r/Holup | bro performed mitosis 

U know it’s gonna be a good day when emkay uploads

I love how the majority of these involve family and sex in some form, some of them aren’t even a ‘holup’ moment it’s just _incest joke_

Gotta love how RU-vid demonetizes cursing, partial nudity, suggestive themes etc. Yet they have ads for porn manhwa and sexual "create your own AI girl" websites.

8:44 Not ALL of their dad's cremated remains are in that small urn. Funeral homes can split up remains (ashes are a misnomer) into smaller urns when multiple family members/friends want to have them. Say that you have multiple children who all live very far from each other, but they all still want a bit of your remains. So, you can request the smaller urns, and nobody has to fight over who gets them. And perhaps the widowed partner keeps most of them, if applicable. Thank you, Ask a Mortician for that insider info. 😉

8:45 Small urns normally mean the ashes were split up either between other people or the main urn is somewhere else like a cemetery.

2:01 Consent condom: "You need 4 arms to open this condom!" The girl who consented and has no arms: "..."

I watch emkay every night without fail, it's the only thing that I can fall asleep too, if I don't hear Lexi, Robin, Jack or even Damien's beautiful voices while I rest, I can not sleep. 😭✨️ No but seriously who's asmr? Who's she, I know emkay got me

7:14 I like to call it the Scooby Doo Surprise.

RE: 8:50 - It's called a Memory Urn, I believe; basically, a small measure of cremains are deposited in a portable sized urn so the decedents survivor can port it around.

8:57 Homeless, living in a tent, going to college; there's no way I wouldn't have found a campus adjacent spot to hide a camp; I might even pull a Diogenes and inquire as to the availability of certain people's side-yards, to camp for a semester by their graces: a little parkour goes a long way finding out-of-the-way camp-sites on roofs, overhangs, ledges, outcrops, and architectural-features.

Gotta love this crazy subreddit! Go EmKay go🎉

3:37 some Jeeps be EXPENSIVE and a statement piece for other rich people

Always great whenever EmKay uploads a new video

7:57 was devious

Thank you guys for uploading My day hasn't been the best and you guys always make my day and everyone elses

10:15 sad this didn't end with 'you horny? get that vaporeon.'

5:22 for those who need the instructions, go down 3 blocks, turn left, keep going until you see the clickbait thumbnail section then turn right. keep going. if you see the ones with the character minus things, you went too far. Turn left and it should be near the Monster School Videos

2:32 For those wondering: Dude in foreground is wearing Crip colors. Granny in background is wearing Blood colors. Inadvertantly... probably.

2:56 i dont get it can someone elaborate

6:11 “🎶error error e e e i am in your walls, you can not stop me now l l loading loading🎶” - rare wubbox from ohio

That dead-great-dane-in-a-suitcase story has been done many times before. The first time I heard it, it was a rottweiler and instead of laptops, she said it was DJ equipment.

9:48 They had 3 named sons. They had more children than just those three.

Some people don’t keep all the ashes. They might scatter some of it and keep a little bit, or it’s like shared. Either way it’s weird to keep a dead person.

about the “who wore it better” meme: op likely had a keepsake urn for their dad with some cremains inside! those types of urns typically go to the family, while the next of kin (which i assume is ops other parent or one of ops siblings) gets the full-sized urn. theyre meant to be that tiny! theres also heart-shaped keepsake urns that are super cute to me! source: i worked at a funeral home for a year and filled urns/keepsake jewellery almost daily

9:26 so I was not weird that they threw it in the guys lap?

9:08 Oh no, the milk is leaking out

6:32 This gets even worse because the son is also getting *his* child's blood for the same purpose.

7:00 bro took the joke too seriously

Well now we know why Andrew gave them the wrong number

5:43 she's a keeper!!! 😂

7:25 don't you mean great dane. ;)

0:04 SIXTEEN CHILDREN OH MY GOD

im not super knowledgeable about the subject, but i recommend looking into the avocado thing. it's not what you'd expect.

EmKay narrator *swears* Re zero fans ptsd *intensifies*

BUT THE "YOU'RE MY BUTTER HALF" MURAL EDIT GOT MEEEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭

8:02 SWEET HOME ALABAMA

0:20 I have the same exact thought every day. 100% sober but only 25% sane. People get used to me and my strangeness

5:51 this just got me 💀💀💀💀💀

the urn, they're for dividing up the ashes among loved ones so everyone can have their own forbidden Nesquik.

"Lowballers" - 1:29 Bro summoned the entire hypixel skyblock

0:35 Damn I can't believe you can get arrested for selling 3 avocados💀

0:22 Literally the same thing I was crying about when I was six.

EmKay channel nutshell: *reads meme, gets offended, repeat

6:40 .... close but no.... more like "you know who this is for."....

7:46 An alternate version of the joke about NASA visiting the sun at night.

2:28 me being trans

8:50 - It's most likely just a portion of the ashes.

1:31 No way that liquid is old urine...urine ferments (or something similar), creating gas and eventually, the build up of gas WILL create more pressure than the bottle caps threads can withstand and the gas WILL blow the cap off the bottle... It happened to a roommate of mine that sometimes couldn't make it to the toilet in the middle of the night (he had a disease that affected his Bladder and Kidneys) so he filled bottles instead and he forgot about one one day and it eventually exploded, scaring the HELL out of both of us (it sounded like a LOUD hollow firework going off in his room)...FORTUNATELY, the bottle was upright so nothing leaked, but it still REEKED until we could get a fan in his window to vent the room...

i have a ps4 and i am resisting the urge to smell the heat coming out the back

It's the baby twins in the first picture that kill me.

Oh my god this video in particular is SO FUCJING FUNNY. Idk what it is but WOO got me laughing my ass off multiple times. Dammit 😂

The urn was probably small because it was split among family

They're called 'Memorial urns'. For a small amount of the cremains so you can carry it with you. The remainder remains within the 'Burial Urn'. ... I think.

I was NOT expecting a monster house reference

That one about runescape reminded me of the sessions i pulled when tears of the kingdom dropped. that was fun

I really wish the guy at 3:10 would have done so, Robin. Some post-nut clarity would have likely prevented such a comment like that.

How to fly: Step 1. Put on a parachute Step 2. Blow into the underside, the air being caught into it should propel you upwards There you go, now you can fly

I just wanna say that the thumbnail shows the graph of declining happiness of the grandpa + 2 more

fact karl marx did have a sister but her name wasn't onya and she wasn't an olympic runner her name was Louise and she was a Bookseller

Using blood transfusions from younger people for de-ageing is quite popular in US Congress, it's why the shouty frog man called them vampires.

3:53 I just hope I don't marry a woman similar to this

2:01 this is so stupid. Do you think someone who doesn't care about consent would use condoms? Like "oops can't open this while they're tied up. Can't do it"

6:24 well the same test was done on rats and it worked. tho its sick cuse in away he is taking his sones life cuse to get enugh blood would put quite a strain on the son

8:50 they make small urns so multiple people can have the ashes. usually the rest are buried.

You know it gets insanely ridiculous when Robin is the one hosting this video.

Robin saying squirtle has made my day hahah

5:05 HOLY HABSBERG CHIN!

1:14 cant realate since i stop p- 2 years ago, but made my day lol

"Consent condoms" ain't a bad idea until you realise you could get assaulted by two people at the same time and they could open the condom

0:15 i literally have that same fear, the fear of there being nothing after death

OK is it just me or did his voice sound hilarious saying Squirtle at 10:13

1:20 that account name made me laugh my ass off

Regarding the urn - most of the ashes in a regular urn are from the coffin. Humans dont leave behind all that much ash when properly cremated.

Video 64 of asking all narrators, Slazo and Kenny to narrate in one single video

The urn is so small because multiple people (likely all the kids) have a portion of the ashes.

I promise I am not addicted to emkay

i mean, at that point, i dont think they're thinking about it at all

8:45 those urns are for when mutliple family members want ashes. My mother was split between three family members, and a larger urn that was buried with my father.

2:02 every time I see that ad all I can think of is Will Smith and slightly wider Blue Will Smith: Hollywood love story for the ages

Not the rezero theme for censorship 😭😭

6:49 Wait why don't those people deserve to be named? I don't understand what they did to deserve not being named

Also gramma: I didn't have to go to the hospital cos I was in labour, they would just plop out while I was doing the dishes.

2:02 - Actually it's making a powerful statement about ableism, because if somebody was, say, born missing an arm, or even so much as has an injured hand...

4:02 isint the whole point of a "cheat list" is that its So unlikely to meet that person and so unlikely thet if you do they will "want you" that you sort of have to cheat cuse the chances are next to 0?

4:20 OMG😭😭😭

10:15 i read that pokemons expel their waste tru the use of abilities

So if I was watching the stuff, id be watching my cousins do stuff

Emkay, you can fit the ashes of a human that isn't that small into a necklace that isn't big, Urns just tend to be big.

The urn isn't all the ashes. They shared them and everyone got a small urn to keep them in.

I swear I've already seen some of these memes in this channel

2:02 - This could be problem if you're dating someone who's lost an arm. 7:20 - There have been variants on the Dead Dog In the Suitcase story since at least the 1940's. 9:08 - "Oh, God, that's good!" "I must have more!" "Can you butter my biscuit?"

9:44 Adam and Eve had many children, sons and daughters, but only three of their sons were ever named in the bible.

10:00 You mean like your tips in most US States?

So close... Diablo, 38 years old.

8:43 Maybe it's a Peter Pettigrew situation, and they could only cremate some of him?

5:25 NOOOOOO

Ngl I forget too and can confirm bout this piped tracer

4:18 omfg I'm showing this to my dad. My mom was almost 500lbs when my dad was with her and I remembered him making a joke while folding the laundry saying "Marsha, you could use your underwear as drapes!" Then began laughing really hard, yeah she was very upset. Seeing my dad's joke become a reality is hilarious, I love my dad 😂.

9:44 Genesis 5:4 “And the days of Adam after he had begotten Seth were eight hundred years: and he begat sons *and daughters:”*

I did forget tracer is gay because I too I am so used to seeing her eating hotdogs