r/Itemshop | ENERGY DRINK 

9:25 Fun fact: gun-axes were actually not uncommon in the early renaissance period, when people were just figuring out what to do with guns, but before they realized that there's no point in carrying an axe if you already have a gun so if you ever need a historically accurate weapon for your artificer...

I love how all of these can without a doubt fit in r/Cursedimages.

I love how we hear the stats of the items first, and then can be shocked when we see what it actually is

Someone needs to balance these stats. But not the Jesus Truck. That one is perfectly balanced.

2:45 The first coke bottle contained actual cocaine. It was called coke because it was made from coca leaves, the plant cocaine was derived from. It was invented by a pharmacist as a medicinal tonic.

Item: Enchanted Bible Effect: When equipped, the user can cast any chanted spell they desire, as long as they use only quotes from the Bible to do it. (E.G. "and so the water turned to blood.") Item description: To anyone the book doesn't belong to, this is an ordinary Bible. To the owner, however, it is also highlighted and bookmarked according to the users spellcasting techniques (I.e. , healing, damage spells, etc.). Item type: artifact (spellcasting) Item class: ✨Legendary✨ This item is immediately repulsive to anything weak to holy damage (friend and foe alike. Be wary of the company you keep). This item can only be obtained after any party member (doesn't have to meet item requirements) transfers any type of undead legion into pigs of any kind. This can be done via repossession, transfiguration, literally squelching their bodies together, etc. This item can be held by anyone, but only a select few can weild it effectively. Item requirements: The magic in this book will never run out as long as the user's faith in God is strong. The user must be any support class to weild this item. The user must be a humanoid. The user cannot be weak to holy damage. The user has to be alive (not a robot/undead with a holy resistance). The user must be able to read. Any user trying to decieve the book in any way will have a random debuff be placed on them permanently. Any user who tries to use this item, does not attempt to decieve the book, and does not meet the above requirements will be given a warning to stop the spell. If the user ignores it, the user becomes the target and receives seven times the damage they would usually take from said spell This is an item I came up with on the spot. No clue how DnD works so please don't judge me. I wanted to give several requirements so the item was REALLY good, but not overpowered. Feel free to let me know what you think!

2:49 Also makes your hat 10% taller, if you don't have one on, a scale replica of Doug Dimmadome's hat will spontaneously appear on your head after using the weapon.

0:55 charisma applies to intimidation too so the fact that it scares you just shows how high its charisma is

That flintlock ax reminds me of a character in a show I like who kept saying, "I need a shotgun with an ax on the end," and everyone kept saying how stupid that was then he finally got one and it was actually really useful and he was just like, "see? I told you, shotgun with an ax on the end."

I want to see a video with Lexi, Robyn, and Jack. We've heard them talk about each other (especially in the fanart segments), but we've never heard them talk to each other.

3:15 See that "Always Relax" one is tempting for someone like me who's "resting" state is tense (if you're wondering my "stressed" state is just tense-er), but on the other hand it could go the rout of "you can never tense up a muscle again" and that's just botulism and it's fatal. Also I just realized that "courage" is just a super beer.

This is the one Reddit channel that I ACTUALLY ENJOY!

“A mayor. Completely fuckin useless?” AY don’t go insulting Mayor Stubbs like that. He’s doing his best.

8:19 Balloon armor; -30 to sneak, + 50 to squeak

2:17 Grim has invaded the real world to search for Dan. We should probably hide.

I love when Robin says hey hey hey folks instead of ladies and gentlemen.

1:12 the guard of apartment has been awoken

In the thumbnail, that gamer water. Only the most elite gamers can drink it.

Its called the jesus truck because it automatically puts every car around you at full accelleration as soon as you get in

That fan art was actually really good, great job artist!

r/itemshop and r/bossfight was such a great combo

7:45 btw that item shop is located in munich. not to disappoint anyone, but it is pretty small and only sell geek merch stuff.

2:23 dantdm i have located your dog

Woah I’m in love with that truck it would feel so cool driving in it

(puts my mouth to the energy drink outlet and slurps like its a hose and im sweating in the summer sun)

6:48 “No that is the heartburn from Kawasaki’s cooking.” ~A knight I met.

3:40 It's actually pretty common in our country to eat with hands, and I tell you, those people eat the fastest

0:42 that disgraced creature 100% doesn't give you charisma. It decreased it by 80.

LGBT actually stands for Lets Go Bomb Three-gorges-dam

2:12 it's just a Minecraft-sized bee, nothing unusual

Has nobody else noticed the background/wallpaper is animated or am I losing my marbles?

2:55 I would pour 1/8 of every drink into one glass, mix it together and not break the rules. Ultimate power

FINALLY ANOTHER r/itemshop video i love them

“I don’t think any amount of charisma is going to make me not scared of that thing.” You forget intimidation is a charisma stat.

2:03 Minecraft bees be like :

6:57 showed this to my friend he said "doesn't work as lube not buying"

2:38 straight up bioshock infinite

Now watch as the Jesus truck drives straight into a crowd of people as “Jesus take the wheel” plays full blast.

{0:09} So that's how Jesus is chilling. Got it.

Well, this'll make my night better

1:13 That is known as the Black Diamond Apple and it is a rare breed from the family of Huaniu apples that is cultivated in the Tibetan region of Nyingchi. Despite what the name suggests, the apple is a purple hue, with white pulp on the inside.

3:08 I’m going with becoming a dragon because they can typically shapeshift so I will still be able to look human Also instantly get a cave somewhere full of a shitload of gold so I’m rich

REST IN PEACE MR STUBBS YOU WILL BE MISSED NO MATTER WHAT

4:00 you drinl it you become a rgb gaming human

That outlet with water coming out still scares me, a electrician

Poster of the tactical spork here, I feel like I've achieved a major life goal. like I reached a milestone by having my post be last in an Emkay video.

3:35 Listen. It's not the chopsticks' fault you rolled a one on your dexterity throw.

3:16 congrats you now hear screams of agony everytime you step on grass

Ah yes my second favorite subreddit!

4:44 :sir no food allowed on the plane"

Not gonna lie. that tactical spork be lookin dope.

9:55 buy 40 and load them in the 48 shot revolver

I take the fire opal, gonna see what I can beat with it in the next r/bossfight video

These r/item shop episodes are rare but so good

*takes a giant sip of energy drink and becomes cyborg * haha yes it worked

That gay squared thing will never get old, I saw it a week ago and I still laughed at it when robin said it.

Imagine a game with all these items

I need to start putting these in my DnD campaigns

An item a day keeps the overwhelming stress and anxiety away.

Such a treat when Emkay uploads r/item shop. It’s my favorite kind of video on this channel

4:04 the gay squared killed me

I actually have that tactical spork thing. The damn knife works better than the actual spork

1:52 ok ive heard queen from deltarune say "battery acid" but this is ridiculous.

Just learned today Mayor Stubbs (5:50) passed in 2017. Best mayor to ever exist. F

That energy drink will boost you for the rest of your life, trust me.

I love that one of the hand signs is flipping you of

Just once, I would like Robin to introduce himself as "the only good one."

Imagine a show. It’s like ten different people who hate each other for some reasons (political, religious, personal, etc.). There are some insertions with participants explaining the situation.They are all sitting at one table. Having a nice dinner. They start talking to each other, then arguing. The conflict is rising. The atmosphere is tense. The finish their meals… And here’s the grand reveal: they all have knife-forks (or whatever it’s called). So from being reality TV show it changed to survival show. “Only one will leave this fine oakwood table!”

This subreddit gives me ideas for custom D&D items

hey I live about an hour out of Talkeetna (the town that Stubbs was mayor to until he died) and I can confirm he was such a good boy, he lived in a local grocery store/ice cream shop and it was my favorite thing to do to go get ice cream and pet the mayor. He died a few years back, and I haven't been to Talkeetna as much lately, but last I heard the people who kept Stubbs adopted a new cat who they've now elected as his successor!

7:10 15 in one? What a bargain! I mean i brush my teeth with hand soap anyway (i hate the smell of toothpaste) it's works fine anyway, my teeth white and my breath smell like a melon,just don't accidentally swallow it it will leave unholy hell into your throat for a whole day,yeah the soap is bitter but works fine for me

3:17 become a dragon just also gives you flight, strength, courage and technically poison breath

3:37 strongly disagree with chopsticks. Your evaluation only proves you can't use them. Lets face it, style should be maxed out by default. Capability should be near max (the only thing they can't effectively be used for is small, non-sticky foods. The proper solution here is to lift the dish to your mouth and use then to push food in. Yes, actually.) Speed should also be near maxed out, see previous point. Agility is 100% down to the user. My father can pluck a sesame seed out of a dish of oil. I think that speaks for itself.

not paying attention to youtube for ten minutes then hearing "Booker, catch!" just gave me memories I didn't need to hear again

0:54 - That's good, because Intimidation's a Charisma skill.

The Jesus truck is capable of scaring atheists into Christianity.

Emkay video- Entertainment: 100 Podcastlynest: 50 Dopamine: 3000000000000

9:36 What is even funnier is that if you have seen agents of shield, Mack has a SHOTGUN AXE

1:21 the doctor (especially 10): ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!

“I need me some of that 90’s anime water.” - Robin

That tactical spork is something I feel like I would have in my kit. I don't, but I feel like I should.

Makes me wish I hadn't been kicked from my D&D group for life obligations.

+850 entertain fulfillment +780 distraction +150 parent dissapointment

A fingerless glove. +78 comfortability, able to touch screen while in use and keep you warm at the same time, hides hands, wrists, and if long enough, beyond that.

In the potions one, the "become a dragon" is the obvious choice. Gives you the benefits of four of the other potions (strength, always relaxed, flight, confidence), as well as a better version of one (fire breath is a million times better then poison breath)

5:40 I actually went to that town a few years back, the cat was riding around Watching everyone lol

5:27 finally, a fellow blue enjoyer. And of course it’s one of the sodas I find hardest to find

The Jesus truck is what happens when you make your paladin a tank for absolutely no reason

3:11 "you now have the power to instantly kill your opponents" me, being my own opponent: You may have outsmarted me, but I outsmarted your outsmarting.

0:58 True, some frogs freeze themselves to avoid the cold winter.

I'm never drinking an energy drink ever again,I slept for 3 hours

funnything about the become a dragon potion. you just dissapear because dragons don't exist LOL

The 48 Round Revolver looks like it could pistol-whip like a baseball bat club. The shear weight alone could Insta-KO anyone you bash with it.

Doggo +25 attack makes you able to call a dog whenever you want

1:52 also there are an upgrade which only cost a drill which makes it a cocktail but it only has 5% change of damage But a 95% change of buffing the enemy

Bone Daddy will appreciate Bone Dog, even the undead needs their best undead friend.

6:39 When I’m watching the video 4:20 When my mom walks in

9:34 This weapon was actually used by the hungarians

7:28 The only thing that could be added is a yo-kai watch, then it's unlimited power

That rude buster(near the beginning) got me vibing, ngl