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I love how Damien at 11:49 immediately after reading the last reply just finishes the video, as if that last one pushed him over the edge and he couldn’t do any more.
There are two types of people in this world: People who are just really cursed and messed up People who post cursed comments to get featured on this subreddit
I'm probo gonna get the Duolingo app, ignore the hell out of it, and let Duolingo Thanos Snap my ass outta existance just to unsee that one. Fucking hell, that one comment- although technically true- was so very freaking wrong on so many levels...
10:54 When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man, running the stand: "Hey!" Buh buh buh "I'm legally required to tell you that I'm a registered sexual predator."
And so the Duck waddled straight up to the stand and asked, Hey!" bum bum bum "Do you have any... CONDOMS???" *bum bum bum* **Then he waddled away WADDLE WADDLE**
The State of Florida has asked us to, Expose our sexual crimes to you. We were bad, but now were good, Were moving into your neighbourhood. We know were trying our best to be, Functioning members of society. Were not here to cause no trouble, Were legally required to do the Sex Offender Shuffle
@@CommunicationsOfficer535 nooooooooo my premium subscription. No more free hot diggity dogs. And now I can't come inside. Because its no longer fun inside.
No, Spider man has very specific powers derived from spiders. No single Spider man can actually do everything all spiders can. This does mean however that there is a Spider Man with the ability to impregnate spiders. Spiderverse n all that.
0:03 “Sacrificed mine awhile ago but hey, now I got this sick new car” You really shouldn’t be driving a dead goat around. Eventually the heart that you’re using as a brake collapses and you accidentally splatter a child in entrails.
@@sethtaros7757 ...I have seen that image so many times... and I never saw Time Red. I am disappointed in myself. For some reason, I just saw him as some weird extension of Agito.
@@hemashrivastava5501 There are two characters from Tokusatsu shows in there, amidst the anime hellscape: Kamen Rider Agito, the titular character of his series, and Time Fire, from Mirai Sentai, Timeranger. They aren't looking towards the camera, and just seem to be there, trapped by the anime.
EmKay: reads a funny comment Emkay’s brain: Emkay: makes a slightly less funny joke: Enkay’s brain: hm, yes, this joke is made out of W H E E Z E Edit: realized the last Emkay is spelled ‘Enkay’. No, I’m not changing it. Edit 2: this comment is pure again. Sorry about that :P
7:43 Emkay: whenever i look inside all the eyes all their soulless anime eyes Me: i don't see why are they soulless what i see is just some anime girls that is just staring at this person (who take this picture) soul
You made me double-check... I see where it's cursed now. No spoilers to others who still haven't looked hard enough. It's easy to glance over it unaware but once ya look closer...
07:33 Anime after getting cursed treatment,real version is much better than this cause this creeps even my weeb soul out EDIT:// I re-readed the title "stick em up" as emkay said "and as always",dunno if i should be happy,terrified or sad
I think someone has the refilling superpower at 8:40 because I woke up with diarrhea and it hasn't stopped for more than 5 minutes at a time, so I get done wiping, go lay back down, pull the blanket upp, then immediately take the blanket back off, and waddle back to the bathroom kill me please
Well, I’m curious on how you want oni-chan to “stick em up.” Last time I said that to someone was back when I was taking children’s insides and selling them in the black market.
Demi god 8599 Ah yeah, I forgot. Which business you work for? I’m currently on the lower ranks, probably gonna move up to the slaughter and slavery soon.
Almond Milkッ I’m in the higher ranks making immigrate children make shoes then once we’re done we eat them it’s a good deal but I’ve been going to the orphanage and just getting kids fresh off the menu
Don’t forget how it stayed on the lawn outside the White House where it attacked anyone who when near it, and when it killed the little boy it was finally sent away, but never calmed down and killed several other sheep, even its own lamb before it was put down. They say that they weren’t even sure if Jefferson knew it was attacking people until it killed the kid. It sure was an aggressive boi. I’m pretty sure it had some really kickass name too
Up until this moment, I thought that Andrew Jackson's parrot - the one that he taught how to cuss, and it kept cussing over the priest at Jackson's own funeral until the parrot had to be forcefully removed - was the coolest Presidential pet _ever._ I _gladly_ stand corrected!
7:30 One of those look very familiar to me, from a furry thing my friends showed me- I could just be imagining it after seeing the thing they showed me.
Thor has 2 goats that he can slaughter and eat, lay out the bones overnight, and they're whole again the next day. Endless sacrifices, endless new cars!
Adam Volný imagine if one of them just catches you before you fall out the train and they all gather around and consume you and turn you into one of them 0-0
I low how Agito and Quantum Ranger are in the back of the train and are leaning forward like: We've been here for three day's. They won't let us leave! Get out, get out while you can!
I still feel bad for whoever the Kamen Rider Agito and TimeRed cosplayers where in the thumbnail due to having to be in the same infamous image as the masks that haunt my nightmares.
While it's more likely that you are hallucinating, someone did invent compressed sound beams that travel like a laser and when it's focused on you, it sounds like the sound is originating from inside your head. I think they were installed on some soda vending machines somewhere.
thats more a blursed image for me. i take the train all the time, so to see that will just make my day. ....until i start wondering why they’re all starin at me. gonna prolly pull a fnaf move and try to stuff me in an anime suit like the rest of them.... “one of us” they’ll chant, repeatedly... until i start to chant too as the next poor soul walks onto the train in the next stop nico-nico-nee bruh
Lanthan -Aka Loli- i did this to a bunch of other comments and idk why. glad to know i freaked a bunch of randos out like yaself at almost 6:30 in the morning in America lol
everytime i hear it i think “yipeeyaikayeayeeeeee kaiyooooo” or “woooooooweeeeeeee makin bacon” its never anything else until i start thinking about more things Engineer says. but those are always the first things to come into my head
It's a world of terror a world of horror but scarier than all that, a world of ANIME. You have been running for hours, just trying to escape when suddenly... 7:34 "EmkayChan uwu I WOOOOOVE YOU" You hear millions upon billions of voices saying it over and over "EmkayChan uwu I WOOOOOVE YOU" "EmkayChan uwu I WOOOOOVE YOU" "EmkayChan uwu I WOOOOOVE YOU" "EmkayChan uwu I WOOOOOVE YOU" It's all you can hear, when suddenly you hear something else "HELLO LADIES IT IS I EMKAYCHAN" he bends down to your height and whispers in your ear "I love you" you see he has came his pants "U GOOD M8?" you try to say but all you say is "b-b-buddy aw wou oke?" NO! YOUR TURNING INTO ONE OF THEM You cry in pain as you turn into a anime girl You are them now.
"None. There're no lasers. Not yet!" You're the curse commenter for this one! *GASP* Edit: Nobody else notices the lone Kamen Rider among those anime girls? (It's his harem!) Just me? Okay.
7:32 it's the Fam squad...all tho I lost most of the pillows it¨s weird how you have to trap them in your basement so they don't run away I get weird vibes when I'm in bed and they move and scream ¨help¨ like a 27-year-old man.
Reddit: you get 1000 dollars for each crime you do, what crime do you do? Me: *jaywalks repeatedly* *uses someone WiFi and Netflix account without their permission*
7:30 Get the boys, the shotguns, the hand cannons, and the flamethrower. It's demon hunting time. And time to find the stultus that took anime from the forth wall, and introduce him to our way of punishment
