fun fact: if someone on a horse is chasing you throw a nylon bag behind you the horse will panic, his rider will spend 30 minutes trying to calm the honse down and you'll have time to escape
AGREED! I STILL say Honse! and Bag! out loud for no reason. It’s when I’m alone or I’m speaking along with this vid. So I don’t look that crazy, at least.
_"It's June which means it's basically summer which means it's almost fall which means it's almost September which means it's basically October and October is basically Halloween so itS SPOOKY TIME, WHOOOOO--- HIT IT!"_
Outside my open window today a little bird was sitting on a branch. I started making random bird noises and it flew over to the window sill and stared at me, cocking its head from side to side. I made more bird noises and then it responded back. This went on for a few minutes til I hand to leave the window to continue doing the laundry. Idk what I said but the bird seemed entertained.
"I'm sorry to Australian viewers" As an Australian, I laughed aloud at that part. You, my friend, did beautifully and I want to hear more. Like, that slang pronunciation was... perfect...
@Firedogs14 he says "if you ever get married, your wife will be welcome" instead of "if you ever get married to a woman, your wife will be welcome"- assuming that if they got married it would be to a woman
This was actually a comment on a post where a guy made a cloud looking pallet of flesh colours that can be used in photoshop via the eye dropper tool in order to circumvent the lack of diverse flesh colours
My school did a McBeth play, ages ago. The guy playing the servant flubbed his line in that scene too, just a little more spectacularly. Servant: The queen is coming, my lord. BY HER OWN HAND! (In our play he had two lines "The queen is dead, by her own hand" and "The wood is coming")
I remember as a small 8 year old child that I was given a writing assignment to write a short story about anything and I wrote about a man who was turned into a pumpkin by a witch who took revenge and murdered the witch
I'm Australian, I enjoyed the mage joke, in fact, drows also speak in an Australian accent too as they come from a land down under and you can't prove me wrong.
People contemplating some spiritual meaning behind this occurrence: "Oh, so like this book I read" (Maybe a Fox is a really good book btw) Random guy: *Warmth* "Oh yeah, foxes are cat dogs"
@@Tr0lliPop fox: hmm, this place which are covered in granites (idk probably) is the best place to take a natural break because it has the perfect temperature that i like
Size manipulation would actually be an interesting super power. But, uh, if you can only make things bigger, then you should probably be careful how you use it, since you can't undo it.
“I wish I had crab legs” you tell the genie [a plate of perfectly cooked and seasoned crab legs appear] Your lifelong dreams of being half sand-dwelling arachnid are instantly ruined
When I was young I was complaining to my teacher about one of the groups being loud and they where like " they aren't that loud? " and I was like " WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY'RE PRACTICALLY SCREAMING! " so yeah turns out sensory overload is a thing.
One time my teacher had us write a story about a German (?) legend, that's basically more or less sirens, but a single figure with an actual name, and there is an actual location where she supposedly lived. In the original story, she lured sailors to their deaths by making them sail into rocks by the cliff she was sitting on, and eventually jumped into the ocean to kill herself for some reason. However, in my version, she got sad after someone in her village drowned, so she went to the cliffs to sing, but this attracted people and they died, making her even more sad, and eventually she decided to go and tell those people to stay away because it's dangerous, but she misjudged how well she could swim and died.
Born under the bees: Have emotions; nope Think thoughts; unfortunately Likely introverted or extroverted; yeah At least a few friends; yeah Was born at some point; I was a c sec baby so I removed like a cyst
Then plant a F--K ton of trees inside. Boom, own life support system. Repeate untill planet is full with these dome things. Then realease domes after 100 years or so to make a naturaly artifical atmosphere.
5:07, This heavily reminds me of the time I was in year six in primary school and my teacher had us write a story about a penguin. So I wrote a story about a mutant hyper-intelligent, immortal, invulnerable super-penguin who, after centuries of monotonous existence, ended himself by swimming from Antarctica to a nuclear test facility and stood under a dropping nuke. (I was neck deep in a stronger emo phase).
Now you mention it I remember in middle school where we had to write a poem using 5 of 20 vocabulary words. I remember everyone else poems were mostly typical of what you see in a middle schooler. Poems trying being to Pg with a couple of pg-13. Now, at the time, I was seen as this innocent, pure hearted girl that never cursed and tries to bring kindness to all. Okay, imagine the amount of shock and disbelief when they heard my poem. My poem was about a little girl trapped in a church looking for her father. It went in detail how her heartbeat matched the sounds of the church bells. There was a part where the father reach out to her and at moment the bell stop. Once they stopped, the father was covered in red and tears. My class was afraid to asked why I wrote...but my teacher wasn’t. Let’s just said from that point on no one could see me the same way as before. (If you were wondering where I got the idea, I remember watching some murder case on the tv the night before I had to read my poem.)
@@my_name_is_bee I honestly don't see how your teacher could possibly expect a G-rated spin to a hunting trip. Good on you for giving a logical answer.
About the disastrous Macbeth: in theater, many otherwise not skeptical people have a fear of saying Macbeth during a performance. Common superstition says saying “MACBETH” in a theater will lead to a play going horribly wrong. It’s linked to cases of actors dying and sustaining injuries. It’s a huge thing. Never say Macbeth near weird theater kids because they will lose it
The best part about the alien assigned to track what smells I like has to deal with me describing how my nose feels when I take a sniff because I can’t smell.
Texas Bender noun: A Texas bender is a Texan who's response to stress is short but frequent and intense periods of alcohol or drug consumption. I mean that's the literal definition of bender just with the word Texas/n slapped behind it.
Um, the thing is, water *does* sometimes just fall like *thwap* .My geography teacher had it happen once in her town, and then she decide to do geography to find out why that happens. Then I asked why she didn’t do science to figure something to do with gravity out.
*the screams of Click are heard from Oz's basement as Oz slowly peels off Click's face. The blood goes from a slow drip to a torrential downpour as Click cries out in agony. Oz slowly leans it and whispers something in Click's ear. "It's time to get spooky."*
@Eros Matthew Montallana Seems you *somehow* managed to forget to add OwO or UwU somewhere in there. I mean, along with r/cursedcomments and r/noahgettheboat it's a significant part of his spiel.
Oz slowly walked down the stairs into his basement, where the Click was imprisoned since January 27th. Click looked up weakly, and gave a cursed facial expression to Oz. “You’re going to be making a *grave* mistake. I know what you’re going to do.” “In the spirit of the spook...” Oz said, pulling a knife out of his pocket. “Give me your face, weakling.” He stabbed into Click; and the imprisoned, cursed lad moaned, telling Oz to go harder. Oz sliced Click’s face off entirely, releasing cursed, hellish energy into the air. He then put the torn off face onto his, hooking it behind his ears in order to keep it on. “Great job, Oz, you are worthy of the cursed mantle, OwO,” the disembodied voice of Click said into Oz’s mind. “Silence, demon; but thank you for the mask.” “You’re welcome.” Click’s remaining furry ghost-demon appeared, though was only visible to Oz. “I will tell you exactly how to traumatize those you-“ “JUST LET ME SPOOK PEOPLE IN PEACE!” Oz slams a table. “-uwu.”
I read oz’s pinned comment as “You picked a bad time to loose a friend” and was scared so i had to text my friends to make sure they were ok. *thank you oz*
the squid was dying. choking of water loss, the squid choked itself as its mantle fell. Suffocating, dying, it was finally dead. the bears, raccoons, and other carnivorous beasts of the forest devoured the dead squid, a mangled mess of meat left on the forest floor. no regrets for anybody who sees any horrifying visuals!
“It’s skin appeared dry, so dry. But there was no time to dwell on that. It’s beak opened and closed, confused. Confusion turned to panic. It couldn’t breathe. The squid made a feeble attempt at salvation, flopping its tentacles around, trying to grasp something, anything, so that it could pull itself into some water and live. But to no avail. The squid suddenly went still, it’s lifeless limbs falling to the ground. It was dead.
I really wish games had, like, an intimidation mechanic or something like that, so that enemies know they don't stand a chance against you if you wear high-level armor, for example.
OH MY GOD I've been looking for the Macbeth post, my dad was there as part of a school trip and it was apparently one of the most shocking performances of Macbeth ever in London
This is probably my favorite RU-vid video of all time. I honestly watch it at least once a day. I am not lying when I say this video helped me with my chronic depression. Whenever I have a few minutes to myself and feel like I can't relax I watch this. It always at least gets a smile out of me, so Oz, I can say with full confidence that your video has improved my day to day life just by being funny. Thank you. Thank you so much.
Story time! Once I got so mad at everyone around me (I can’t remember why) so I put on some Netflix to try and calm myself down, instead I got really mad at the background music of the show because I couldn’t hear the people talking over the music. I was so enraged at this soft quiet music that I threw my iPad across the room to try and silence the music. It’s safe to say that that did not help my situation. :|
