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@theannoyingdahg
@theannoyingdahg 5 лет назад
“How do I look?” “With your eyes, Bert.”
@koolcid9710
@koolcid9710 5 лет назад
Good job
@thorne2492
@thorne2492 5 лет назад
y-you’re not wrong
@kekwa5409
@kekwa5409 5 лет назад
ernie and bert, the only gods. don't change my mind.
@Zombiekissed
@Zombiekissed 5 лет назад
i’m...... 🤣🤣🤣
@NikoCubeRoot
@NikoCubeRoot 5 лет назад
@UCTuVpXaCLSaDpB-Msbg5WoQ I'm what
@gdal6961
@gdal6961 4 года назад
Damien’s laughs: 0% coughs 0% giggles 0% laughs 100% *W H E E Z E*
@thirstea06
@thirstea06 4 года назад
Ah you forgot one.you forgot the smile
@salaad7468
@salaad7468 4 года назад
You forgot 200% Gasping For Air
@BappO-is-me
@BappO-is-me 4 года назад
Actually its 100% laughs
@wyyndii7057
@wyyndii7057 4 года назад
GD Al may I recommend the Minecraft youtuber Dream
@_kimmykat_
@_kimmykat_ 4 года назад
GD Al 1:41
@TheJokeExplainerr
@TheJokeExplainerr 4 года назад
"what is above tenesee?" "air" *Well he is making sense.*
@elweewutroone
@elweewutroone 4 года назад
Outer Space
@iwbmo
@iwbmo 4 года назад
no that would be a coin maker making cents
@dillondebruv8377
@dillondebruv8377 3 года назад
The answer to that guy’s question is Kentucky.
@WuffiePhoenix
@WuffiePhoenix 2 года назад
Kentucky
@crystal_storm2874
@crystal_storm2874 2 года назад
Can confirm since I live in Tennessee that this is 99% true.
@alexyodson5749
@alexyodson5749 5 лет назад
“I have two brains and you only have one” “Yeah, but one of those brains is barely developed, and the other one hasn’t been born yet”
@racheline_nya
@racheline_nya 5 лет назад
how does this not have more likes than the video
@yinyang1217
@yinyang1217 5 лет назад
@@racheline_nya thats not how it works
@jackstereo1555
@jackstereo1555 5 лет назад
Ah yes teenage pregnancy
@justyournormalweeb8085
@justyournormalweeb8085 5 лет назад
*slow clap*
@localdingus6788
@localdingus6788 5 лет назад
This isn’t murdered by words.
@lilyandval3583
@lilyandval3583 4 года назад
“You’ve never actually watched a full movie because you blink” I WILL SHOW YOU WRONG WHERE IS THE DUCKTAPE
@-squirrelgirl-2040
@-squirrelgirl-2040 4 года назад
Lily and Val NO
@-squirrelgirl-2040
@-squirrelgirl-2040 4 года назад
Lily and Val PLEASE NO
@spudato8106
@spudato8106 4 года назад
Duct*
@-squirrelgirl-2040
@-squirrelgirl-2040 4 года назад
r/cursedcomments
@nyancat5359
@nyancat5359 4 года назад
ĐŒ IÞ¡
@adriennekaio4980
@adriennekaio4980 4 года назад
A wise quote for today: Friends are like trees They fall down after you hit ‘em with an axe a couple times.
@GamezIdiot
@GamezIdiot 4 года назад
Have you tested this?
@nickii5315
@nickii5315 4 года назад
So true
@jeshua4094
@jeshua4094 4 года назад
Huh, gotta say, trees are way more steadfast and forgiving than my friends. They stick around for more hits than my friends do.
@lumi7329
@lumi7329 4 года назад
This was literally on an emkay video
@chaoticproductions3922
@chaoticproductions3922 4 года назад
DAMN YOU RIGHT bitch to clean up though
@minabecke9455
@minabecke9455 4 года назад
can we talk about the fact that the "how high are you" thing was brendon urie and Josh dun?
@dreamrexend
@dreamrexend 4 года назад
I'm a panic fan
@cjmrexfart3024
@cjmrexfart3024 4 года назад
I love P!TAD and Tøp
@zamani3535
@zamani3535 4 года назад
@@dreamrexend A *PAN*ic fan ha ha ha get it? Yeah I'm sorry I'll better go now.
@GalexieReed
@GalexieReed 4 года назад
CJMRex Freerunning Panic! the at Disco lol
@GalexieReed
@GalexieReed 4 года назад
Mina Becke Yesssss
@yinyang1217
@yinyang1217 5 лет назад
3:55 Damien: *says $2.79* $2.97: *Am I a joke to you?*
@thotrot8262
@thotrot8262 5 лет назад
Yin Yang it’s okay he’s dyslexic
@vin3084
@vin3084 5 лет назад
@@thotrot8262 he also said he was running on an hour of sleep sooooo
@SlantsEmpire
@SlantsEmpire 5 лет назад
Sorrow TV would never mess up this bad
@watchingvids1078
@watchingvids1078 5 лет назад
It is a joke.
@marioruvalcaba9487
@marioruvalcaba9487 5 лет назад
Bro this ain't funny
@thatboredinternetwanderer140
@thatboredinternetwanderer140 4 года назад
Blindfolded person: "I don't see where this is going" - Takes off blind fold "Ah, I see!"
@straburi_momochi
@straburi_momochi 4 года назад
I like this
@elite2158
@elite2158 4 года назад
"ah, I see," said the blind man
@thatboredinternetwanderer140
@thatboredinternetwanderer140 4 года назад
@@elite2158 yeah, he does see a blind fold
@straburi_momochi
@straburi_momochi 4 года назад
@media ́s backup channel r/rareinsults
@CaveyMoth
@CaveyMoth 3 года назад
If you see the prefix 'un' written somewhere, does that mean it's 'un' seen?
@DJRaguindinGame
@DJRaguindinGame 5 лет назад
"Love is not only blind... it's stupid" Damn if that aint the truth
@ItzFridayz
@ItzFridayz 5 лет назад
Love is a word
@deaconburghardt7858
@deaconburghardt7858 5 лет назад
Mecha Mecha it’s technically the truth
@gonefishinglol04
@gonefishinglol04 5 лет назад
let's take a moment to appreciate that this channel isn't another text-to-speech Reddit channel.
@gonefishinglol04
@gonefishinglol04 5 лет назад
AnthraX Poisonillious *love him or hate him, this guy is spitting straight facts*
@honey-bun3976
@honey-bun3976 5 лет назад
GioFilms, Dark Dom, Kingani, Wildspartanz.
@bobateacuber7646
@bobateacuber7646 5 лет назад
Yeah, most of those are botted like reddiculous
@toonlink5399
@toonlink5399 2 года назад
@@honey-bun3976 GioFilms was an awesome Reddit reader. Sadly, he quit RU-vid…
@pixelrunner2775
@pixelrunner2775 2 года назад
well technically it is text-to-speech because Damien is reading text out loud, so he is converting text into speech
@gio_1422
@gio_1422 4 года назад
Fun fact: there are more airplanes in the sea, than submarines on the sky
@danielmaher1654
@danielmaher1654 4 года назад
Actually, I think there as many airplanes *on* the sea as submarines on the sky right now: 0
@lorekeeper685
@lorekeeper685 4 года назад
@@danielmaher1654 they are planes that can stay on water so..
@gio_1422
@gio_1422 4 года назад
@@danielmaher1654 :O how did i not think about that
@peterjoyayangod4349
@peterjoyayangod4349 4 года назад
*under
@scatcat8371
@scatcat8371 4 года назад
The fbi: you weren't supposed to do that...
@galacticpotato6678
@galacticpotato6678 5 лет назад
‘You’re a brain piloting a bone-mech with meat-armour.’ That may be the truest thing I’ve ever heard.
@dumbass2240
@dumbass2240 5 лет назад
then why do people beat that armor?
@jaspermorgan9339
@jaspermorgan9339 5 лет назад
You're not a brain. You are the whole body. The skeleton, the brain, the 'meat-armour', it's all you. You are all of it.
@bruh-bf7tn
@bruh-bf7tn 5 лет назад
@@jaspermorgan9339 *i am the armour*
@AsAboveISoBelow
@AsAboveISoBelow 5 лет назад
Yeah, if you've ever seen a nervous system (eyes included) we're some really fucked up lookin' aliens.
@galacticpotato6678
@galacticpotato6678 5 лет назад
Alexander Greene indeed. Almost everything in existence is made from the same thing. So therefore... *extremely exaggerated gasp* food is made of stardust and so is everything else, (apart from nothingness) so DIRT AND STONE MUST BE EDIBLE! Science right there.
@guy_incognito7538
@guy_incognito7538 5 лет назад
Screen: $2.97 Emkay: $2.76 *DYSLEXIA 100*
@vezise7411
@vezise7411 5 лет назад
lmao bruh
@localdingus6788
@localdingus6788 5 лет назад
I wanna play that Elder Scrolls game.
@tipiq1357
@tipiq1357 5 лет назад
Episode 6 (VI) In the video: IV (4)
@cryinqsxftly
@cryinqsxftly 5 лет назад
It's true he made a mistake but that does not mean he has dyslexia he just made a mistake
@yinyang1217
@yinyang1217 5 лет назад
no steel my comment >:O
@MoonPatch
@MoonPatch 4 года назад
"You can't be an animal lover and a meat eater" I mean you could just like some animals and eat others.
@notsopolitecub4841
@notsopolitecub4841 4 года назад
Actually i love my animals then if they die i eat them
@JetfireQuasar
@JetfireQuasar 4 года назад
I love animals, love them so much they are my favourite food :D
@MrElionor
@MrElionor 4 года назад
Depends on what you mean by "animal lover" I love animals especially with barbecue sauce
@Butterpony
@Butterpony 4 года назад
I mean if you love to eat animals you could be both
@RainbowUnicorn.-.
@RainbowUnicorn.-. 4 года назад
Actually, it just means you love animals two ways; cute, fluffy/scaly/squirmy/feathery, and alive as well as cooked and on your plate.
@TailsIsDisappointed
@TailsIsDisappointed 5 лет назад
Technically the Romans are the only people that can say "We crucified Jesus!"
@yellowmello1223
@yellowmello1223 5 лет назад
Technically the truth.
@nugget829
@nugget829 5 лет назад
Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions hmmmmmmmm
@epiczeen4128
@epiczeen4128 5 лет назад
WHY AM I SEEING YOUR COMMENTS EVERYWHERE
@-Violent_Chicken_Man-
@-Violent_Chicken_Man- 5 лет назад
Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions:hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
@-Violent_Chicken_Man-
@-Violent_Chicken_Man- 5 лет назад
Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions and the spiderman miles is better than you
@glorbous
@glorbous 4 года назад
My Siri literally activated when you said, “hey Siri” .
@thomasupright9391
@thomasupright9391 4 года назад
BlueLizard HD same
@bobbysauce1174
@bobbysauce1174 4 года назад
*has a mother named siri*
@sponge.yeah.7791
@sponge.yeah.7791 4 года назад
I thought it said "Hey Sin" for a second. *ya would've had a Sinful Siri in your home*
@gamertrask9153
@gamertrask9153 4 года назад
Noob Boot in what way :)
@sponge.yeah.7791
@sponge.yeah.7791 4 года назад
@@gamertrask9153 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@rachelrasmusson8371
@rachelrasmusson8371 4 года назад
Brendon Urie: "Do Crabs think fish are flying?" Josh Dun: "How high are you?" Brendon Urie: "5'9" 😂😂😂 Brendon Urie is a legend
@noahbryant1332
@noahbryant1332 5 лет назад
Emkay: “I like your style Noah” Me my name being Noah: *raised Confidence noises*
@mattioverla7918
@mattioverla7918 4 года назад
Did ya get the boat yet?
@Creecher6
@Creecher6 3 года назад
Noah Bryant are you related to kobe bryant
@geraldtucker6952
@geraldtucker6952 3 года назад
me my name being
@LegoWormNoah101
@LegoWormNoah101 3 года назад
me my name being
@martindimitrov4682
@martindimitrov4682 5 лет назад
Technically true, the best kind of truth there is.
@THEPELADOMASTER
@THEPELADOMASTER 5 лет назад
Because it makes you sounds like a douchebag but they can't argue, cause you're right.
@Ribbons0121R121
@Ribbons0121R121 5 лет назад
"your piloting a bone mech that uses meat armor" yeah how do i get a new one then?
@Aaaguu
@Aaaguu 4 года назад
And why is the armor not very efficient
@arthurmorgan3595
@arthurmorgan3595 4 года назад
You get new armor by cell growth
@SebastianWoodard
@SebastianWoodard 4 года назад
Uh, brain transplant?
@astonished-scout
@astonished-scout 4 года назад
You kill someone, peel their skin off, and wear it.
@thehumantemmie2942
@thehumantemmie2942 5 лет назад
"you never saw a full movie bc you blinked" me, a intellectual: *pauses before i blink each time*
@thehumantemmie2942
@thehumantemmie2942 5 лет назад
@Axl Dave then i shall remove my eye lids
@caffeecup5319
@caffeecup5319 4 года назад
You are staring at a black screen with flashing lights
@AlexandarHullRichter
@AlexandarHullRichter 3 года назад
Actually, I'm on my phone, so I'm staring at a white screen with darkened sections on top.
@oldfashionedboots2774
@oldfashionedboots2774 3 года назад
Very true. I am in the exact the same situation
@cactieythecactus
@cactieythecactus 3 года назад
HOW DID YOU KNOW
@CaveyMoth
@CaveyMoth 3 года назад
I wish it had deeper blacks. I want an OLED screen!
@suntheclumsycat
@suntheclumsycat 5 лет назад
10:42 Nobody’s talking about this one much, so I’ll put in my own rap name. _Young Crippling Anxiety_
@xaxai127
@xaxai127 5 лет назад
I got some young guilt!
@silentshadow3894
@silentshadow3894 5 лет назад
@@xaxai127 well I feel like that is at least a descent name.
@lord_ozymandias
@lord_ozymandias 5 лет назад
Young Selfishness
@Zettos_Malewife
@Zettos_Malewife 5 лет назад
mine is Young Todoroki (bc what i got was young + the last thing that made me happy)
@silentshadow3894
@silentshadow3894 5 лет назад
@@Zettos_Malewife I thought it was something you carry around with you everywhere
@clash_blazr5095
@clash_blazr5095 4 года назад
"Is that a book of facts?" Forget the book, was that Neo?
@noox13
@noox13 4 года назад
Yes.
@IcecreamNeo
@IcecreamNeo 4 года назад
NEO!!!!!
@noox13
@noox13 4 года назад
@@IcecreamNeo Yup.
@IcecreamNeo
@IcecreamNeo 4 года назад
@@noox13 if only it were yang...
@noox13
@noox13 4 года назад
@@IcecreamNeo Bruh...
@liambeel680
@liambeel680 4 года назад
Fun fact: there are more stars in space than on earth
@ahlpym
@ahlpym 3 года назад
Fun fact: There are more humans in space than there are on Earth.
@bilingualistic8514
@bilingualistic8514 3 года назад
@@ahlpym hol'up
@ahlpym
@ahlpym 3 года назад
@@bilingualistic8514 It's technically true
@bilingualistic8514
@bilingualistic8514 3 года назад
@@ahlpym Ok i get it, for a moment i forgot earth was in space too so it counts
@ahlpym
@ahlpym 3 года назад
@@bilingualistic8514 :)
@AurascentStorm
@AurascentStorm 5 лет назад
Dad washing car with son Son: uUH dad I think you’re meant to use the sponge-
@gamertrask9153
@gamertrask9153 4 года назад
Bonnalina Fuzbunny In what way
@Grey_Ramen_Hair
@Grey_Ramen_Hair 4 года назад
The water is boiling.
@eclipz3794
@eclipz3794 4 года назад
@@Grey_Ramen_Hair r/technicallycorrect
@hotelmario510
@hotelmario510 5 лет назад
>reads $2.97 as $2.79 >reads IV as 6 jesus christ, dude
@juliaz6515
@juliaz6515 4 года назад
just why damien
@minnsminns
@minnsminns 4 года назад
He also didn't get that episode 4 was the first one to be filmed... *sigh*
@Gamemaster-64
@Gamemaster-64 4 года назад
He not the only one that read IV as 6, at least he didn't complain wtf IV is 4.
@superdupergrover9857
@superdupergrover9857 4 года назад
"humpty-dumpty" was actually a cannon that fell off a castle tower and into swampland, which due to its weight was not retrievable.
@gamertrask9153
@gamertrask9153 4 года назад
What point are trying to make
@HoneyEggs
@HoneyEggs 4 года назад
Gamerflask Studeos that “humpty-dumpty” was actually a cannon that fell off a castle tower and into swampland, which due to it’s weight was not retrievable.
@Saiavinn
@Saiavinn 4 года назад
@@HoneyEggs ... listen here you little sh*t
@HoneyEggs
@HoneyEggs 4 года назад
Saiavinn nah Im good
@Butterpony
@Butterpony 4 года назад
*the more you know*
@TXFDA
@TXFDA 5 лет назад
"Give me your best reason for eating bacon." Me: I mean, have you tried it?
@stegosaurus6654
@stegosaurus6654 5 лет назад
unpopular opinion: bacon tastes bad
@joiestorme
@joiestorme 4 года назад
Pork upsets my stomach and once you go two or three years without touching bacon and then you try it... Literally tastes like greasy burnt pig with too much salt. And I love meat, and I still love sausage and stuff even though I can’t eat it. But bacon? Repulsive, and I used to love it.
@YtCondonesAnimalAbuse
@YtCondonesAnimalAbuse 4 года назад
I ate bacon raw as a kid. True story, whenever my mom bought a package, I took like 3 strips and ate them raw. Until I became a vegetarian in high school and been that for over 15 years. So.. your joke is kinda.. lame.
@gamertrask9153
@gamertrask9153 4 года назад
The Official Yoongi Stan wow sorry for that
@notsopolitecub4841
@notsopolitecub4841 4 года назад
*AM HUNGRY*
@Raverix
@Raverix 5 лет назад
You enjoyed this sub reddit a bit too much, I can tell.
@sock5159
@sock5159 5 лет назад
Wow, you have atleast 5 likes
@crimsbun_
@crimsbun_ 5 лет назад
Wow you have at least 169 likes
@buzzerplayz9195
@buzzerplayz9195 5 лет назад
Wow, you have Atleast 183 likes
@eepersneepers7872
@eepersneepers7872 5 лет назад
Wow, you have at least 242 likes
@thomasjames5823
@thomasjames5823 5 лет назад
Wow you have at least 261 likes
@yourlocalnerd9287
@yourlocalnerd9287 4 года назад
“Don’t get one hour of sleep” Me an intellectual: “however, I did not get one hour of sleep, I got zero.”
@thumbsup5524
@thumbsup5524 5 лет назад
All of Brendon, josh, and Tyler’s tweets are hilarious and I always feel giddy when I see them in places where no one except us knows who they are
@alejandraguerrero9527
@alejandraguerrero9527 4 года назад
neds.a.bit.cudgy YASSSS
@biglion3179
@biglion3179 5 лет назад
Ok boys, this is getting outta hand, Kay?
@biglion3179
@biglion3179 5 лет назад
@@Noelle_XO I did though. He's never going to reach the truth.
@Mauripsu
@Mauripsu 5 лет назад
@@Noelle_XO He's doing it over and over *Piano sounds in the distance*
@thesuperdoge2476
@thesuperdoge2476 5 лет назад
Giorno Giovanna ha, got Em
@umcaraqualquer3640
@umcaraqualquer3640 5 лет назад
Should you be ruling the mafia right now? Stop posting comments and go stop drug traffic, SMH.
@roryfollinpiano2161
@roryfollinpiano2161 5 лет назад
You donated on Marcus Veltri’s recent livestream right?
@kmydet
@kmydet 4 года назад
‘You’re a brain piloting a bone-mech with meat-armour.’ does that make me an evangelion
@blxckpxrxde4263
@blxckpxrxde4263 5 лет назад
3:10 Brendon?! Josh?! What are you guys doin' here?? XD
@GooseCrack
@GooseCrack 5 лет назад
Joooooosh
@Aumirae
@Aumirae 5 лет назад
👏🅱👏🅱👏🅱👏🅱👏🅱👏
@wildrock4911
@wildrock4911 5 лет назад
they have always been here, what u talking about XD
@Blazequine
@Blazequine 5 лет назад
YOU MEAN BREADBIN AND JISH. BUT JISH DOESNT EXIST
@wildrock4911
@wildrock4911 5 лет назад
Pastel Bunny josh had never existed
@Talia_Foxx
@Talia_Foxx 5 лет назад
11:01 Dude Gravity Falls is the best show ever. You should watch it. It's phenomenal.
@darkbooger
@darkbooger 5 лет назад
I still remember the whistling tone of its intro.
@alexls1923
@alexls1923 5 лет назад
I can hear it now
@Talia_Foxx
@Talia_Foxx 5 лет назад
@DIY The North It was a Disney show, and it ended multiple years ago. Just because you watched a show as a kid and liked it, doesn't mean you can't still like it as an adult.
@ArcanineEspeon
@ArcanineEspeon 5 лет назад
@DIY The North Can you fuck off and go back to your repressive office building of purgatory please? I'm sure your attitude will be appreciated far more by the other lost souls there who were never allowed to have an imagination.
@zackthejolteon
@zackthejolteon 5 лет назад
@DIY The North No,silly! It's meant for TV, not for children! ...But seriously though, Gravity Falls is NOT meant for little kids. In fact, It's probably one of the most grown up things Disney's ever made. And have you seriously not watched ANY Disney movies as an adult? If you say yes then you are a hypocrite, if no then you must be fun at parties. Seriously, It's time to realize nobody really grows up. The best days of your life for most people is in your childhood. You should always take the time to be a little more childish evry now and then.
@schuychu
@schuychu 4 года назад
3:10 It’s nice to see Josh and Brendon getting along 😂
@skywalkershand2338
@skywalkershand2338 5 лет назад
3:07 I think it's funier by the fact its Brendon Urie and Josh Dun
@EmiFoz
@EmiFoz 5 лет назад
Was the original by them
@skywalkershand2338
@skywalkershand2338 5 лет назад
@@EmiFoz I have no idea, it just says that they posted it
@romeosantosfan9
@romeosantosfan9 5 лет назад
oh my god i didn’t realize brendon urie and josh dun would be in this video i am so glad i clicked
@peppermintjuice
@peppermintjuice 5 лет назад
same
@gc0644
@gc0644 4 года назад
they aren't lmao
@ellabella7621
@ellabella7621 4 года назад
Those were fake tweets as far as I know... But not 100% sure
@dreamrexend
@dreamrexend 4 года назад
TRUE
@hannahsenior5124
@hannahsenior5124 4 года назад
If you're being driven in a car and you're mad, you've technically have been "driven mad".
@kjp8324
@kjp8324 5 лет назад
josh dun:How high are you No one: Literally nobody: Not a single molecule in the universe: That one kid: no, it’s high how r u I’m dumb ( ̄▽ ̄)
@Blazequine
@Blazequine 5 лет назад
JOSHHHHH
@endtrapta3393
@endtrapta3393 5 лет назад
jishwa
@Iridescent079
@Iridescent079 5 лет назад
jish
@secondarymetabolite5050
@secondarymetabolite5050 5 лет назад
At 08:12 "5!" means "5 factorial", which is 5*4*3*2*1 = 120
@IsomerMashups
@IsomerMashups 5 лет назад
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that.
@nasstasianicolettamuller
@nasstasianicolettamuller 5 лет назад
omggg of course, I was so confused for a sec there
@brentgroen3204
@brentgroen3204 5 лет назад
Omg i knew it was a trick
@inactive_ina
@inactive_ina 5 лет назад
wdym? I don't get the joke, if you solve the problem it does equal 5
@inactive_ina
@inactive_ina 5 лет назад
@OpGamers you meant order of operations then
@inky.inkerton
@inky.inkerton 3 года назад
2:20 Imagine the robber going "Gimme the money so I can get your guard a birthday cake!"
@alocuana
@alocuana 5 лет назад
"love is not only blind... it's stupid." he ain't wrong.
@crypticcryptid4702
@crypticcryptid4702 5 лет назад
Time for my favourite joke: There was a girl who I knew who was a kleptomainiac. She loved jokes though I had to explain puns a lot to her because she always took things literally.
@dobstan9448
@dobstan9448 5 лет назад
i think literalist would be better
@koolcid9710
@koolcid9710 5 лет назад
@@dobstan9448 woooohs
@dobstan9448
@dobstan9448 5 лет назад
@@koolcid9710 ugh im slow, ignore my dumbass
@plasmaticlmao
@plasmaticlmao 5 лет назад
Kool Cid r/therewasanattempttowhoooosh
@ItzFridayz
@ItzFridayz 5 лет назад
@@plasmaticlmao *-Yes.-*
@lennyface8195
@lennyface8195 3 года назад
2:08 The guy should've replied with: *"And yet, you don't seem to use either."*
@katascendant
@katascendant 5 лет назад
I don’t know why Neo was used for the meme at 5:06 but I’m not complaining
@spotlessdentures
@spotlessdentures 5 лет назад
I was looking for this comment lolol
@rustys7017
@rustys7017 5 лет назад
Same
@jamberrytastic
@jamberrytastic 5 лет назад
It not the right way its rwby's way
@whoopssteyrs
@whoopssteyrs 5 лет назад
finally a rwby fan
@adamking3503
@adamking3503 5 лет назад
I was wondering if anyone would point that out
@mechanical_eyes127
@mechanical_eyes127 3 года назад
“Your rap name is ‘Young’ + something you carry with you wherever you go” Young Gun *Yea I’m a quiet kid*
@squeaktheswan2007
@squeaktheswan2007 2 года назад
Young existential dread
@NeverEndingFire13
@NeverEndingFire13 2 года назад
Young discord
@ListenerTheTRUEQueen
@ListenerTheTRUEQueen Год назад
Young Dildo
@heyimdanielle8693
@heyimdanielle8693 4 года назад
3:08 The fact Brendon Urie said this makes it even funnier to watch
@maddoxsablon1181
@maddoxsablon1181 5 лет назад
You are now immune to all “like to undo” comments you’re welcome
@reallyspingebillboxpants
@reallyspingebillboxpants 5 лет назад
My welcome what?
@roadroller8851
@roadroller8851 5 лет назад
What is it? What happened to my welcome?
@saturnhaswings3617
@saturnhaswings3617 5 лет назад
Thank God
@maddoxsablon1181
@maddoxsablon1181 5 лет назад
My bad lol😂
@kirbycreep
@kirbycreep 5 лет назад
No I'm not. I'm a human
@xxtropicpunk
@xxtropicpunk 5 лет назад
This video literally made me have an existential crisis
@samiloulalee
@samiloulalee 4 года назад
"You can't be an animal lover and a meat eater!" You can if you love eating them
@kyliemua7238
@kyliemua7238 5 лет назад
OMG THANK YOU FOR ADDING THE BRENDON URIE AND JOSH DUN ONE😂
@romeosantosfan9
@romeosantosfan9 5 лет назад
Kylie MUA ikr
@wildrock4911
@wildrock4911 5 лет назад
honestly we stan that
@endtrapta3393
@endtrapta3393 5 лет назад
Wildrock Nations we do
@mrgopher1734
@mrgopher1734 5 лет назад
Hey Damien can we get some more cursed comments
@courtnrysalamone7677
@courtnrysalamone7677 5 лет назад
Cursed
@muczkapl
@muczkapl 5 лет назад
Cursed
@tishafeed8085
@tishafeed8085 5 лет назад
@@muczkaplif y'all curse once more i'm gonna ban you from this server
@dubspool
@dubspool 5 лет назад
tishafeed Cursed
@axx1um
@axx1um 5 лет назад
Yes
@biguspingus
@biguspingus 4 года назад
9:24 To add to that Me: How is prison funded? Government: ....by taxes Me: and I can go to a place funded by taxes for the sole reason of not paying for people to go there? Government: ......yes? Me: makes sense
@charliet3905
@charliet3905 5 лет назад
WAIT HE ACTUALLY REACTED TO THE TWEETS FROM JOSH AND BRENDON OMG
@thumbsup5524
@thumbsup5524 5 лет назад
I love both of them so much Also know brendon he probably was high
@Kaihearts1
@Kaihearts1 5 лет назад
I was waiting for him to notice
@heyyall7413
@heyyall7413 5 лет назад
I KNOW ITS GREAT
@wildrock4911
@wildrock4911 5 лет назад
i wheezed
@bussy.1459
@bussy.1459 5 лет назад
Mia Lisa Tufano yesssss
@cats4emma455
@cats4emma455 5 лет назад
*trows clock out the window” Me:TimE FlYs Mom: leave
@thehiddenninja3428
@thehiddenninja3428 5 лет назад
flies*
@corefinder1533
@corefinder1533 4 года назад
Technically the turth: Australia is in the future by one day
@lordvoldemort5046
@lordvoldemort5046 4 года назад
Depending on where u live, this is incorrerre ct
@oldfashionedboots2774
@oldfashionedboots2774 3 года назад
What if you live in Australia 🤔
@oceanlover1705
@oceanlover1705 3 года назад
Not true
@manwhas
@manwhas 3 года назад
@@lordvoldemort5046 australia completes the year firsrt
@taylorbritt499
@taylorbritt499 5 лет назад
My favorite post like this is something like: "According to all available evidence, I am immortal." "What is this evidence??" "Haven't died yet."
@redjive_industries3760
@redjive_industries3760 5 лет назад
5:12 is that a RWBY book of facts template why haven’t I seen this before?
@queenwoomy100
@queenwoomy100 5 лет назад
NEO!
@jacobstisser6254
@jacobstisser6254 5 лет назад
Look on r/fnki
@youraverageinternetuser8105
@youraverageinternetuser8105 3 года назад
We´re time travelling at one seconds per second "Alright hold up a second" "Ok you´re good" I laughed to hard i almost peed myself
@kwasiasem
@kwasiasem 5 лет назад
Technically this comment was made after watching the video even though I have watched 2 seconds
@TsukadaKiyoshi
@TsukadaKiyoshi 5 лет назад
madlad
@jo_nm9484
@jo_nm9484 5 лет назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@avideoviewer1429
@avideoviewer1429 5 лет назад
69 likes, man it's so nice that I can't like it now
@AM-ux6ey
@AM-ux6ey 5 лет назад
Ban Y E E T os hey it should be 🅱️andYEETos 👌👌💯💯🗿🗿😎😎🤣🤣
@jo_nm9484
@jo_nm9484 5 лет назад
@@AM-ux6ey lol
@Computercat1008
@Computercat1008 5 лет назад
yeyesyesyesyesyeeeess frickin Josh Dun and Brendon Urie
@Aumirae
@Aumirae 5 лет назад
that was pretty sick 👏🅱👏🅱👏🅱👏🅱
@wildrock4911
@wildrock4911 5 лет назад
pretty cool
@Blazequine
@Blazequine 5 лет назад
HELL YEAH
@masonrobertstv5917
@masonrobertstv5917 5 лет назад
Cømputercat1ØØ8 shut up
@Blazequine
@Blazequine 5 лет назад
@@masonrobertstv5917 what's your problem?
@andrewchurch452
@andrewchurch452 3 года назад
Human: A ghost controlling a brain inside a skeleton that’s covered in hairy meat that gets power from blood.
@Liggliluff
@Liggliluff 5 лет назад
(6:02) I've been to an escape room. - The door you enter through is unlocked at all times. They can't lock you in for plenty of legal reasons. But you can just pretend it is.
@vinsmith7637
@vinsmith7637 5 лет назад
I’ve seen that Brendon and josh one cycling around and it makes me laugh every time
@t8erskateboard369
@t8erskateboard369 4 года назад
1:03 Dad: son come down stairs Me: I’m coming *cheecks start clapping*
@nukernathan5489
@nukernathan5489 5 лет назад
Video: Says “Hey Siri, what is 200?” My phone: AnSwErS with I could not find any Taco Bell’s near you
@Cyan_thicc
@Cyan_thicc 4 года назад
80%: about Josh and Brendon 15%: about Neo from RWBY 5%: about weird shits
@annoyinggaster
@annoyinggaster 4 года назад
?
@Kimmy0721
@Kimmy0721 5 лет назад
Damien: laughs Everyone: He is the Messiah!
@gusbernard3242
@gusbernard3242 4 года назад
If butt cracks were horizontal imagine an element school during dismissal on the last day of school
@Butterpony
@Butterpony 4 года назад
O h. O h g o d
@gusbernard3242
@gusbernard3242 4 года назад
Zoie Pogoreski of course I can read it
@archaicfalcon4898
@archaicfalcon4898 4 года назад
Zoie Pogoreski we have eyes so we can read it
@junhaniac
@junhaniac 5 лет назад
3:08 brendon and josh with their crazy shit again
@wildrock4911
@wildrock4911 5 лет назад
MultiFanSarah i stan that
@endtrapta3393
@endtrapta3393 5 лет назад
yep
@GoddessOfTheIris
@GoddessOfTheIris 5 лет назад
"I've never watched gravity falls I can only assume".........YOU HAVEN'T SEEN GRAVITY FALLS, get this man a TV and no plans for the weekend asap 10:57
@NotSoCrazyNinja
@NotSoCrazyNinja 5 лет назад
TV? What's that?
@ItzFridayz
@ItzFridayz 5 лет назад
Can I get, "no plans for the weekend asap" at Walmart?
@thehiddenninja3428
@thehiddenninja3428 5 лет назад
IT'S ON NETFLIX Edit: In Ukraine, at least. But not in the UK
@kaejamieson1458
@kaejamieson1458 5 лет назад
omfg yassssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ming9065
@ming9065 4 года назад
That one about the Half Korean Girl got dark really quickly.
@sleepy5975
@sleepy5975 5 лет назад
Damien: *claps* *OH BOY IT’S CHRISTMAS!* Yes, it is about a butt
@megusta1209
@megusta1209 5 лет назад
I just realised. 1969 is when the moon landing happened. 19-69...nice
@j3.199
@j3.199 5 лет назад
i have seen your pfp so many fucking times, is this the new oh yeah yeah
@deathmachinestar
@deathmachinestar 5 лет назад
@@j3.199 oh yeah yeah it is
@fortnitefanningfunnymomets7613
cursed being No it’s just to classify who’s unfunny for the funny people
@VictorianTransportSpotter
@VictorianTransportSpotter 5 лет назад
This has 70 likes 1 too many
@ObjectsInMotion
@ObjectsInMotion 5 лет назад
Did you know? They named the year 1969 because it came after the year 1968, how crazy!
@revenant5142
@revenant5142 4 года назад
6:09 Black Panther: I never *Blink* Also Black Panther: *BLINKS*
@JohanniklasLp
@JohanniklasLp 4 года назад
10:42 Young Bone Mech with Meat Armor
@giornogiovanna2008
@giornogiovanna2008 4 года назад
W H A T
@giornogiovanna2008
@giornogiovanna2008 4 года назад
Ok nice
@astonished-scout
@astonished-scout 4 года назад
@@giornogiovanna2008 *Son? Is that you?*
@teraspeXt
@teraspeXt 3 года назад
-underrated-
@CaveyMoth
@CaveyMoth 3 года назад
I've got so much meat armor. -not fat!-
@thelikebutton128
@thelikebutton128 5 лет назад
2 hours 2 hours is the perfect amount of sleep because · you are still tired · you can't say that you didn't sleep
@Briselance
@Briselance 4 года назад
"You can't an animal lover and a meat eater!" Saint Francis of Assisi was a well-known saint AND an animal lover. And he ate meat. Same for, well, pretty much everyone, including people in animal care associations. We are freaking omnivorous. Deal with it.
@sidekicklx2009
@sidekicklx2009 5 лет назад
3:12 fellow emos rejoice that half of the quartet was featured in this video
@emo_weeb_stanie1019
@emo_weeb_stanie1019 5 лет назад
YES
@cherrybomb5578
@cherrybomb5578 5 лет назад
*happy emo noises*
@angelnoukie
@angelnoukie 5 лет назад
Why are there so many of us
@emo_weeb_stanie1019
@emo_weeb_stanie1019 5 лет назад
@@angelnoukie i appreciate your pfp
@angelnoukie
@angelnoukie 5 лет назад
@@emo_weeb_stanie1019 thank you
@syntaxerror606
@syntaxerror606 5 лет назад
5:05 Its neo Its nEo It's NEo It's NEO *intense fangirling*
@Nightmare003
@Nightmare003 3 года назад
Neo is best girl change my mind
@bluebell6569
@bluebell6569 4 года назад
I laughed so hard at the "will you be long?" one only after his laugh
@Aumirae
@Aumirae 5 лет назад
3:10 When Beebo makes it in to one of Damien's videos 🖤🖤🖤
@potatogamer1877
@potatogamer1877 5 лет назад
Im so tempted to ask him to say my name is damien mamien just to know how it sounds in his voice
@Quiidicwidic
@Quiidicwidic 4 года назад
A man is on trial for eating an innocent man Judge: plead your case Man: well sir if it’s true we are what we eat then I am an innocent man
@queer._.fanatic
@queer._.fanatic 4 года назад
Omg lmao 😂
@ArthurOfThePond
@ArthurOfThePond 5 лет назад
Movies are always gonna break "ticket sales"-records since the population growth rate is about 1.08% per year...
@BlackBanditXX
@BlackBanditXX 4 года назад
Base a movie's success on the population divided by the number of tickets sold. Have a nice day.
@jackowen7062
@jackowen7062 5 лет назад
Episode IV is episode 4. VI would be 6.
@mgmdc14
@mgmdc14 5 лет назад
That was painful to hear
@boopdeeb9444
@boopdeeb9444 5 лет назад
Jack Owen yea, the joke wouldnt make sense if it was 6
@supposedly1-2
@supposedly1-2 5 лет назад
he posted it on the screen that it was 4 and he berated himself for it, so no need for you to do it again lol i think he is a bit dyslexic as he gets several things backwards especially on numbers in the videos ive watched anyway. :)
@itheivoidi9151
@itheivoidi9151 5 лет назад
@@supposedly1-2 yes
@itheivoidi9151
@itheivoidi9151 5 лет назад
K
@E_g_MD
@E_g_MD 4 года назад
3:08 IS MAH BOIS, Brendon Urie from Panic! At The Disco and Josh Dun from Twenty One Pilots, WoOOo
@selaphiel9859
@selaphiel9859 5 лет назад
Last time I was this early, MCR was still together.
@joshuakorynta3385
@joshuakorynta3385 5 лет назад
I think all the jokes about MCR are overused, but this was a good one.
@selaphiel9859
@selaphiel9859 5 лет назад
@Joshua Korynta Why thank you.
@emo_weeb_stanie1019
@emo_weeb_stanie1019 5 лет назад
[breathes in] BOI
@DMBlade4
@DMBlade4 5 лет назад
Sela Chan That band is terrible, lol
@angelnoukie
@angelnoukie 5 лет назад
Rude
@panainpublic
@panainpublic 5 лет назад
3:08 I just noticed that's Beebo and Jishwa. Makes it even better.
@Blazequine
@Blazequine 5 лет назад
I Believe In Josh Dun
@oefest5252
@oefest5252 4 года назад
0:43 I love how he goes from a Karen voice, to a Damien voice
@Talia_Foxx
@Talia_Foxx 5 лет назад
Who dislikes the video 5 minutes after upload? Who do I need to give a stern talking to?
@marthavaldes3123
@marthavaldes3123 5 лет назад
Me
@marthavaldes3123
@marthavaldes3123 5 лет назад
@@rickmccerey2481 Well im sorry to say this but you are one them
@sinistrecigogne
@sinistrecigogne 5 лет назад
There's a Fullmetal Alchemist meme in this vid, how can people dislike -
@tristanfelton9757
@tristanfelton9757 5 лет назад
"Shakespeare never studied Shakespeare, and went on to become Shakespeare" is it just me or does your brain hurt if you try to think about this to much?
@Numbers_Game
@Numbers_Game 5 лет назад
It makes sense in a way. There is no progression if you are doing the same actions as everyone else. Follow your own path and all that jazz. It's also Dave Ramsey's advice "If you want to be rich, be weird and not normal".
@themostbritishpersonalive868
@themostbritishpersonalive868 5 лет назад
@@Numbers_Game I tried being "weird" and "not normal" and all I did was found a god panteon #dissapointed
@attractiveidiot23
@attractiveidiot23 5 лет назад
well actually not at all its super simple
@moistsocks2188
@moistsocks2188 5 лет назад
Nah, I just accept that it's true.
@SakuraAvalon
@SakuraAvalon 5 лет назад
Nope. Makes sense to me. He's basically saying, Shakespeare didn't need to do what their trying to impose on him, to become as great as he became.
@lilly7550
@lilly7550 4 года назад
The Brendon Urie joke gets me every time, mostly cause I’m band trash, but also high people are hilarious.
@petmiss1239
@petmiss1239 5 лет назад
3:07 Me: :0 Me: bEeBo Me: jIsH Me: * happiness noise *
@doctorcobbley7757
@doctorcobbley7757 5 лет назад
Can we take a moment to appreciate Neo from RWBY in there.
@Nightmare003
@Nightmare003 3 года назад
Yes we can because Neo is best RWBY girl
@BrodieEaton
@BrodieEaton 4 года назад
1:34 "Love is not only blind, it is also stupid" The smartest thing I've ever heard on any RU-vid channel
@Ribbons0121R121
@Ribbons0121R121 5 лет назад
but it still does clap when i run down the stairs
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