Better than pausing and stuttering trying to say the word “apple”. I try to have a fun conversation, then they lose concentration on my third work because I can’t speak any language.
“I wish there was a villain who’s backstory was just them getting their jeans stuck on a door or something” Alternate world doofensmirtz who became evil because he lost his Choo choo train: exists
"You've done well to make it thus far, hero..." "Enough with the niceties!!! Reveal yourself to me foul villain!" "They call me....." *looks around cautiously* "Hi- *hic*... GODDAMIT-"
I think by "irrational" you meant extremely justified! Hiccups suck, they interrupt you talking, they're annoying to get rid of, and after a while, they even hurt your chest :,,,(
2:04 Ahhh Perry the Platypus, behold my 'No-more-pants-loop-inator'. Back when I was a child, my father always made me do my brothers laundry out in the creak by the woods. Sadly, since Roger always had new clothes, I only got old ratty pants with very wide belt loops. Every day, these loops would get hooked everywhere. The door handle, the branches of trees and bushes, rocks... But now this will finally have an end!
Realizes elastic waistband has existed for like 30 years, gives up on evil because sweatpants "are just soo comfortable " goes back to evil once perry leaves and he " can't get this darn waist string untied"
I went through the comments before watching the video and mistook the + for an x and thought that there was some kind of RotG and HtTYD shipping fanart further down in this video.
I love it when TV channels show ads for other channels, or when different companies work together for an ad. For example, in Germany, there were two ads, made by two companies. They basically set up an award show of some sort, and in the ad for each company a representative of the other company would get ready to accept the award, when their competitor was declared winner and the representative looked salty about it. Like, one ad had company A win, with a representative of company B expecting to win, and the other ad had it flipped. Also, remember when Nickelodeon had this day once a year where they would stop their program from like 8am to 6pm to get kids to go outside and play?
@@steamedcrabs9514 Honey, I'm not sure if you know but just to keep you safe you don't give away that information to strangers on the internet. I just want you to be safe.
9:45 Man: You see, I did not kill that dog, he just got under my car. Kitten: Meow. Judge: Yes, yes, Ms Kit, you are indeed correct. Now, Mr Mann, tell us why did you kill the dog. Man: But I did not! Kitten: Meow. Judge: Yes, Ms Kit, he's clearly guilty. Man: But it wasn't even my car! It was your wife's! Kitten: Meow. Judge: Yes, yes, we must execute my wife for such a grievous crime.
12:20 Sounds like a dream job. No loud engines allowed to mow the grass in the middle of the night, though, so you gotta use a scythe. All you need is a black robe to complete the ensemble.
I would love to see a villain who's entire premise is that they're essentially the most unlucky person ever. And most of the time they just end up as the villain because they just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. And not in the completely innocent way, but they just decided to go along with it because they are a villain in their own right, but they end up getting wrapped up in the schemes of others.
"Yesterday, I finally achieved what every single college student in America has dreamed of, yet can only hope will happen to them. That's right. I got run over by a bus on campus" I mean, the real dream is getting ran over by a bus on campus, dying, and then getting taken into some magical fantasy world filled with hot elves.
Not gonna I have always dreamed of this except the dying and elves, always wished it was the dean’s car, want to see the look on their faces when I pay my student loan.
Not gonna lie I have always dreamed of this except the dying and elves, always wished it was the dean’s car, I want to see the look on their faces when I pay my student loan.
jack: "hey you precipitating parrots" me: not even 20 seconds in and I have so many questions already. Also me: eh, I clicked here, so what did I expect...
The belt loop getting caught on a door handle has definitely happened multiple times. Sometimes it's the pocket that gets caught too. Almost lost my shorts once while trying to carry something big through the screen door lol
4:02 this kind of happened to me. When I was flying, me and my instructor found an ATAT drawn in the snow and we went down to look at it. I love being a pilot
jack: where did this year go!? me: every day feels like its been a week long, but i wake up the next day and the year is almost over... if it weren't for covid i would have failed one of my middle school classes, but, ya know... its f*cking covid... i got a puppy of my own this year, followed by my mom getting 2 more puppies, making the dog count at my house 7 dogs with 3 of them not potty trained, making it a stinky hell... my year has been long and short, blessed yet cursed, good but bad................................. oh god someone please help me
Friendly reminder to all Americans planning on going to protests: learn first aid for things such as broken bones, bullet wounds, cpr, etc, just in case things escalate
@Eldritch Abomination Finally I found a Western country with a worse education system than the bullshit one we have in my country. At least when it comes to the lower levels of education. University might be for free but it doesn't perform as university at all
@@chirodd8381 Truth. We have “health” classes here that teach us absolutely nothing. Hell, I think they’re even an elective. Zero real life survival skills taught in our schools.
