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@koalaray_sketches
@koalaray_sketches 3 года назад
11:06 My church pastor did an entire lesson on not using the Bible as an excuse to hate on others. About half of the people in the audience just went dead silent as the realization of their dumbassery set in. And the pastor laughed and was like “Yea, I see some of you out there. You’re starting to realize what you’ve been doing.” It was amazing.
@thx4chrckingin
@thx4chrckingin 2 года назад
That's the problem with Christians of today. They forget that Jesus loved all, despite their pasts. We must do the same. Love the sinner, despite the sin. Can't say why people don't get it yet
@r.j.penfold
@r.j.penfold 2 года назад
Oh damn they got called out haaaaard. I hope that opened their eyes and they became better people.
@ventusargentum9957
@ventusargentum9957 2 года назад
It's undoubtedly a problem. But people don't want to hear the harsh truth. We're supposed to treat everyone equally. Even if they choose not to follow the same beliefs as we do.
@paigemosher8697
@paigemosher8697 2 года назад
That is one awesome pastor. Thanks for restoring some of my faith in humanity.
@Woodsnat
@Woodsnat 2 года назад
Yeah that jesus guy was pretty clear on what he stood for
@TheEngieTF2
@TheEngieTF2 3 года назад
The roast in my head: *r/murderedbywords* Me when I tried to talk it out: *r/ihadastroke*
@eek4179
@eek4179 3 года назад
E
@sophiedenise
@sophiedenise 3 года назад
E
@BanermanArthropide
@BanermanArthropide 3 года назад
It's the Engineer
@cabalionchu6716
@cabalionchu6716 3 года назад
A
@scrapfightergd
@scrapfightergd 3 года назад
Yes
@Nekyomi
@Nekyomi Год назад
0:50 this really hit me like a truck, I never realized how terrible my mother was and always used my absent dad as an example of a "what terrible person is like"
@Sirperfluous
@Sirperfluous 2 года назад
I really liked what you had to say about Christianity in this one. Sometimes I hear Christian bashing comments in these vids and that's a bit sad but I was really happy to hear you call out people who try to use the Bible to justify their hate and prejudice. The literal Christ himself said straight up: RULE NUMBER ONE is love each other.
@Arkylie
@Arkylie 2 года назад
I agree with your point, but Rule Number One is love GOD. Rule Number *Two* is love each other. "Teacher, which commandment is the greatest in the Law?" Jesus declared, "Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind. This is the first and greatest commandment. And the second is like it: Love your neighbor as yourself. All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments." --Matthew 22:36-40 The thing is, if we're correctly aligned with God, then we feel the same way He feels about humanity. And He is aware of just how bad humanity is... and yet, He sent His Son to die on our behalf, taking away the penalty for our sins. ALL sins. Yes, even *those* sins. All sins have been covered, once and for all. The Bible even says to love other people the way that Jesus loves them, which is an *incredibly* high standard of behavior. "God is not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to Him." So yes: The people who use the Bible as an excuse to hate people may be *believers* (having believed in the salvation message) but they aren't *Christians* (followers of Christ, choosing to amend their behavior to follow His example). Those are different. We tend to use the term "Christian" to mean "believers" but it's a higher standard of behavior, and distinctly *not* a license to make worse the lives of those around you.
@GuukanKitsune
@GuukanKitsune 2 года назад
I always put it as: A true Christian is more concerned with the management of their own sins than those of others. The sins of another shouldn't matter enough to a Christian to be hated. None of us are clean, and all of us are sinners, so none of us deserve to sit in judgement.
@niccolopaganini1782
@niccolopaganini1782 2 года назад
Rule no. 2 is to love each other, rule no. one is to love God. That is a significant order to mess up. Agreed for the other parts though.
@acon70
@acon70 2 года назад
@@GuukanKitsune As a Christian, I agree. I think it’s sad how people use the Bible to justify their racist beliefs, when they don’t even know the Ten Commandments. It’s really sad.
@GuukanKitsune
@GuukanKitsune 2 года назад
@@acon70 Especially since Christ's entire message boils down, in most laconic form, to 'Try your best not to sin. You're gonna fail. But if you are TRYING, God will not condemn you for it because He knows you can't succeed. " Especially since the Ten Commandments are the only rules God is strict about. The rest He is flexible about, according to Christ. And even the Ten, in certain situation, God will forgive.
@ThumbsandfingersRequired
@ThumbsandfingersRequired 3 года назад
Mozart was technically a pre-composer, then he was a composer and now he is a Decomposer
@Ramsey276one
@Ramsey276one 3 года назад
Good one XD
@Prix-cp5qc
@Prix-cp5qc 3 года назад
I have nothing
@user-hx5mf6lb5s
@user-hx5mf6lb5s 3 года назад
and im gonna be a cumposer when i get a shovel
@ClonedGamer001
@ClonedGamer001 3 года назад
*Shut*
@justaguy8216
@justaguy8216 3 года назад
I should get Bach to practicing my puns in a Cage to Handel and beat yours
@miibrawler
@miibrawler 3 года назад
Yeah my favorite excercise: jumping to conclusions
@eek4179
@eek4179 3 года назад
Boing
@sakxvii
@sakxvii 3 года назад
if you do it enough, you could get muscles
@coromo4978
@coromo4978 3 года назад
really gets the leg muscles working
@quantum9964
@quantum9964 3 года назад
No way! My mom does it all the time!
@DNWII
@DNWII 3 года назад
jumping into conclusion is skipping time but less amazing
@TH3_S4LMON
@TH3_S4LMON Год назад
at 22 most of my peers are -financing new cars -traveling every week -getting drunk every week while me at 22 is -not 22 yet
@justenoughrandomness8989
@justenoughrandomness8989 29 дней назад
are you 22 now?
@dudeguy1894
@dudeguy1894 2 года назад
"I'm starting to lose interest in the dog, so why's my puppy so clingy?" You literally answered your own question with the first half of that sentence.
@Fartastix42
@Fartastix42 3 года назад
I appreciate the distinction of hiding behind the Bible and being a Christian thank you my guy
@ethancollinsworth3927
@ethancollinsworth3927 3 года назад
yeah idk why some christians will take everything in the bible as fact, its a historical book and i believe it is very important and true, but it wasnt written by god, but by imperfect people, and some idiots treat it like everything in it is 100% true and undisputable. (i see why some people on reddit dislike christians but 90% of them are just “racist” or whatever the religious equivalent of that is, had a guy tell me he actively discriminates against christians and had like 500 upvotes i got downvotes to hell) Edit: To clear up some confusion, if you didn’t realize, I’m not saying the bible isn’t true (as a christian whether or not you believe it is irrelevant) I’m saying people love to misinterpret the bible to justify their own means. People that want to be anti vax will look for proofs that prove them right not wrong. The same thing happens with christians, you can’t prove yourself right, someone else has to do it for you.
@castorsdoodliez
@castorsdoodliez 3 года назад
yeah, like im an atheist but believing in it is fine. but like please let ppl live their lives and dont tell them they cant because of a dusty ass book
@fortnut-bad
@fortnut-bad 3 года назад
@@ethancollinsworth3927 and most of the things that are written in it are just plain wrong (not talking about all the God shenanigans, these cant be proven true or false), the Bible can almost be considered a fictional book. It was rewritten at least 3 times, and there are many discrepancies in it in general. I do not understand who just says "the Bible says this so this must be true", probably haven't even read the Bible or one of its books. Oh yea i am not christian btw, i am saying all this because we are studying the discrepancies in the bible to analyze its historial context
@hannahvasby-burnie2477
@hannahvasby-burnie2477 3 года назад
Yeah I mean I'm a Christian that believes the Bible was inspired by God, but people often forget that there is a thing called ✨ context ✨ and that you shouldn't hide behind random verses to be rude to others and put people down. God said love your neighbor after all
@Fartastix42
@Fartastix42 3 года назад
@@castorsdoodliez I can agree with you on some levels, and the “Christians” featured in this video are the holier than thou kind, and even in the Bible it says that those people are going to Hell to put it bluntly and simplified. Please know that the majority of Christian are genuinely trying to help whether or not the Bible is nonfiction.
@mollusckscramp4124
@mollusckscramp4124 3 года назад
That guy who thought the puppy was "clingy" is a monster lol wtf
@ghostofthemoon
@ghostofthemoon 3 года назад
Him calling the puppy clingy isn't monstrous that's the best part of puppies. him wanting to rehome it because it is clingy is monstrous.
@Shahzad-ss1jq
@Shahzad-ss1jq 3 года назад
@@ghostofthemoon yeah he should get a dog that's independent and doesn't need him for that much
@phowing1558
@phowing1558 3 года назад
@@Shahzad-ss1jq Nononono, he doesnt deserve a dog...
@user-gt6kn8xm3t
@user-gt6kn8xm3t 3 года назад
He’s gotta be the most boring person. I hate boring people.
@janetknab9303
@janetknab9303 3 года назад
GIVE THIS DOG A BILLIONAIRE OWNER
@asifrahman60
@asifrahman60 3 года назад
"How come we're rejected constantly compared to each other, pitted against each other and pretty much just accept this and move on, but the second.." She went off.
@seand.g423
@seand.g423 2 года назад
@@Terry-Hesticle no... _calling_ that a fight just because it's the only accepted angle is gonna turn Earth into fucking Miranda from _Serenity..._
@Luciferthekingofpurgitory
@Luciferthekingofpurgitory Год назад
She was speaking lies and bullshit
@briennabradley
@briennabradley Год назад
Reminder: Noone is entitled to a partner. You gotta earn that shit like everyone else.
@Cynthia139
@Cynthia139 3 года назад
4:58 are we just pretending the person replying "fork" wasnt a british person that thought they meant fries?
@georgebisby652
@georgebisby652 3 года назад
Exactly
@fortnut-bad
@fortnut-bad 3 года назад
Crisps
@derkylos
@derkylos 3 года назад
Using chopsticks to eat chips (or as people with English as a second language like to say "fries") is also a good idea. Especially when you get said chips from the Chinese takeway and thus kill two birds with one stone.
@Cynthia139
@Cynthia139 3 года назад
@@derkylos fork
@ARCtheCartoonMaster
@ARCtheCartoonMaster 3 года назад
Funnily enough, we call both "chips" in Australia.
@TheHotBlade
@TheHotBlade 3 года назад
It's all fun and games until the kid in the wheelchair stands up and actually starts exercising.
@mrantler2310
@mrantler2310 3 года назад
He need exercise after sitting in a wheelchair for so long
@eek4179
@eek4179 3 года назад
I'm just replying to everything
@Maneplix
@Maneplix 3 года назад
I like how I found you here
@prest01
@prest01 3 года назад
imagine someone telling a kid in a wheelchair "yOU nEEd tO gEt ExErcIcE" then the kid stands up and starts doing pushups
@eptix1707
@eptix1707 3 года назад
@@prest01 LOL
@shialtin
@shialtin 2 года назад
Even on repeat, I've had so many 'punch-the-air"YES!"' moments watching this video, even on repeat viewings. Robin, I love you and your righteous indignation.
@TRR_Chaos
@TRR_Chaos 3 года назад
9:00 honestly, I think it’s just both sides, we both as men and women need to learn to love each other no matter Abbas we look like
@billcypher7286
@billcypher7286 3 года назад
Cultural appropriation for dummies: Cultural APPRECIATION is like wearing a band shirt to show respect for a dead band member Cultural APPROPRIATION is like wearing an army uniform when you're not in the army
@billcipher5795
@billcipher5795 3 года назад
Hello me
@asheefaazmialifia3069
@asheefaazmialifia3069 3 года назад
@@billcipher5795 oh god
@mementomori4817
@mementomori4817 3 года назад
@@billcipher5795 O.O
@cy-bernet-ix
@cy-bernet-ix 3 года назад
unless it's cosplay tho :3
@SCP--gr3pd
@SCP--gr3pd 3 года назад
Remember reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold
@SchazmenRassir
@SchazmenRassir 3 года назад
Murderedbywords is one of the most satisfying subreddits out there. Not THE most, but one of them.
@XsaviXander
@XsaviXander 3 года назад
I agree with you.
@spitzeer
@spitzeer 3 года назад
It hurts to see some of the victims be so stupid though ngl
@BananaWasTaken
@BananaWasTaken 3 года назад
But it’s also infuriating because the people who get murdered by words refuse to see the truth.
@SchazmenRassir
@SchazmenRassir 3 года назад
@@BananaWasTaken I'd like to think it's at least a start for a change for some of them.
@qua_xor3348
@qua_xor3348 3 года назад
Soon enough it will become r/rareinsults its gonna be *rare* to find something funny
@samchop157
@samchop157 2 года назад
Just the quote “How many countries are you illegal in?”
@therealboomshlamian700
@therealboomshlamian700 Год назад
The first one. Bro I’m imagining people in wheel chairs just going up stairs by lifting themselves up with their arms
@agent_w.
@agent_w. 3 года назад
1:31 amazon: exists twitter: TACTICAL NUKE *a company that doesn’t let your workers unionize*
@eek4179
@eek4179 3 года назад
Hello w
@ashtheskelton1901
@ashtheskelton1901 3 года назад
w
@melorawr1608
@melorawr1608 3 года назад
A bit unrelated, but at an amazon fulfillment center our whiteboard for writing our "voice of the associates" was erased entirely when someone wrote "we should unionize*
@hornetisvoider
@hornetisvoider 3 года назад
Lmao
@nendoscantflip6
@nendoscantflip6 3 года назад
TACTICAL NUKE INBOUND: 00 : 21
@Beurr3
@Beurr3 3 года назад
It pains me as a christian to see the rude 'christian' people saying those.
@jonathanali2799
@jonathanali2799 3 года назад
Yep and they give the good christians a bad name
@nobody_drawz4807
@nobody_drawz4807 3 года назад
You have no idea how much you and other Christians such as yourself really are a breath of fresh air.
@ampwavegaming1305
@ampwavegaming1305 3 года назад
@@nobody_drawz4807 Facts right here
@saifuusuri
@saifuusuri 3 года назад
It warms my heart to see others who feel the same way. This comment really made my day (or night rather) so I hope you have a good day as well.
@kiddiestrangler
@kiddiestrangler 3 года назад
Yeah, I'm a Christian too and I'm not homophobic or anything else to hate other people for who they are. One of Gods' rules are to not judge others, so homophobic Christians are going against God. I hate it when other Christians like those people who say "wEll tHE BiBle SAyS iT" because not every Christian is like that. People can be whoever they wanna be. I don't mind if someone's Atheist either or any other religion because they can believe whatever they want. Homophobic Christians are basically saying that people will go to Hell just because they like someone who's the same gender as them, wtf is that bullcrap? Anyway I better stop talking before this becomes like 300000000000000000000000 paragraphs long
@DisorderlySpud
@DisorderlySpud 2 года назад
9:25 "Men have high beauty standards for women" Me looking at my girlfriend requirements: -Speaks English -Is a female (optional) High standards folks
@kinorris1709
@kinorris1709 2 года назад
Never understood how people can seriously think the guys who don't fit in on reddit's r/incels somehow all have standards beyond reason. Like, yeah, we don't wanna date someone who's extremely unhealthy, but there's a big difference between 10lbs above average and 100lbs, and believe it or not, most guys will compromise. Most guys literally poke fun at their standards being: must be alive Must be woman Like, the only people who actually believe even half of all men have these rediculpusly high standards are either misinformed or unwilling to even attempt to be healthy. Like, when it's socially acceptable to say "he ain't a real man" for something a guy literally can't control, such as being under 6'2, while it's considered bigotry to tell a 300lb woman to lose weight, the simple fact is, it isn't men's standards that are unreasonable.
@cheuxfes
@cheuxfes 2 года назад
@@kinorris1709 yeah as a trans man ima have to say that’s complete bullshit. my entire life i’ve been held to an absurd physical standards to find a lover (skinny but curvy, thick thighs, big boobs, flat belly, thigh gap, short, long hair, flawless skin) not to mention the standards men have for a female’s behavior, opinions, ambitions. i’ve been harassed numerous times by men i would never in a million years be interested in because i don’t fit their personal standards for beauty. and you know what? they ALWAYS get away with it. because females are still seen as an asset to a man by a huge portion of the population. it took me 17 years to learn that someone else’s love isn’t what i should strive for, it’s the love i have for myself. sure, some women don’t want to date short guys, or fat guys or whatever, but until abt 100-150 years ago *women had no choice at all in who they were in a relationship with*. a small sect of women being picky about their standards does not nor will ever outweigh the oppression us as men have put onto them for the majority of human existence
@strayiggytv
@strayiggytv 2 года назад
@@kinorris1709 first off nobody likes pick me girls who have height requirements. They suck just as much as incels. But secondly there's like an entire industry built around telling men that woman are terrible and they require manipulation to "score with". Last I checked there want a thriving industry of pick up artist woman lol
@jordanhasch2544
@jordanhasch2544 Год назад
If it's optional, you can count me in.
@robbinhud7716
@robbinhud7716 Год назад
@@jordanhasch2544 yessir😏
@MustachTwirlingVillainFan
@MustachTwirlingVillainFan 3 года назад
11:03 I am a Christian But I respect these people because all people should be treated the same so Don’t treat people poorly but treat them like they are yourself
@Craxin01
@Craxin01 2 года назад
Almost like you actually know what the letters WWJD actually mean, as opposed to the ones wearing the gaudiest crucifix and a beaded bracelet yelling "God hates fags," at soldier's funerals.
@toddynfake6769
@toddynfake6769 2 года назад
Wait, so....if a person is masochist, they would treat everyone else like....im not gonna ask, nevermind :)
@christianjudeberbano3134
@christianjudeberbano3134 Год назад
@@toddynfake6769 rabbit hole so deep it reached hell
@ThomasThings
@ThomasThings 3 года назад
It's so wholesome how Robin is always super constructive with his response to fanart, it makes me happy.
@ratpilled
@ratpilled 3 года назад
This isn't murdered by words, it's more of a *"I am smarter than you so eat it you pleb"*
@fallenangeldraco3778
@fallenangeldraco3778 3 года назад
That's usually all it boils down to, the trick is to turn it into a nice, satisfying thing to share with the internet
@Wosp-does-stuff
@Wosp-does-stuff 3 года назад
Cheese
@ratpilled
@ratpilled 3 года назад
@@Wosp-does-stuff I wish to form an alliance to become CHEESE CONE
@noizepusher7594
@noizepusher7594 3 года назад
Yeah.. I kinda wish that this subreddit could get out of the politics and go back to dumb insults about trivial topics.
@tsutsu7357
@tsutsu7357 3 года назад
@@Wosp-does-stuff very nice
@gothicart
@gothicart 2 года назад
To be honest 'pulaou' is a dish and I laughed so hard when he said that he is 'pulaou'
@zacharyfredricksen1381
@zacharyfredricksen1381 2 года назад
To be honest, when I attended university I had several group assignments with Chinese students. A couple spoke English proficiently, some spoke it well enough but suffered the course work due the language barrier, and some more spoke it very poorly and relied on the more proficient speakers to translate for them. Also, yeah I went to some mediocre university that no one has heard about. Nonetheless I enjoyed engaging with said students and learning more about their culture and opinions of the world. I just felt bad for the students who couldn't have performed as well as they could have because of the course work being in their second or third language. Also, I found at that they were very susceptible to getting exploited by employers, I was always eager to look into their worker rights and help them.
@webkarma9654
@webkarma9654 3 года назад
I am a Born Christian and I have not ONCE in my entire LIFE seen a line that says "Don't be Gay" or "Use me as an excuse for anything you like even though I literally say nothing about it if not OUTRIGHT GO AGAINST IT" in the Bible
@blockhead134
@blockhead134 3 года назад
There are actually 2 verses directly against homosexuality in the earlier books. However, there are also 2 verses heavily suggesting that 2 very important biblical figures (Ruth/Naomi and David/Jonathan) were gay/bisexual and there is no mention of this beyond that. Likely, homosexuality was very bad when the people writing the bible were in a nation that was tiny and constantly under threat of death by starvation or war, and they stopped caring after they were secure in their kingdoms.
@webkarma9654
@webkarma9654 3 года назад
@@lulolie I just think of it like how state law can't go against federal law, in this case state law being people and federal law being God and the 10 Commandments. And saying gays should be killed for being gay goes against the "Treat other how you would treat yourself" Commandment.
@altacc.1206
@altacc.1206 3 года назад
yeah, i think they're just using the bible to be rude to people and it's pretty disheartening.
@lulolie
@lulolie 3 года назад
@WebKarma so you take only the Ten Commandments as god’s word in the sermon on the mount, coolio
@BennettPlayz
@BennettPlayz 3 года назад
@@lulolie what.
@demons2987
@demons2987 3 года назад
“Not to be that guy but...” Proceeds to be “that guy”
@LordDarthHarry
@LordDarthHarry 3 года назад
"Im not racist but...."
@itsfry6841
@itsfry6841 3 года назад
@@LordDarthHarry proceeds to be racist
@Akira-Touzen
@Akira-Touzen 3 года назад
I'm not gay but...
@itsfry6841
@itsfry6841 3 года назад
@@Akira-Touzen proceeds to be gay
@tix2260
@tix2260 3 года назад
I’m not a douchebag but...
@LassBisharp
@LassBisharp 2 года назад
15:31 my favorite part of the whole video.
@Blue_Bird_Vision_5
@Blue_Bird_Vision_5 3 года назад
Robin has good taste when it comes to comedians. I respect that
@thatonekaydo8569
@thatonekaydo8569 3 года назад
“Like a tablet or a gaming console or a f*cking ROCK” Me: but I give my rock lots of attention 🥰🪨
@VioletVaniaComposer
@VioletVaniaComposer 3 года назад
As you should
@luqmanulhakimbincheabdulha7974
@luqmanulhakimbincheabdulha7974 3 года назад
Name it rockensin
@cesar6004
@cesar6004 3 года назад
It’s covered in sprinkles because your brother remembers to feed it
@xingqiu2010
@xingqiu2010 3 года назад
I have a pet rock his name is ryuk and he loves apples :D
@Rakaszta
@Rakaszta 3 года назад
man, stick wobbly eyes on a toaster and give it a name, and people will protect it with their lives
@jaelurrabazo8122
@jaelurrabazo8122 3 года назад
"Stop ruining other peoples happiness" who ever typed that is a good man or women
@vic_x
@vic_x 3 года назад
(Just say person, it’s easier)
@stephenwalsh2476
@stephenwalsh2476 3 года назад
@@vic_x (who cares)
@Skyisgoingbacktopluto
@Skyisgoingbacktopluto 3 года назад
@@stephenwalsh2476 Stephen Walsh, apparently.
@stephenwalsh2476
@stephenwalsh2476 3 года назад
@@Skyisgoingbacktopluto (Guess you do too)
@Robtop-ml4sv
@Robtop-ml4sv 3 года назад
Call them it
@baliyae
@baliyae Год назад
Jumping to conclusions should be an Olympic sport.
@attemptedunkindness3632
@attemptedunkindness3632 2 года назад
"They could try checking their hands" I laughed... then felt like crying...
@infamousutensil4006
@infamousutensil4006 3 года назад
The rejection one doesn't relate to me at all, never had a girl ask me out, and probably never will
@skyraider87
@skyraider87 3 года назад
For the sake of those girls, thank you.
@kiyoko5474
@kiyoko5474 3 года назад
@@skyraider87 😆🤣😂
@infamousutensil4006
@infamousutensil4006 3 года назад
@@skyraider87 I don't know if I should hate you for this or not-
@skyraider87
@skyraider87 3 года назад
@@infamousutensil4006 you have my permission to use this.
@oddstore.629
@oddstore.629 3 года назад
@@skyraider87 Ouch.
@ireallycouldntcareanymore7702
@ireallycouldntcareanymore7702 3 года назад
"Everyone tried to kill me this is the industry" Well it looks like your cousin was in the industry cause you killed him
@firstnamelastname9701
@firstnamelastname9701 3 года назад
r/murderedbywords
@FlareonGames
@FlareonGames Год назад
The Twitter user named Prometheus telling the rapper to speak back and he did by killing his cousin is so on brand for Prometheus and just Roman people in general
@aubrefry0920
@aubrefry0920 2 года назад
"I'm your host Robin" my dose of happiness
@BlueAnimatedArt
@BlueAnimatedArt 3 года назад
See my honor, I only killed him with words. Lawyer: You can’t call your knife “words”.
@quinnjustice9038
@quinnjustice9038 3 года назад
But why not
@Nickwilde7755
@Nickwilde7755 2 года назад
@@quinnjustice9038 He didn’t sign the name change document
@krzem
@krzem 2 года назад
r/murderedbyknife
@Nockgun
@Nockgun 2 года назад
Spits out words formed into a kmife
@arafe.1012
@arafe.1012 2 года назад
Y not, i got an anvil and named it words
@toa00067
@toa00067 3 года назад
Emkay: **posts a video** Me: You see, i am a simple man. When my favorite channel posts something, i click fast.
@eek4179
@eek4179 3 года назад
K
@_-VMPIRFNGZ-_
@_-VMPIRFNGZ-_ 3 года назад
Yessir
@kvtn1p
@kvtn1p 3 года назад
o
@kateplays6224
@kateplays6224 3 года назад
HEHE
@ThatControlUser
@ThatControlUser 3 года назад
Ok
@HurricaneSilent
@HurricaneSilent 2 года назад
Number 8: Maggots inside Big Mac. Melbourne resident Lee savage checked his burger to see if it included the extra pickles he ordered
@lfclegend7327
@lfclegend7327 2 года назад
The fact you didn't generalize people who hide behind out of context verses of the Bible and Christians really means a lot and says a lot about the remaining good people in today's society. It shows that even though we don't have the same views on everything, we don't have to rival each other and can just be one community instead of 350 million individual Americans. So thank you for that Robin.
@gunsandroses896
@gunsandroses896 3 года назад
"You don't know how mu-" Let me stop you right there. If someone isn't mentally prepared for a relationship of any kind, don't try to force it onto someone. I have made that mistake in the past but I have also accepted my classmate's reasoning because they just didn't vibe with me. Trust me, I felt like a douche and questioned whether I truly was a good person, but I accepted the fact that we were just too different and that I have other friends that do vibe with me, despite my flaws and eccentricities. Overall, I am so glad that the quote "You don't know how much this hurts" has never crossed my mind for even a second, even if I felt slightly empty. Because a person's comfort should always be more important than any feelings you may have for them, friendship-based or otherwise. Thank you and goodnight.
@adamhaubert
@adamhaubert 3 года назад
I... am just so grateful to have parents that at least don’t give a shįt if I play video games.... like..... that’s a lot better than what others have to deal with
@sonchae22
@sonchae22 3 года назад
You have nice parents
@adamhaubert
@adamhaubert 3 года назад
@@sonchae22 Not nice, but not the absolute worst
@sonchae22
@sonchae22 3 года назад
@@adamhaubert i feel you.
@cephalonwolf8422
@cephalonwolf8422 3 года назад
Yeah I count myself lucky to have been able to play video games and not have a completely crazy family. Video games are something I've always been very passionate about since my grandpa introduced me to them when I was like 3 years old and you know that saying if you love what you do you never work a day in your life, in this day and age it really is possible for people to make a living off of video games in various ways and hey if there's a possibility I can make a living doing something I love rather than working in one of the many terrible factories around here then that sounds like something worth trying.
@adamhaubert
@adamhaubert 3 года назад
@@cephalonwolf8422 Well, I hope you get really big one day! I hope the best for you!!! I even subscribed! I’ll check out your videos!! But I really do wish the best for you because I can tell you do really enjoy games
@abovethemist1412
@abovethemist1412 2 года назад
6:32 damn satan be really spitting bars
@doomeddigs7292
@doomeddigs7292 2 года назад
Your speech about conservative "Christians" using the Bible as a means of judging the LGBTQ community hit me in the face, with the equivalent of an 18-wheeler at Mach 10. You sir, have earned my respect, and my subscription.
@benadrylsmoke5481
@benadrylsmoke5481 3 года назад
Yknow i never... fully understood the difference between cultural appreciation and appropriation. i know it sounds silly and i knew they were different, but the comparison between a war bonnet and creole clothes really helped. glad i learned something while binge watching these videos dngngn
@SherlockHolmes000
@SherlockHolmes000 3 года назад
Cultural appropriation is when someone is uppity because people give attention to their culture. Take Native Americans, they are a defeated people that spend much of their time living in a semi-socialist nation under the thumb of tribal leaders that make all of the money off of casinos, while peddling what remains of their culture to tourists. Then white people get angry at other white people when the latter wear some out-dated and irrelevant native garb. Such is life in the modern world where people hold contests to see who can be more offended.
@mauragetskitty
@mauragetskitty 3 года назад
yeah it helped me too lol
@yourawfulhearttosong
@yourawfulhearttosong 2 года назад
posted this elsewhere in the comment section. i think it works well here too. and i’m saying this as an indian-american, so the “white people yelling at other white people” thing is kinda incorrect. (although i agree that if you are white you should listen to the people you’re trying to defend bc sometimes you can do more harm than good) people just want you to treat their cultures with respect. that’s why it’s not right to put on a native headdress but it’s okay to wear everyday clothes. a normal guy wearing the headdress without earning it is disrespecting an important symbol of a culture that has been heavily beat down and genocided and generally treated like absolute garbage. that’s why it’s not okay. it’s like, we’ve taken everything from these people. why do you *have* to take this too? is it so hard to just. leave them alone?? it’s really got nothing to do with hating white people. you guys just can’t stop making it about yourselves, can you? it’s about people treating the culture that you have worked so hard to keep alive like a joke. like, don’t you guys have anything important to you? imagine that. imagine someone taking something incredibly important to you, something you have struggled with your whole life to reconcile and be able to claim for yourself, and other people just stomp on it. cultural exchange is fine! appreciating others’ cultures is FINE! but in order to do that, you have to understand the culture and treat it with respect. that’s what appropriation misses. so like, instead of calling people snowflakes, comment section, and trying to act oppressed, you can just, like, have some empathy? is it that hard? really? to leave people alone? can’t you just stop? hasn’t enough been done?
@benadrylsmoke5481
@benadrylsmoke5481 2 года назад
@@yourawfulhearttosong are you uh, responding directly to me or to the other people responding to my comment
@yourawfulhearttosong
@yourawfulhearttosong 2 года назад
@@benadrylsmoke5481 oh dw lol, you’re not at fault. i just wanted to put this here to show my point of view, i don’t disagree w u
@brotherkhrayn3525
@brotherkhrayn3525 3 года назад
If I ask a girl out and she says she’s not interested, and my friend says “give him a chance.” “He’s a nice guy.” I’m going to slap my friend and apologize on their behalf.
@Froge4291
@Froge4291 3 года назад
Fair
@gamerulnugamer4727
@gamerulnugamer4727 3 года назад
but you should tell your friend before you go out with him somewhere because at least warn him not to do that,if you slap him without warning or informing him it would be rude
@whydoyoudothistome4022
@whydoyoudothistome4022 3 года назад
lol that's true. if i ask a guy out, i'm not bout to beg for a chance. if i get rejected imma just have to deal with it.
@accountlol7409
@accountlol7409 3 года назад
@@gamerulnugamer4727 how would you know he’s gonna do that...
@gamerulnugamer4727
@gamerulnugamer4727 3 года назад
@@accountlol7409 just in case
@stuckbiscuit3796
@stuckbiscuit3796 Год назад
The 3rd meme is literally "while you were having sex. I was studying THE BLADE!" But a different brand of neck beard lmao
@EllpaFox47
@EllpaFox47 10 дней назад
My favorite facts about free/hate speech are “there’s a difference between hate speech and speech you hate” and “freedom of speech is not freedom from consequences”
@thewholecircus
@thewholecircus 3 года назад
This entire subreddit is just me wanting to steal these Edit: well a lot of these are either educational or very specific so nuts to me.
@aphermion
@aphermion 3 года назад
Yeah, I've had the "why don't you just give them a chance" discussion, in a way. I've heard "everyone can love everyone if they just tried hard enough", and I wasn't (and still am) not entirely sure if this person understood how that works. You shouldn't have to try to love somebody. This doesn't mean that you should leave your partner as soon as there are problems or the initial butterflies are gone. What I mean is, if you look at and talk to somebody and you're not attracted to them, love is simply not an option. Also, love or rather the lack thereof is not racist (yes, I've heard that one before, seriously), nor socially unacceptable, nor whatever some people come up with when they're feeling particularly creative. If they're not into somebody, then that's that. And that's also the end of what we need to know about another persons love life. When somebody is actively seeking to do harm, then yes, that's very much a problem, but simply being unable to love somebody because of certain qualities really is not an issue. Sometimes the reasons are superficial, whatever. But I sure as hell don't have influence over what I like and dislike, that's something my monkey brain decides for me. The same goes probably for a lot of other people, because last I checked I was human, too. If you're so open minded that everything goes, then great. I mean it. But it's not a contest and nobody has to live up to any standard, nor are we entitled to being loved.
@pikaqte5418
@pikaqte5418 2 года назад
just because I'm pan doesn't make me legally obligated to date who the fuck ever. it means I CAN date anyone I am attracted to REGARDLESS of gender or orientation or sexuality. Whether we ACTUALLY date depends on the other party. it's like the idea that bisexuals cheat more. No they don't??? they have similar chances of being rejected, or, get this, NOT INTERESTED in men OR women like everyone else. like, because men like women they automatically have to date every woman? or every woman HAS to date every guy?? most people do not have this mindset. Like polyamory exists but you still wouldn't hook up with literally everyone regardless of looks or personality or anything.
@foogod4237
@foogod4237 2 года назад
I agree that nobody is entitled to a relationship with someone, and just not liking somebody, for any number of reasons, is an entirely legitimate thing that should be respected. However, it does seem a bit ironic that she's bashing on men for never being interested in "a good personality", but she's also apparently turning guys down off the bat because she's "not attracted to them", presumably without even spending enough time with them to find out what their personality is even really like... I mean, if you're gonna be shallow and superficial, that is entirely your prerogative, but then don't try to call other people out for doing the same things you do...
@wtf-_-bro
@wtf-_-bro 2 года назад
number 1. love ya robin number 2. that thumbnail is a god damn violation
@metalclawsteelheart
@metalclawsteelheart Год назад
9:50 judging from the fact that they're on discord,I'm guessing he responded with "250 for warcrimes,the other 6 for terrorism"
@oligb1469
@oligb1469 3 года назад
Okay but really Important "The Church Of Satan" (6:15) has probably one of the best chocolate cake recipes no joke it's amazing, it's also vegan but surprisingly tasty.
@Enderia2
@Enderia2 3 года назад
um, does it happen to be slightly, red?
@oligb1469
@oligb1469 3 года назад
@@Enderia2 I don't think so, pretty sure that's devils food cake
@Enderia2
@Enderia2 3 года назад
@@oligb1469 what
@oligb1469
@oligb1469 3 года назад
@@Enderia2 No It's not red
@firstnamelastname9701
@firstnamelastname9701 3 года назад
@@Enderia2 add some blood and it will be
@xX_burn1ng_h0ll0w_Xx
@xX_burn1ng_h0ll0w_Xx 3 года назад
Am I the only one that didn't notice that Emkay's intro is King Dice's theme from Cuphead.
@sherbert67
@sherbert67 3 года назад
Yup
@Antrixxer
@Antrixxer 3 года назад
i kinda think that too lol
@eek4179
@eek4179 3 года назад
Nope!
@Gohnzaleez
@Gohnzaleez 3 года назад
Yes I literally learned it yesterday
@yorgmcsmorglehorfen2278
@yorgmcsmorglehorfen2278 3 года назад
Nice pfp
@thefittoaster1764
@thefittoaster1764 2 года назад
9:48 *crosses legs whilst smirking* "You have no idea"
@hedge248
@hedge248 2 года назад
11:10 This is 100% true, the amount of stuff I see about people like that is disgusting and ruins our reputation so much.
@TGCPhilip
@TGCPhilip 3 года назад
"not to be that guy" Huh.
@Gabi-vt4ex
@Gabi-vt4ex 3 года назад
aaaaand he's being *that* guy
@vlusky_husky
@vlusky_husky 3 года назад
"I'm not racist but [insert something racist]"
@ReinBelmont
@ReinBelmont 3 года назад
3:18 Boomer: Can drive a 2 ton vehicle that requires coordinating all limbs at the same time. Also boomer: can't put a face mask on correctly.
@ReinBelmont
@ReinBelmont 3 года назад
@Sufiya H. that's a sus claim but ok
@batmitesolos7097
@batmitesolos7097 3 года назад
@Sufiya H. pretty sure that's mostly boomers
@Froge4291
@Froge4291 3 года назад
Or *both*
@dylanphilpott8698
@dylanphilpott8698 2 года назад
Man it's cool that robin and Damien do this channel it reminds me of Old Kuledud3 vids but then again piemations also has robin
@TheMadRatKing
@TheMadRatKing Год назад
14:42 just makes me think of that funny line of the bible where people try to make the same excuse about women covering themselves. "If your right eye causes you to sin, tear it out and throw it away. For it is better that you lose one of your members than that your whole body be thrown into hell. And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. For it is better that you lose one of your members than that your whole body go into hell." Mathew 5: 29-30, English Standard Version
@kurtanthonycovita2499
@kurtanthonycovita2499 3 года назад
The last time I was this "early", Damien and Zach sound exactly the same.
@iffatmansoor5589
@iffatmansoor5589 3 года назад
Asdf fan? Or am I trippin
@kurtanthonycovita2499
@kurtanthonycovita2499 3 года назад
@@iffatmansoor5589 asdf fan
@alexmercer6585
@alexmercer6585 3 года назад
Yeah lol imo they were best times of emkay
@bv_2028
@bv_2028 3 года назад
*The fact that Gordon Ramsay isn't in this subreddit*
@thatoneotheridiot3361
@thatoneotheridiot3361 3 года назад
hmmm
@bv_2028
@bv_2028 3 года назад
@@thatoneotheridiot3361 👁️👄👁️ Oh my--
@falsely.sachaa
@falsely.sachaa 3 года назад
@@thatoneotheridiot3361 Hey look it’s me at 3am after putting cheese on cheese
@fatherpucci1675
@fatherpucci1675 3 года назад
@@falsely.sachaa Rordern Gamsay
@bv_2028
@bv_2028 3 года назад
@يا تغريد ايها العصافير well
@fatal_3rror404
@fatal_3rror404 2 года назад
10:53 *Cracks knuckles* The bible says eating bacon and lobster is a sin, don't forget about cutting the sides of your hair is a sin, oh clothing made out of mixed fabrics? Yeah, that's a sin. Oh, tattoos and trimming the edges of a beard is a sin. Two different kinds of seeds in a field is also a sin. Oh, here is the best part, the bible, 1 Timothy 2 : 12, says that a woman is not to hold any position of authority and is to stay quiet. But clearly god only ment that one part. There are 2 more, but I don't think RU-vid would let me say that.
@MetalAcrean
@MetalAcrean 2 года назад
You mean the part where the husband is meant to love his wife as Christ loved his church, also known as be willing to die for her? Or the part that most of those restrictions only apply to ancient hebrews? Of course you're an atheist, only those people take pride in their ignorance and try to teach other people their own religion.
@traumatizedbysmile8399
@traumatizedbysmile8399 2 года назад
Me when I see an EmKay video: *instantly clicks* Me when I see the first Reddit post being about Singapore: *proud sg noises* Me when it’s the bird narrating: *my life is complete*
@Vitrivius
@Vitrivius 7 дней назад
yay sg mentioned
@daniellemurnett2534
@daniellemurnett2534 3 года назад
4:53 I'm pretty sure this is a difference in dialect, given that the British call french fries "chips", and the original wording doesn't make a clear enough distinction. It's perfectly reasonable to suggest eating french fries with a fork instead of chopsticks for them to last longer and not get your fingers greasy.
@NaHBrO733
@NaHBrO733 3 года назад
yea this make sense, I just eat both with chopsticks😂
@jackthehacker05
@jackthehacker05 2 года назад
Always annoyed me seeing that post on murdered by words, it’s just misunderstanding.
@awesomestyles
@awesomestyles 3 года назад
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 155 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) -r/HolUp Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
@mrstarfox910
@mrstarfox910 3 года назад
Wtf it’s like 2 seconds and there’s already a 100 words comment
@mrantler2310
@mrantler2310 3 года назад
Oh wow
@yesman6392
@yesman6392 3 года назад
faster hands in the west
@rubenjuanherrera
@rubenjuanherrera 3 года назад
Perfect comment
@demcoolbeans
@demcoolbeans 3 года назад
Yes, my brain needs this
@kingshocker4754
@kingshocker4754 2 года назад
10:03 If you’re familiar with the SCP “Here Be Dragons” then you know why it hurts. For those who don’t, basically a bunch of people find true happiness just for it to be ripped away by a war they couldn’t even see. Origami dragons used to come out of a card board box but stopped one day. After practically an eternity of no news, they got a letter reading that the dragons were “heading to a new Fantasia, one where their friends couldn’t go” and that the dragons would miss them dearly. Part of the box that had read “Here be Dragons” was burned away and replaced with “Here were Dragons”. Anyone and everyone associated with the dragons that would come out had nothing but good memories until said war. Hope I summarized it well. If not then listen to TheRubber, he’s got you covered
@codenamefox5920
@codenamefox5920 2 года назад
5:10 have u know the history of Chips? George Crum invented it because a food writer said his normal chips are too soft he want it to be thinner, and when George make it so thin and so crispy he couldn't eat it with a fork Just a cool little fact :>
@AceOSpades717
@AceOSpades717 3 года назад
Silento Whipped and Nae Nae'd his own cousin? i feel bad for his cousin, killed by a dead meme...
@daniloss1319
@daniloss1319 3 года назад
Lmao
@amondhawes-khalifa1949
@amondhawes-khalifa1949 3 года назад
You KNOW you've messed up when people are siding against you with the church of Satan.
@iiiplaygames_
@iiiplaygames_ 3 года назад
Dont disvalue others religions 😐
@amondhawes-khalifa1949
@amondhawes-khalifa1949 3 года назад
@@iiiplaygames_ I didn't?
@fightingspirit7960
@fightingspirit7960 3 года назад
@@iiiplaygames_ no one would if religion didnt exist.
@iiiplaygames_
@iiiplaygames_ 3 года назад
@@amondhawes-khalifa1949 you made it seem like the church of satan is bad
@stephenwalsh2476
@stephenwalsh2476 3 года назад
@@iiiplaygames_ I mean most satanists are just satanists to be edgelords
@CatacombD
@CatacombD 2 года назад
For the "irish schooling" bit, I know that the final response by the Irish person was supposed to be the "murdered by words," bit, but the other guy's response had way more impact. "In school in Ireland we just learn about all the ways the brits terrorised and destroyed our culture" "Ah that's a shame, they should really find room for maths and stuff." - absolutely savage.
@PDMwastakenapparentley
@PDMwastakenapparentley 2 года назад
To quote my boy Toby determined from gravity falls” why your little knees must me sore… from jumping to conclusions Ha-cha-cha”
@bluefireiv
@bluefireiv 3 года назад
I hate going through these because the misrepresentation of Christians in these is well, embarrassing. These people aren’t real Christians, and thank you for pointing that out. :)
@Reezy_Breezy
@Reezy_Breezy 3 года назад
Listen, if you accuse someone of not supporting homosexuality by saying that they’re “not a real Christian” then you got some problems yourself buddy. People are allowed to not support people’s choices based on their religious principles. As a Christian, I want nothing to do with JoJo Siwa, James Charles, and Jeffery Star. I don’t support it. Does it mean I’ll go into the streets and call for violence upon them? Absolutely not. You people need to learn the difference between loving and supporting. Your parents don’t support every single choice that you make, doesn’t mean they don’t love you or won’t love you. I don’t support the choices of homosexuals and transgenders, but I will still show them kindness. Enlighten yourselves before you accuse someone of “not being a real Christian.”
@Neutral_Tired
@Neutral_Tired 3 года назад
sadly, they're following the bible "man shall not lay with man, lest he be stoned". The problem is the bible is full of so much contradictory information that you have to choose whether to be a good person or not, you have to choose which parts to follow because it's impossible to follow them all
@selfish-mammal2845
@selfish-mammal2845 3 года назад
@@Neutral_Tired actually a while back I read that man shall not lay with man could have been a mistranslation when the Bible was being first translated from Hebrew to English and could have been man shall not lay with boy referring to pedofelia not homosexuality. But like many things in the Bible they are up to you too define and so I still believe that it is your choice to make. And if you still choose to hate homosexuals then that is on you not the Bible or anything else.
@AX-ig3cd
@AX-ig3cd 3 года назад
@@Reezy_Breezy it's one thing to not support but it's also ones place to judge either. That's on God
@gaybatgosqueak
@gaybatgosqueak 3 года назад
No such thing as "real Christians"
@nicolasinguanti9986
@nicolasinguanti9986 3 года назад
4:53 POV: you’re British and you’re being burned for asking a reasonable question.
@michaeljohnson1117
@michaeljohnson1117 Год назад
The phrase respect your elders originated in a time where it took someone who was wiser and more intelligent than most to survive past their forties. In the modern world it is so easy to survive till your seventies and eighties that older people no longer deserve respect just for surviving to that age.
@daddybondrewd7271
@daddybondrewd7271 2 года назад
'did a lack of self awareness play a part in your divorce?' holy shit!
@joe-jx1fi
@joe-jx1fi 3 года назад
0:49 I’m not even kidding my mom is like this She screams a lot, and when I tell her to stop she says “how can I?” And then she goes on a rant about my dad
@roxassora2706
@roxassora2706 3 года назад
That must suck
@malaksafa4074
@malaksafa4074 2 года назад
🤍🙏
@acid_tongue_4315
@acid_tongue_4315 3 года назад
"Or a fucking rock" Duuuude How is Robin not on this subreddit?
@user-xo5xy6tk9i
@user-xo5xy6tk9i 2 года назад
Us British people call your chips crisps so it would be completely normal to eat chips with a fork
@sarahisatitagain
@sarahisatitagain Год назад
16:42 Chinese people tend to write very well in English but usually speak very little or some sounds are difficult to understand or say. But to their credit if it was a western going to China we would probably not speak well because their tones are insanely hard..
@Josh_the_jester
@Josh_the_jester 3 года назад
2:17 I feel like "modern day snake-oil salesman" really is just a Karen or anti vaxxer trying to sell you essential oils
@eek4179
@eek4179 3 года назад
K
@ClownHoundII
@ClownHoundII 3 года назад
Kinda? Essential oils can help with very minor things, like a simple stomach ache. Karen's make it out like if you drink it straight (don't ever do this; you'll be sent to the hospital) then you can't get cancer. Think as essential oils as eating a few veggies; helps with certain things, but can't stop you from getting a heart attack.
@Josh_the_jester
@Josh_the_jester 3 года назад
@@ClownHoundII I wasn't dissing of essential oils I was dissing the miss use and the misrepresentation of essential oils, hell my family uses essential oils including me to have a better sleep with lavender
@ricegorm
@ricegorm 3 года назад
@@ClownHoundII were you saying "Kinda?" as in "Kinda? It is snake oil!" or "Kinda? They're nothing alike!". I think it was the first one, but want to make sure
@ClownHoundII
@ClownHoundII 3 года назад
@@ricegorm Kinda is in they're nothing alike, but people treat them like instacures.
@deltaflamestorm7400
@deltaflamestorm7400 3 года назад
my high school had lifts/elevators but only staff and students who had mobility disabilities could use them
@fatherpucci1675
@fatherpucci1675 3 года назад
Same
@mementomori4817
@mementomori4817 3 года назад
Same, i don't get the big deal
@Lapantouflemagic0
@Lapantouflemagic0 2 года назад
The funny part about the whole rant at 8:20, it that it is essentially the (depressing) conclusion i reached a few years ago. women are in fact, the same as men. being physically attractive is VERY important. Now the funny part, is that when you talk about dating issues with women, most of them will actually refuse to acknowledge that being handsome is a real factor (being positively ugly is an other issue though)
@Seldomheardabout
@Seldomheardabout 2 года назад
LASTS FOR LONGER, thats even more than as better then the way I was to say things wrong.
@thoughtfulsoul3402
@thoughtfulsoul3402 3 года назад
7:07 as someone who comes from a pakistani family I find it funny as hell that the guy pretending to be an ex-Muslim literally just said that their entire family is made out of food ingredients like "Yeah my mom is rice and my dad is meat"
@FruitSlicer25
@FruitSlicer25 3 года назад
I mean "my dad is meat" isn't technically wrong
@kylethecarrotgames3639
@kylethecarrotgames3639 3 года назад
The one right after the intro was way to real. That was almost the exact story of the foster parent I was with from the age of 7-14 but rather than leave her husband died.
@coconut7117
@coconut7117 3 года назад
Yes
@eek4179
@eek4179 3 года назад
... ok
@annalieseboldt82
@annalieseboldt82 Год назад
Currently watching this on my birthday!
@nile7984
@nile7984 2 года назад
“Yeah, but I googled” Lmfao
@DapperHuman
@DapperHuman 3 года назад
8:50 Did she say that men reject women more then women and that dudes only think looks are good... damn
@RTDelete
@RTDelete 3 года назад
You can kill people with words? I need a dictionary...
@themaidenlesswretch7819
@themaidenlesswretch7819 3 года назад
Your dictionary will work on its own
@akiiye
@akiiye 3 года назад
throw the dictionary you don't need the words
@RTDelete
@RTDelete 3 года назад
@@akiiye Well done! you got the joke! I hope you feel *so* special!
@Donjonneau
@Donjonneau 3 года назад
That's a Death Note reference, right?
@alex2005z
@alex2005z 3 года назад
@@Donjonneau it didnt seem like it. It seems like he was just talking about beating people to death with a book
@rorymoore4387
@rorymoore4387 2 года назад
You don't "get a dog/puppy" You make a life long friend (their life not yours) that is symbiotic they give you love and companionship and you feed them exercise and love them. Dogs like cats are fucking amazing and we as humans aren't worthy of owning them, but if your lucky and love your little guys your happy just being their buffs cause nothing is as amazing as unconditional love and they don't know how to love any other way.
@aidanbutterworth4087
@aidanbutterworth4087 2 года назад
“Vaccines don’t cause autism” You, my fair woman are completely correct. Autism is a mental illness of sorts that isn’t caused by outside factors, they are dependant on your genetics. It might also be hereditary, and the more people with autism on both sides of your family, the more likely it is that YOU are going to be autistic. But again, thank you so much for identifying that, I’ve seen so many people claim “oh, vaccines cause autism and therefore my child won’t get one” It annoys me to no end so thank you 🙏🙏🙏
@SmittyWerbenjagermandragon
@SmittyWerbenjagermandragon 3 года назад
8:17 this one just had me sitting here thinking "What men are you talking to?" Idk, but id like to consider myself as a fairly run of the mill single man, and a nice person is one of the top things on my list of "Prime Qualities" that I'd like in a woman. Physical appearance and things like that which dont have to do with her personality or mind are secondary, tertiary, or hell, even quaternary in my and all my friends books. I think shes more upset that society has made these things APPEAR to be the standard for women. but women aren't the only ones who have it bad, men have it bad too. The "What does it mean to be a man?" tiktok vid thats goin around sums it up pretty accurately.
@reddemon8188
@reddemon8188 3 года назад
9:20 me sitting over here with my only two things I want a girl to be is nice and fun to be with.
@chockyglocky0577
@chockyglocky0577 3 года назад
Same bro
@amirkhan-fp7qc
@amirkhan-fp7qc 3 года назад
I just want a girl that is alive and over 18......
@afiqrizal9949
@afiqrizal9949 3 года назад
same
@mikegivemecheese3001
@mikegivemecheese3001 3 года назад
I just want someone who's just fun honestly
@falsely.sachaa
@falsely.sachaa 3 года назад
My only three requirements for a lover: 1. Be alive 2. Don’t purposefully hurt me 3. Be about the same age as me
@valenciageode25
@valenciageode25 2 года назад
5:55 Man, I need to tell this to my parents next time they complain about no one wanting to work. When I said that if they get more money doing nothing than working, they actually said that people should have pride enough to work. They didn’t respond when I said pride won’t pay your bills and fill your meds.
@LucusTheFern
@LucusTheFern 2 года назад
My only guess at to who the person who was told to move to Africa at 2:29 in the video is Elon musk
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