r/niceguys Top Posts of All Time [6] 

"If I harass this girl hard enough, then she'll change her sexual orientation and fall in love with me!"

"hi" *YOU* *LED* *ME* *ON*

If a guy ever refers to me as “female” I’m going to start referring to him as the mortal he is

‘generous loving man’: *threatens to stone a girl to death if she won’t go out to McD’s with him* I just can’t.

"I would have never been nasty if I'd known you were a woman." Ummm. Here's a bright idea: Treat everyone good, regardless of their gender.

lesbian: [exists] nice guy: do you have a boyfriend?

"You probably like girl anyway" YES. YES THAT IS WHAT SHE HAS BEEN TELLING YOU THIS WHOLE TIME.

There are two types of nice people on this planet: - those who are genuinely nice without any ulterior motives - those who use the word "chivalrous" in a non-historical context

Girl: *Looks in the general direction of a nice guy* Nice guy: You now owe me your body

A portion of these is basically "How dare you be loyal to your current significant other?"

*says with a quivering voice* "H-hey, how are y-you?" *The skin on my face sloughs off to reveal a sinister skull, smiling with spite. The eyes light up with Eldritch flame as I gaze upon your soft, fleshy vessel* "Yes mortal, your blood shall serve well." I say as I prepare my sacrificial dagger.

“That’s the problem with women these days, they can’t do anything themselves!” Proceeds to coddle women and do everything for them, despite the women never asking or wanting them to do so.

Voice acting 10/10

Lesbian: I have a girlfriend. Niceguy: So, pics? Lesbian: No, I'm a lesbian Niceguy: Your boyfriend doesn't have to know ;) Lesbian: I am a Lesbian no pics Niceguy: These signs won't stop me because I can't read!!!

This causes me extra cringe because I used to be lowkey a "nice guy". Thank god I was never that entitled.

-Shows humanly kindness- Boy: *sHe WaNtS mE*

Drinking game: Take a shot everytime a NiceGuy™ says "female"

I love how she says she's gay like three times and it just goes completely over his head.

The Chills voice at the end, lmao.

NiceGuy: Hi Girl: Hi NiceGuy: Hippity hoppity you're now my property

I love when he breaks character and laughs. It’s so adorable.

"I have a girlfriend" "I'm gay" "I like women" "YOU PROBABLY LIKE GIRL ANYWAY I HOPE YOUR BOYFRIEND LEAVE"

Sorrow, no exaggeration, your Burger King Foot Lettuce reading changed my life

Do they honestly think because they 'poured their feelings out' to someone they DONT KNOW in a TEXT that they would just divorce their husband? bEcAuSe I WeNt ThrOugh aLl thE EffORt

"I like women" "No you don't" ... "you probably like girls anyway"

"You probably like girls anyway" ....Like she stated. Several times.

Actually rolled my eyes at the dudes change in attitude once he realized the person he was talking to was a girl (4:14) - about the thread where the girl didnt have anyone wish her a happy birthday and the dude started talking about chivalry.

Can we talk about how the guy at 5:47 screenshotted his own messages?

1:12 Chad's incel brother, Brad

My favorite one was the guy who kept trying to get nudes from the lesbian, who stated she had a girlfriend....then they guy was like "pfff whatever I bet you like women anyway." *YOU DONT SAY.*

Holy shit dude, *please* come back. Honestly. You are so talented. You are so much better than any and every channel on here that is trying to make similar content. You understand these weirdos on a fundamental level 😂 10/10. Your voice acting is so great 😂

Ok so im a cosplayer and i was at an arcade one time with my friends, in cosplay, because we were bored. My friends were going to get some food while i waited by a game, and this guy that looked around 16 or 17, walked up to me. He said he liked my cosplay, and as soon as i said “thank you” he immediately asked for my number. As anyone would, i saw this as a red flag. I just gave him my instagram, hoping he wouldnt try anything. That was stupid. Later that night, which was like 11, he messaged me calling me “hot” and “gorgeous” I told him how old i was, which im not gonna reveal here, but im a _minor_. He said he was 17, and continued to talk to me that way, calling me “hot”, “sexy”, and “gorgeous”. I told him i wasnt interested and i have a girlfriend, but he continued to talk to me like that, even *_fetishizing_* our relationship and what we do on dates. I told him we usually hang out at the mall with friends or go to movies, but he continued to say “i bet you have a lot of fun in there” I had enough and was getting scared, so i told one of my best friends who isnt scared to stand up for me at any point. She messaged the creep, calling him out for hitting on minors, and he just defended himself, saying “theres a difference between being polite and hitting on someone”. She said “its still not okay to talk to her the way you are” He just called her names, slurs, basically anything rude. I blocked him before he could send me another message, but i hope i dont have to hear from him again, or any other creep would actually try something on a _minor_. Thanks for coming to my ted talk

**unsheathes katana** **plants it in ground** **gets on one knee** **tips fedora** "M'Lady UwU"

"you probably like girls", he said to the lesbian

13:31 Damn, she _tore_ into him! I've never seen someone actually shut down a Nice Guy before.

People who say the word "female" in a non-scientific setting are the kind of guy that I don't want to be friends with ever

What if she wanted a tomato for her Birthday

I wonder at what point being horribly self-loathing, extremely depressed, anti-social and horny breaks the scales and turns into insane levels of narcissism..

Why do they always use. *F E M A L E*

Guy: *is nice to other guy* Nice guy: why are u gæ

“Just playing hard to get” “I’m gay”

*Buldge grows, showing confidence* Finally a Sorrow video

13:08 oh my GOD I didn’t think he was really that in the wrong until she said it was literally LINKEDIN

10:37 This is how I thought this post was gonna go down, "Yesterday I saw a gorgeous woman at the mall, and I had to turn my head. It was only a moment later that I realized she was in a wheelchair. That's the difference between me and the average SWAGBROS. They would have dismissed her right away because of her disability...meanwhile, I pursued because girls in wheelchairs are easier to catch."

“That’s the problem with women these days-“ NO. NO. NONONONONO. RUN. GET AS FAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE. N O .

>When he says "I'm generally sweet and respectful to women." >Proceeds to comment on your looks and rates you > in response to @6:35

niceguy: *to a open lesbian* "you probably like girl anyway"

This dude kills me. I could listen to him read off the ingredients to cocoa puffs and it would be great because he puts so much effort into it. Hes up there with ZeFrank and Kurzgesagt.

5:29 ... the worst part is that the SENDER is the nice guy...

I've dated nice guys and I've dated "nice guys", the BIG difference is that real nice guys think that being nice is and should always be considered standard behavior. They don't think they're doing anything special by being a decent person. "Nice guys" think that being nice entitles them to special treatment because they assume that everyone is an asshole like them so you should notice that they're working sooo hard not to be the asshole that they are and should reward that. Usually with sex.

This subreddit has psychologically damaged me so much that I physically gag at the word "female".

Me, is gay: am I still gay *watches video* Me: very much so yes where’s my girlfriend

THAT IMPRESSION OF CHILLS IS SPOT ON, HOLY SHIT.

it’s been a pretty bad decade in general is my new favorite quote

"Been a bad decade in general" 🤦‍♀️

10:00 - she was definitely scoping out the door from a hidden position and texted him as soon as she saw him... probably saw the fedora, flowers, and chocolates and just decided to nope the fuck out of the date.

"Non alcoholic drink/pizza" Sorry, I like my alcoholic pizza thank you very much

very spicy meme

"All I ever did was love." Y'know who that sounds like?? Mapleshade ("Do you know how it feels to be rejected when all you tried to do was love?!") And Ashfur ("He only loved too much") And they are from a book series and y'know what they did?! Ashfur tried to kill 3 people and Mapleshade *successfully* killed 3 people So.....yeah not a good point for the nice guys

2:57 *"Sooo romantic ;-)"* WHY DID YOU GIVE PIKACHU A SEXY VOICE-

"You probably like girl anyway" CORRECT!

That Top 15s impression at the end was spot on

I got this in my recommendations and almost cried. I miss the funnyman. Im even fine he doesn't post. I just hope he's doing okay

The ones where the screenshots are coming from the nice guy himself confuse me. Did they post these thinking they like totally schooled these girls? Idk, but it keeps me up at night

That “number 15, Burger King foot lettuce” meme was an absolutely incredible impersonation.

I’m gay I won’t tell that boyfriend of yours ur talking to me L e s b I a n As I was saying, your *boyfriend* won’t know

6:58 Me: * reads nice guy post * * cringes at the larping * * cringes even more at quivering voice line * * reads the woman's response * * laughs ass off at amazing comeback *

I just don't think these dudes get enough human contact because they think basic human treatment from a girl is "her leading you on."

_You don’t belong in a kitchen, because you belong in my heart._

"People could be anyone they want on the internet, but they still choose to be losers"

The “ungrateful bitch” part low key scares me

Uk the "im gonna make u a sandwich" one would have been kinda cute if hed stopped at the first line. It wouldve made me at least chuckle but nahhhh mr. Neckbeard had to make it all creepy

Girl: *in the process of picking out her wedding dress* Nice Guy: I noticed that you breathed carbon dioxide in my direction, IT WAS SO HOT YOU MUST ME INTO BE GO OUTWITHME! Girl: um, no thank you, I’m getting married in a couple weeks. Nice Guy: AHFDKDGAUFHSKF?!?!?!?!?

We need a petition to make asterisk roleplaying sentences illegal

Pro tip: If a nice guy calls you a “female,” start referring to him as a “mortal.”

I'm relatively new to the r-slash vids and you sir,...you win. Your (competent) voice acting makes this SO much better...Also the impromptu singing and John Mulaney quotes!! Love it!!

The foot lettuce was on point.

"You don't belong in a kitchen because you belong in my heart" THE ULTIMATE NICE GUY QUOTE

"the average SWAGBROS™"

12:35 this guy is absolutely being ripped apart in the comments. YEESH.

It's annoying because you can't even argue with these people they are so fucking convinced they are nice

The moment I hear a guy call any woman a "female" I die a little inside. Ugh.

I feel sad for some of these guys. What kind of sad, depressing, lonely world do you live in where you think the smallest act of human kindness automatically means sex?

It's amazing seeing these people who are convinced someone is madly in love with them them simply because they were nice to them (been watching both /r/niceguys and /r/nicegirls videos). I'm not even convinced that a guy likes me even when he straight up says that he likes me.

(shudder) The one with the kid messaging the mother gave me some serious flashbacks to college. Guy friend of mine confessed his love for me while I was at a really low point in my life so I turned him down for the time being. Then he went on to harass my mother through FB messages asking her to try to convince me to like him. That definitely broke off any sliver of chance he had…

That top 15 guy impression was spot on lmao.

Please make an entire video using chills voice 😂😂😂

1:31 that patented Tim Allen grunt broke me.

"I had arranged a fantastic lunch at Olive Garden" See... There was *your first problem*

Number 15- stood up at Olive Garden. The last thing you want with your Olive Garden meal is a lack of sexual intercourse. But as it turns out- that might just be what you get. A reddit user uploaded a photo of a box of chocolates and flowers, with the statement "Girls only like bad boys", admittedly he was wearing a designer shirt from Paris But that's even worse

I love when he does the singing bits they legit could be songs to me

The top 15s ending is...just the greatest. Thanks for being awesome @Sorrow TV

*burgerking foot-lettuce intensifies*

"Nice guys, what do they doooo, they show up at your house without asking youuuu.." IM DEAD :D

the voice for Trevor was so perfect

Girl: *Exists* Nice Guy: She must LOVE ME 😂

"Why did you show me any human kindness!? I hate it when girls play games!!" Nice guys are the best! They assume girls like them because they're nice and will immediately snap when they find out she was nice because she wanted to be nice and was never into them to begin with.

5:25 I hate it when these are screenshots from the nice guys point because you know he learned nothing from this, Like he's just blaming the girl by posting this

4:58 Sir this is Yahtzee with Buddies what are you doing

You can hear him start to giggle after announcing "my fAT SWEATY ASS" (16:15) and that honestly gives me life