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Top posts from r/NoContextXboxMessages on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
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@AlphaBookZ Год назад

Jack struggling with the soundboard is so relatable. I love the recent acquisition of such silliness

@Steampunkkids Год назад

Absolutely agree. I love the new soundboard. I want one too!

@Healion123 Год назад

I absolutely lost it when he realized he used the wrong sound

@tabiikat4743 Год назад

Read this as "Jack snuggling with the soundboard..." and was really confused for a moment.

@Redbeardian Год назад

Do these people write the huge messages with an x-box controller by scrolling around to each letter?!?!? That's actually impressive to me that they have that patience.

@jellybeangamer4228 Год назад

By the end of those huge messages, their anger has to have run out, right? Maybe they just don't wanna waste the message they spent 10 minutes typing out and send it anyways.

@rubydearest Год назад

Might as well send it anyway if I went through all that trouble

@rubydearest Год назад

It is truly difficult to type

@Shae_Sandybanks Год назад

I'm pretty quick with a controller for typing. But you can get a mini keyboard plugin

@Crow_Smith Год назад

I Wonder how many got an xbox thing for their computer just to rage.

@saucette Год назад

Jack moaning while trying to pronounce ''Noahs'' will forever be the most cursed sound he has ever produced.

@theitak9946 Год назад

144 likes and no comments? Let me fix that for you Also, I gotta agree, that is pretty cursed

@saucette Год назад

@@theitak9946 I was so caught off guard by it too 😭😭

@jerrydivyaa25 Год назад

I just want a whole video of editors struggling with Jack's impromptu sounds effects and moanings lmao

@M4lfucnt10ned Год назад

Yes

@Qyubij Год назад

yes, totally not because of the moaning, no siree

@Real_Snorlax Год назад

Damn, 11:48 went hard af. Kinda tempted to send this part to a radio station or 2 just to see if they'd play it lol

@Dluxe Год назад

Jack trying to understand how to use his soundboard is just the funniest thing I have heard in a long while

@pencilcase8068 Год назад

Jack NGL the message was deleted part goes hella hard. I expect a full 3 minute song from you based on the messages that were deleted

@suffering9481 Год назад

The confusion of this subreddit and Jacks chaos makes for a perfect duo

@AroZorro Год назад

The moaning was brilliant. The editor is a little traumatized.

@FreyCheqama Год назад

Editor Kenny Spottings 3:17 7:41 8:47 8:58 11:49 Thank you for taking care of Jack during this trying time, where he is trying.

@lazunekko Год назад

Lemme guess, because Ereshkigal on screen?

@T_empest Год назад

@@lazunekko probably lmao

@padinspi11 Год назад

12:34 anyone wondering that's russian for "sorry i don't understand english"

@mage1439 Год назад

Every time Jack does a video I feel like I'm listening to the kid from The Wild Thornberries after a sugar binge.

@poison-LICKTHEPOISON Год назад

Jack feels like if being high is a person

@YoungMrBlue Год назад

45% of these were 9 year olds insulting people and or flexing 45% of these were people trying to make sex comments and other disturbing things to say out loud 10% of these were somewhat normal

@lecamoufleur Год назад

And 1% failed math. That, however, is not you.

@curved_edge Год назад

Emkay is the kind of channel you watch when sitting in your kitchen eating soup that you didn’t heat up enough

@diamondan5721 Год назад

Why is this SO PERFECT

@TrueColours8 Год назад

As someone actually eating soup right now, I agree

@I_cant_delete_this_account Год назад

That's so accurate it's scary

@Just_a_commenter Год назад

Jack and his voice-soundboard-thingy will never get old. Yes I don't know what the program is called and it may just be a soundboard but I don't klnow because it has been a long day.

@bruhzy2139 Год назад

probably just voicemod

@mothaclysm Год назад

⁠@@bruhzy2139if it was voicemod he wouldn't get confused, i think he has a physical soundboard and some slightly obscure voice changer that isn't live

@anomalousanimates Год назад

[This message was deleted]

@bruhzy2139 Год назад

@@mothaclysm ngl when i use my voicemod i mess up keybinds constantly

@Starz1317 Год назад

[This message was deleted]

@IkeFanBoy64 Год назад

7:40 8:46 8:58 Whatever Kenny gets paid, I don't think it's enough.

@mekacrab Год назад

This video is just a massive r/ihadastroke

@chadcatidkimnotachadidenti7973 Год назад

yes

@Deseko Год назад

Dude needs to become a voice actor

@Jambo_Neo Год назад

It’s painful how much I can’t tell your joking

@dukefishronandpigronluvr Год назад

Well I have some good news for you!

@PartsOfABox Год назад

GOOD NEWS

@SHADOW_ROSE23421 11 месяцев назад

Is Jack actually a voice actor??

@theburningfalcon974 Год назад

NO! IM NOT TRYING TO SUDUCE THE CHILD -jack, 2023

@M4lfucnt10ned Год назад

Pls the time stanp

@angerydestroyer Год назад

@@M4lfucnt10ned2:59

@theburningfalcon974 Год назад

@@M4lfucnt10ned3:23

@monke7919 Год назад

3:11

@Luumoth Год назад

Jack is the only one who can make boring subreddits like this somewhat entertaining. :3

@Maeve_Orchid Год назад

Me when :3

@plasmabeaver551 Год назад

The fact that Jack now has a sound board means the content is going to be funnier, but put the editors to more work, you know not all of the bits made it in

@dragonfan3934 Год назад

I can't watch this video in front of my family because he moans so much lmfao

@previously-._.-katu Год назад

The soundboard 💀

@yannickeleuthere8190 Год назад

4:55 Why would someone with a sniper rifle be directly in the fight. They supposed to be in the back sniping like what they have in their hands are meant for

@Love2Banime Год назад

12:35 Translated: "sorry, i dont understand English." (Used an app to translate this out of curiosity).

@lvl90dru1d Год назад

that's right

@erikarussell1142 Год назад

Who else was completely vibing with that text message deleted song? I was just really getting into it when Jack stopped. 😂

@mavnalysse Год назад

It was definitely a bop.

@LuigiMan2401 Год назад

3:12 Jack having issues with the soundboard makes me feel better about myself, I have my own sound board and it takes me 5 years to find the sound I want to use and by the time find it the joke is long gone

@ThatOneMotherfucker Год назад

11:48 This had *NO REASON* to go this hard. You better deliver on that uncut version and high impact rawdog us with it.

@chadcatidkimnotachadidenti7973 Год назад

@aitorleal4676 Год назад

i just heard "hard" and "rawdog us" from this comment, why do i feel summoned.

@anomalousanimates Год назад

[This message was deleted]

@kankarii4043 Год назад

Jack and his soundboard…my beloved 🙏🏾

@MushroomMayhem Год назад

Jack change the batteries in your CO² detector, I think it's broken.

@ShinTriAce Год назад

RIP to the editor.....

@michealbounds550 Год назад

Jack is the embodiment of Chaotic Chaos

@RookwingsKirk Год назад

So Jack's branching out... I can't wait to see where this takes us!

@thegoofygoblin2081 Год назад

4:52 "Your camping with a sniper" does he think its a shotgun or something?

@harvestkitty Год назад

I 100% need a cut of just the "this message was deleted" jam.

@Me-iq4se Год назад

Jack with a soundboard is great

@miguelcarvalho5122 Год назад

I lost my shit so many time, please bring more of this.

@MSRTA_Productions Год назад

7:37 8:45 8:58 you're welcome

@makadenmitchell2909 Год назад

BRO

@M4lfucnt10ned Год назад

I- Why WHY did you spend time to do this

@makadenmitchell2909 Год назад

@@M4lfucnt10ned ambatakum

@MarianaMartinezOfficial Год назад

Soundboard add ins are top tier

@songohan3321 Год назад

11:47. This really brighten my day.

@iamdb1990 Год назад

Jack having a soundboard is the reason why he's the best one lol

@zacharybagley5547 Год назад

"yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" is killing me LMFAO

@frostkitsunelive7661 Год назад

The “Careless Whisper” f**king killed me

@AntiqueToyCollector Год назад

Jack went all out for this video 😂

@mobbri23 Год назад

I love this jack is so great

@omgtatercat Год назад

It seems that Jack is extra chaotic today

@julianbaader4351 Год назад

14:17 its supposed to be German for "my father owns Microsoft" but If you translate it literally (includig the spelling mystake) its "my fasther is Microsoft"

@heqrtout Год назад

jack is very enthusiastic in this one

@noelhutchins7366 Год назад

Fun Fact: combine pushing more than one button simultaneously on touch-tone-phones makes entirely-unique-tones used in things like fax-machines and can really annoy someone if you have the means and wish to do so.

@codeyisafk9487 Год назад

As a xbox player I can say that 90% of messages don’t make sense, 9% are insults, and 1% is actual conversations

@CT-7731 Год назад

4:51 what do they mean "camping with a snipe"? Isn't that what you're supposed to do? Camp in one spot, don't get detected, and snipe, in that order?

@Shae_Sandybanks Год назад

Ikr. That's like a legit strategy

@elliotwilson2763 Год назад

2:58 Broken Bones Ultimate in the background let's go

@lvl90dru1d Год назад

12:37 he said "i don't speak english"

@Ragehunger Год назад

I'm now convinced that open Xbox chat lobbies are either the toxic mentality of 14-year-olds, anger management issues in rant format, or actual strokes.

@Markiplierforreal Год назад

No need… from first hand I can confirm that’s actually true

@zestfest321 Год назад

bro put robot noises on Russian 💀 (12:33)

@The_Professional_Moron Год назад

Plot Twist: The Robot is Russian

@dualcaster Год назад

the editor hating jack is relatable af

@Speed_311 Год назад

The soundboard killed me

@StefanoAraneda Год назад

Oh [This message was deleted] track is great!!

@noelhutchins7366 Год назад

OMG I'm going to be making soundboard suggestions till you throw it out.... shit.. now I can't think of any

@dumbazz_gaming Год назад

hello to whoever is reading this!

@Meowzerz12owo Год назад

@Viowomando Год назад

Hello

@angerydestroyer Год назад

Helooo

@SHADOW_ROSE23421 11 месяцев назад

Helo

@calaverx11 Год назад

Everyone saying they don't like Jack, just listen to 11:47. At least do that. For him.

@yamigekusu Год назад

12:34 with what little Russian I can read and understand, that message says "Sorry, I do not understand English"

@The31ator Год назад

Jack’s moaning brightens my day

@idiotic.artist. Год назад

🤨📸

@The31ator Год назад

@@idiotic.artist. Tehehe

@TheMilkman62 Год назад

I like replying with "I'm not dignifing this with a response"

@Nemless6661 Год назад

We seriously need to check on Jack like what the hell is he doing like i dont even know if he intentionally used the wrong sound or not

@okaytuesday 7 месяцев назад

Why do i have this save to a playlist call “important stuff”

@thatjuicyboi8516 Год назад

"You're lucky you're still alive" I'd be scared shitless ngl

@thefutureismeaninglessthep7364 Год назад

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@SSFurby Год назад

It seems out of place for an Xbox message

@Tredragon Год назад

Uploaded six minutes ago. Also have a good day or goodnight emkay.

@UndedNecroKnight Год назад

omg i love jack today with the soundboard and the part at 11:49

@Ja_Kuja Год назад

Bro internet been gone for 2 years, I kinda feel bad

@cryptotech3463 Год назад

Aight, who tf got Jack a soundboard. Who did it… I just wanna talk

@Aperson11028 Год назад

I walked up a hill because I don’t have internet and I wanted to watch emkay

@IzutsumiDungeonMeshi Год назад

the soundboard part actually made me laugh wth

@angerydestroyer Год назад

If we as humanity dies but somehow the xbox network is somehow accessed what messages would the future species would find

@VooshSpokesman Год назад

Love from a Vaush and RenegadesReact fan!

@asturrrr Год назад

jack with his new soundboard is what lexi was to her voice effects at some point tbh. petition to get robin something to up his silliness (and the occasional anger)

@magicdawn1973 Год назад

get the man a slide whistle

@chadcatidkimnotachadidenti7973 Год назад

peanut butter

@caitlinabbott7895 Год назад

Jack singing bits 10:36 11:47 12:46 14:32 15:38 18:46

@K1ng_Squ1dZ Год назад

17:50 crawfish don't even have spinal cords in the first place

@SandroilaKook Год назад

This video is art in every way possible

@soullesspinkamenapinkamena1747 Год назад

I like it when the editor pops up.

@Vee_DrawsThings Год назад

Holy shit the thumbnail is my post

@ktandchristopher Год назад

Lol🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@Yandere7290 Год назад

jack best narrator, aussie bias

@sleepingkirby Год назад

"You look like a bitcoin enthusiast." That's one of the best insults I've ever heard.

@MorbinNecrim86 Год назад

17:41 that one is a masterpiece

@Evelyn_Void Год назад

That was a very breathy breath

@entrapta8049 Год назад

I once got an XBOX message after destroying someone in a 1v1 in Titanfall 2 saying "stop killing me you piece of sh-t this is why your faherless hacer" (yes that is exactly the way it was spelled) and I replied with "Isn't that literally the point of the game? I apologize for your lack of skill :D" Now let me tell you the next few messages back and forth between us were *not* pretty- 💀

@nikitatavernitilitvynova Год назад

Wow. You can ask someone what's their name in English. But when they respond with their name you suddenlty jump to Russian and type: "I'm sorry I don't understand English?" how is that even possible. It's probably some kind of bot.

@chadcatidkimnotachadidenti7973 Год назад

16th

@pengutotally3064 Год назад

when my mom asks whats that noise and i just witnessed jack moaning as he says “trash”

@Theshroomgirl Год назад

Jack is jus a lil too silly goofy today, he's probly fine

@TwigCommenter Год назад

I know probably nobody’s gonna get this reference but Mitch from Glitch techs would 100% say this in canon 2:15

@shadowsilvertailsfan Год назад

12:33 I'm learning russian!! Can anyone correct me if I'm wrong? I think that says "Sorry, I don't speak English"

@frostywosty3 Год назад

Love jack sm

@TrippyTrash1999 Год назад

I can’t even judge 😅 I’ve made so many typos that make me look like I can’t speak English very well. Visual dyslexia sucks 😅

@Kiku91 Год назад

Hmm…this makes me wonder if I still have the screenshots when someone forfeited an online card game in the first 15 seconds, then DMed me calling me a “dirty sodomite” and I was thinking “wtf?!”

@Ghostfighter797 Год назад

Xbox will always be the king when it comes to a random people on console talking crap about you with no context whatsoever.

@DC10_AV Год назад

3:12 _ur nan_ **plays romantic sound effect** no wait wait what no no hang on **plays DUN DUN DUUUNN sound effect** no wrong one n- that one

@theitak9946 Год назад

So today we learnt some more Jack from EmKay lore, we learned that he has a soundboard, and might be confused a little bit with it, and also that he plays the digital saxophone, very interesting lore