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@Hexlle
@Hexlle 4 года назад
“10 billion items delivered safely” *wait i thought it was 16*
@gamergod9993
@gamergod9993 4 года назад
Same xD
@ilostmyoreo116
@ilostmyoreo116 4 года назад
I was trying to find this, it wouldve been 10 if the lock was closed
@kaceydias
@kaceydias 4 года назад
Ilost myoreo Or would it have been eight?
@verypotato6699
@verypotato6699 4 года назад
A tradegy.
@turbocoder0458
@turbocoder0458 4 года назад
I still think it is
@tristepin2228
@tristepin2228 4 года назад
As a person from Switzerland, yes, swiss knives does come from cheese. when the cheese is under fermentation in a sort of humid and cold basement, a knife grow inside the cheese, after the cheese is fermented, to extract the knife from the cheese we drill multiple holes to find it, because it doesn't grow all the time at the center of the cheese, that's why our cheese has a lot of holes. you're welcome for the fact.
@devy_max
@devy_max 4 года назад
thank you
@kaimajak3791
@kaimajak3791 4 года назад
Lol
@gforcemaster3885
@gforcemaster3885 4 года назад
I had no idea!
@thediamondgroup1839
@thediamondgroup1839 4 года назад
As a Swiss I can agree
@brendanbush2174
@brendanbush2174 4 года назад
What a fact!
@therealindoraptor7944
@therealindoraptor7944 3 года назад
“aaaaaAAAAAAAAA *AAAAAA* “ “Tradegy- I mean tragedy” “This is the fastest speed IVE ever heard of” “This fish killed him! *laughs* this is not something to laugh about” “Is it gay to see?” “ITS CALLED GOOGLE” Just my favorite Jack quotes from this vid
@Kin_fe
@Kin_fe 3 года назад
I literally read the “This is the fastest speed IVE ever heard of” when he said it
@cobraii7187
@cobraii7187 2 года назад
The fish one reminded me of TF2’s Holy Mackerel
@the_Dos__
@the_Dos__ 2 года назад
Timestamps?
@abbycollins
@abbycollins 2 года назад
Jack outta context
@kwackmina4509
@kwackmina4509 3 года назад
EmKay: *says tradegy* everyone: get em boys! EmKay: no I meant tragedy please don't get mad. Everyone: nevermind!
@Herobrine100x
@Herobrine100x 3 года назад
Everyone: too late
@shubagoose2373
@shubagoose2373 3 года назад
@@Herobrine100x yes
@dawnbelleini8036
@dawnbelleini8036 3 года назад
This situation is an absolute tradegy
@thepyrogamer4490
@thepyrogamer4490 3 года назад
Tradegy
@thenamelessone8192
@thenamelessone8192 2 года назад
He’s Jack
@thequeenofpuns8454
@thequeenofpuns8454 4 года назад
“Is Minecraft racist?” Subtitles: “Is Minecraft rice toast?”
@EAZZEE
@EAZZEE 4 года назад
yes, yes it is rice toast.
@DeepfriedChips
@DeepfriedChips 4 года назад
Is minecraft from rice toast it said
@tierd_spaghetti0
@tierd_spaghetti0 4 года назад
Minecraft is rice toast conformed.
@muperduper4967
@muperduper4967 4 года назад
@꧁ AnnaBanana ꧂ its that the villagers that are peaceful are white, but the pillagers and others are gray
@lavonnegreene8911
@lavonnegreene8911 4 года назад
I mean, is it
@RomanSangemino
@RomanSangemino 4 года назад
I just thought of a palm tree with a face... I'm scared now.
@Crevasse
@Crevasse 4 года назад
O H N O
@trektroveee
@trektroveee 4 года назад
Roman Sangemino Pokemon-?
@littlecrewmate1528
@littlecrewmate1528 4 года назад
You remember art attack
@meowthtroplaysvideogames
@meowthtroplaysvideogames 4 года назад
I have seen one before... twas cursed
@Jumbatato
@Jumbatato 4 года назад
Yooooo
@bluezee333
@bluezee333 3 года назад
1:30 The facepalm is that they are protesting to re-open gyms by doing exercise outside saying that they don’t need gym’s.
@ultraxisprime5152
@ultraxisprime5152 3 года назад
THANK YOU.
@Gl-my8fw
@Gl-my8fw 3 года назад
Excatly, but the lockdowns were still overkill.
@ColourlessFlames
@ColourlessFlames 3 года назад
@@Gl-my8fw seriously? Trying to stop a pandemic is overkill?
@Gl-my8fw
@Gl-my8fw 3 года назад
@@ColourlessFlames except it isnt half as severe as people pretend and lockdowns hurt people just as badly. I dont play those games either way though.
@ColourlessFlames
@ColourlessFlames 3 года назад
@@Gl-my8fw there is always a negative to everything. Don't do a lock down and people suffer. Do a lock down and people suffer. Just try not to get sick if you have to do stuff
@mrporbig
@mrporbig 3 года назад
rip jack whenever he was born-2020 "tradegy"
@frog_that_screams
@frog_that_screams 2 месяца назад
his death was a tradegy
@Cheese-fp5bh
@Cheese-fp5bh 4 года назад
“The sticky-ness, the absolute slimy feeling”-Jack. if you just listen to that part and nothing else of that sentence, it sounds wrong doesn’t it?
@verypotato6699
@verypotato6699 4 года назад
A very odd Dragon. I wonder why he relates stickiness with butter instead of slipperiness.
@white-eyesbluedragon1767
@white-eyesbluedragon1767 4 года назад
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@NiqIce
@NiqIce 4 года назад
lol ur right
@kingofflames738
@kingofflames738 4 года назад
No, it sounds absolutely _perfect_
@yoursonyes5998
@yoursonyes5998 4 года назад
**insert Lenny face**
@Goh._907
@Goh._907 4 года назад
"16 billion items were delivered safely and securely" X-doubt
@sherriecharles4312
@sherriecharles4312 4 года назад
Its 10 billion
@redactedname8228
@redactedname8228 4 года назад
@@sherriecharles4312 the lock is a 6
@penguinpenguinpenguin
@penguinpenguinpenguin 4 года назад
@@sherriecharles4312 the lock is a 6 idiot
@kirby1781
@kirby1781 4 года назад
To be fair, with how it is designed, when it wasn't zoomed in (like the thumbnail at the time of this comment), it looks like a 0, not a 6 because the space is harder to see.
@anon46
@anon46 4 года назад
@@penguinpenguinpenguin u saying jack is an idiot too? Because he said 10 bil
@imani134
@imani134 3 года назад
"Don't spam this in the comment" TRADEGY
@ultraxisprime5152
@ultraxisprime5152 3 года назад
TOO LATE!
@thepyrosharktf2
@thepyrosharktf2 3 года назад
TRADEGY
@shoelace403
@shoelace403 3 года назад
TRADEGY
@hans3000
@hans3000 3 года назад
TRADEGY
@aomine.8907
@aomine.8907 3 года назад
TaGeDyU
@legoman5491
@legoman5491 3 года назад
"My names jack my voice is a little bit stuffy" My brain "it should be my voice is a little bit cracked"
@hUh--
@hUh-- 4 года назад
"Adopting kids that don't match your ethnicity or your spouses is racist." Me: "I don't think you know what racism is..."
@achtsekundenfurz7876
@achtsekundenfurz7876 3 года назад
Same about those "WhiteLivesMatter is racist but BlackLivesMatter s not" claims. The average _users_ of the two maybe, but the two tags themselves? It's racist to say that they differ in racism, literally.
@dr.syedmuhammadmanazer-ul-414
@dr.syedmuhammadmanazer-ul-414 3 года назад
Yea Rasism means to underprivilege a race or divide the races with their own things they are alowed to do
@Enderia2
@Enderia2 3 года назад
It probably means you’re not racist, at least at that race.
@Enderia2
@Enderia2 3 года назад
@@achtsekundenfurz7876 why do they do this anyway? just say AllLivesMatter… as long as they matter…
@nevergonnagiveyouup1180
@nevergonnagiveyouup1180 3 года назад
Well there was a great analogy I found. Not that it matters but before I say it. I’d like to clarify I’m Asian If a bunch of people have potatoes and I say. I want potatoes and you say everyone wants potatoes and just move on. It does nothing to address the actual situation at hand. Just stating an obvious and ignoring the person who actually doesn’t have potatoes.
@Notsuzpicious
@Notsuzpicious 4 года назад
0:50 To be fair, they did say BOYS armchair.
@constantTVstatic
@constantTVstatic 4 года назад
That's what I was thinking too lol
@66xth
@66xth 4 года назад
oh i was thinking it said boys because like, "kinfine bois"
@gamingreborn1114
@gamingreborn1114 3 года назад
Emkay: Tradegy, oh wait DON'T SPAM THAT IN THE COMMENTS. Should not have said that... SHOULD NOT HAVE SAID THAT.
@Crackpot_Astronaut
@Crackpot_Astronaut 3 года назад
"I have a great idea to show how badly we need the gyms reopened." "Oh yeah, what's the idea?" "Let's stage a protest and prove anyone can exercise anywhere! Even on the sidewalk outside of a court house!" "That's a great idea!" 🤦‍♀️
@ely_wannadie
@ely_wannadie 4 года назад
the reopening gyms one is dumb because theyre literally proving they dont need gyms to workout...
@stuffzyxk1446
@stuffzyxk1446 3 года назад
R/Facepalm
@wiiblii8584
@wiiblii8584 3 года назад
Ascended brain. wrinkles over hear
@becjed1701
@becjed1701 3 года назад
When he said Come on bla blai Blair I got scared My name's Blair...
@stuffzyxk1446
@stuffzyxk1446 3 года назад
@Eleanor Murray 91 (STUDENT) ik...I was saying it to the people
@stuffzyxk1446
@stuffzyxk1446 3 года назад
@Eleanor Murray 91 (STUDENT) so congratulations, you played yourself
@loosewire6718
@loosewire6718 4 года назад
Everybody: Jack: “I love listening to that song ‘I Write Sins, Not Tradegy’ by Panic At The Discord”
@artemis9799
@artemis9799 4 года назад
If this is a joke I don't get it,but if this is just a misptype I wanted to say it's disco not discord.
@anoldradio
@anoldradio 4 года назад
gacha catXD that’s the point that jack mispronounced it
@cinemation4515
@cinemation4515 4 года назад
@@artemis9799 thanks for the r/woooosh post
@valeforedark
@valeforedark 4 года назад
Tragedy?
@wta1518
@wta1518 4 года назад
valeforedark tradegy
@Vertraic
@Vertraic 3 года назад
5:40 Might be a reasonable question, just poorly phrased. They could seriously be curious about whether a brother/sister is closer genetically to you than your mother/father. Since you get 50% of your chromosomes from each parent, theoretically you could either have 100% the same chromosomes as your sibling, or 0%, or anywhere in between. So depending on random chance, on average they will be the same, while for any individual case, it is random which is closer to you. For the following post, I think they meant lyrics and music, rather than song an music. And indeed, there are cases where the lyrics do not fit the music at all. (I remember one song that had really upbeat happy music, while the lyrics were about death, loss, and pain. Did NOT fit.)
@jihrexz666
@jihrexz666 3 года назад
Oh shit
@dontforgetyoursunscreen
@dontforgetyoursunscreen Год назад
Dont forget mutations which will cause a slightly larger difference
@m.guypirate6900
@m.guypirate6900 3 года назад
I’m imagining baby bakugo naming himself lord explosion murder lol
@dragonsncake9787
@dragonsncake9787 3 года назад
OMG YES
@ultraxisprime5152
@ultraxisprime5152 3 года назад
YEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!! You are CULTRED!
@corneliaoxienstierna1439
@corneliaoxienstierna1439 3 года назад
Nobody cares, actually
@corneliaoxienstierna1439
@corneliaoxienstierna1439 3 года назад
@Sargent_HIPPO yo if it was towards me, understandable. i had a bad day while writing previous comment i still want to stab something, just read the most depressing book of all time
@notdestorm497
@notdestorm497 3 года назад
@@corneliaoxienstierna1439 happens man. Hope u are doing ok now.
@zeahsaur
@zeahsaur 4 года назад
“Tradegy” -Emkay, 2020
@RedDevil_of_The_Nine_Hells
@RedDevil_of_The_Nine_Hells 4 года назад
We must carry this further
@Starlight_Collective
@Starlight_Collective 4 года назад
"tragedy" (in CC) -The Video Editing Software's attempt to keep EmKay from being assaulted by comments (and for THAT ONE PERSON who doesn't know what CC stands for, it means closed captions (i was that person years ago lmfao)) enjoy the quotes lol
@steffe8103
@steffe8103 4 года назад
Aurora Hitt brerhhhrre ekeerrr,rrr.r.rr.eefff.örh.th.gr
@steffe8103
@steffe8103 4 года назад
Aurora .cr.ä.Se.s.scds.rc.cds,vrt,yref
@steffe8103
@steffe8103 4 года назад
Aurora Hitt ,!s,s/s/s-"-"-""/":"::&:&
@tuopi27
@tuopi27 4 года назад
"dont you dare start spamming that in the comment section" tradegy
@naghi32
@naghi32 4 года назад
Yeah, it's a tradegy ...
@bluefox5331
@bluefox5331 4 года назад
I no longer remember how to write the word. Help
@thearc4841
@thearc4841 4 года назад
Hopefully another tradegy doesn't happen again.
@tankmanled2874
@tankmanled2874 4 года назад
Tradegy
@manperson6917
@manperson6917 4 года назад
Tradegy
@blue_shift_1462
@blue_shift_1462 3 года назад
"There is no knife defence. There is only knife survival." - Master Oogway
@evoyjonathan
@evoyjonathan 3 года назад
"Don't you dare start spamming this in the comment section below" Welcome to the Internet tradegy
@paradoxwastaken
@paradoxwastaken 2 года назад
i shall continue the lyrics: "have a look around"
@schindlerteejay94
@schindlerteejay94 4 года назад
EmKay - “stop spamming Tradegy in the comments.” everyone in the Comments selection - “Well, yes, but actually no.”
@youregoingtobrazil5820
@youregoingtobrazil5820 4 года назад
Such a tradegy
@deathfurychoumain7019
@deathfurychoumain7019 4 года назад
"sigh" such such tradegy
@JayMick
@JayMick 4 года назад
Hate you.
@ltfreeborn
@ltfreeborn 4 года назад
Good guess, but actually no.
@verypotato6699
@verypotato6699 4 года назад
A tradegy
@Damien_Paxton
@Damien_Paxton 4 года назад
12:41 Pronounces name then repeats paragraph saying “I’m not gonna dare attempt that name”.
@sksdood7682
@sksdood7682 4 года назад
It's not that hard tho
@suffer.719
@suffer.719 4 года назад
r/facepalm
@Lawsonomy1
@Lawsonomy1 2 года назад
1:22 When I was going to graduate school I lived in a trailer. Some instabilities developed in the floor in the living room. I marked them off with tape so people would know where not to stand. The first thing anyone new did on coming to my place was to go and stand on the tape and say loudly "what is this?!" ... that tape spectacularly failed at its job.
@carlosvieira6000
@carlosvieira6000 3 года назад
I'm from brazil, and i get really mad when someone says i'm speaking spanish
@whateverthisis389
@whateverthisis389 3 года назад
I'm Filipino. I get pissed when someone thinks I'm speaking Spanish WHEN TAGALOG AND ESPAÑOL ARE CLEARLY 2 VERY DIFFERENT THINGS
@dragonsncake9787
@dragonsncake9787 3 года назад
I haven't actually finished my lessons on learning Portuguese seeing as I moved halfway through my third year of learning but it really is a beautiful language and once I finally finish learning it I can't wait to be able to speak the lovely language and converse with someone who can speak it as well
@eddiecowen2624
@eddiecowen2624 3 года назад
Its just Spanish left
@dragonsncake9787
@dragonsncake9787 3 года назад
@@eddiecowen2624 actually fun fact it's a mix of Spanish and French
@eddiecowen2624
@eddiecowen2624 3 года назад
@@dragonsncake9787 I was making a joke about where Portugal is, but didn't know Portuguese has French roots!
@intoxicated5321
@intoxicated5321 4 года назад
It's a real tradegy that everyone's gonna make fun of you now
@celerycheesesalad9744
@celerycheesesalad9744 4 года назад
I really wanna correct it to stradegy
@codyjohnson6427
@codyjohnson6427 4 года назад
@@celerycheesesalad9744 strategy
@rezkin_kdt7034
@rezkin_kdt7034 4 года назад
Yes what a tradegy
@jvhunko
@jvhunko 4 года назад
DIC TEA mmmmmmmmmmmm REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING
@celerycheesesalad9744
@celerycheesesalad9744 4 года назад
Cody Johnson didn’t even realise damn thx
@darienb1127
@darienb1127 4 года назад
Before: "man this will be funny!" After: "what little soul and passion i had left for the human race has been tested once again. And i'm failing."
@0RandomInternetGuy0
@0RandomInternetGuy0 4 года назад
I'm surprised you still have faith in humanity after this.
@camix4843
@camix4843 4 года назад
Lol
@claytonjacobson6509
@claytonjacobson6509 3 года назад
9:58 :The real facepalm is the comma placement on the number of views.
@cmyk8964
@cmyk8964 2 года назад
That’s probably taken on a phone in India or somewhere close bc that’s how the lakh-crore system works. They put a new comma at 1,000 1,00,000 and 1,00,00,000. It’s how the language names large numbers.
@VetyBurr
@VetyBurr 3 года назад
10:38 this has the same energy as telling the waiter 'You too' when they say 'Have a nice meal'
@actionjackson3522
@actionjackson3522 4 года назад
"Babies should name themselves." Ok, so we're supposed to wait until kids are old enough to speak, read, and write a name like Tyrannosaurus Rex?
@jinayvora9704
@jinayvora9704 4 года назад
"Jackson"
@user-wv5yt6qp5w
@user-wv5yt6qp5w 4 года назад
“Poop”
@ianmoseley9910
@ianmoseley9910 4 года назад
Maybe issue their social security number at birth
@Sip_Dhit
@Sip_Dhit 4 года назад
@Dark Shadow Storm I mean anyone can legally change there name at some point in their life
@AlexandarHullRichter
@AlexandarHullRichter 4 года назад
I thought that method was replaced by the process that gave us Ag Ugg I'm Dying You Idiot Sinclair.
@Joemama-ip8di
@Joemama-ip8di 4 года назад
2:36 I think that the guy commenting is arguing about the butter that is in the popcorn bags.
@sollyswolly1623
@sollyswolly1623 4 года назад
Somehow this idea makes more and less sense now
@benjaminallen7907
@benjaminallen7907 4 года назад
Or melted butter
@nathanzimmer859
@nathanzimmer859 4 года назад
Hudson Orr dude it’s a joke
@ScaraGucci
@ScaraGucci 3 года назад
The thing with Google is probably people using Chrome and having a different site set as their home page, so you just type Google in the URL line which actually Googles Google. Stupid I know but the only explanation that gives me hope in humanity 😢
@jayeshbisht8999
@jayeshbisht8999 3 года назад
As someone who's mother "accidentally" changed the default search engine to yahoo and searched Google everytime she booted up. I can confirm.
@kingaxe15
@kingaxe15 3 года назад
Every one: " don't do it" Me: "tradegy" Everyone: *sighs* really? Me: Y E S
@rosieposie4241
@rosieposie4241 4 года назад
My mum doesn’t have the Covid Safe App because “It Tracks where you go”
@kwak3053
@kwak3053 4 года назад
Me E same
@MandMs05
@MandMs05 4 года назад
I don't go outside because people on the streets can see where I am
@alexs6746
@alexs6746 4 года назад
That’s......that’s literally the entire point...I have lost faith in humanity at this point
@YetAnotherGeorgeth
@YetAnotherGeorgeth 4 года назад
It would be funnier if she has an android because Google is waaaaaaaay ahead of here!
@CT--2716
@CT--2716 4 года назад
And it only works when you and the other person have your and the other persons phone on with the app open
@treybroome315
@treybroome315 4 года назад
“That’s a bloody Tradegy” - Jack 2020
@asdraanimationl118
@asdraanimationl118 4 года назад
I love when people quote things youtubers say
@Iinemiida
@Iinemiida 4 года назад
Cute..? Do you mean quote?
@jacobcallahan3741
@jacobcallahan3741 4 года назад
@Ow my Bones BRUH
@asdraanimationl118
@asdraanimationl118 4 года назад
@@IinemiidaI had a sintax error moment.
@thearc4841
@thearc4841 4 года назад
@Ow my Bones r/wooosh
@tetrik6499
@tetrik6499 3 года назад
Oh boy, I can't wait to see the absolute lack of comments of Jack saying "Tradegy"!
@alexthedolphin0939
@alexthedolphin0939 3 года назад
4:45 yes. It is necessary. Always have silk touch as main, and fortune 3 as secondary.
@animeepstudios9110
@animeepstudios9110 2 года назад
I had a really sweet pickaxe with Efficiency 5, Unbreaking 3 all the usual and silk touch, and I had a gold pickaxe with fortune 3 because that was the only one that had unfortunately.
@swahilimaster
@swahilimaster 4 года назад
"People protest gym closure by proving they don't need a gym to work out"
@alexeysaranchev6118
@alexeysaranchev6118 4 года назад
You also don't really need hot water for showering, bed for sleeping or table for eating.
@blableu4519
@blableu4519 4 года назад
@@alexeysaranchev6118 ...
@blableu4519
@blableu4519 4 года назад
@@alexeysaranchev6118 That's really stupid because you're comparing a healthy activity VS primary needs. Plus , you don't need machines to workout . There are plenty of exercises you can do without them . A gym is useful but not mandatory to properly exercise.
@alexeysaranchev6118
@alexeysaranchev6118 4 года назад
@@blableu4519 Gym is not an essential need. You won't die neither your health will deplete without a gym. A buff guy might lose several kilos of exsessive muscles without gym, but a lack of a gym will not cause any health issues. Maybe I failed to deliver the irony in my original post, and you mistook it for a straight-faced statement.
@akidmuhaimin6077
@akidmuhaimin6077 4 года назад
"Tradegy" By: EmKay
@illu-logoeditor
@illu-logoeditor 3 года назад
trade j
@ambulas930
@ambulas930 3 года назад
tradegy
@thegod9539
@thegod9539 3 года назад
We have army attack Tradegy
@mr.wiskers8163
@mr.wiskers8163 3 года назад
yes
@Imaxe__l
@Imaxe__l 3 года назад
Tradegy
@RageDasher_7751
@RageDasher_7751 3 года назад
3:59 well, he's got a point though. Hawaiian pizza was NOT made on Hawaii, so this question pretty much has the same energy
@the4thsteve27
@the4thsteve27 3 года назад
4:38 To the second question: depends. Do you need large amounts of raw materials(eg stone), and do you build with blocks that don't drop anything without silk(like glass)
@peytonjanes
@peytonjanes 2 года назад
Silk touch can't be stacked onto mending
@the4thsteve27
@the4thsteve27 2 года назад
@@peytonjanes yes, we know
@plushyguy3000
@plushyguy3000 4 года назад
"That's a bloody tradegy oh god I meant tragedy, DON'T YOU DARE start spamming this in the bloody comment section!" EmKay May 31, 2020
@jericowells1435
@jericowells1435 3 года назад
Lol
@captainfluffles9072
@captainfluffles9072 3 года назад
tradegy
@cattyrant9996
@cattyrant9996 3 года назад
tradegy
@greghokanson2409
@greghokanson2409 3 года назад
TRADGEGY
@yeeesnamesbeegboie7285
@yeeesnamesbeegboie7285 3 года назад
Tragdegdy
@NotNicot
@NotNicot 4 года назад
14:10 Jack speaking in spanish just made my day
@realitysmistake8430
@realitysmistake8430 4 года назад
The mighty lord doge
@deadchannel294
@deadchannel294 3 года назад
I remember one time I ordered something off of amazon and the 64 dollar shipping option was 2 days slower than the free option, in fact the free option was the fastest out of all of them
@dontforgetyoursunscreen
@dontforgetyoursunscreen Год назад
3:26 you now have me convinced that we should have kids choose their names
@ThatLonelyGamer_
@ThatLonelyGamer_ 4 года назад
9:45 i actually had a professor who was muted AND disabled comments on the lecture, so nobody could even tell her she was muted lol
@dbseamz
@dbseamz 4 года назад
Grabs whiteboard Writes "UNMUTE" on whiteboard Holds whiteboard up to camera
@thisisafakename2047
@thisisafakename2047 4 года назад
she? ok
@bokocop5725
@bokocop5725 4 года назад
@@thisisafakename2047 you got a problem with female professors?
@lunadragonliz
@lunadragonliz 2 года назад
@@thisisafakename2047 ???????
@Liggliluff
@Liggliluff 4 года назад
(3:20) There's a community in Africa that gives their babies a temporary name based on the weekday's name. Then when they turn 6 or so, they get their real name. This name can therefore be based on their personality, and the child could have some input too. Or do it like Sweden; when you reach the age of 18, you have the legal rights to change your given name to any legal name you want, for free. If you want future changes, you'll have to pay a fee. This is a great system if you're not satisfied with the name your parents gave you.
@ninxskii
@ninxskii 4 года назад
Trans people must be very happy with the fact they can change their name for free once they turn 18- ah- how i wish America was like that.
@matiaspereyra9392
@matiaspereyra9392 4 года назад
@@ninxskii ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Eq6Kpz76FGs.html (I don't even live there but check the case of "talulah does the hoola from Hawaii" [or something like that] she made her legal name "k" independently of her birth certificate) The US has some wacky name rules (or lack of them)
@superphatcakes
@superphatcakes 4 года назад
America has literally everything like that under some sort of fee. Heaven forbid you prefer to legally go by another name without having to pay for it. I know there's reasons behind it, but maybe in the future things can be changed to something comparable to the Sweden example.
@Liggliluff
@Liggliluff 4 года назад
@@superphatcakes Changing name shouldn't be like changing a username. The fee is there to discourage name changing unless you really want to commit to it, and to pay for the resources. But you should still get that one free name change. You didn't pick your own name, after all.
@wesselopdebeek6437
@wesselopdebeek6437 3 года назад
Tradegy
@skilled_access1138
@skilled_access1138 3 года назад
Listen I know I’m 11 months late to this video but as an actual adopted kid seeing 8:51 pisses me off so much!
@Aatell764
@Aatell764 3 года назад
When I worked at McDonald's we'd often hook up orders for complete strangers and we'd cram as many nuggets that could fit without smashing them up. I liked when someone would drive off after making an order so you got a couple spare burgers or whatever and the next guy in line we'd just give it to him. Those extras would have gone in the trash aswell as we'd have to record it and we'd then get in trouble over it so the most logical thing was to just give it away. There is good reason we were the most popular McDonald's in town lol
@maxendermen
@maxendermen 4 года назад
Em kay - "DONT YOU START SPAMING THIS IN THE CHAT" Me - "this" Edit: People liked "this"
@JayMick
@JayMick 4 года назад
Hate y- okay no this is accepted.
@kaceydias
@kaceydias 4 года назад
This in the chat
@verypotato6699
@verypotato6699 4 года назад
This in the chat
@alexs6746
@alexs6746 4 года назад
Madlad
@cartermartin3710
@cartermartin3710 4 года назад
Tradegy in the chat
@enderteimant740
@enderteimant740 4 года назад
Day 7 of asking Jack to say "Don't do crack, my name is Jack" in the intro *DISCLAIMER* If saying this will get you demonitized, Your wealth will be prioritized.
@cya6109
@cya6109 4 года назад
Why do I see this everywhere wtf is this meme
@BuhBungus
@BuhBungus 4 года назад
My name is jack and I sell crack
@JayMick
@JayMick 4 года назад
Ohhhhh just you wait buddy. Just you wait.
@delta24242
@delta24242 Год назад
I'm just here to remind Jack of his mistake two years later when he said tradegy. The Viewers will never let him forget it.
@jericowells1435
@jericowells1435 3 года назад
Jack:let's write that down for a script one day I'll pay money to see a movie by this comedy legend
@ruslans2006
@ruslans2006 4 года назад
1:28 Are we going to ignore the fact that they spelled table wrong?
@jacklow9611
@jacklow9611 4 года назад
Evidently, I guess. I did notice that, but they move too fast between segments for me to do anything, because it slipped my mind with the other , succeeding posts. Sorry.
@jericowells1435
@jericowells1435 3 года назад
Yes
@theimperialguard3935
@theimperialguard3935 3 года назад
Egg
@jericowells1435
@jericowells1435 3 года назад
@@theimperialguard3935 𝕘𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝕒𝕨𝕟𝕤𝕖𝕣
@charliefinnmichael4770
@charliefinnmichael4770 3 года назад
Okay, it took me a second to realize. So I might be a fucking idiot
@foofy.friend
@foofy.friend 4 года назад
12:06 I paid for the whole speedometer, I'm gonna use the whole speedometer.
@iappeareverywhere6351
@iappeareverywhere6351 4 года назад
Ues
@krol6282
@krol6282 4 года назад
You have reached the bruh number in the like amount
@tutuanimacoes6220
@tutuanimacoes6220 3 года назад
5:32 FINALLY SOMEONE KNOWS THAT BRAZIL SPEAKS PORTUGUESE
@j.p.6932
@j.p.6932 5 месяцев назад
1:51 The hysterical part is Jack missed the irony of doing exercises that can be done at home in an attempt to say gyms are necessary.
@Jayx2u
@Jayx2u 4 года назад
0:00 10 billion, yes it totally says 10 billion not 16 billion.
@finnpom7795
@finnpom7795 4 года назад
@@user-hv3jm2ov7j yeah totally...
@evdogg9186
@evdogg9186 4 года назад
@@finnpom7795 yeah totally...
@lazy_laisy3687
@lazy_laisy3687 4 года назад
@@evdogg9186 yeah totally
@oofnisehere9028
@oofnisehere9028 4 года назад
Alaia 's world of candy yeah totally
@whpl5044
@whpl5044 4 года назад
...yllatot haeY
@JesusChrist-xn7qt
@JesusChrist-xn7qt 4 года назад
the fact that God sent me here is a facepalm alone
@Xm1le
@Xm1le 4 года назад
Lol
@wattah9299
@wattah9299 4 года назад
You or Jesus Christ?
@tylerb.3596
@tylerb.3596 4 года назад
Lol
@retardthatdraws7545
@retardthatdraws7545 4 года назад
I guess your dad hates you
@burrito9138
@burrito9138 4 года назад
i need some facts, why do i exist
@CVdesu
@CVdesu 3 года назад
3:58 "Accidentally" . You'll be surprised looking at most people search history.
@carolinesconcertvids860
@carolinesconcertvids860 Год назад
My dog was resting on my bed, and when Jack started screaming/singing during the slavery post, my dog looked up and was staring at the TV lol
@thewinspear7325
@thewinspear7325 4 года назад
When you make a mistake about a word what a..... tradegy
@nightlyneko3808
@nightlyneko3808 4 года назад
Tradegy
@isaacthecold3802
@isaacthecold3802 4 года назад
Traggy
@Beasearcher
@Beasearcher 4 года назад
Tradegy
@iexistsomehow4118
@iexistsomehow4118 4 года назад
its spelled Tradegy
@reeversaulsvlogs4974
@reeversaulsvlogs4974 4 года назад
@@iexistsomehow4118 R/whooosh
@davisgc02
@davisgc02 4 года назад
9:57 What's with the weird placing of the comma in the number of views? "1,90,452"
@savitasharma6110
@savitasharma6110 4 года назад
That is the Indian numerical system. The hundred thousandth is called lac/lakh and has its own comma.
@Hacker-cw9lc
@Hacker-cw9lc 4 года назад
@@savitasharma6110 0of its fake views
@marcelohalealves3680
@marcelohalealves3680 4 года назад
I thought I was the only one to notice it
@hUh--
@hUh-- 4 года назад
@@Hacker-cw9lc nope...
@destinystriumph1573
@destinystriumph1573 4 года назад
@@Hacker-cw9lc In order to actually be able to hack, you have to have some semblance of intelligence. I still wonder why you're called Hacker
@risunamashaba2060
@risunamashaba2060 3 года назад
8:00 damn, that boy hit that note real good
@imogenganderton1353
@imogenganderton1353 3 года назад
1. That table sign was spelt wrong and 2. I had to facepalm myself when you said about cats pmsing, dogs do as well. Good video though. Emkay's always entertaining.
@ThatHBDude
@ThatHBDude 4 года назад
male person: **breathes** women: oH tHaTs GaY
@Music7Ada
@Music7Ada 4 года назад
IF HE BREATHES, HE’S A SIMP!
@IuminaIyte
@IuminaIyte 4 года назад
synchrom, I don’t think women are the only people who call men gay...
@kimisab2227
@kimisab2227 4 года назад
HaMoN
@Dustywaffles69
@Dustywaffles69 4 года назад
synchrom just pull out me
@white-eyesbluedragon1767
@white-eyesbluedragon1767 4 года назад
@@kimisab2227 and Kermit purple
@ZappyRXQ
@ZappyRXQ 4 года назад
for a second i actually thought "tradegy" was a word
@amoledzeppelin
@amoledzeppelin 4 года назад
(tragedy + prodigy) / 2
@leoperd3487
@leoperd3487 4 года назад
Tradegy
@timhocking529
@timhocking529 4 года назад
Traditional strategy. Tragic strategy. Trade that is edgey.
@NLTops
@NLTops 4 года назад
What's even funnier is that after he corrected himself he said "Don't start pspamming this in the comment section."
@3starsburningbright
@3starsburningbright 4 года назад
I thought it was, too-
@loganfriend8018
@loganfriend8018 2 года назад
4:49 How rare! Someone admitting their mistake online!
@CreepersNeedHugs
@CreepersNeedHugs 3 года назад
EmKay: “Tradegy” Pretty much every comment: “GETEM”
@addybishop308
@addybishop308 4 года назад
Lady cats that aren’t spayed go through “heat”, so yes. Cats get PMS of sorts.
@flamgopp8011
@flamgopp8011 4 года назад
my cat does this she likes steak and she is black and furry a very cute little baby girl
@swapmarioyt64
@swapmarioyt64 4 года назад
When i heard lady cats i thought of that horrible movie i had to watch with my sister
@addybishop308
@addybishop308 4 года назад
@Swap! MarioYT oh, my. O.o
@PalladlaChouette
@PalladlaChouette 4 года назад
But not being spayed is also unhealthy for a female cat(molly). Each time they go into heat, there’s an increased chance of ovarian cancer and other reproductive issues.
@wesselopdebeek6437
@wesselopdebeek6437 3 года назад
Tradegy
@elijahenes3899
@elijahenes3899 4 года назад
"Why is Spanish different in Brazil?" Me, a Brazilian who can barely speak Spanish: *hmmmmm yo no sé*
@Nils_61
@Nils_61 4 года назад
there r more brazilian comments here than I expected
@angycat4262
@angycat4262 4 года назад
@@Nils_61 mais um pra vc ;)
@myleseberly7549
@myleseberly7549 4 года назад
I thought Brazilians speak Portuguese
@mateusgomes2354
@mateusgomes2354 4 года назад
mano esse aí foi foda viu
@buckshotpride7531
@buckshotpride7531 4 года назад
Que
@MissThaaang
@MissThaaang 3 года назад
“Stay away from tabel “ Ah perfect.. thank god it’s a table 🤣
@connormaxey9585
@connormaxey9585 3 года назад
Me: watching random emkay vid. That vid: here, here's, your worst fear. Me: screaming
@davidmorrish9110
@davidmorrish9110 4 года назад
tradegy: when a plan to succeed fails horribly
@webvixdarklove7551
@webvixdarklove7551 4 года назад
I agree Emkay, that was such a tradegy.
@Kerb444
@Kerb444 4 года назад
man so hurrible
@rust7009
@rust7009 4 года назад
kaiden coleman i cant believe it it was tebbirle
@gigelbluebutton2178
@gigelbluebutton2178 4 года назад
@@rust7009 Dam man that was sooo wong
@theimortal1974
@theimortal1974 3 года назад
that one question have you ever been in an accident that resulted in your death is an attention check in surveys. they ask things like that to make sure you aren't just randomly clicking answers.
@gunsandroses896
@gunsandroses896 3 года назад
After seeing people doing the squats outside my courthouse, I have come to a decision. Jerry, get my shotgun.
@wafflelord6335
@wafflelord6335 4 года назад
Jack: "Don't you dare spam that in the comments" The Comments: "How about I do, anyway?"
@JayMick
@JayMick 4 года назад
Hate you.
@SEGASister
@SEGASister 4 года назад
What a tradegy!
@ThatOnePisshead
@ThatOnePisshead 4 года назад
this
@thecatdragon589
@thecatdragon589 4 года назад
When he searched can cats pms, I searched it too just to see what the result was. He didn’t lie. The first result is an article telling you to blame your cat for you pms
@brianartillery
@brianartillery 3 года назад
'I can't believe it's not butter!' "Of course it's not butter. Fucking grow up" . Grouchy English comedian Jack Dee said this on a TV show, and I'm with him 100%.
@cheese3996
@cheese3996 2 года назад
8:00 Holy Fuck, Jack hitting them high notes.
@joaquinntshangase3299
@joaquinntshangase3299 4 года назад
7:56 It ain’t over till the jack lady sings
@agent_saiyan_yt
@agent_saiyan_yt 4 года назад
Heeeellllooooo
@Zoova
@Zoova 4 года назад
Nice
@hatsunem11ku
@hatsunem11ku 4 года назад
Jack reminds me way to much of my brother lol. just hilarious.
@krillissueonshrimpment
@krillissueonshrimpment 2 года назад
I’ve been watching emkay for like a week straight and I like die house so I put it on my playlist
@andytheguitarist472
@andytheguitarist472 2 года назад
You say WHAT? when going to an AC/DC concert 🤣 Amazing sentence, not even from an English speaking country, but this is how I say it now!
@calebshmanderson
@calebshmanderson 4 года назад
I feel like Jack does crack whenever he's doing a video.
@virtualdumpster1458
@virtualdumpster1458 4 года назад
Crack Jack
@MrMilky-ou7ph
@MrMilky-ou7ph 4 года назад
another one lost to drugs, truly is a bloody tradegy
@sfsgaming7831
@sfsgaming7831 4 года назад
That rhymes so it's true
@DragonFury4250
@DragonFury4250 4 года назад
And that rhymes.
@gluestickeater701
@gluestickeater701 2 года назад
“i’m jack, high on crack, welcome back! to emkay!” -jack, probably
@najrenchelf2751
@najrenchelf2751 4 года назад
Nobody: Jack: WHAT THE HELL’S A SWITZERLAND? That killed me, dude! 😂😂😂 Also, it’s the homeland of my family!
@JulesIceRaver
@JulesIceRaver 4 года назад
Nobody: WHAT THE (BLEEP) IS A SONIC
@GalacticHero_
@GalacticHero_ 4 года назад
Same for me
@cherandshane2683
@cherandshane2683 3 года назад
A cow?
@mr.mcmeatball
@mr.mcmeatball 3 года назад
Tradegy
@justanotheryoutubechannel
@justanotheryoutubechannel Год назад
In fairness the AC DC Freddy Mercury guy might’ve just been a coincidence, he might’ve had two separates tattoos on the same arm that aren’t meant to be related, even though they look like they were meant to be.
@kaigd8039
@kaigd8039 3 года назад
This might be the only Emkay video that introduces with its thumbnail.
@magalibarbetopaulino4016
@magalibarbetopaulino4016 4 года назад
IDK why, But every time I see a EmKay video I think he's trying to sell me something and... ITS WORKING
@ikerh5211
@ikerh5211 4 года назад
Why are you making fun of someone else voice, u should just keep your stupid things to yourself smh
@aliffkaltilted8538
@aliffkaltilted8538 4 года назад
@@ikerh5211 Ok boomer
@ruzzo9350
@ruzzo9350 4 года назад
Oq um Brasileiro faz por aqui?
@Yuxs
@Yuxs 4 года назад
@@ikerh5211 are u replying to someone
@3starsburningbright
@3starsburningbright 4 года назад
@@ikerh5211 *sigh...*
@OriginalAceXD
@OriginalAceXD 4 года назад
The driver: " *Tis nothing but a scratch sir/ma'am* " The scratch: ...
@KitsuneYashaX48
@KitsuneYashaX48 3 года назад
I don't really like conflict and try to look at things logically, but darn it if "BEGONE WITH YOUR LOGIC, FIEND! I WANT TO COMPLAIN!" isn't a mood sometimes.
@cloudy-ue9ko
@cloudy-ue9ko 3 года назад
Comments: “Should I spam ‘Tradegy’ or listen to Jack? Jack: DON’T SPAM Comments: SPAM ‘TRADEGY’ IT IS!
@Botboi47
@Botboi47 4 года назад
7:56 Best singing voice ever tbh
@ThatOnePisshead
@ThatOnePisshead 4 года назад
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@salem1353
@salem1353 4 года назад
Day 3 part 2 of asking Jack to say “Hi I’m Jack, I swear I’m not on crack.”
@jonathonkissell443
@jonathonkissell443 4 года назад
I approve of this message
@justinsimpson1139
@justinsimpson1139 4 года назад
I shall join this cult.
@mahitoslawyer
@mahitoslawyer 4 года назад
I'm on board with this
@crimson4193
@crimson4193 4 года назад
His intro for r/makemesuffer
@user-uy2sv7sk1w
@user-uy2sv7sk1w 3 года назад
“It’s darker than a normal face palm that’s a bloody tradegy”
@yesssint7243
@yesssint7243 3 года назад
Regarding 1:23 , this one shirt I had in elementary school read “if you can read this, you’re too close”
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