r/Gaming | WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS?!?? 

Jack's gaming skills are so slick, he dominates every click.

gordon screaming at link is amazing

3:55 There actually was a difference in racers. DK, Wario, and Bowser had the slower acceleration, but the heavier hits. Toad and Peach had faster acceleration, but could be pushed around because of their light weight. Mario, Yoshi, and Luigi were the balanced racers.

4:00 actually yes there is different advantages, the heavier characters like DK and Bowser will spin out the lighter characters at the cost of a lower top speed and the smaller characters are faster while they can be spun out by other characters. i absolutely love playing on the N64.

I attached two Sturdy Long Sticks from ToTK together and it was got the name "Sturdy-Long-Stick Stick" Truly a gaming moment

Totk should’ve made a food temple with Gordon Ramsey as the final boss

12:55 I want to see a game where your character says "Screw this!" and picks up the essential NPC, losing the downsides of waiting for them to catch up or dying when too far in exchange for not being able to attack and taking damage resulting in a loss

1:11 "This is your 3186th day" is making me very scared and self-conscious for some reason

3:58 Actually, yes, they have different weights. Most players play with Yoshi, Peach or Toad as they are in the Light category.

An emkay a day keeps the depresso away

Alastor Jack isn't real, Alastor Jack can't hurt you Alastor Jack: 8:06

11:09 well, that would explain all the biohazardous mold down there.

Surprised the EmKay team is still posting videos during the Reddit blackout. I get schedules, paychecks, that sort of thing. But please, take a break for this one instance

12:08 Here's a fun fact, 'Let Me Solo Her' has been recognized by the Developers! Alongside receiving a physical sword!

Man, people may have been blasting the Wii as a console for the longest time, but at least its CEO has more spine by personally taking the fall when his products aren't well-received on the market than all other tech company CEO's I've heard of combined. That is a man who values reputation and moral principles over accumulating wealth, and it's a shame that not all grown business' owners don't share the same values.

That urn post at the end was was a spartan punch to the feels😢. Even Sarge cried (if you know, you know)

I'm unironically hyped for the lollipop chainsaw remake. That game just is such a vibe and deserves it, would be funny to get a naughty bear remake or sequal aswell

8:32 Jack. Get the fucking game. That isnt a choice. Just get the game.

17:31 “Spartans never die. They’re just Missing in Action.”

This is a certified gamer moment with Jack :D

6:12. There's two kinds of people. People who read that and don't raid out of recognition of the grind, and people who raid because of the sign.

9:03 Oh Iwata... the world of gaming misses you. 10:08 Oh no, she's hot!

9:30 Satoru Iwata died in 2015

8:30 Gordon Ramsay in EVERY GAME YOU CAN MAKE FOOD!

I honestly love those retro versions of modern game box arts. I want to find more of them they’re so cool

1:46 the way he said confidential is the reason I still watch Emkay 😂😂😂

We need more unbalanced multiplayer, where one random guy gets SUPER OP and everyone just gangs up on them, even better if theres still different teams and everyone with RESPECT AND COMMON DECENCY has a truce.

On basements in Louisiana, 100% correct. And we practically scream it every time we see something like that.

If you want to see real life Gollum, look at HandofBlood, he absolutely nailed the costume while playing the game XD

3:58 yo, I checked and it turns out that in Mario Kart 64 characters have differences among them. Yoshi, for example, is the best racer because of his higher speed compared to the others

Ok so I’m going to be devils advocate for the costume department of studios and say that they can’t make costumes like the black knight cosplay is because of the higher ups not wanting to pay more for the costumes

I beat the Sega Genesis Lion King once! It took me about a week to beat that "Can't Wait to be King" level, and then I beat the rest of it within an evening.

17:48 Spartans never die, and neither will this man’s memory

10:25 link: I have a question, for Hylia: WWHHHYYYYYYYY!?

5:59 I mean he prob used world edit, prob didn’t take as long as you imagine (although still a god tier amount of time)

3:07 I actually never played that game, but The Complete Saga can also not be forgotten about

I just watched a Facade VOD, my first exposure to it, and now i've seen it like 3 times today lmao

SO! For the mariokart 64, YES! Each racer had different stats, with Yoshi and Wario having the overall best stats on average. Bowser has STUPID top speed but little to no accel, with DK up in second. TOAD is stupid absurdly good, due to an exploit! Because of his MASSIVE acceleration stat, if you get a boost off and jump at the same time at the start of a race, you literally jump on EVERYONE'S heads and are INSTANTLY in 1st.

1:18 Accurate. I have many many games that were free that i have not and probably never will play.

4:01 I have an N64 and I used to play Mario Kart all the time with my dad, and he taught me something about the characters. The smaller characters (Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Toad) can start going faster, but if they run into a big character, they get wiped out. The bigger characters (Yoshi, DK, Wario, Bowser) start going slower, but if a small character runs into them they (small) get wiped out. So, if your playing as a small character and get hit a bunch of times by shells or bananas or something, no problem, they can keep their speed. However, if a big character gets hit a bunch, they’re done for. So, in short, it’s between keeping consistent speed or knocking people out with your body.

The fallout 3 easter egg is wild bro

2:14 please tell me that’s not based on a real channel 😂

0:26 bro they put your mom on a pitchfork

12:14 that person is in a song that i think is called "ler me solo her" didn't even know he actually exists with this kind of name untill now

2:09 Lol! Alright, Imma be honest, that is NOT where I thought where that was going, but that was still really funny. XD

15:16 man that was one hell of a game

5:23 i did not get fooled by emkay with a selection attention test of all things

5:02 He got a serious problem. He played Fallout 76 at launch.

7:30, They should make a Real Life version of it.

For the Mario Kart 64 question, Mario and Luigi are normal weight, which mean medium acceleration, Peach, Toad and Yoshi are light, which means higher acceleration and also can take sharper turns, Donkey Kong, Wario and Bowser are heavy weights, they have lower acceleration, wider drift and can push other characters aside more easily.

8:36" This isnt just bad link, it's f**king dubious"

100GB games is one thing. Games which needs a update every week is another. especially if the weekly update is anywhere between 10 - 50gb. Games have to pay to update in stores and markets so I seriously don't know why they do this

10:05 mommy? Sorry? Mommy? Sorry

13:53 cyberpunk 2077 is doing a lot better from when it released it runs decently now so

this is the earliest ive ever been to a video

4:46 As a person who lives in a rural area of America with 20 megabits download I agree with you.

1:16 This is my buddy Rancid. Every time a free game comes out on PSN, he gets it and, like 99% of them he never plays.

2:09 mood. Just…a mood.

Toy Story 2 for the PS1 was my first owned game.

3:49 HEY IS THAT MY [[holy grail]] [[calendar time]]?!

2:43 I remember finding this in ready or not. I believe it was on the gas station map

12:43 Ok the reason this cosplay and others like it are so good is because they are mass produced in factories unlike hand made ones. The difference is passion VS a need to make money or in other words capitalism. In this essay I will...

8:59 I remember my Star Wars battlefront 2 for the ps2 case, it had a guide to unlocking secret weapons

11:12 also because it's very susceptible to flooding in places that are under sea level (most of Louisiana)

One of the videos where game music makes sense

10:12: Darth Peach, Ultra Smash! ❤❤❤❤

The one game remake i would actually 100% sell a kidney to play, would be Freelancer.

the "most replayed" feature on the seekbar tells a hilarious story in this video

0:31 purely because of red vs blue

16:25 I almost asked why Ash from Army of Darkness was here, but then I remembered several games they made of him including the most recent.

1:33 Lol i love how half of these are zelda games, almost makes it seem like the superior series compared to mario

17:27 the three coloured keycards you need in the original DOOM games

Filipino to Australian: "You get a megabyte per second?"

3:55 wow nobody realized toad's face is literally more absent than my father?

I miss when games had boxes... *entire booklets written with facts/tiny secrets and ocasional hints that you could read about... with some concept art inside the booklet & even a poster.* Now you need to pay an extra 12,99....

7:20 Ironically, by this point, MGS3 and P3 have had remakes confirmed, and Dead Space 2 is already remade.

3:46 I finally get the reference after watching "Shia LeBouf" by Rob Cantor

I scrunched my face at "Metroid Prime Heroes"

6:35 Yeah this is a basic Microsoft, they have the habit to screw around. Sometimes their system works or not, sometimes they remove something useful just because. They kinda have the chaoting development style and it's usually either executive or management fault sometimes both.

"I would like an Xbox" "The Xbox One? Xbox One S? Xbox One X? Xbox Series S? Xbox Series X?" "Give me the cheapest one"

9:31 keep in mind that this hero we don't deserve was the guy who was heavily against Nintendo going into the mobile game gravy train, but they did anyway and developed Pokémon Go, Doctors mario world, Super Mario Run, Mario Kart Tour, Fire Emblem Heros, there's probably more, and every single one of them has microtransactions.

15:33 I hope she knows that character is known as the Angel of the Slums (I think idk I can’t even get past Bahamot in Reunion)

Poor Link 😔

12:30 How many people buy a house and expect a bed to be included? Yes to plumbing, although it might need updating, but no furniture. I'm in the UK, no idea if it is different anywhere else.

0:16 it's animated dream guys

3:58 weight class! No joke, turns out these characters have specialized classes of weight

7:27 for some reason i was scared of the pinball game when i was like 2 or 3 😂

luigi has a +20 hidden luck skill in mario party

In mario Kart there was a hidden driver point system for each character.

I do recommend playing tears of the Kingdom. He would be better to start with breath while because it’s technically practice.

Omg the thumbnail made me laugh so damn hard! 🤣

4:52 i think you mean megabits. I would love 20 megabytes a sec

16:20 Ok I thought I was done feeling bad about losing my copy of that

7:07 OH GOD DO I WISH THAT PAC-MAN WORLD 2 AND 3 REMAKES WOULD BE REAL. World 1 Re-Pac was amazing! I hope they fix the infuriating camera issues that World 2 had (World 3 had bad camera as well, but nowhere as bad). Also I want World 3 remake emaster to have a better butt-bounce animation when you do three bounces in a row. I want it to look like somewhat of an explosion, idk. Freaking love these games (even though I can't stand World 2 a good chunk of the time... But godDAMN does the soundtrack slap)

wanna say it was nerdout but the elden rings fan song is about the let me solo her dude

"Let's just look up a tutorial and-" *major spoiler*, *major spoiler*, *major spoiler*, HEY REMEMBER THAT CHARACTER YOU LIKED? THEYRE DEAD NOW!

4:44 As an Australian, I too am excited bc I have an old model X box S (2018) that dowloads at the speed of 8-30mb, I too understand your pain

"Let's *bring back* big team-battle sandbox chaos games." We have one: Battlefield 2042 (actually not that bad) 32v32 and wanted to do 64v64, but it was incredibly laggy having 128 different players on one server.

7:00 well, some of this aged like fine wine

Uh oh