет назад
9:16 MORGUE Girl: Me:*Kisses Girl* Everyone:
@valrhonaa
@valrhonaa 5 лет назад
those 7 dislikes are people who didn't read the disclamer ... oh wait ... btw love uwu nohomo
@MainFlame-zt4xr
@MainFlame-zt4xr 4 года назад
When the "For 10 seconds, stop what you're doing and just listen" thing happens my dad said son of a b*tch lol 🤣
@alexxxg4848
@alexxxg4848 5 лет назад
Wait- high school, kid in trench coat....... Ummmm Jason Dean? Heathers? OUR LOVE IS GOD
@ohherbie
@ohherbie 5 лет назад
WE CAN START AND FINISH WARS
@alexxxg4848
@alexxxg4848 5 лет назад
Uncommonkid WERE WHAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS
@ohherbie
@ohherbie 5 лет назад
@@alexxxg4848 WE'RE THE ASTEROID THAT'S OVERDUE
@alexxxg4848
@alexxxg4848 5 лет назад
THE DINOSAURS SHALL TURN TO DUST
@thatkaosdog2147
@thatkaosdog2147 5 лет назад
8:00 Better than Ghost Pokémon.
@hokmabattle3
@hokmabattle3 5 лет назад
That thing about having pockets while naked reminded me of when on discord, someone showed us a drawing where this guy had pockets in their skin. Some of us called them flesh pockets and stab wounds.
@pajamapantsjack5874
@pajamapantsjack5874 5 лет назад
2:03 cod zombies theme plays
@tonypeppermint5329
@tonypeppermint5329 5 лет назад
Ah.
@dmz4162
@dmz4162 5 лет назад
Oh fuck not you You're like cursed Justin Y
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