r/QuitYourBullsh*t - "Dr. Google" 

nice pineapple shirt click

as a person with autism let me say this. even if they did cause it, which vaccines do not, my existence is not worse than an epidemic.

Steve Irwin was the kind of guy who would apologize to the stingray that killed him for startling it if he could. He was the definition of a class act.

Love the glass of H2O2... as a chemist... I can say that if you drink that, you'll never suffer a viral issue again. Two men walk into a chemistry themed bar. The first says "i'll have some H20". The second adds "I'll have some H2O too." The second man died.

Fun animal fact: Bees see blue better than red. This enables bees to see ultraviolet light and use this to help navigate their way around and assist identifying flowers as they pollinate. Yet bees cannot distinguish red colours well at all.

i mean, to be fair to the guy saying to just breathe vaporized hydrogen peroxide, you probably won't have to worry about any respiratory illnesses after you follow his advice. seeing as you won't, y'know, have lungs.

“Teach a man to fish and he’ll live forever” fishermen are immortal, apparently

Just for people are aware; if you ever throw up black liquid please go to the emergency room right away as its a sign of pancreastitis which is legit your own pancreas eating itself. I know from my own experience from having it

I feel like the funniest shit about “vaccines don’t cause autism” is the fact that because of my grandmothers manipulation towards my mother. I have never had a vaccine in my entire life.. and I am literally the “worst” level of autism anyone can have. (I am getting vaccinated soon tho! Please don’t come for me)

“Without a kidney or liver you would be drunk forever” Sir, I would like to donate my kidney and liver. For science. Yes… for science

7:00 Arsenic also gets rid of COVID as COVID needs a "living host" to reproduce.

I love when celebrities on Twitter call out lies about themselves from other media, especially when that media is saying that the person is dead.

I had wondered about Stan Lee's personal feelings about a gay Spider-Man, especially since LGBT+ became more and more accepted during his final years. It's nice to know that while Peter Parker Spider-Man himself is always going to be a straight male because he was created to be a heterosexual non-queer guy, Stan Lee himself was never opposed to the idea of a gay Spider-Man just like he never opposed to a black Spider-Man because Miles was a way to "make the world color-blind" aka racial acceptance because it was the right thing to do. We have so many Spider-Man varieties (hell we have a cartoon pig Spider-man), the time will come for that.

4:53 as an autistic person, Id like to say that Id rather be autistic than risk dying from an obviously preventable disease. And no, vaxines dont cause autism, I'd know.

This whole "vaccines cause autism" fiasco is so funny to me as someone who has autism. Me and my mom constantly joke about it, especially the "bleach can cure autism" thing. I love making fun of stupid and ignorant people.

32:42 as someone who has lost at least 4 cats because of coyotes, its disgusting that they'd use someone else's cat that was attacked for their own gain without having to worry about losing a companion that you love dearly.

As a Boyscout I can confirm that IKEA is correct about no county’s flag being above another’s.

Imagine thinking google is a source. It's just a search function that brings up results based on relevancy of a keyword.

For the record, it's actually really helpful to getting better when MILDLY ill to get off, male or female, the process releases serotonin and endorphins that make you feel less crappy and it also boosts the immune system To be clear I'm a medical professional and I'm not suggesting you have intercourse in case what you have is contagious, just jerk it /flick the bean

I worked at a bakery once that got a negative Yelp review from two women who came when we were closed and could see that from the hours posted on the door. They begged to come in anyway so we let them in while we did cleaning/maintenance tasks and made coffee for them and sold them a couple of day-olds at discount. They left a review complaining that the place seemed empty and understaffed. While we were closed.

That one autism-vaccine study also was an utterly glorious clusterfuck. Like, sometimes a study simply draws the wrong conclusions or makes some methodical errors, but this one study that basically helped to spawn the modern anti-vaxxer movement out of nothing was so much worse in so many ways. Hbomberguy has an utterly magnificent (and rather lengthy) video that really dives into it. It's like 3 hours long and worth every minute of it.

The dichotomy: "I am not trusting a list on Google about vaccine ingredients." "I spent hours on Google so I did my research."

I love the vaccines cause autism argument, I was diagnosed with autism before being vaccined. My mum thought the vaccine would cause autism... diagnosed with autism at 8. Got myself vaccinated at 16 🎉

Fun fact: Peta's founder says that euthanizing animals is a mercy, even if they are healthy, friendly, and 100% able to be rehomed. The founder thinks that putting the animals down is better, because it gives them "true freedom" or some shit.

A while ago Blizzard said they were going to stop trolling/harassment on their forums by requiring that you post with your real name (first and last) to the forum. Every single woman that played (including myself) posted screenshots of the hate, threats, harassment and stalking they receive and they still didn't back down for a long time. Like they somehow thought that making it easier to track down the victims irl would someone fix it. They ultimately did back down, but it was a real "tell me you consulted no women before approving this plan without telling me you consulted no women" moment.

The best variant of the whole "Give a man a fish..." saying is the one Terry Pratchett put in the book "Jingo" (I believe). It goes: "When you give a man a place by the fire he's warm for a day, but when you set him on fire he's warm for the rest of his life." I heard the poisonous fish for the first time today and I like it. :) Just needs a little fine tuning... Mebbe something about badly prepared blowfish liver... I will think about this.

i really like the fact he doesn't just do funny posts and memes. Clicky also says thing that are often both deep and profound.

"A 400 lbs dog?! What kind of dog is that, a bear?!" 🤣 I nearly choked laughing at this.

As someone who studies in a catholic Christian school, I would love to wear the VIP Ticket To Hell pin to the graduation day and get fkin tackled down by the teachers Edit: I did not do it because I could not buy the pin 🥲

Stan Lee happens to be a huge ally, a lot more than people think. He laughs at ships, he finds them funny. He canonly made Loki bisexual and gender fluid to fit with his Norse myths. Star lord is bi, Thor is aswell (or something). Stan Lee literally does not care so long as it’s not disrespectful or just downright weird. He’s a huge sweetheart and probably looks down on us all and sips his wine in joy. Also where tf are people getting their takes from?? He doesn’t intend for things to be a certain way and might politely tell you “hey, not true, :)” and that’s that😭 Leave the poor old man to his eternal peace- or well his eternal hell, you choose🤷‍♂️

Fun fact: I was diagnosed with autism because I’m anti social and my parents lied on the forms More explanation: From the private conversations with the psychologist he just took that I avoided looking at him or in his eyes but that’s because i’m socially akward and his hair was terrible idk what else to say And also that I couldn’t get a backstory for random people on a drawing That last spaying is kinda on me but i just didn’t tell him bc my backstories were like ‘she’s gay and inlove with her best friend but her best friend is straight’ and ‘his dad recently died because his mom killed him for the money so now they’re on vacation ‘ You understand why I didn’t tell him right? Also about my parents everything that was said was put on a file wich I received and my parents lied and exaggerated it because for autism there was 1 small test and then that story telling and for that test the results were I didn’t have autism same thing from the conversation with the teacher

I'm actually amazed how you don't break the character for a single second even when someone is walking around behind ya, I guess this is what makes one a professional youtuber. Congratz for the 1M subs!

On the subject of ice-cream, one of my teachers shared that a student had submitted a paper where the consumption of ice-cream makes you more likely to murder someone.This was purely based on the fact that during the summer months the ice-cream sales and the homicide rate increases. This was his example of the difference between correlation and causation as well as to never leave a project for the last night before the deadline.

More people need to hear this. Celebrities do not know you and do not owe you anything! Just because they have a career being recorded for media does not mean they need to agree to taking any photos with you.

I'm embarrassed to say that I once defended PETA. In my defense, I wasn't that well-informed at the time on just how terrible they were.

I like how he tells everyone "Stay happy out there" just for the next word to be "no" I just thought it was amusing XD

I was living on the 2nd floor of this house and the agreement we had is that rent covered everything including wifi. They decided to stop paying for it and I needed it because I was going to college and even had some online classes I was taking. They didn't want to discuss it with me even though I offered to help pay the fees for getting behind in payments so I went behind their back and got my own wifi account set up. I changed the password and hid the router and modem so they couldn't use it. I loved hearing them complain about how expensive it was to use their phones as hotspots 🥰

It always boggles my mind when people insist that a few hours of self-guided learning is the same as years of academic study. I once got into an argument with my aunt who insisted that she knew more about the Middle Ages than I did. Because this ONE book she read was better than my 8+ years of undergradate and post-graduate study. She literally told me that she knew more from this one book than I did with my Masters and more than three years towards my Ph.D. Then again, I once was attacked by a bunch of guys on a site because I commented that Maid Marion was not part of the earliest Robin Hood stories, first recorded in the 13th century. She was a much later addition to the legend. OMG, the vitriol! Then again, that basically degenerated into - I've never heard that before so it must be false! And, she's in the Disney version! And yes, people seem to think that that was a logical argument. The Dinsey movie. Oh, and a couple said that I had missed a comma in my comment, so I clearly did not have an MA.

26:05 also why each tree has one chair. If it was natural, the chairs would be uneven and some would have trees, some wouldn’t. Some chairs would be higher up on the tree, or be crooked, or broken

Anyone else love it when Click says something like "I remember seeing this one thing about..." and it's something from a previous video? It just makes me happy, I'm like 'yeah, we saw that!', it makes me feel so included in the narrative

3:50 One of the X-Men movies really hammers the point home with ignoramus parents who ask their son "Well have you tried _not_ being a mutant?". 5:45 Not only has it been refuted by countless better conducted studies, the author of that paper _himself admitted_ it was unsound. 6:00 My dad joked about surgically installing a liver bypass valve that would allow you to stay drunk as long as you want and then turn off the bypass when you need to sober up. (Obviously that would have all kinds of bad side effects so don't try that at home, kids.)

I genuinely like that this channel promotes proper research and science, as well as being accepting all while being hilarious. Thanks for being a good person Click

I've heard that exact response to Petas' tweet about 20-30 times by now sometimes by different creators but it's always just as awesome every time

2:40 fun fact, there's another comment on that post, not shown in the video, that lets you know peta posted that on steve irwin's birthday

click i just want to say before all the comments flood in you are one of my favorite creators :) you’re so supportive of everyone and you have helped me so much. congrats on 1 million and i can’t wait to see you grow as a creator!

Adding to your bit about “we like to focus on the bad”, I have a theory that we focus on negativity from others because we are also programmed to be cooperative and seek acceptance. Rejection from a group used to be a death sentence, so we’re hardwired to desire social harmony. One random internet troll still makes our brain go “People hate me D:” and make a bigger deal out of it than usual. It could also be because we live in a world that has worn down our ability to properly manage our emotions since we are stressed all the damned time. Who knows.

That thing you said about always focusing on the negative things... I know it's not high-level psychology but man it came at the perfect time. I've been struggling with awful anxiety that prevents me from enjoying life in a moment when things are actually going well. What you explained about how it's an survival mechanism to focus on the negative made me realize how guilty I feel about my anxiety ruining my life and how I should not, how I should in fact reflect on what my brain is trying to protect me from my focusing on all those imaginary catastrophes. Anywa, I'll have a lot to tell my therapist next time I see them. Thanks, Click !

I'm so used to watching these videos while playing Minecraft, that when I hear the background music I can image my world

“You smell amazing today” Me who literally just got out of the shower: “…well I sure hope I do-“

My God that sure is a fine ass pineapple shirt. One could only dream of having a pineapple shirt as kick ass as that.

The pineapple shirt is very nice, as it is a subtle formal wear but still represents the brig tropic feel a pineapple gives. The shirt could be worn anywhere, from a Netflix & chill to a fancy date in a restaurant. Very subtle but enjoyable to see 9/10

Sorry I know this is out of context but when Click cited welcome to the Internet I literally screamed. I cannot love this man anymore than I already do, Click listen to Burnham

As a trans man, masculine smells really help with dysphoria, so in a weird way Click's intros give me gender euphoria-

20:03 considering the human body only has 10 pints of blood, and “pints” implies that it was 2+, I highly doubt that he would’ve been conscious after that. 2 pints is double the average blood donation.

Putting Social Security numbers onto ANY server is incredibly risky. Hackers would probably unintentionally DDOS most social media platforms trying to get to all that data that would allow them to impersonate that many people

Those points on stackoverflow are about a website where devs go to ask difficult problems to the wider community, and you get points by providing helpful answers.

I want to see Click make a secret alt account where he does r/confidentlyincorrect or r/Quityourbullshit but instead he agrees with the wrong side of the post and argues for them. Something like a *Devil's Advocate*

27:23 I mean, Jason wasn't entirely wrong. Sitting in your car outside of a closed building that isn't opening for a while would be the worst restaurant experience ever, and would be a rip-off. But that's not the restaurants fault lol

I watch your videos when I'm struggling with my PTSD and depression, and they really help me decompress and I'm grateful for the humor that you bring to my life, especially when I feel like I can't laugh and you prove me wrong ❤

as someone who has done reasearch for a project in school, in the dsm-5 (a website that can be used to find questions on many mental disorders and its a super trusted website) it actually tells you the causes of autism from what i can remember they were: -complications at birth -genetics -and some more i cannot remember its also common knowlage that vaccines dont cause disorders of any kind i want whoever things autism can be caused by vaccines to give me a SINGLE case of autism being caused by them before i even begin having an argument with them (note: i am not anyone certified this is just common knowlage and from my reaserch i conducted for a school project)

I worked in Bandwidth management for 2 separate ISP's and the amount of parents that would claim that gaming was the cause of their higher usage was insane. I'd have to explain over and over and the only time gaming is the cause is when you are downloading, otherwise streaming is everything and they need to quit their BS in trying to take the games away from their kids.

That lady thought Stan Lee was judgmental? Fun Fact: Nightcrawler was really created by one of the DC comic book illustrators. But when he showed the picture to them, they turned him down because they thought he was too weird looking and thought people wouldn't like it. So he showed the picture to Marvel instead. He told Stan what happened, so he said, "Oh, we got the perfect place for this guy.😏".

"Skinny teas" are usually a mix of senna, a natural laxative, and stimulants, and sometimes an unlisted often untested "proprietary blend" and occasionally they'll contain some soluble fiber. Senna is a bit strong but great for occasional constipation and only that. I've used it before, it's effective but can give you abdominal cramps and nausea. Recommend drinking before bed, brewed with chamomile if you're using it for the first time, along with a glass of warm water and NOT with anything containing stimulants. Stimulants will make the side effects worse. Do not use stimulant laxatives, like senna, or laxatives at all for that matter to lose weight. That is dangerous, will dehydrate you and will only give you temporary results, mostly because of water and poo leaving your system. Yes, you won't be as "bloated" because your intestines always have a little waste in them and literally wringing that out of them will make you "feel" skinnier and will make your tummy cave a little. We all have water in our fat cells, yes, that's supposed to be there, though lack of movement and a diet high in sugar and/or sodium and certain health conditions that are often uncontrollable, will make you retain water (ie you feel and look "puffy" or in some cases swollen). Losing this will also make you feel and maybe even look a little skinnier, but it's definitely temporary. Again, only use senna if you are planning on doing some, potentially very uncomfortable, pre-colonoscopy type cleansing of your intestines.

37:27 That one is actually intentional, this creator is part of an ARG here on RU-vid and his character is literally a person who write bad reviews. So this is more the character talking than the actual author. (Also, if you wanna know more, it's called the Alex Bale ARG or Spongebob Theories ARG)

I just wanted to say, congratulations on a million subscribers. You deserve every single one. You’ve always made me laugh and helped me get through some rough times in my life. Keep being you and congrats! OwO

That Intro Tho- XDDDDD "IM NOT PREGNANT ITS JUST A LAND SHARK"

10:19 - 11:31 hits different now after all the drama :( stay strong click

Person: **breathes** Click: *and i loved that.*

I had a stomach ache this morning. For some reason I was glued to the toilet for 30 minutes with cramps. And it got to a point where I had to delay my trip to the hospital to get results for testing I had done. I don't believe one bit that that guy had enough strength to even lift a pinky finger in that situation. If I'm ejecting liquid from all holes you can probably find me in bed or on the couch taking medicine whilst trying not to vomit.

30:07 You can see me in the background peeping in the door way watching his every move waiting for the opportune moment to strike and give him lots of hugs and cuddles, but I’d rather not be arrested for trespassing and probably for a few other things yet…

Can we give Jameela Al Jamil more credit? She's such a lovely and intelligent young woman and all she does is encourage love and hope. Seriously, I wish she was my god mum, I'd love to be able to talk to her and just hear her advice

I lost it at "McDonalds belongs in the wild". Made my day!

I once searched "headaches and nosebleed" and "Dr Google" told me that I had something like "stroke-induced nostril AIDS-cancer"

I always love when people are convinced they're right with absolutely no proof to back them up. It makes walking away from them really easy.

I always think its a shame that the people who really need click, aren't likely to see him keep up the good work sir you make me feel better about the world.

8:47 jokes on you we ate tide pods for FUN

Ah yes, 25 minutes of google is totally more accurate and informative than 4 years of overall medical school, 5 more year of residency, constant training, and years of experience in the field of medicine

the negative thing connected with survival instinct kind of got me. it made me completely understand why humans do that, and is gonna help me and most likely many others to remember to appreciate the good and not focus on shotty comments

18:35 That's not excuse not to leave a tip, he could've just added a twenty dollar bill for the server, it's not like he isn't flushed with cash and the worker isn't going to complain about extra money.

I love how this guy gives actually good advice ❤

As a former Army Brat (my dad was in the U.S. Army), even us kids had to be vaccinated against everything, and boosters every time we moved overseas. That was in the 60s, but I can't imagine that it's changed since then. I've been vaccinated twice for COVID-19. I'm still here.

Still amazed by the 1 million! You deserve it Click! We love ya!♥️

Have you seen that Peta ad with the milk and the sad face that says 'got autism? This is why.' Gets me every time 😂

cliccy is my favorite reddit react channel, because all his stories are relateable, and his voice isn't annoying.

I decided against commenting on how you were accidentally wholesome for a second when talking about the 1M subs, but now Imma say that you totally deserve it and (while I know how hard advice like this is to follow), don't let the haters in the comments get you down. You go, man. Keep doing what you're doing.

I'm a proud American, but I don't think that our flag should be flown higher than other nation's flags. Also, congratulations on the Million subs. One more thing: I'm a veteran and can confirm that military personnel get every vaccine and then some.

i really like the way you explain concepts like correlation vs causation, you're really good at that

10:22 thought it was banana peels, huh 30:12 I sometimes forget that the click lives with other people 😂

6:10 STOP! SHE'S ALREADY DEAD!

The scream at the intro gets me all the time.

You are a precious mango bean and don't ever let anybody kill your vibes. Much love

He was so excited when they said “They compliment my pineapple shirt” that it made me notice how much I liked his pineapple shirt

24:26 Is that a Bo Burnham reference I hear?

as someone who genuinely loves hiking, i now understand why all the "i love the outdoors" people never wanted to go on hikes as a date.

5:57 “Very economical” the opposite, actually. The alcohol industry would be in ruins🤣.

with the spiderman one, Stan Lee answered a question about Spider-Man. He said they made Spider-Man the way he did so anyone could be Spider-Man. It didnt matter if you were white, black, gay, straight. Anyone could be Spider-Man.

Ooooh no, no, don't worry Click, you'll NEVER run out of content. There will always be some very incorrect and weird opinions out there in this very cursed place we call Internet. Unfortunate for society, but at least it means plenty more of Click videos! XD Congrats on the 1M subs, btw! You deserve it! ^^

I'm nearly at the halfway mark of becoming a vet and I still feel like I don't know ANYTHING. Meanwhile these people are like hihi I know more than the people who went through years and years of studying to become a doctor because this rando on a forum tells me so! If it were ever that easy, everyone would be a brain surgeon by now...

The thing that makes me paranoid is I just know i'm dumb enough to fall for some of these scams.

10:41 Frick, re-watching this made me notice the pretty tree right behind the door, man I like that tree, looks really green.