I would be too! *who in the FUCK DOESNT KNOW THAT YOU LAYER THE FUCKING FOOD & EXTRA INGREDIENTS OF CHOICE WHEN MAKING A BURRITO?!?!?!?!* how in the fuck *does somebody who doesn't know how to do something, that is so simple like, PROPERLY making peoples burritos even keep their position in the 'assembly' line? honestly, tell me, how?!?!?!?* if the trump administration/the man himself were competent, this monster, *this monster* that molested this poor souls burrito, would be in prison by now, *doing life.* *fifteen times over.* *as well as being placed on a "special diet" that consists of nothing but shitty jail/peison soup, and, half an even prison bologna prison sandwich with unsalted butter for the remainder of their sentence!!*
I used to think that it was condescending for MCdonalds to send people to burger school....This man summarized EVERY SINGLE CHIPOTLE experience I have EVER had. I truly belive that they hire these people just to destroy my faith in humanity. PLEASE CHIPOLTE CREATE BURRITO SCHOOL.
@@fartsunltd6981 honestly though the McDonalds university has some great leadership classes and actually counts as credits to some degrees. Starbucks will cover your barista license. I'm sure chipotle could create something similiar
Guy who made the burrito: "Here you go!" Guy eating drives away. Takes one bite. Teleports back to the restaurant. Guy who ate the burrito: "So, you have chosen..... DEATH.
I would go to the nearest gun shop, purchase the best gun and use 100 bullets to kill him and thats just the start Then i purchase 5 grenades and i throw them at the guy, then maybe trowing all the things i could find and burn them, then i prepare a normall burrito and enjoy
And like he was mostly nonviolent except for one time he chased people out of the temple with a whip. Nail gun is Jesus approved, regular gun not so much
That single father one had me smile. My best friend is a single dad, his wife died of childbirth, and despite everything he's raising his little princess to be a fine woman one day.
He poisoned, shot, stabbed, rolled up in a carpet, thrown into a freezing river, recovered, set on fire, pissed on, THEN dismembered, and each piece was thrown into separate volcanoes.
i agree with everything except the fork part, i mean im not some Neanderthal eating a burrito trying to look fancy but if anything falls out of my burrito onto the plate im not gonna eat it with my hands like a chimpanze trying to clean a fellow of any bugs, i use the plastic fork chipotle gave me and i scoop up the few beans i dropped and eat it that way when im finished with the rest of the burrito i didn't drop
He just sent 900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 nukes at this person with a tweet. Usually people will be to scared to say something and deal with it and even though I only had a burrito once I knew it was an Abomination so I'm proud at this person for speaking out about this monstrosity
And gets better with more queso! (Unless you’re vegan or vegetarian or lactose intolerant... then you can have oreos on it, fajita veggies, or some kind of spicy shredded meat! And not even just that.)
Kikos Laz you know i was just driving down the youtube comments but no THERE WAS A FORK IN THE ROAD. Like really man come on WHO EVEN HAS A FORK AROUND A FUCKING ROAD.
King franco Gale also if Jesus was a carpenter wouldn’t a nail gun be great, as not only is it a useful tool to his trade but also illustrates his call to non-violence?
I literally go out of my way to listen to the "Burrito Rant" because it gives me second hand anger and horror while making me laugh like a dying smoker.
Harassment - aggressive pressure or intimidation. JFK and Lincoln were assassinated and didn't even know it was gonna happen. By definition that's not harassment.
@@cajhagglund1328 that dude has become the king of the grill because that roast has set the best fucking fire ever inside that dude's dignity. He will probably need antidepresants for that one and a couple of years of therapy.
7:49 That guy and his rant about the burrito... the rage... the fury... the incredible amount of salt content all condensed into a few paragraphs... I just... am so proud. I aspire to be him.
I'm keeping my edits to a seperate comment, because... I'm sane. 10 likes? I'm actually really surprised. This is the most likes I have gotten on any comment of mine. Thanks a ton! Edit 2: 20? Thanks a lot, everyone! 'Precciate it! Edit 3: Wow, 30?! Man, that was fast. Thanks! Edit 4: 40 likes, now! Noice. If I reach 50, my edits will end there, cuz any more would be... just obnoxious. Final Edit: We've reached it, boys! 50 likes! Thanks a million to everyone. And, now, my edits shall go silent. FINAL Edit: 600. I'm sorry, but WHERE DID YOU WONDERFUL PEOPLE COME FROM!?
This is basically what their existence in that post was #what #can #I #say #that #sounds #totally #random #and #dumb #but #somehow #get #popularity #from #it
Seth Daniels Joseph initially trained Jesus to be a carpenter and the two worked together in his shop until Jesus started preaching if I recall correctly
As someone with high-functioning autism AND two anxiety disorders, I can guarantee that I would start a riot if people started paying people with disabilities less than minimum wage.
The baby boomer tech thing is so relatable because I have two parents who are like “how do you turn this thing on” and I’m like PRESS THE BUTTON THAT SAYS POWER GREG. Are you that blind
my Abuelita: mía, mi telephono es in Hebrew me: ok one sec, Papi! Abuela changed her phone language again! my dad: how the fuck! does she do that?!?!? I don't even know how to do that! *after my dad comes home after going to my Abuelita's house* me: what's wrong? my dad: her phone.was in English.she mistook it. for Hebrew.
who ever said "eat it with a fork" I wish a very terrible, and horrible lonely life and that they will have as many children get sick as they possibly can.
The local burrito place that was near where I used to work sold some of the best burritos and they were only $3 because of how obscure that places I forget it exist or I would go their way more often.
@@joshuaellery6167 If you were half as motivational as that post you would start contributing to society in a meaningful way rather than reviewing body pillows, you fucking peice of shit. Wait no, a peice of shit is more helpful than your fucking ass because at least then we could make some goddamn fertilizer in order to feed your 150 kg ass.
"They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FREAKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY" IM DYING RIGHT NIW
Was this channel started by slazo, I remeber slazo talking about reddit videos and all that and I've found some private videos in this channel I figured since you still dont have a comment, you'd get this as a notifications. Please help I cant remeber and I cant sleep because of it
Yeah Slazo got in trouble because his gf basically tried to ruin his life through lies, and Damian took over the channel during that period. I dunno how things worked out between the two after Slazo defended himself. I don't think they're on bad terms with each other though.
7:52 This burrito maker was strangled, chopped into disgusting little bits, and then his bits were burned to ashes, squished into goo, and destroyed at atomic level.
To the "not tech savvy" thing around 1:50, I have an interesting story. My grandmother is nearing seventy years old. Her husband, my late grandfather, was very into computers, his job was in system administration in fact. However, my grandmother is TERRIBLE with computers. Grandpa would always get frustrated because, once a week or more, he would have to help her do the same six things on her computer. After his death, my mom took over the "computer nerd" position in the family, and had to help grandma check her email and such. So, Mom told her what to type and where, WATCHED GRANDMA DO IT CORRECTLY, and got an error. Mom took the laptop, did the SAME DAMN THING, and it worked. We swear it is Grandma's kryptonite or a curse or something.
This thing about bashing on other generations is really tiresome. Last thing we need right now is another means of dividing us, particularly from our own family members, as we all have close relatives & family friends across multiple generations.
I laughed so hard at the burrito guy that I nearly passed out, it's too relatable the more they explain the more atrocious it sounds. I would react the same way if I got that, that burrito is like the layers of hell. Also use a fork?? Whoever suggested that is just as sadistic as the person who created that monstrosity. The best part is that you can clearly see the decline in their sanity as the rant goes on, it starts out level headed and proper but gradually falls into them further loosing it with each passage.
@@Napoleon_based too bad i don't live in the US. And when someone says that if you test less people, you would have less cases, yeah idk I wouldn't vote for him (not that Biden is better)
“wOrsT PrEsiDEntial harASSmEnt EvER” Abe Lincoln, James A. Garfield, William McKinley, Theodore Roosevelt, JFK, and Ronald Reagan: “am I an f-ing joke to you?”
The burrito one belonged in a whole different plane of existence. Murdered by words? More like Abducted, Stabbed, Crushed, Boiled, Decapitated, and Burned by words.
Gopteens: what would Jesus favorite gun be? Some person on Twitter: a nail gun Gopteens: blocked Me: that would probably be true.....they do realize Jesus was a carpenter, right? right?
GOP teens is as cringe as possible They said “You aren’t #funny considered yourself #blocked” These idiots made hashtags fucking hashtags just to seem cool
@@siddharthbutala6781 You do realize that we made St. Lawrence, who was tided to a metal grate and roasted over a fire, the patron saint of barbecues? And that St. Lucy is the patron saint of optometrists because she lost her eyes? The Catholic Church has somewhat dark sense of humor. As a Roman Catholic that guy was actually pretty funny. It was what he was replying to I found offensive.
7:48 I'm only putting this here so I can go back to the burrito moment when I need to laugh and not have to go through the entire video, because it was fucking BEAUTIFUL
7:51 man. i love this person so much. the way they went through great lengths to tell a random person on the internet how fucking stupid they are is so amazing and i care for them.
5:38 That's because pregnant teens were expelled from their schools, they had other schools just for pregnant teens, because they were not seen fit for the public eye
To the man who wrote that burrito thing, you're a fucking legend, the fact that you have the patience and passion to write that earned you my fucking respect, and all the zones and land joke stuff was hilarious, I couldn't breathe, you are a genius and God, thank you
Lil Poods He’s actually a very successful guy, he created card games including Superfight and a lot of other cool stuff, he streams on twitch, (his name is Jack Dire). He also has an Instagram page (Jack Dire) and made and runs the Fake Ads Official Instagram page. I use to run his Discord server. Check him out.
I can just tell that the burrito dude was waiting for that burrito all day and the disappointment he felt from that catastrophe sent him into deep rage-like depression
@@EchthelionII Haha, that reminds me of that time when i was working in a mourgue and i accidentally opened pictures of children and i got so hard right next to the corpses and it was awkard as hell
