r/Facepalm | WHYYY?!??!!?!? 

Didn't insulin used to be like $17 a vial? And didn't the person that first synthesized insulin sell the patent for a dollar because he wanted as many companies as possible to make it so that prices remained low?

I appreciate the concern at 2:32 (i love in Chicago, we dye the river green every Saint Patrick's day) and we do use plant-based eco-friendly dye for the water! Just wanted to give context.

2:30 the dye is probable the cleanest thing dumped in that river tbh

9:45 Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm preeeetty damn sure the female reproductive system was around waaaay before someone drew a goat and decided 'Yikes, that's evil.'

3:37 that mom really doesn't know about dominate or recessive genes. That's the one thing I always remembered from highschool bio, even years later. Parents don't need to have red hair themselves to have kids with red hair, they just need to carry the gene. So that means the guy had the gene and the lady he had kids with both had the gene for red hair. OP's partner could still have the gene. But not as likely if all the kids are blond, which is a dominate gene.

"Here! A .jpg of braille!" Wow! This is worthless! "It's less than worthless my boy!"

13:37 That's actually a prank box for putting gifts inside from a company called Prank-o. They have alot of crazy designs like 'ear wax candle' and 'pasta recycler'.

6:04 That seems like something my brother-in-law would actually draw. Not ironically, but in an legit attempt to draw a dog.

Robin's maniacal laugh on a Monday? Perfect! Makes the week start well.

The poster of the cow meme at 7:33 just mention "traditional" girl names, so I want to know where in USA Myrtle, Letty, Root, Padma and Lucky are traditional names and what tradition the names come from. Btw; almost all deadly poison are literally anti-aging.

7:15 Fun fact: Duct tape is the flight attendant’s version of handcuffs

We seriously need to remove all warning labels that aren't related to traffic and let natural selection run its course.

As usual Robin comin with these awful yet amazing jokes!!! My favourite narrator ever in the emkay team!!!

Some people think that a pound of steel weighs more than a pound of feathers. Some people know that they weigh the same. The difference between the two is density.

8:56 as a chinese person, MY WHOLE GODDAMN BODY SCREAMED AT THE SIGHT OF THAT. I had to bury my arms under the matress to stop them from moving on their own and tossing my phone across the room.

11:32 I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that they still got it wrong with their simple math or the fact that they thought kids were born at the age of 10

13:02 is even more hilarious because the original image has the word "that" in it

I'd just like to thank the mistakes that people made to make this video possible. Without it, we wouldn't have r/Facepalm!

4:25 I assume the loan is for the computer, but they forget that they need access to a charging station (best case, a HOME) to operate one of those.

13:10 I've been looking for this meme for so long, I think about it so much. How did she just not know other people though??

9:37 So should men lay with a man?

8:51 I have that pamphlet in my home. It's pretty much a real flavor. Pizza Hut once failed with Hot Dog Stuffed Crust Pizza, and I dont think Indonesians like dimsum in their pizza

When I still lived as a girl, people called groups I was in "you guys" all the time, my parents always called my siblings and I "you guys" collectively. I still walk up to my own parents with "hey guys" and they have never once felt the need to correct me, my mother has never complained that I didn't call a collective including her something other than "guys". Since the early 90s every teacher I had called the class "you guys" collectively, not one girl in class ever whined about it. All of my other trans friends still say "you guys" when we're in a group and none of us care. I have one single friend who used to joke with a Circle K employee that she wasn't a guy when he said "hey guys" to us but she was joking and hitting on him, she wasn't serious. Someone is trying to make this a thing when it isn't. Also the entire meaning of "dude" has changed, for dude to still mean what it meant originally, you would have to be an actual cowhand or rancher who works with cows and horses on a farm or ranch, to be called a dude. The fact that we just call anyone dude, means that it isn't the term it used to be, now it just means person, usually used to indicate a person you see as "cool" or "chill", that's it. Dudes as the word originated is no longer a thing, even real cowboys and ranchers today don't call themselves dudes because that's not what it means anymore, it's just a random term of address.

4:13 they didn't forget, a&w decided to use the lids as coasters

8:37 as someone with his bed covered in squishmallows, I'd say that row of pillows is nothing compared to mine.

the brazilian: "people can learn more than one language" Me: i barely know one

12:05 The thing about this is, think of those rides at amusement parks. The ones where you stand on a wall in a giant circular room, and it spins so fast you can’t move. Think of the water as people on the ride, and think of the Earth as the ride itself.

10:50 My sisters’ schools started having these more often so we were pulled out of public school.

As someone going into machining, the “roto-wiper” just looks like a surface grinder bolted to a toilet. Your ass will either be silky smooth Or gone.

My Chineseness was violated EmKay 9:02

10:01 you know what else is shaped like the human female reproductive system? The Dragon Palace from Ōkami

in Brazil instead of saying leave the train we say jump off the train "vamos saltar ̶s̶a̶i̶r̶ do trem" meaning lets leave the train (I'm talking about the post in 5:02)

2:30 bold of you to assume there were living fish in there to begin with.

14:04 reminds me of how people used to drink gold ( the rich people) as a "anti aging drink" when we first found out how to melt gold

4:20 If stupid == “yes”: print (“bruh”)

I've seen people squeeze through covid sneeze guards like the guy in the thumbnail. It's pretty much always because the person on the other side refuses to speak above a whisper. Nobody ever says anything to *them*, but I've been yelled at for putting my ear up to the hole.

The 2D braille sign is supposed to come with a little sheet of raised dot stickers and instructions to apply them over the printed dots.

I love the one before the last one about the Wendy's when the person made the comment "No one wants to work." As a son of a father who works in a very annoying business dealing nothing but morons day and night, this pisses me off. That statement has been used for so many years by morons who sit at desks and know nothing of what goes on the world, especially politicians lol. Yea, there might be a small percentage of people who don't want to work, but majority of the reason why places are understaffed is mostly because those companies don't want to pay their employees for said work, they rather have them work to death! Best examples is literally the food industries like restaurants with servers and such...how much they get screwed. As well as basically not really giving a dam about said employees or work ethnics, health and safety etc. Perfect example is my dad who works as a server in a restaurant, they are always out of food and yet the higher ups sit there and blame the servers and staff like it's their fault somehow instead of the managers who sit in a office all dam day doing nothing, despite it being *their* job to check this shit to see if they are out of anything to begin with! What happens? The employees quit! And then those said companies use the stereotypical statement of "well no one wants to work, so their quitting!" People do want to work and do their job, but not be treated like shit or making them work stupid amounts of hours for little to no pay..or constantly get blamed for the most stupidest shit. God, I'm sorry/not sorry for my tirade, but I hate it when I see idiots making comments and have ZERO idea what they are talking about, just chewing out of their ass, like "no one wants to work!" Ah I've watched EmKay for years, it's not only hilarious but also r/mildlyinfuriating at the same time lol. Edit: Whoever that fucking bot was that posted on my comment you can take your sweetass bot post and shove it so far up your arse to the point you can't sit down anymore, and good day to you sir! :|

"That's how people can watch the office 15 times a year" ahh the joys of being simple minded

0:44 As someone from Arizona, that's a yikes.

12:55 that

10:45 - We used to gather in a circle and toss a knife. whoever drops it/cuts himself trying to catch it has to drink. Fun times

7:48 as a magician, I can confidently say that it does indeed happen the way OP said it does

The sound they use to bleep out the swearing gets me every god dam time!

7:57 r/woooosh

9:15 he sang the word "why" instead of saying it

1:11 Ah, a local facepalm, and the timestamp is our emergency phone number!

"Guys is neutral" but ask a straight bloke how many guys he's screwed and he'll get all offended.

Did the editor use the sound of Yukko getting hit by a a piece of a daruma otoshi by Mio to censor Robin's cursing? Because that would be hilarious

I know several regions in Europe where a 93 year old, legally blind, slightly diim person can travel alone without any problems and where he would be helped every step of the way. And the people he should be careful with, you should be careful with yourself as well. And tbh I bet it is the same on every continent except the north and south pole.

7:24 mid door = emergency exit you open it by pull and turn the red handle, and the door don't open, the door fall off

3:45 Me in the meanwhile, having no one in my family being ginger in 4 generations, no one having any disabilities of any sort in 3 generations. And then I come into existence with Ginger hair and a Metabolism issue that makes me underweight + ADHD btw.

4 MINUTES EARLY, I HAVE FINALLY BEEN SUCESSFUL IN LIFE!!!!! MAYBE MY DAD WILL COME BACK WITH THE MILK!!!!

11:20 yo this dude knew exactly what he was doing. There is no way he did that unintentionally.

8:18 What?! I paid like 15 US dollars to unlock ONE post from Projekt Melody and you’re telling me I can get 30 days access of your entire library of content for only 3 dollars on your page? Damn!

5:24 if you don't "want the government to have your face", then DON'T POST A FRICKING SELFIE

I wish Lexi would have been able to do at least the laminated 2D Braille one, she would have had something to say XD The Gas and Oil factory asking you to reuse your towels to "save the planet" when they are doing massive damage by running... that's actually very painful. So, you are more than likely very rich, but you are asking your constituents for money to defeat someone you claim is supportive of "socialism"... So, a little history lesson and oxymoronic observation: Socialism has been around since before Social Security was instated. Harry S. Truman, in 1952 mind you, pointed out several times when the word "Socialism" was thrown around to fight against something that was widely beneficial for the population. IN 1952. They act like they just started doing this, but no... it's been around for a lot longer than they even care to acknowledge. Second of all, asking poor people for money to help you save your money when you are more than likely very wealthy to pay for running against someone who probably has a lot less money... that's NOT Socialism, actually... that's much, MUCH worse. The Curry Seagull is actually the inspiration for shiny Cramorant in Generation 8 of Pokemon (Sword and Shield). It is literally Cheetos orange, and I think it is amazing~ That person who took that part time job is "doing it for the right reasons" because, well, they already have a career that they probably get paid well and so they don't give a crap that the manager is paying them breadcrumbs and treating them like garbage because, in their mind, it's 'the right thing to do"... but the thing is, by doing "the right thing", you are literally giving them no incentive to change their practices.

5:57. Playing annoying dog theme with a dog drawing facepalm. Mwah, Chefs kiss, 10/10

13:58 You can't age if you're dead!

Damn, I just eat dimsum pizza last saturday, pretty good actually 😂

10:19 is it *really* worth that much?

[8:05] Imagine being a grow ass man and ending your sentence with "uwu" lmaooo.

The green dye is called pyrinin, and is completely safe. It's a mild irritant in concentrated form, but it's an incredibly powerful dye, requiring only drops to dye several cubic meters of water, so pyranine dyed water is perfectly safe to drink, swim in or keep animals in. Also you can't actually buy it concentrated. The solution poured in the water in the image is probably heavily diluted in water already.

Every time I see someone complaining about severe weather cut ins on tv, it pisses me off. They don't know how it feels to have a tornado hit your hometown.

11:15 as a kid born in 2010, i can confirm im 20, yes. i just failed a shit ton of years so im stuck in grade 6 and not in college. yk ?

6:06 THE 1ST PLACE ONE LOOKS LIKE A TABLE LMFAOOOOOOOO

the st. patrick’s day thing makes me think of one of my classmates last year so we had to draw a town from the 1800’s we could make it up but it had to have some requirements they couldn’t decide what to name it and asked me i said you could make invisible ink with lemon juice they said thanks and went to work after we turned them in they told me about their town they made all the farms grow lemons, the river was yellow because “they dump 50 pounds of lemons and 50 gallons of lemon juice in the river every 2 weeks” the fish come out pre-seasoned there are lemon vending machines every where all the shops, roads, and trains names were lemon themed honestly, it was pretty cool

3:01 I clarified this with my teams M to F friend bc I didn't want her to think me calling her dude was due to her gender change, but that I used it for both genders bc dudette sounds lame ASF, and she said that that's how she thought of it too. Everyone is different but as long the intention is clear to those you're using it with (mainly in cases like what I had where someone was trans and may be triggered by it) I think you can use dude/guys

anybody else hear "cocks" when they censor the word "sex"-? no? just me? yeah i'll see myself out-

6:39 I have no idea why people hated it! That is just hilarious and amazing!

11:43 All I need to say is we will probably figure that one out in the next few years

1:03 I once saw an add for a sale on steak, *3 cents off the original price*

12:52 -Taught -Tight -Tint -Taint -Taught -Thought -Throat -Tit There’s probably more. So go ahead and add to the list

5:56 I'm glad that for all Undertale/Deltarune songs that the editor could have played, they chose Dogsong for, as seen in this clip, is a doggo drawing contest.

11:34 he did a simpsons and predicted whats gonna happen soon in 2022...

People are freaking out because the switch is to permanent DST instead of Standard Time, because it'll "mess with everyone's circadian rhythms." Which, time is arbitrary and so is when the average work shift starts and ends. Nobody's forcing the sun to skip an hour here, blame your bosses and corporate overlords for this minor inconvenience.

3:18 no it's EmKay

Haha! that bus is from New Zealand, my geoguessr skills are finally paying off!

That bus one is in Wellington in New Zealand - I’ve walked there - There is now a sign that says something like “No double deckers allowed in garage”

5:29 the sad thing is the photo on my license looks better the I actually do

1:50 As a Brazilian myself, this infuriates me.

i love how i get flipped off every time i watch one of these videos😂

8:50 as a chinese myself I feel the need for violence

I'll give you the abridged version of this story because I'm too tired of typing out the whole thing. I was driving to school one time and panicked because I thought I had left my keys at home.

Hey guys. Just want you know that you very well can open a door in flight. The cabin is pressured with the jet engines. It's supposed to maintain close to an atmosphere of pressure while flying through less than an atmosphere worth of pressure outside at cruising altitude. So if you see someone going for it stop them

"damn someone's working because no one else is he's so stupid" Damn someone who doesn't have a job is mad because someone actually works

13:24 I completely understand that one. It's a shock reaction at the time and I wish my own version had gone a different route.

8:09 i did the math according to her "business" she is worth 10 cents

I like r/facepalm because it reminds me that I'm actually not the dumbest person ever

0:32 the cap is for blocking the sun from behind,the paper is for blocking it from the front.

2:32 I mean, the city officials were clearly all drunk by the time that seemed like a good idea.

14:22 ''are you 14 and deep?'' Robin, my guy, this was not the right phrasing.

Theres a thing we have called DiD (or OSDD) so 13:16 is fucking annoying Also schizophrenia is a thing

If the government did remove daylight savings time, enough time would pass by until our summer would actually be winter.

This makes me wanna wear a mask while watching this video, because at this rate I think stupidity is a disease, a very infectious one at that

11:24 the two of you are wrong kid born in 2010, now is 2020, so you add the 20 to the 10 = now kid is 30 simple math, and this time the math is correct, no need to thank me :)

13:36 as a woman, I’m cringing at this one. Imagine how much fecal bacteria would be scrubbed into your sensitive areas from using that thing even just once. That is a UTI and BV waiting to happen.

1:14 that’s a Wellington New Zealand bus

The pressure inside a plane is greater than that outside it, so the doors will literally fly open if you unlock them.

10:14 “Ohhh noooo, who gives a shit?” Me, I give a shit. I need to know when cryptoclowns get fucked over so I can laugh at them.