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1:20 According to Google, it would take 1 day, 18 hours, 46 minutes, and 40 seconds for the world's fastest autoclicker to completely annihilate all of humanity.
One friend at my school once said, "What if humans laid giant eggs? Like instead of the child breaking the shell you'd have to know when to break it" so I replied with "What if you had to open up animals so they give birth like humans?"
Damien: *Pretty much just grunts instead of moaning in that one meme* Damien, two seconds later: *Gives an entire paragraph about why he won't contribute to the meme* 7:26 btw
"'Forbidden Bath Bomb' Mmhmmm exclusive one time use" A-aren't all bath bombs one time use? 6/21 Why the hell is this comment still getting traction I said this a year ago
(What) but cold outside (I have to go.) But outside the boy is cold. (Mary) I love you from the inside out (Pause) then hold it in your hand, it will be like ice (I start with a worried mother) You are rude (The boy goes to the floor.) Look at the claim. (I'm sure.) Please (Yes, he only drank half) Going to school, some notes (Thinks Neighbor) This oil is not good (Enter the line.) There is no taxi. (I want to know how) The eyes now look like stars (Recorded later) I took off my hat and wrist (Le-le-le, Pa) Isma (About the best I ever wanted) Why am I so proud? (Command cannot be turned off 1) cannot be used [But] cold, cold outside (I go away) Yes, it's cold outside (No answer) Hi, calm down (Thank you) Have fun (Too hot, your V) Look out the window during a storm (My sister is still coming back.) She is so amazing! (Brother is at the door) You want to enter the tropical ocean (The bride is ugly and beautiful.) Her lips are beautiful. (In another tree) And plant grass (I have to go.) But boy, are you cold or not? (Say, bring me a coat) (Good) I love you because you touch me; (But you can't see) What can you do? (With respect) His future of all the people in my life (And many other side effects) if you die of pneumonia (1 I can not stop) It is too late to escape this problem [Seims] NWA, Kal [But] cold, cold outside
0:26 The woman known for having the most children was a Russian woman who had 69 children. Sixteen (16) pairs of twins, seven (7) sets of triplets, and four (4) sets of quadruplets. Nice.
She had a fun time Ohh wait nevermind she had to give birth 69 times, I take it back, she had a GODDANN WONDERFUL TIME, it wasnt fun, no my friend, IT WAS EXCITING AND AMAZING, I would love to go into labor and give birth 69 times, the only bad part is I'm not dying but it would feel like it.
3:48 i know for a fact that more than one person has contemplated how to kill me c: jokes on them i'm still alive and the only one who can kill me is me
12:31 "Hello. I'm an art student/character designer from the Philippines," Me also art student and from Philippines: Ay, meron pala fan rin kay emkay galing sa philippines. 🙂
4:30 *damien dies* *scooby-doo gang comes* Fred: lets split up gang *everyone splits and he is alone* Damiens body: Im ready freddy. *damien wheeze insert here* Plz notice me damien-chan
*walks into school with mp5* "ARE YA READY KIDS?" "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" *starts shooting* "I CAN'T HEAR YOU" *proceeds to shoot up school while singing spongebob theme song* I'm sorry please don't hurt me
AYE AYE CAPTAIN Aye-aye captain!Ohhhhhh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants! Absorbent and yellow and porous is he! SpongeBob SquarePants!If nautical nonsense be something you wish... SpongeBob SquarePants! Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! SpongeBob Squarepants! Ready? SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob... Square pantssssssssssssssss
my friend is a part of a masonic lodge and they keep finding homless ppl in the basement, one time there was one there before a girls group slept over there
