Raul Alfredo Noriega you don’t have to give them some of the money if it is a gift right? I seem to remember that if you are gifted money that it doesn’t have to go towards them, but I could be wrong.
@@gloomycandy101 pretend she broke up with the other girl and got with you then give her half the cash and leave so that she can continue with her happy life and some cash she can use to buy a house and leave his entitled father out of her life forever
That's why I love rslash voices because they all represent exactly the peoples in the story from the dumb choosing beggars with the deep voice, to the bitchy entitled children and teenagers
@@seanbailey8545, easily negotiable with her. And any questions asked, you can state you have a polygamous marriage. He doesn't state You can't have relations with others lol.
I’ll be honest, there is LITERALLY nothing I wouldn’t do for 180million dollars. Sleeping with someone is definitely not the worst thing 😂 Fuck I’ll sleep with another guy idgaf I’ll cut off a damn finger
One of my friends stole my brothers PSP when I wasn’t looking, his mother was not entitled, when she noticed him with a PSP she didn’t buy him she dragged him crying to our doorstep to apologize and return it. See, good mothers do exist.
I had something similar happen, but with a bad mother - traded a kid at school; my golden gameboy (was one of the first to shift away to black and white instead of that weird green screen the originals had) for his first gen gameboy colour (I added a few games he really wanted and he was the one who asked ME to trade in the first place, so it's not like I was taking advantage of him in any way.) Cue a week later, I'm called to the school office on suspicion of thievery. Turns out his mother found out and basically decided I had bullied her kid or something and stolen his new gameboy. Thankfully, I avoided the charges and we ended up resolving it all by just swapping back, but I was just pissed because he erased all my game data and I had to start again ;_;
Makes me glad I’ve only ever had to deal with customers in restaurants they’re a lot more relaxed with our “etiquette” if someone cursed at you no warning no informing them you’re hanging up the next thing they’ll hear is a fucking click. Not to mention you’re allowed to call people on their bullshit not in nicer restaurants but at least minimum wage type shit if you’re an asshole to me I’m gonna be a bigger asshole back so good luck
I actually used a similar line before on an irate customer. He claimed he would have me fired (my boss is standing right next to me) and blacklist me from working in auto parts or customer service. I said to him, oh please do, I really need to get out of here. I didn’t know people could turn that shade of red.
I'm in customer service as well, I work for a home warranty, though I don't actually speak with the customers anymore, I get to speak with the plumbers/electricians/handymen/etc that we send out(they're much nicer, mostly). We definitely record every call, and yeah, someone would definitely be getting fired if someone somehow got their hands on a specific recording and leaked it somewhere.
@@demoniacfenrir6869 it's still almost certainly against policy, and it wouldn't be that hard to figure out who leaked the recordings if anyone at the company found out.
@Michael Labbe He mentions it nearly every time there's some sort of recording or video of a story featured on his channel, so I'd say yeah, he would absolutely do it.
this seems like the perfect set up for a sitcom where a dirt poor gay man and the billionaire's lesbian daughter get married and take the money and buy a mansion where they live with their actual spouses. "sleeping together" is actually them falling asleep on the same couch during movie night. the big sitcom part is the formerly broke guy having to live with the rich girl and also them trying to hide all evidence of the actual spouses and acting like they are attracted to each other when the dad comes for a surprise visit
@Curtis Riceman because that's the fun part- neither of them are attracted to each other whatsoever, she being a lesbian and the guy being gay. if the man were to be bisexual or straight, it would open up the possibility that he'd fall in love with her for real, which is imo a terrible and boring trope to fall into. it's been done before. a lovely friendship between to lgbt leads trying to keep up pretenses is funny and has lots of potential
My mother, who knows full well what my game systems are called, still calls my Nintendo, Playstation, and even my computer as my 'not an X-box.' She is 62 and plays games with me on streams. I have a cool mom.
Calling the cops would've been so easy. You have the receipt, they don't. You have the charging cables and such, they don't. Like what the heck are people thinking. If you want to steal be smart enough to do it the right way...
For the girls bounty, you could make a proposal. Find the girl and tell her you'll give her at least 50% of the money if she is willing to stick with a plan, and you can pretend to be married and all while she is on the side until you've got your money
Rslash: "Imagine every time you show your face in public, there are dozens of people of the gender you're not attracted to- " Me, a pansexual (meaning I like all genders) : Nani??
Entitled parent logic: "Dump your gf/bf for ek!" I don't have one. "Dump your life savings and give them to ek!" I don't have life savings. "WeLl wHaT dO YoU hAvE!?!" A bucket of sand.
@Curtis Riceman Nah. Play it cool, stay married even if you dont even live together, then after some years you divorce and act as if it was the relationship and stuff even if this was the plan from the start
*em’s kids write their names on ds’s that aren’t theirs* EM:It has their name on it so it’s theirs *Dad pulls out sharpie and writes his name on em’s house* Dad:Get our of my house
As someone from Mississippi. You don’t see many entitled people. Mainly because if they try to be, they are almost instantly told to BTFO. Such as in the reddit post. 10/10
Hold on rSlash...you have TWO extra bedrooms? I need a place to stay and I feel entitled to move into your rooms ..for free of course. Please move your stuff out immediately or I'll contact the owner 😁
@@petitos50 Excuse me! You DARE to think that you may remove the room from ME?! I am a single mother with two beautiful children and they deserve the absolute best! And we WILL be taking that room!
Actually both of those rooms are mine! As my daughter got straight A's this year and I'm renting both of those rooms out to pay for a party for her cat. You guys are making kid's pet cry!
@@mlwl6487 Excuse me!? Are you playing around when you should be booking those rooms for Phineas's wonderful children? Is this REALLY how you treat your customers?! Well, Phineas WAS going to pay you in exposure, but now Phineas DEMANDS to speak with your manager!
The seccond story ending:the dad taking out a sharpie and drawing his name on the ems hause:hippoty hoppoty this is my property, hippoty hoppoty get off of my property
I cried a little hearing the treatment of those games and systems. I collect games and that is the WORST thing someone can do to them, carving their names or initials into the games. Then the dad did worst. But I wasn't upset by this. They were already ruined.
I actually had a conversation go similar to that. EM: I've been coming here for over 9 years, I work for the state, and I'm going to have you fired. Me: Well, I guess I'll be hanging up then, hope you have a good rest of your day. EM: *clearly confused and enraged* You're hanging up on me?! Why?! Me: As you said, I'm about to be fired, so I'm going to go and pack my things, hope you have a good rest of your day! *click*
@@UndercastEsmeganitrospeed you're right, most countries use full stops instead of commas and commas instead of decimal points, which really fucks me up.
BRICKBOSS's Story BB: *Walks to his friends house* BB: *Sees his friend holding his stolen DS* BB's Friend: Oh hey dude, what u- BB: What are you doing with my DSI? BB's Friend: *Looks at his hand* BB's Friend: DUHHHHH, IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!
ClimateCTRL I agree... and seeing all the disgusting comments I’m just SO glad my parents were accepting. My worst nightmare is to have a bunch of men stalking me and thinking they can “turn me straight”. I’ve thought about it, and I actually, truly think I’d rather end my life than live in fear of getting raped 24/7
EP: "Sleep with my daughter for enough money for the rest of your life and probably until your great-grandkids" Me: Sure EP: "She's a lesbian" Me: "I'm gay and poor, give me the fricking money"
I have 0 interest in ever getting married, I would be willing to marry her, to get the bounty off, not sleep, give her half of the money and let her live with the lady she loves. BOOM! Sorted.
EP: *googles Facebook founder* EP:I know the owner of facebook!!! Me: You know ABOUT the owner of Facebook... Me: But do you know about JTK? EP: No,what kind of loser is that? Me: *Turns into Jeff The Killer* Passer-by: Oh s***... FBI officer #1: We can't do anything. He is an urban legend. FBI officer #2:We have the evidence here. *points at the corpse of the EP* FBI officer #1: *Light body on fire* What corpse? FBI officer #2: What are you doing?!? FBI officer #1: *Stares at officer #2* Do you want to be killed by Jeff?!? Jeff: My name a Jeff. FBI officer #1: No,not that dead meme Jeff.That Jeff! *Points at the obvious serial killer called Jeff* FBI officer #2: *gulp* Well...shi..... This comment went from something funny to something really f-ed up... I really don't know what I am doing sometimes... :| Sorry. ._.
EM: LET ME SPEAK TO THE MANAGER RIGHT NOW!!!!! Me: Ma'm, I'm the manager and I'll be cancelling your order tomorrow. And won't be ordering from you ever again! EM: I KNOW THE OWNE- Me: *Hangs up*
