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Fun fact: Homework was originally invented as a punishment to misbehaving students, and it should stay that way.

As an asexual myself, I can confirm we watch the hub like it’s animal planet.

"They don't know my tummy hurts but I'm being so brave about it" sums up every party I've attended. Life with IBS.

Let's be honest, writers are the real gods of death.

Robin: *explains that he remembers anyone he interacts with* Me: I could forget about you the moment you introduce yourself to me.

The Bezos night out is pretty epic. The TV sitting dangerously on a cabinet and CEO, entrepreneur, born in 1964 playing in my head for no reason

Fun fact: gorilla's have been seen disableing pauchers traps

As someone born in 2000, can confirm everyone I've met born in the 90's think that having a 1 at the start of the year they're born makes them infinitely better than me and it's really annoying.

This subreddit is basically me in real life

The internet at mom's house is awful, one update takes 99+ hours to download, and I cant play for weeks, so when I get back every single game demands an update

Ah, this reminds me of when I was having friendly banter with a team mate on War Dragons (so by text only), until someone revealed I was a girl. Banter stopped, very disappointed.

Here we have memes that are trying to call out Robin, and then Robin goes and calls out Lexi for being a New Yorker. That's gonna be a tough relationship from now on.

“Hi hello nice to meet you, will you sign my child” -Robin 2021

He really nailed his impression of John Mulaney

15 minute task really do get you unless you are a pycho path and love doing jobs.

I feel like people who say they are using MS paint don't know what MS paint means They are just using the new "paint" that comes with Windows and not the OG MS paint.

"This cat's just an asshole." "All of them are" shut up Robin my cats are freaking ANGELS

Sharks elsewhere: Bites people Sharks in Russia: "Calm down, if I don't do anything stupid, these people won't harm me"

I wish you'd start doing r/NotTheOnion.

Me: a dude who does not want or need a girlfriend My best friend (who happens to be a girl): yeah bitch ur mine now Me: confused on what to do but glad she is happy

Day 388 of asking for "Hi, my name's Jack. I'm asking for some feedback."

" With ⅙ gravity, you can work and be lazy at the same time! it's like being a voice actor." - Bender, Futurama

Robin in a couple years: *IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII’M TURNINNNGGGGGGGGGGGG THIRTYYYYYYYYYYYY*

4:46 Jack is taking over everyone’s mind and soon they’ll be making the same kind of jokes

As someone from Brazil, i can say. Yeah, we celebrate everything so we don't feel the lurking sensation of doom by living here.

When you change your answer to a multiple choice question before realizing your original answer was correct... *_99% Level of Stress_*

12:14 Jschlatt and Jambo my beloved

As someone who grew up in NY, I can say outside of NY they'll lay on the horn everytime the light turns green. Inside NY if you dont move they'll throw open cans of soup at your car, same if you stop to gawk at an accident.

"Can't mistakey if not awakey" Me: Understands the innocent intent, but also sees another way that could be taken. Also me: Aggressively hyperventilates while antagonizing over the bad way it could be taken.

13:17 the noise Robin made got me dead. XD

1:55 Translation: "BRAZIL NUMBER 1 CHAMPION PENTA" Yes, I am a brazilian, it's kinda bad here honestly. No, I don't know what "Penta" is.

“I understand that some internet connections out there are a little subpar” Cries and nods in Australian

"My name is Robin and today we are ..." My brain: Da Bank

When Robin said mmm yummy I bet he finally had his cheese and didn't want anyone to to know

We honk when the light goes green because we don’t have time to wait for you to start moving.

9:21 I went snowboarding for the first time back in like January or February with my cousins and I had smacked my tail bone on some thin ice cause I was being an idiot and not taking my time to learn how to snowboard. But anyways on the way back to their place I was in a lot of pain it hurt to just sit there so I just said” I want to rip my spine out” and then one of my cousins looked at me and said “But wouldn’t that hurt more” and I just look at them dead in the eye and said “That’s the point” they had a concerned look on there face and just said okay, My aunt also had a concerns look on her face. I could tell from the review mirror.

Great that you don’t use clickbait

Random, but in regards to cheese, I randomly discovered the other day that Dragon Age: Inquisition has a cheese shield called The Wedge of Destiny

Fun fact: when Super Mario gets big after eating the giant mushroom, he’s actually tripping balls, and having major hallucinations

Human brain: The music is interfering with work, let's turn it off. Jellyfish brain: *L O U D E R*

i swear emkay knows the last video i watched of them and uses that same subreddit in the video for their next video AM I THE ONLY ONE?

I mean, the Communist Manifesto was a good manga..

7:24 this is why I'm always super friendly to gamer girls, because I know they go through this shit (also I can empathize because people pull that shit with me because I'm nb)

Happy to see Jahy-sama making an appearance. I too want to have money without working (:

That's half of the "distracted boyfriend" meme! The rest is that he finds and man and marries him, then they two couples become friends!

6:21 well yes but no

7:39 This is the woman who let COVID run rampant through Australia and didn’t care

7:39 was that a Fireflies (Owl City) reference?

1:29 My cat too, Is indeed a god of death and destruction

12:44 in canada its like 195

13:13 That’s because you’re listening to the wrong music, I’d recommend background songs from video games. And most importantly, NO LYRICS.

as a person from Connecticut, i vouch for everyone here to say that we are glad we got mentioned. like at all.

12:59 the panda looks like a black and white candy corn

11:50 Having autism AND ADHD makes this meme my entire life.

5:20 Yup. No Rest For the Wicked was exactly this for me.

9:40 is it just me or did i hear Gundham Tanaka in that laugh-

7:32 is an Owl City refrence right? it makes me think of fireflies

Since gorillas have never been trained to lift dumbbells, we've never seen one at max potential.

Ty EmKay for giving me the courage to start a Reddit community

the sub reddit reminds me how bad a person i am

The "There are millions of great novels" one exists only to discourage people and that's not very nice imo.

69 upvotes on that fan art? That's gaming Reminder: I'm cringe and unfunny

Me who bites 25 thousand people a year: Amateurs.

13:24 I have no explanation why that screenshot make people think of that noise but IT DOES

That education/mental health cat meme...what Robin said? Like, he is making me want to legit give him a hug for his comprehension level. He just...GETS IT! You rock Robin 👍

14:00 fun fact: In the Netherlands bad weather is not an excuse to not get somewhere exactly on time or otherwise early, on your bicycle. This is why we have the saying "je bent niet van suiker gemaakt" which translates to " you are not made of sugar".

3:41 actually it’s a cheese cult thing. All hail the cheese cult 🧀🧀🧀🧀

Amine 9:55: The Great Jahy Will Not Be Defeated! (Manga)

6:21 Your sexuality doesn't determine what you enjoy in such matters. It only determines who you're _attracted_ to, and little to nothing else.

15:35 "Even the people who use TikTok hate TikTok." Can confirm. I've got 18k, and a lot of my friends have 100k+. We all talk almost daily about how much we "hate the clock app". I wish this was a bit but I am DEAD serious. One of my friends was falsely banned a few weeks ago, and TikTok never bothered to even reply to their appeal. They literally did not break a single rule. They are one of the funniest people on the entire app, and I'm not even saying that just to be nice. Their jokes were never offensive, nor did they ever do anything TOS. Just got banned for absolutely no reason.

7:53 Why on earth did this one hit way too close to home?

6:15 homework was originally invented by a french teacher as punishment for misbehaving students

Okay, but I am always alone with no friends, lover or melatonin and I have yet to impale a human with Crescent Rose.

“Asexuals be watching porn like it’s animal planet” “I don’t think they are” I promise you. We are. Or at least some of us. I don’t rely watch porn…like ever…but every once in a while I’ll come across it on like…Twitter or sum and be like “hm..interesting. Somehow even I know that’s unrealistic.” And then like watching animal planet, eventually I’ll be like “yeah ew that’s gross”, turn it off, and watch something else instead…like criminal minds or bones or something…mmmmm murder Okay but like asexuality aside, that skeleton at around 8:00 …. Yeah I’m kinda into it

5:27 i thought about a low quality picture of a lobster with a caption "lobster"

Taking Pre-IB (International Baccalaureate) Biology this year, first day today, teacher said he doesn't believe in homework and I think I might just have a new favorite teacher. Also, 2/4 teachers I met today asked for preferred pronouns.

3:18 my parents smoke a lot and this happens all the time. EVERY TIME. and it's not like i can move seats either cause when i do that IT GOES INTO MY FACE AGAIN-

7:07 I asked my friend that as a joke and they said about 40 degrees gaycius

Good to see that 'Gold Standard' Gladys is being used as a meme

Revenge is ice-cream because its best severed cold and tastes sweet

That first meme practically felt like an attack on my soul. I’ve been putting off a call I need to make for like a week now. :’)

8:48 I wanna pull a Sayori but Monika won’t let me

I can't believe Robin told that your mom joke so well and out of nowhere that it actually had me laughing out loud

I have siblings so she can go to them for grandchildren

7:24 It's unfortunate that these experiences are rather frequent, even for male noobs. ( many of the points were regarding the skill level ) We should try and teach everyone how to do better instead of just bash them, but this is hard to apply if the said person is also toxic ( not implying that she was though ). Gaming toxicity is a sad thing.

Daily reminder dat Robin is balding

The only reason I hate this subreddit is because they keep calling me out

Fun fact: my average download speed is between 100 kB to 900 kB.

2:02 brazil its not even in the title but the world gave us a sign to come here, BRASIL NUMERO UM DALE DALEEE, É PENTAAAA FILHOOO

People who ask bring back I'm robbin what's poppin We all know what's not poppin... it's robbin

17:06 don't judge art by the tools used to create it, but by the artists determination to create art.

That one about writing novels, is not something I needed while writing a book of mine

fact : I love bananas

4:18 Obviously specifically for circus and/or rodeo clowns. Why do I think that? Because I believe the risk of bodily harm for circus/rodeo clowns is the only thing that would require that high of an income. Rodeo clown is less likely than circus clown. Because rodeo clowns aren't main-lime entertainers in the rodeo. While circus clowns _are_ main line entertainers in the circus.

WAIT ARE YOU THAT POLICE MAN FROM SUCTION CUP MAN 3?!?!?!?!?!? idk what emkay narrator/host (idk what to call it) it is but it's one of them

Robin's intro should be " How's it going everybody my name is Robin and I'm throbin "

“I get that atleast once a month” This is now my favorite quote.

I was just watching she-ra and the reference just made me happy for no apparent reason now lol.

You almost triggered me with the "just gotta eait 5 minutes for the updates" lad, nice save skfjskfj

1:58 for y'all folks, he said "brazil number 1 penta champion" because we care more for football (soccer) than murder