r/Maliciouscompliance She Told Me To Sue Her... So I Did! 

Telling a lawyer to sue you has the exact same energy as telling the guy mugging you "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

So we're all just gonna ignore the "when Bob denied me to change my clothes anywhere else than his office" part?

Karen: what are you going to do, sue me Me: ok then Karen: no this is not how your supposed to play the game

"Bob is a tool, should have collected him." Why yes, I would like some r/murderedbywords with my r/maliciouscompliance! How did you know? 😅

Manager: "You could always go to another company, but good luck with that these days." OP: *Goes to another Company* Manager: *Surprised Pikachu Face*

Me to the manager: 🎶she had it coming, she had it coming, she only had herself to blaaaame 🎶

First story: That woman thougth OP was bluffing and pretending to be a lawyer.

I'm not gonna lie, as a Corpsman myself that shit actually happens. There is no better feeling

"Collect ALL the tools!" "Ok. Come with me to storage!" "WHAT!?"

OP: speaks to manager and explains the whole debt violation thing Manager: tells them to just sue OP: sues and wins Manager: *chuckles* I'm in danger

Story One: What was she expecting to happen? That's easy. The lawyer friend would do nothing and the friend would pay and the lady would feel accomplished and proud that she proven herself to be the bigger threat. People like that are so used to winning against the weaker they can't see when a strong opponent is in front of them. Greed and Pride don't mix.

I am not a lawyer but I worked as a debt collector and he went through alot of training...and the lady from the first the story made me laugh and see dollars signs

holy shit he's literally an hour early ALL HAIL THE GRAND EMPEROR OF THE INTERNET

The first one gave me vital information. The next time debt collectors call for the previous owner of my phone number, I'm gonna ask for their legal department. HEADS. WILL. ROLL.

7:16 "Bob is a tool; should have collected him." And I'm a little bit surprised that those construction workers didn't band together to help OP do exactly that.

OMG! My husband's ex passed away from cancer a few months ago and he was sent a bill for some of her credit card debt. They never shared an account of that kind and have been divorced for 25 years. Yeah, we threw them away.

Honeslty credit unions are so underrated. Love mine so much because i have never had an issue and they always went above and beyond in terms of service

"What was she expecting to happen?" Debt collectors have heard every threat to get out of paying money. I imagine most people who say they're lawyers actually aren't, and are just trying to intimidate them. "Go ahead and sue" is a pretty good screening tactic.

All Hail the Grand Emperor of the Internet 🙇🙇🙇

Karen: What we did is perfectly legal. Lawyer: Wanna bet?

“Bob Is a tool you should have collected him” I can’t 😂😂😂😂

First story, she was obviously expecting the person to comply with what she was saying because "she knew better".

Does anyone else think about an hour passed by without realizing

Yeah, debt collections after deaths are pretty evil. I kinda understand some companies desperate for money owed, but if no survivors are legally liable it's kinda cruel to threaten and scare grieving people into paying. My father died intestate (no will) and I can't remember what it's called, but he basically didn't leave an estate, only debts. Sadly some of them were joint with my mom, but one of his credit cards was only in his name. And they wanted my mom to pay, but yeah, no, sorry. I think she had to send them a letter once, twice max, saying he died without assets and they stopped. So pretty lucky it didn't become Reddit drama worthy. And further lucky, he did a sort of death benefit thing when he worked for the government and it paid out enough money to cover his funeral expenses.

When a normal person says: "may i speak to the manage please", you know shit's going down

Wow, I work in First Party collections and I can attest that what this lady did at the ambulance company was the exact opposite of what collections are support to do, First Party or not. While many of the protections afforded to customers in the collections process only apply to 3rd party collections, 1st party collections should always strive to follow the more stringent guidelines as several of them do still apply, including that if a Lawyer calls and says they are representing the customer you MUST cease all further contact with the customer and only speak with the attorney. Mind blowing.

Using military abbreviations is really funny when overused, like the scene in Good Morning Vietnam where Robin Williams pulled this exact malicious compliance con his CO.

last time I was this early is nonexistent. thanks for your constancy, dude. it helps with the moods.

The mortgage company story sounds like the same company my wife and I dealt with after our mortgage was sold for the third time. Had NO issues with the original or first two companies that bought out our mortgage, but as soon as CENLAR bought us out we had nothing but problems with them, mainly due to the whole "Partial Payment" excuse except we had one payment that was literally $100 short one month and as a result they did not apply (but held onto our money) the next full year of mortgage payments, which is when they started sending us foreclosure threats and started sending employees to peek in our window to try and determine if anyone was home in an attempt to change our locks on us before they had even filed for foreclosure. Finally had to hire a real estate lawyer and sell the house because CENLAR would not work with us at all on getting the mortgage back on track (the only thing they would agree to was a deal that had us paying the interest each month but nothing was being applied to paying off the loan itself) and on the day of the closing we get informed we were being hit with $75,000 in fines and fees we were never informed of prior. We almost had to PAY to sell out house! AVOID CENLAR LIKE THE PLAGUE!!!

The third story reminds me of a saying my dad picked up while he was in the military: "R.T.F.M.A. That's, 'read the manual, sir!'"

Robber: “Don’t make me pull the trigger” Dumb bank manager “Go ahead” *guess what happens next*

ALL HAIL THE GRAND EMPEROR OF THE INTERNET

Hello! I hope everyone reading this is having a great day, and don't forget to drink water and feed yourself!

In the hospital story, am I the only one wondering how “ASAP” wasn’t in the list of “approved abbreviations”?

That architecture one, oh, pure bliss. As a drafter, you never mess over the people who are responsible for drawing up your plans because we can be dicks about it

Why would you ask a LAWYER to SUE you.

"Collect all the tools!" "Okay!" *fetches wheelbarrow* *pats it* "Hop in, Bob."

Bob: "Collect all the tools not in use RIGHT NOW!" *OP shoves Bob into the storage shed and locks him in*

The last story reminded me of something that happened in 2003. A friend and I built a very beautiful patio on a custom home spent two weekends building this thing only to get stiffed on our payment. Well we find out he's throwing a giant party the weekend after we finished so we waited called him all week still nothing. So the day of his party we parked around the corner warmed up a couple of chainsaws pulled up in front of his house kick the gate in found him before we brought the chainsaws in by the way demanded our payment he still refused. He was surrounded by a lot of very wealthy friends they are all looking like what the hell's going on. I told this guy you pay us or we're taking the patio down. He didn't believe me till my friend walked in with a chainsaw fired it up and started walking at the center post. You know it didn't take him long to show up and hand me $8,500 cash in front of all of his friends who just realized what kind of a deadbeat this guy really is.

I was watching an RSlash video when this was released lol

The last story reminds me of my husbands boss haha. He held a live concert hostage because the organizer didnt pay him. All during set up the organizer promised payment. When the concert launched he kept dodging my husbands boss. Then when they found him he said he wasnt paying in full. Without a word he went to his computer behind the stage and projected a 30 minute timer on the LED screen behind the DJ. When the organizer saw he flipped and demanded he remove it. the boss said "I'll remove it when I'm paid in full and if I'm not when that hits zero I am literally, not figuratively, pulling the plug". Dude paid him in full with 10 minutes to spare. Pay what you owe

8:18 ASAP is a known abbreviation for Alcohol Safety Action Program. Any criminal lawyer will corroborate that fact. Putting that abbreviation in a medical record when the patient is not an unrepentant alcoholic is a bad idea, but still....

Don't ever dare someone who is wronged to sue you. They will.

Oh, those poor corpsmen. I know exactly that type of person that RN represents and have had to deal with SO many just like her. Every single time they fall victim to not being able to take what they're dishing out. One of my coworkers, Nessa, had a new supervisor that had to show off his machoism and how tough and smart he was. He found out the hard way that you should never mess with someone with twice the years of real-world experience in something than you do. She shredded his ego in front of all the brass.

Day 46 of telling him he's making everyone day better

12:58 - As an architect, I loved the story about the client who wanted to pay half. I can relate, as it is an ongoing problem for many Architects. I thought that issuing half-drawings was brilliant

The MC on the nurse was epic! Well done, soldiers, well done. I wonder what she would have said if the guy put STAT instead of ASAP! She’d most likely have her knickers in a bunch and yell at him for not calling immediate attention to it! 😂🤦‍♀️. Nice try lass but don’t mess with people when you have a chip on your shoulder!

Who disliked the video? Maybe a wild Karen

Oooo before class again, let's go!

I used to work for a call center in the states. Every 3rd person was a lawyer and threatened to sue because they didn’t like having to pay their own bills. Good times. The likelihood someone was actually a lawyer was slim to none.

The second to last story - it was her fault. The OP said they told her they don't accept payments no more than $340 or your full payment. You should have already knew they would be trouble as what company does that? SMH. That is a nightmare situation.

I wanna know, which subreddit that RSlash has done is your favorite ever since you subbed to him? Mine is Prorevenge, Nuclearrevenge, Entitled Parents, & Malicious Compliance.

Woah 8:15 that's early. Not complaining though, I'm down for it.

As somebody who works for a mortgage company, there is no way she should have gotten a first letter that has anything to do with forclosing in ten days. That's insane!!!

Entitled person: SO SUE ME!! Lawyer: ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE!!!

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Lol I watch your videos everyday I never miss a video

Oh my god credit controllers are really that incompetent... the amount of time ive had to yell at them at work and in personal life i know how tuna tofu feels

>go on sue us and we'll meet in court (you won't le-smug-face) >K I will >sorry for karen behavior >ok I won't see you in court For me it's a win for the karen. OP beta'd out and wasn't true to his word and karen got away with her "superior law knowledge"

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That lawyer should have agreed to drop the lawsuit on the condition that the employee was fired and not rehired or even just blacklisted from all collection agencies.

Don't threaten a lawyer to sue you, because they will!

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As a prior Corpsman I love this story of pettiness. It's how we are especially to some boot nurse.

Should have counter sue them on the mortgage case. Intentionally refusing to accept payments like that can not in any way shape or form be legal.

Yay, my day is complete

I was so confused because I thought I lost an hour of time lmao

"Bob is a tool. You should have collected him." Me: BUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRN!

“His life was so boring he came into work two hours early.” That is certainly a statement from a person from a younger generation than me not understanding that in the “old” days the job market was much much worse than anything seen in last 25 years. There is also a lot of bad lawyers who threaten to sue over everything and never follow up too.

Another early post?! Is this Christmas?! Yay!

Hi, how's everyone's day? I hope you all have a nice day

1:58 edit: "i'm a power hungry know it all and my 5 minute google search that gave my computer a virus clearly states that i know more than you, professional lawyer."

We bought a home in 2001. In 2003 they tried to increase our escrow account by $400. That is where you pay extra each month to cover the costs of insurance and property taxes. I knew that neither one of those had increased, so there was no reason to up the monthly amount. I called Wells Fargo to talk to them about it. They that we had late payments, only we had just bought a new car and no late payments showed on our credit report. So I said, "I feel as if you are trying to force us into foreclosure." I had remembered that they had gotten in trouble for just that several years prior. Those were golden words. Not only did my escrow account amount stay the same, but they also restructured our loan with better interest rates. We didn't have to make a payment for 3 months too. Bonus.

I just realised that I’ve watched rslash’s videos every single day for nearly 2 years

perfect timing i just got done finishing another rslash vid

Woo! Hes early again

The lawyer should have sent his bill to the ambulance company, after all *they* hired him to sue them!

I really hope that lawyer friend got the company to actually pay something. Words are useless to a company, it only EVER bothers them if you hit them in the moneybags.

Day six of trying to convince Rslash to wish me a Happy Birthday (April 11th)

Wow I’m early!! Having a better day now with Rslash

The reason Bob told her to pick up all the tools was that he wanted to see her clean. Clean for him. Because that is what a woman is Supposed to do. He was belittling her and trying to make her feel lesser. I don’t understand what makes that kind of person. What could have happened to them? It’s sad.

As someone who works in debt dispute, the first story made my skin crawl. One of my duties is deleting accounts if we accidentally reached out after a cease and desist. We have automated systems to try and stop this because "holy lawsuits Batman"

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The lawyer REALLY, shouldn't have settled. After all, the lady said she would see him in court.

approved abbreviations: who doesnt know what ASAP mean? mortgage issues: sounds like the housing b**l that happened in 2008.

I have a similar story with the bank that had my car loan with. When I purchased it, I opted to buy the accidental disability insurance. Well, three years later, I was involved in an accident in a company vehicle that left me 100 % disabled. So the insurance contacted the bank, informed them they would be assuming the rest of the loan until paid off. All I had to do was to send a monthly copy from my doctors to the bank so they’d get the insurance payment. Well, on 3 different occasions, some flunky at the bank misfiled/lost the note. However, instead of contacting me, they repossessed my car. The last time they damaged it, so I sued! The bank gave the excuse that it’s my problem for their incompetence, and since they own the loan, I can’t sue them unless the loan is paid in full! They lost, they had to repair my car, then had to refund me every payment they received from the insurance company, over half the value of my $30,000 car. I drove that car until 2021 when the motor and transmission died. I miss that car, not the bank though. That’s why I pay cash when I get a new car.

That story about the mortgage company triggered flashbacks from when I had similar problems with our doctor's clinic. We love our doctor, but the billing dept is a nightmare. They'd list the same appts on multiple bills because they weren't applying payments to those appts. Instead, they'd just randomly assign the funds to any appts in the system, regardless of whether or not they'd officially billed us for those appts yet. It left our records an absolute mess because (due to differing costs of certain appts) some would get paid in full while others only got partially paid. We tried writing appt dates on the checks, but they'd ignore them. My husband finally resorted to writing individual checks for each and every appt on the bill. They tried to tell him that wouldn't be necessary, but after countless phone calls and two in-person mtgs that I only got because I "stormed the castle", he wasn't budging. We haven't had any issues since, but I'd like to think that the woman who processes those checks (whom I've had the dubious pleasure of meeting) thinks of us every time she has to process each individual check.

Should have made the manager who told the lawyer to sue them have to apologize in person... 😀

The first one: I'm sorry, but I thing that they shouldn't have reached a settlement. Imagine how many other people has that ambulance company done that to. And most probably will

The Karen in the first story was so mean! I was really hoping for her to be fired in the end.

Holy freaking wack! The same exact thing happened with my old mortgage company. Only I had no way to prove anything and after they foreclosed without notice and sold my property while I was still living there to a shell holding Corp owned by themselves, they evicted us, tried to steal our other properties and force us off our other home property... They took our money, home, ruined our credit, and blamed us. All I can think with the rude agents and everything being the same, Must be VANDERBILT mortgage company.

I had a bank who threatened to foreclose on a house that they did not own. During the Divorce proceedings the Judge was mislead by the ex's lawyer into believing that we had a state law mortgage when it was actually a VA Mortgage controlled by Federal law. He ordered me to sign the house over to her. VA said "No you can't do that, she not only is not a Veteran but she is not a U.S. Citizen and can't assume your VA Mortgage. She either gets her own mortgage or the two of you continue joint ownership." When I contacted the Bank that held the Mortgage (at that time almost 20 years old and which had be sold and resold extensively) I got told to get F'd and they wanted nothing to do with clarifying things with the judge. So since I was still under obligation to follow the VA's instruction I just did nothing. Her lawyer then complained to the judge that I was in non-compliance with his order. So he has the deed pulled for his review before making a ruling. It turns out that none of the new mortgage holders had complied with state law and notified the County Registrar of Deeds that they were the new lien holders on the house. As the Judge duly noted the only recorded lien holder was no longer in business and had not been in business for more than 10 years. So there was no valid lien on the house and he signed my name, by his order and gave her the title Free and Clear. About two years pass and bank claims missed payments and threatens me with foreclosure. I try to explain that since the VA loan was in my name I would make my legally required payment in accordance with my 20 year old Contract. The Bank Rep refused saying that they needed full payment of almost 3 times that. I told her then if they wanted taxes and insurance payments included they needed to discuss that with the current owner of the property. This went on for about 3 weeks of separate phone calls. Finally they straight up threatened foreclosure. I told the manager, "You can't foreclose, you failed to comply with state law and the court gave away the property with a Free and Clear Title two years ago." That was the last I heard from them and Eventually they showed my account as fully paid. That took about another 3 years to happen.

Suppose even a broken clock is right twice a day. Way to go Texas!

Never, ever tell a lawyer to sue you.

Been watching rslash since the pandemic started. I don't officially start my day till I drink coffee, read e-mails, and listen to Rslash.

When my grandma passed, we got a bill from the nursing home 2 months later for the amount of $15k. Evidently, the caseworker who had filed the paperwork to make sure that the payment for the nursing home would come out of grandma's income...didn't. We had already closed her accounts, paid off all outstanding debts, and then used the rest to pay off some of our debts. So when speaking to the nursing home administration, we told them about how we had already closed her accounts and that there was nothing left. That if they wanted their money, they would have to go to the DHS caseworker to get the money, she since had made the mistake in the first place. We made it clear that legally, we weren't responsible for the bill, since it had been in grandma's name only. They kept sending a bill until I told them that I'd file for bankruptcy and claim it on my expenses. No more bills or calls since.

Texas started as a debtors country/state and outlawed jailing people over debts back in the 1800’s. That’s why Texas has such strong debtor protection laws.

My husband was a medic in the USAF. Apparently it is very common for new doctors, fresh from medical school and officers' training, to show up arrogantly thinking they know better than every medic who has been getting their scrubs dirty for years. (I think it has something to do with getting their captain's bars.) They had one senior surgeon who would take the newly minted doctors around the base hospital and would ask what should have been basic knowledge questions. Inevitably the correct answer had gotten buried in their brains under all their advanced training. (These young doctors weren't dumb or poorly trained, just arrogant.) The surgeon would just give them a withering stare when they provided the wrong answer, look over to the closest medic and call him or her over. When said medic (all of them was in on the routine) attended and came to attention, they would get asked the same question. "Sir! *insert correct and succinct answer here*. Sir!" The surgeon would just nod, dismiss the airman with his thanks and then look at the new doctors and say, "our medics are smart and know what they are doing. Our nurses are even better than our medics. If they question what you are doing, you are probably screwing something up. Ask them for help." (Please note, there were plenty of morons who were medics too, the surgeon just avoided asking them any questions at all.)