r/Rareinsults | CRIMINAL SCUM!! 

Fun fact: Humpty Dumpty was likely a large defensive cannon. The song tells of how it fell off the wall it positioned on, likely into a very hard to reach area. Thus, all the horses and men could not retrieve and repair the cannon.

I like how Robin is basically the Gordon Ramsay of judging other people's insults

The best gap-tooth insult I ever heard was in middle school. Dude said, "Evel Knievel couldn't jump that gap."

I find it hard to believe that humans survived evolutionary pressures.

This, is officially known as comedy gold

2:30 Karl's responses are rare but always gold

0:51 THIS. Let me ship myself with fictional people. Let me make super overpowered OCs with bright neon color palettes. The era of cringe cannot hold me back any longer.

1:37 finally someone with taste. White chocolate and sourdough bread are great.

Not only does this clearly possessed televangelist look like an Oblivion character, he looks like Vicente Valtieri (the creepy even by Oblivion standards vampire assassin lurking in the lowest level of the Dark Brotherhood sanctuary in Cheydinhal).

I love how Robin insults other peoples insults like he didn’t drop a dad leaving to get milk joke in one video.

Why did the conceal the identity of Fact Fiend when it literally said it is the post? Karl is the king of owning his own fans.

-Childhood Upgrade -Teenage Years Go back -Adulthood I SAID GO BACK!!!

1:23 As a white guy, I LOVE when thing have flavor, that's why I use a fuck-ton of spices when cooking and somehow it always turns out amazing.

THE DUDE WITH A DONUT SHIRT HAD A DONUT NECKLACE. my day is automatically better and I hope the person is doing as amazing as I am right now.

4:45 according to some records Humpty Dumpty was a cannon

If someone were to try and insult me by saying I’m never gonna get a girl, imma laugh at them and say “ that’s what I’m trying to do!” Just to clarify I’m asexual

White chocolate is legally chocolate. Things like "White Chips" and "White Almond bark" are not. Check the ingredients if you don't believe me.

2:29 I love how someone poorly blacked out Karl Smallwood's username even though it's very clear who the insult was aimed at by "fact fiend." I get that they had to leave it in for the joke to be understandable but then why try to cross the name out?

Robin is the type of guy to wash his hands after taking a shower

8:10 there is absolutely no way he missed the golden "abusive headmistress at an english orphanage" right underneath that

Humpty Dumpty is allegedly a reference to a cannon on a turret way, way back in the medieval times. All the Kings horses, All the Kings men.

7:59 that's a priest but you're correct him being one.

8:56 this is a reference to the Spongebob Squarepants episode “Pickles!” Where a fish (bubble bass) hid pickles in his mouth in order to make fun of the frycook sponge and make him look like an outcast

4:43 Humpty Dumpty was a cannon. It was placed on a wall and shot at a boat out at sea, but the recoil caused it to fly backwards off the wall and smash into pieces.

12:50 The tuna at Subway is the absolute best thing they've got tho

9:02 Bubble Bass

The hide pickles one is most likely the SpongeBob one where a fish that was very big hid the pickles underneath his tongue.

Cringe culture never went away. Our standards for what we considered being "cringe" today has been significantly lowered as we've become more tolerant of what we used to consider as such. Change is such a fascinating concept.

7:42 Spock was literally there in The Cage. (the original pilot for the original series that was rejected but is still considered canon and is the main influence for Strange New Worlds)

Fish hiding pickles = Bubble Bass from "Spongebob".

A rare insult I heard in an old Carry on Film "I don't say that I hope you choke, I merely gloat at the possibility"

3:19 I am getting Marv vibes. You know, the less intelligent Home Alone robber.

1:42 CHOCOLATE IS CHOCOLATE!

5:29 Guys, we found Pinhead Larry

Stop right there!

5:46. So, Aphrodite and Psyche?

The fact fiend gets drunk talks, n gets paid for it, love him, radio active James may🤣

"I don't got a backlight in my skull alright" What are you a gameboy?

The fact that the title is an Oblivion reference makes me happy.

Ha! Emkay doesn't even know who Kenneth Copeland is, and he also thinks the televangelist looks like a demon.

5:15 I was thinking “No wait, wouldn’t it make more sense for something rotating quickly to bring attention?” And I imagined it. For $1, you can send me a brick so I can unimagine it.

That Drake one was hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣

The fish who hid the pickles is Bubble Bass, that douchebag from Spongebob who caused the poor guy to have an existential crisis and a mental breakdown at the same time.

Evans with a mustage looks like GT Vegeta

5:21 more like Gabriel from mandela catalogue

8:56 Bubble Bass from SpongeBob SquarePants

I had not seen that insult on 42 coming there at the end

Life's good when EmKay posts...

1:00 Al Harrington's Wacky-waving-inflatable-armflailing-tubeman warehouse and emporium

I agree with Robin. Why would someone dislike sourdough? It's good stuff

13:18 I think the worst part of this is how they call them "My lover" and that they do it more than once

4:36 Bitch be lookin' like one of the Blind Ones from Turok 2: Seeds of Evil.

The "Need to mention your departures" should also have "you're not an airplane" included in it as their the ones who have to announce their departure.

It's probably already been said, but the airport insult alludes to the fact that planes have their departures announced. Not people.

"Arthur B. Chesterworth" 😂😂😂😂

11:35 so if I have diarrhea from everything I eat, does that make me weak too? honestly, it's more convenient.

2:10 I’m pretty sure we’ve seen this insult before, just a little different “You play so bad you probably have a good job, a wife, and 3 kids”

That donut shirt reminds me of a roller skating rink carpet. You know exactly what I'm talking about.

11:44 I can't help that I was born with my intestines hanging out of my body and the surgery gave me a sensitive stomach

the fish that hid the pickles was bubble bass from spongebob

13:29 Yeah, and Thoughty2 sometimes talks like he's not even real.

4:27 Just saying “Cooking is for Poor People” is just saying that you cook terribly, to the point if you were in Hell’s Kitchen, Gordon Ramsay will throw food at you thinking that you were a mobile trash can not evening realizing that you were a human

11:51 MADARAAAAAA HASHIRAMAAAAAA

The pickle joke was to SpongeBob Robin 🤣

(1:20) Imagine judging people based on their skin colour. In my area, we call that racism.

7:54 this dude looking like he's wearing a skinsuit!!!

"What's wrong with an ear necklace?" It's supposed to be a fuckin' belt, Robin.

It's weird because the Zuck USED to look like a normal human, I wonder what happened to him. Maybe his human disguise is just worn out

4:50 Been wondering this myself.

Emkay makes everybody's day better

FactFiend has -7 chill and I love it

7:54 and the funny thing is he's a preacher

I do not have an eye for details, but that ferris wheel we see outside the windows at 4:26, is that not in Miami, the one near Biscayne Blvd? And that sofa placed with the back against the window, that scream "Staged apartment for rent", so my guess would be, that guy is not rich but he want to look rich for he sell something that he claim can make folk rich, a pyramid scheme, get rich seminar or a religious self help book.

I am oddly proud of my superior Taco Bell digesting capablities.

10:55 guy on the right looks like if Freddy Mercury was straight

Dam, time for a late night treat here but people in other countries enjoy this whenever it comes out, you earnt it

2:33 Yep, that's the Karl Smallwood kinda insults that make FactFiend great.

Hey fam, the reference at 9:00 is Bubble Bass from Spongebob and yeah it's accurate af

Bruh white chocolate is good, in moderation, and sourdough bread slays

1:37 JOKES ON YOU I LOVE WHITE CHOCOLATE & SOURDOUGH BREAD!

Robin u wouldn’t freeze people to death,😂 you just make people grab a hoodie and then they get angry about taking it off because it’s just too hot for a hoodie when you leave.

Sourdough bread is best bread

7:57 Yeah, a character from oblivion.

3:23 no, he invented the caucasiafro.

3:49 C'mon robin, that one was pretty good. No need to get offended on some rando's behalf over a rather tame insult. He didn't even call him ugly lol, though it is implieed

Technically, Oblivion does essentially have demons though Daedra are kind of demon like

Humpty Dumpty was the nickname of a cannon.

10:55 Okay but why does the picture of Chris on the right look like he's auditioning for the role of J. Jonah Jameson

Momma jokes are such low hanging fruit.

The end Screen was longer but still without fanart. Wonder how Many more Videos there are from pre-backlash.

9:01 Robin its bubblebass from spongebob

When i saw that comment about drake O thought back to therussianbadger episode where they said "Drake the kind of Whippersnapper"

The fish that got roasted by squidward

The guy on the cover looks like if slappy from Goosebumps was a human

7:53 this is what Paul Lynde would possibly look like if he lived to see 75.

8:57 it's a reference to bubble bass from SpongeBob.

That guy with the gap in his front teeth, maybe I’m weird, but it’s super cute! It’s a funny as hell rare insult, but it’s my opinion it’s unique and adorable. If you have that too, hope you embrace it :)

9:00 How to tell someone you haven’t seen SpongeBob without saying so

HESS BACKKK

8:57 its bubble bass robin