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@azkaalfafa6217
@azkaalfafa6217 4 года назад
“Your alarm is your theme song” Imagine a show where even the main character skips the opening
@Netokir
@Netokir 4 года назад
Me, i dont have a alarm
@basicallystevenuniverse511
@basicallystevenuniverse511 4 года назад
Or sleeps though the opening half the time
@joex1084
@joex1084 4 года назад
Or skips the theme song to go on sleeping, to have another theme song started to skip it again to go on sleeping to have another theme song started to skip it again to go on sleeping...
@ignoremypaststupidity2719
@ignoremypaststupidity2719 4 года назад
Azka Alfafa diavolo: yeah imagine that
@KILLERGUNZ27
@KILLERGUNZ27 4 года назад
Then my theme song is the original Doom theme
@awittybritty6853
@awittybritty6853 4 года назад
"Your alarm is technically your theme song-" My theme song is a broadcast interruption-
@hmmm4262
@hmmm4262 4 года назад
While mine is the song sandstorm played by a recorder
@thevampiregirl7529
@thevampiregirl7529 4 года назад
While mine is the demon on top of me. We're all different.
@thevampiregirl7529
@thevampiregirl7529 4 года назад
But also, if you have a broadcast interruption, THEN OMG I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE.
@aichen4415
@aichen4415 4 года назад
Mine is the broken siren sound
@lyricrue7069
@lyricrue7069 4 года назад
Mines Dying in LA by: Panic! At The Disco.
@r1bit510
@r1bit510 3 года назад
“Your alarm is your theme song” me who has the alarm of screaming children:
@greenbird4497
@greenbird4497 3 года назад
me who wakes up without alarm
@WeHoopinOrSmt
@WeHoopinOrSmt 3 года назад
Me who if is the when the up
@R0NTHEJELLYFISH
@R0NTHEJELLYFISH 3 года назад
I have a rick roll theme
@MothGM
@MothGM 3 года назад
@@R0NTHEJELLYFISH neva gonna give ya up, neva gonna put you down, I just made a paradox.
@420catboi
@420catboi 2 года назад
Mine is Cat from Red Dwarf screaming "Fish!" over and over. So I'm sure people are thrilled when my theme ends.
@moonlightbelle
@moonlightbelle 3 года назад
I remembered in grade 1 when there was a problem in my math test about a girl named Anna having the wrong answer to an equation the question after it is "Is Anna wrong or right and why?" I answered: "no, because Anna is not smart."
@falsehcf
@falsehcf 4 года назад
“your alarm song is your theme song” Well I guess my show doesn’t have a theme song
@julicrusellas
@julicrusellas 4 года назад
Well my theme song does not have a show
@kakateboi42
@kakateboi42 4 года назад
this my theme(alarm) song ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-vJY6ymOfiAg.html
@Blue_Streak_Studios
@Blue_Streak_Studios 4 года назад
I don't have a show or a theme song... *I'm the only one*
@emilycrowder9255
@emilycrowder9255 4 года назад
Same dude
@julicrusellas
@julicrusellas 4 года назад
@@kakateboi42 nice election
@Goh._907
@Goh._907 4 года назад
Technically the truth: If you clean a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner
@iamsuperbored8516
@iamsuperbored8516 4 года назад
then your shower / bath would become a vacuum cleaner
@vedro_hightunplayer9673
@vedro_hightunplayer9673 4 года назад
Well, you become a vacuum cleaner cleaner. I mean you don't clean it using vacuum, and don't clean the vacuum
@mangeurdepizza9795
@mangeurdepizza9795 4 года назад
@@vedro_hightunplayer9673 And when you take a shower, you're a vacuum cleaner cleaner cleaner
@TheRatWhoLived
@TheRatWhoLived 4 года назад
And then it rains and you are outside, so the rain is a vacuum cleaner cleaner cleaner cleaner
@vinewisegaming3204
@vinewisegaming3204 4 года назад
I'm crapping confused
@colincummins6851
@colincummins6851 3 года назад
I greatly appreciate how enthused this guy sounds in his videos. It's unique from other channels with this content and I love it!
@Wickle-Pickle
@Wickle-Pickle 3 года назад
“When I was a kid I thought vegetarians and lesbians were the same thing.” Me: Understandable they both eat bushes.
@Q_ari
@Q_ari 3 года назад
R/cursedcomments
@matthijscalje4143
@matthijscalje4143 3 года назад
This is funny
@hanlovestacos
@hanlovestacos 3 года назад
Oh wow 😂
@Oliv3eR4T
@Oliv3eR4T 3 года назад
*i hate this comment with a burning passion*
@ThatOneGuyYT334
@ThatOneGuyYT334 3 года назад
I hate you, take my like
@iamliterallyme
@iamliterallyme 4 года назад
Explaining: What has 4 letters W-H-A-T Sometimes has 9 letters S-O-M-E-T-I-M-E-S but never has 5 letters N-E-V-E-R
@90zillas34
@90zillas34 4 года назад
Oh fuck off that took at least two of my Brian cells to figure it out
@Venas254
@Venas254 4 года назад
I'm not that observant or smart so this helps thanks.
@iamliterallyme
@iamliterallyme 4 года назад
@@90zillas34 Just like your grammar?
@rebeccabugg6394
@rebeccabugg6394 4 года назад
:0
@sandiegou2323
@sandiegou2323 4 года назад
I saw one similiar once earlier, but still couldnt get it. *untill I saw this ofcourse*
@urmom-zh6zs
@urmom-zh6zs 4 года назад
The most looked at rock Most people: Moon! Me: e a r t h
@ravenpotter3
@ravenpotter3 4 года назад
Hi fellow furry
@Squidoinkoo
@Squidoinkoo 4 года назад
That's what I thought it was gonna be
@chloe1227
@chloe1227 4 года назад
Funtime Chica W a i t
@vixymix101
@vixymix101 4 года назад
For dudes it's the pp
@scootchstudios
@scootchstudios 4 года назад
Same
@skeloluke4967
@skeloluke4967 2 года назад
Fun fact: In my family, the word “Nerd” is seen as an compliment as it technically means that they’re saying you are smarter than them.
@minerpvpgaming2160
@minerpvpgaming2160 Год назад
thats what it means, The context is what makes it an insult or the compliment Its an insult if someone is trying way to hard to know things that they don't need to know for any reason or if your saying someone is a know it all
@pustota7254
@pustota7254 Год назад
@@minerpvpgaming2160 *too
@Asher1123
@Asher1123 Год назад
​@@pustota7254nerd
@kaydenene1
@kaydenene1 2 года назад
4:37 "Im lesbian" "Im so proud of you for coming out as vegetarian!"
@nmastando56
@nmastando56 4 года назад
“The moon is the most looked-at rock ever.” The actual fricking planet we live on:”Am I a joke to you?”
@jaden3109
@jaden3109 4 года назад
Well no,we cant see the earth soooooo
@MickasLOL
@MickasLOL 4 года назад
@@jaden3109 I wonder how you were able to type if you're so blind you can't see the ground underneath you
@gourabsarker6895
@gourabsarker6895 4 года назад
@Laura Nan dirt is actually miniscule rocks
@deathstar6998
@deathstar6998 4 года назад
It depends on if we spend more time looking at the sky or our feet. Also the earth is technically a ball of magma with a crispy outside, I doubt it's a rock.
@cloudy9593
@cloudy9593 4 года назад
The earth is basically a Tostitos (if that’s how you spell it) because inside is liquid, hot and red, (magma and it has a hard outside
@blooperbloups9318
@blooperbloups9318 3 года назад
"your alarm is your theme song" people who don't have an alarm: my show has a low budget
@insaincaldo
@insaincaldo 3 года назад
Us who don't have a reason to get up at a specific time. Probably won't have much going on, if the episodes are day to day anyway.
@noahweston4999
@noahweston4999 3 года назад
MyIntroIsJustEmKayFromLastNight
@real_bullseye
@real_bullseye 3 года назад
my theme song is either complete silence, or loud bells ringing
@ericamborsky3230
@ericamborsky3230 3 года назад
That statement inspired me to change my alarm from a generic alarm tone to "Le Chant de l'oignon"
@hyperactivegoofball
@hyperactivegoofball 3 года назад
Mines the spongebob theme then-
@Mark_Agamotto1313_Smith
@Mark_Agamotto1313_Smith 2 года назад
I have often been noted as saying "I'm not prejudiced, I hate everyone equally."
@rosefoam3048
@rosefoam3048 3 года назад
TIL Mulan has the highest kill-count of any Disney character, including villains, and was the first Disney Princess to be shown killing people on-screen. As you might remember, Mulan killed the most of the Huns by crushing them in an avalanche by way of a rocket.
@NoFlyZone31
@NoFlyZone31 3 года назад
Incorrect, Thanos killed several billion people.
@briantang6693
@briantang6693 4 года назад
“The use of the term “anti-vaxxer” suddenly becomes illegal. What do you call them instead? *Dead*
@chillcult1613
@chillcult1613 4 года назад
illegal??? *I KNOW 2020 IS THE END OF THE WORLD*
@epicsoul8136
@epicsoul8136 4 года назад
Brian Tang ant-vaxxer. Because fuck them.
@orfeastsakos3025
@orfeastsakos3025 4 года назад
They have already asked that question and a chad replied “idiots”
@azuroslazuli6948
@azuroslazuli6948 4 года назад
Illegal? LOL Guess I'll go to jail then. XD
@popidopilo2521
@popidopilo2521 4 года назад
⁞ つ: •̀ ⌂ •́ : ⁞-︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿══╤─
@terriblejokefactory8831
@terriblejokefactory8831 4 года назад
"Being alive is more dangerous than being dead" I'm gonna go check brb
@doyourememberme1067
@doyourememberme1067 4 года назад
What happened?
@morbidangeI
@morbidangeI 4 года назад
You ok buddy
@BigfootTM
@BigfootTM 4 года назад
Yes
@Lonley_Location
@Lonley_Location 4 года назад
@@doyourememberme1067 I don't think they can respond
@abigailislost8596
@abigailislost8596 4 года назад
Sooo tell me how is it? I wanne try it out
@type1hero146
@type1hero146 3 года назад
10:17 I was fully expecting it to just be; Blow my mind. Okay *chambers round*
@kristytorres7919
@kristytorres7919 2 года назад
“Your alarm is your theme song” Well my theme song is a Japanese song about couple ki//ing themselves-
@raymondwiggins354
@raymondwiggins354 2 года назад
I'm not sure if I should ask why that is your alarm.
@i_do_not_exist_
@i_do_not_exist_ Год назад
oof
@notjebbutstillakerbal
@notjebbutstillakerbal Год назад
Why is that your alarm
@Wyi-the-rogue
@Wyi-the-rogue 2 месяца назад
Sad Japanese songs sound super upbeat for some reason
@Rat4ever
@Rat4ever 4 года назад
Robin sounds like a voice actor
@wootwoot5486
@wootwoot5486 4 года назад
Ikr
@vaporhtrail4350
@vaporhtrail4350 4 года назад
He is. He's voice acting as a narrator for this video.
@shattersong
@shattersong 4 года назад
@@vaporhtrail4350 technically the truth
@kcbhawani79
@kcbhawani79 4 года назад
He technically is one!
@yourlocalpineapple
@yourlocalpineapple 4 года назад
Hmmm I wonder why!
@elmoondrugs7507
@elmoondrugs7507 4 года назад
"How do u think he drowned" "He could not breath under water" Emkay: "Yea most of us cant" ME: WAIT "MOST"?
@santipapa6986
@santipapa6986 4 года назад
In theory u can breathe under water, but u can't get oxygen
@elmoondrugs7507
@elmoondrugs7507 4 года назад
@@santipapa6986 XD
@ignoremypaststupidity2719
@ignoremypaststupidity2719 4 года назад
Getrektm8443 BOI shit he’s on to us
@animekat2823
@animekat2823 4 года назад
@@santipapa6986 well it's not that you can't get oxygen, you're just getting too much hydrogen (H2O)
@santipapa6986
@santipapa6986 4 года назад
@@animekat2823 true that
@darkpit37
@darkpit37 2 года назад
13:16 me who use Valkorion's theme as an alarm: "oh, cool."
@KT-rp9tx
@KT-rp9tx 2 года назад
"Your alarm is your theme song" Me, with an actual game theme song:
@keithebox3533
@keithebox3533 4 года назад
*"Your alarm sound is technically your theme song since it plays at the start of every episode"* *I ain't getting paid to wake up*
@idek2069
@idek2069 4 года назад
So that means if I don't have an alarm clock I'm a side character
@keithebox3533
@keithebox3533 4 года назад
@@idek2069 y e a
@bobanderson5087
@bobanderson5087 4 года назад
@@idek2069 a one episode side character that gets killed somehow
@hazwi
@hazwi 3 года назад
nor am i
@hazwi
@hazwi 3 года назад
lets quit acting in this show together
@redw0lfstone639
@redw0lfstone639 4 года назад
"Why do programmers like dark mode" because we like our god damn eyesight
@Auriee_
@Auriee_ 3 года назад
make a program
@connordev5466
@connordev5466 3 года назад
Visual studio dark mode is better than light mode
@piyushsharma3991
@piyushsharma3991 3 года назад
@@connordev5466 period.
@zenkuro9795
@zenkuro9795 3 года назад
No, because using light mode will attract bugs
@madkirk7431
@madkirk7431 3 года назад
Why do we like our sight? SO WE CAN NOT BE TRAINS! (11:16)
@around441pipissharingaytac4
@around441pipissharingaytac4 3 года назад
Crying and bleeding guy with a happy mask on that hides his tears: Whats a 9 year old doing on reddit!?!?!?!?!!!? Chad: Sharing his awesome dinosaur sketches
@ethanmyers3574
@ethanmyers3574 2 года назад
thats sus
@That1_Lad
@That1_Lad Год назад
@@ethanmyers3574 I just want you to know BREATHING IS NOW ON MANUAL MODE
@Sanetless
@Sanetless 4 года назад
"Your alarm is your theme song." My alarm: "Alpha nuclear warhead detonation sequence engaged. Detonation in T-Minus 30 seconds..." *Chuckles in immortality*
@hUh--
@hUh-- 4 года назад
Its about time...
@breadmixer
@breadmixer 4 года назад
... Why.
@Sanetless
@Sanetless 4 года назад
@@breadmixer Look up SCP-963
@cartysk8er721
@cartysk8er721 4 года назад
Chuckles in fox, "I'm in danger"
@Spell2260
@Spell2260 4 года назад
am i turning crazy or is EmKays outro the cuphead king dice theme'
@goose9475
@goose9475 4 года назад
“Your alarm sound is technically your theme song” I don’t think theme songs are supposed to scare the crap out of you
@NOSEXER
@NOSEXER 4 года назад
Tf my life then cus my alarm is arabic nokia ringtone
@goose9475
@goose9475 4 года назад
FangABXY FangABXY hmmmmmm... that’s something weird to think about right before I go to sleep. It would be weird if I had a nightmare tonight
@disturbedtomato5163
@disturbedtomato5163 4 года назад
That’s debatable mr. goose
@grinreaperoftrolls7528
@grinreaperoftrolls7528 4 года назад
Unless there’s some fourth wall breaking going on
@a-ahmadfikri719
@a-ahmadfikri719 4 года назад
My theme songs is Pepsi-Man, it always succeed on destroying my eardrums early in the morning
@rtlpejelagarto
@rtlpejelagarto 3 года назад
" your alarm song is your theme song " So my theme is the same as an anime teenager that has a weird hairstyle and a healing/ punching ghost
@tommysarlin5008
@tommysarlin5008 2 года назад
Fun fact: there’s enough bones in a human to creat a skeleton
@Radio_Demon1927
@Radio_Demon1927 2 месяца назад
... Listen here you little-
@user-bs5gh1zh8o
@user-bs5gh1zh8o 3 года назад
technically if you listen to a song while having a mental breakdown all the time that's also your theme song because it plays at the start of every episode
@whiteflame0713
@whiteflame0713 3 года назад
...what if I pick and choose the theme song to make every episode a little easier?
@the_magicalruru
@the_magicalruru 3 года назад
Every start of my episode is just he's semi-aquatic egg laying mammal
@ElectroTiger
@ElectroTiger 3 года назад
No
@justeundonut-moi.7979
@justeundonut-moi.7979 3 года назад
@@the_magicalruru 🎵Of action ! Do be do be do ba !!!
@TheMrsYWilson
@TheMrsYWilson 3 года назад
@@justeundonut-moi.7979 HES PERRY!
@saldan3985
@saldan3985 4 года назад
"Your alarm song is technically your theme song because it plays at the start of every episode" That's great because my theme song is 10 Hours Air Raid Siren.
@caarsios7768
@caarsios7768 4 года назад
Oh no
@MelonHere20
@MelonHere20 4 года назад
That's a pretty long intro, though I guess the intro is usually really long anyways
@TheDiggity42
@TheDiggity42 4 года назад
Mine is “At Doom’s Gate”
@Nik-ny9ue
@Nik-ny9ue 4 года назад
I have mine set to me blowing air into the mic
@longshothorse2011
@longshothorse2011 4 года назад
The Doom Slayer huzzah! A man of culture!
@caffee8603
@caffee8603 3 года назад
"Your alarm sound is your theme song." Me, who has Wilbur Soot as my alarm: 👀
@JustAnAverageThingy
@JustAnAverageThingy 2 года назад
"The moon is the most looked-at rock ever." Me: just add "at night" on the end and its a deal.
@sophiesmith7116
@sophiesmith7116 4 года назад
Everything in the world is either a cat or not a cat
@lelofahon
@lelofahon 4 года назад
TIHI
@silverschmid4591
@silverschmid4591 4 года назад
=^-^=
@demdem7946
@demdem7946 4 года назад
... why
@popidopilo2521
@popidopilo2521 4 года назад
R/technicallytrue
@gradyl5372
@gradyl5372 4 года назад
What about cat woman
@realbohnt
@realbohnt 3 года назад
R2-D2 had a security system that actually protects their owner from “ getting in trouble”
@insaincaldo
@insaincaldo 3 года назад
I would always just chuck it up to his beep boop nonsense, but then I thought about how apparently everyone speaks it fluently. So instead I'll be angry about everyone being so damn multi lingual.
@achtsekundenfurz7876
@achtsekundenfurz7876 3 года назад
This generation is already fluent in "beep boop." _beep beep_ "Oh, food is ready" _sad "Pbpppth" sound_ "USB failed to connect again??? WTF WIndows10?" _that ##__#ing__ melody_ "BRUH you still have a NOKIA???" _boring xylophone tune_ "Oh yeah, another guy who can afford a $1000 phone but not change the default ring"
@insaincaldo
@insaincaldo 3 года назад
@@achtsekundenfurz7876 Sure we do, but it takes place way in the past, really far away.
@achtsekundenfurz7876
@achtsekundenfurz7876 3 года назад
We don't have any hovercars, humanoid robots like C3PO, or even _any_ robots requiring as little maintenance as R2D2. They're just that far ahead in that galaxy. So if we understand beep-boop, there's no reason they should not. And I haven't even started about space fighters like the X-wing, casual hyperspace travel, lightsabers, etc. ;)
@lhaureencariagge9668
@lhaureencariagge9668 3 года назад
@Boyfriend shut up nerd
@charlienelsenoutdoors7240
@charlienelsenoutdoors7240 3 года назад
So his last line just gets me like "till the next time we meet, I'll be seeing ya" like no tf you wont
@danyogurt1667
@danyogurt1667 2 года назад
"Blow my mind" "ok hmmmmmmmm" *pulls out hair dryer and points at mind*
@stwgord
@stwgord 3 года назад
“Your alarm song is your theme song” So does that mean my mum screeching at me to wake up is my theme song?
@penguman8858
@penguman8858 3 года назад
Sadly Y E S
@funisinfinite.
@funisinfinite. 3 года назад
Same here
@thebrawlingmemereviewingam7968
@thebrawlingmemereviewingam7968 3 года назад
Yes comrade
@chicken3571
@chicken3571 2 года назад
My them song starts when I'm in mid class lmao
@NovaGalaxy
@NovaGalaxy 2 года назад
so my theme song is toad screaming, ok
@poomagd2998
@poomagd2998 4 года назад
"What" has 4 letters "Sometimes" has 9 letters "Never" has 5 letters Robin, do me a favor and count the letters
@itande0551
@itande0551 4 года назад
Pooma [GD] Madman... But you are correct
@Parkerintheskys2
@Parkerintheskys2 4 года назад
Indeed she is
@PanD0rado
@PanD0rado 4 года назад
Thx i was dumb
@jonathanjohnsson6893
@jonathanjohnsson6893 4 года назад
I dont understand
@jonathanjohnsson6893
@jonathanjohnsson6893 4 года назад
Oh i understand now just got to the clip😑🤣
@BeanKally
@BeanKally 2 года назад
9:21 That seems like something my dad would send. Anytime I text crowbar he sends me a picture of crows in a bar
@ghostwriter5685
@ghostwriter5685 3 года назад
For the R2D2 bit that was explained the comics as initially R2 didn’t know he just happened to land with Luke, and by the time he put two and two together Obi-wan had already taken him aside and told R2 not to tell Luke as the truth would come out when the force wanted it too.
@Space_Pencil
@Space_Pencil 4 года назад
“Don’t look at the moon.” Hmmm, wonder where else I’ve seen that before...
@michaelvahun4529
@michaelvahun4529 4 года назад
BRO LOCAL 58!! spooky
@Spyrothedragon0
@Spyrothedragon0 4 года назад
Dragonball reference?
@Space_Pencil
@Space_Pencil 4 года назад
@@michaelvahun4529 exactly! I forgot what it was called!
@oliver...8209
@oliver...8209 4 года назад
YES LOCAL 58 REFERENCE
@thederpy165
@thederpy165 4 года назад
Majora's Mask.
@name-uh5ee
@name-uh5ee 4 года назад
6:27 it's actually the Earth, it's a big rock, that literally everyone who is not blind, has looked at the ground, so not the moon, the Earth
@Catgoddess1401
@Catgoddess1401 4 года назад
Was looking for this, had the same thought. You see the earth every day, and the moon once a weekish
@TheOneTrueF
@TheOneTrueF 4 года назад
Well on percentage of how often you look at both you will end up looking at the moons rock 100% of the time but only look at the earth rock 58% because of grass and trees and water so your not really looking at a rock
@KinshinReaper
@KinshinReaper 4 года назад
@@TheOneTrueF But if your counting the entirety of the moon as a rock then you also have to count the entirety of the earth as a rock and I only look at the moon maybe once ever few months but I do look at the ground every day
@HeartJelli
@HeartJelli 4 года назад
I thought of that 2
@Wild_-vt6dk
@Wild_-vt6dk 4 года назад
Sad earth noise
@salem-01
@salem-01 3 года назад
Story time! My family has this thing where every single weekend we have to go to the local football and I hate it because I have nothing to do and I hate sport. So, I was pestering my mother about it, asking why we did it. She just said it was tradition, that our family had always done it. I, having already seen the meme earlier that morning, pulled a “It’s just peer pressure from dead people” and she won’t _shut up_ about it. ISTG she recounts it at the football every time we go and I just want to fucking die.
@Dovahkiin-fc9bd
@Dovahkiin-fc9bd 3 года назад
"Your alarm sound is your theme song since it starts off every episode" My theme is a alarm a literal alarm like purge or tornado siren
@jessicawroten9481
@jessicawroten9481 4 года назад
When ppl say avoid water they are just saying avoid 75% of yourself and your planet.
@Ath3naExe
@Ath3naExe 4 года назад
And 72% of them self
@SkellyBones881
@SkellyBones881 4 года назад
DarkZid Rucker, you mean 80% of ur self
@xenapaprika4555
@xenapaprika4555 4 года назад
I try to avoid 75% of myself every day
@jessicawroten9481
@jessicawroten9481 4 года назад
⁰this is my most liked comment lol
@Dim2134
@Dim2134 4 года назад
@@jessicawroten9481 I mean 100% of my problems are created in relation to myself so that's honestly sound advice.
@EggoNaut
@EggoNaut 4 года назад
Jokes on him, my cat wakes me up at 6 in the morning everyday. Would that make my cat my theme song?
@yangsinful
@yangsinful 4 года назад
Yep
@Averi0
@Averi0 4 года назад
Your life is a musical
@GM.Nobody
@GM.Nobody 4 года назад
Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
@lunarpitch
@lunarpitch 4 года назад
*Cat noises*
@Bananamilkshake_
@Bananamilkshake_ 4 года назад
yesn't
@CGammer101
@CGammer101 2 года назад
The firefly and waterfall took me 5 seconds to realize, now I'm in a state of mental comprension and questioning why English is like this.
@laurnixx
@laurnixx 2 года назад
'Your alarm clock is your theme song' I wake up to my puppies whining like they're dying and my sister blasting the TV volume.
@Hyro_Thod
@Hyro_Thod 4 года назад
"Your alarm song is your theme song" Me: Doesn't have An alarm My friend, not missing a beat: Well of course, who would make a TV show about something so boring? Me: Traitor.
@shadowpokemander2766
@shadowpokemander2766 4 года назад
My alarm is highway to help fam.
@bean6882
@bean6882 4 года назад
thats smooth
@Hyro_Thod
@Hyro_Thod 4 года назад
@CriticalErr0r oof its ok I get it was a joke, lol. *You not wrong tho*
@RyTheFirecracker
@RyTheFirecracker 3 года назад
"Your alarm is your theme song" Well, I wake up to British queens having a rave.
@trust-tea4741
@trust-tea4741 3 года назад
Wait what?!
@RyTheFirecracker
@RyTheFirecracker 3 года назад
@@trust-tea4741 It’s a musical thing.
@berryanderson4101
@berryanderson4101 3 года назад
Wait, did I just get this? I just got a reference on the internet, that's a first!
@RyTheFirecracker
@RyTheFirecracker 3 года назад
@@berryanderson4101 Yup! It’s a six the musical reference!
@georgiahutchins408
@georgiahutchins408 3 года назад
WELCOME TO THE HAUS
@Justin_isslpng
@Justin_isslpng 3 года назад
That “Well in that case” got me LMAO
@presidentelectcoleman2205
@presidentelectcoleman2205 2 года назад
"HURRY, GET UP, A SHARKNADO IS COMING! GET UP AND COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO BE SAVED!"
@unknown_mist5542
@unknown_mist5542 4 года назад
My theme song/alarm clock is weird then all it says is “let me out” and “I have a family” to shut it up I just do the same as a alarm clock...... I hit it
@DocMcCray
@DocMcCray 4 года назад
Mine is Ghost Nappa by Team Fourstar
@lanchan6837
@lanchan6837 4 года назад
Amateurs mine is the USSR on full volume!!
@scave6131
@scave6131 4 года назад
Mine is just the Terraria day theme.
@jigokunohi6538
@jigokunohi6538 4 года назад
DocMcCray wait how are you hitting it I kept in the locked basement
@ThankYouVeryLittle
@ThankYouVeryLittle 4 года назад
@@jigokunohi6538 I keep mine under my bed
@Laniebug-ds3di
@Laniebug-ds3di 4 года назад
"GUYS I NEVER HAVE LEFTOVER TACO BELL." *Gets an ad on taco bell* God dangit now I want Taco Bell!
@0_exterminatingdaleks_011
@0_exterminatingdaleks_011 4 года назад
@scarloey studios Exactly why you are going to go try taco bell
@Hobo-Dragon
@Hobo-Dragon 3 года назад
I got a tampax as-
@mohamedyasen2012
@mohamedyasen2012 3 года назад
I had the same coincidence just now
@user-sk5ek9op5m
@user-sk5ek9op5m 3 года назад
Laughs in Vanced
@matsukukissu436
@matsukukissu436 2 года назад
I like taking the Shaggy and Scooby one with a different perspective. Shaggy isn't fast. But Scooby is too scared to leave his buddy alone. Almost everywhere they go, they always stick together, and even though this great dane is terrified of the creepy guy in a mask, he will never leave Shaggy running alone (except on accident.)
@nea1090
@nea1090 2 года назад
"Your alarm is your theme song" "Hello, world." "Programmed to work, and not to feEeEeLl."
@italiankaty0151
@italiankaty0151 4 года назад
"Your allarm clock is technically your theme" Well, guess I'm Giorgio Giovanna.
@mrnobody6577
@mrnobody6577 4 года назад
And i'm one of the three pillar men
@juanangellopezr.2473
@juanangellopezr.2473 4 года назад
I'm the Doom slayer
@shitpostleopard5831
@shitpostleopard5831 4 года назад
I'm Umaru-chan then.
@tisyaazman8292
@tisyaazman8292 4 года назад
Nice 69
@h1kari_ig650
@h1kari_ig650 4 года назад
I'm non existent
@beepk_
@beepk_ 4 года назад
“You need to look lower than the eye level” Let’s be honest... *_a lot of us thought of something else when he said that_*
@GM.Nobody
@GM.Nobody 4 года назад
When you see she has a dick longer than yours
@50nd3r
@50nd3r 4 года назад
SE 10 Gooi Ching Khang this is r/technicallythetruth not r/cursedcomments
@snappishorc_legacy8506
@snappishorc_legacy8506 4 года назад
@@GM.Nobody ಥ‿ಥ
@WildStarKitsune4574
@WildStarKitsune4574 4 года назад
SE 10 Gooi Ching Khang when you see it’s not a dick but a big ass snake🐍
@rensmusicandartt
@rensmusicandartt 4 года назад
SE 10 Gooi Ching Khang when you copy that dude
@Gabbro_galvigi
@Gabbro_galvigi Год назад
14:25 this just brought back the memorie of 7 year old me ripping the "DO NOT PULL OFF TAG" and thought i would go to jail cause someone told me i would go to jail for ripping it off.
@OllieOnFire
@OllieOnFire Год назад
when amazon alexa is your theme song, you know your life is just an amazon comerical
@thereptile4139
@thereptile4139 4 года назад
15:05, the word “what” has 4 letters the word “sometimes” has 9 letters and the word “never” has 5 letters
@pryzmzamrzla1991
@pryzmzamrzla1991 4 года назад
Thank you
@sc14_weirdo
@sc14_weirdo 4 года назад
Thank as i have lost brain cells tryng to figure out what was it XD
@spacenation2263
@spacenation2263 4 года назад
Wow just realized
@theguywhoasked2352
@theguywhoasked2352 4 года назад
Cool
@commitingsins8787
@commitingsins8787 4 года назад
*confusion*
@moved.2645
@moved.2645 4 года назад
“Your alarm is technically your theme song” I don’t know if being Rick Rolled every morning is valid
@carrynwelde1120
@carrynwelde1120 4 года назад
My theme song is the Soviet March.
@moved.2645
@moved.2645 4 года назад
@@carrynwelde1120 lmao nice
@xX_N1na_Xx
@xX_N1na_Xx 4 года назад
My theme song is Mad hatter. i wonder what intro footage would be used for that, maybe my gachalife characters....
@Snecho
@Snecho 4 года назад
@Hanako - Kun TLT
@microwaveutensils6502
@microwaveutensils6502 4 года назад
mine is angel dust screaming
@Coolgirl_ig_
@Coolgirl_ig_ Год назад
5:10 “Run like hell, cus you always need to Laugh at everything, cus it’s always funny Never eat pears” -the doctor
@SuperRamtin
@SuperRamtin 2 года назад
"Your alarm is your theme song" My alarm: *BACON PANCAKES, MAKIN BACON PANCAKES*
@jomesband5196
@jomesband5196 3 года назад
5:27 The only time it is right to refuse to a woman when she says: "My eyes are up here"
@Katastrophe2007
@Katastrophe2007 4 года назад
“Don’t worry he’ll be Gen Z. He won’t be keeping it long anyway.” All of Gen Z: damn gotta call me out like that huh
@9000jamez
@9000jamez 4 года назад
Next is gen gt but then that generation will disown itself and be known as gen super
@houwlingwoolf
@houwlingwoolf 4 года назад
Gen alpha ain’t it though?
@honkhonk3789
@honkhonk3789 3 года назад
I feel attacked
@plutarian7396
@plutarian7396 3 года назад
@@honkhonk3789 me too
@natacialallathin7774
@natacialallathin7774 3 года назад
Hey I like your art
@DinoLoverGaming
@DinoLoverGaming Год назад
16:14 "it takes 30 minutes to cross. What would it take for you to cross this whole bridge" the ability to walk
@tigerowr
@tigerowr 3 года назад
I loved the nun joke more than I probably should have
@foxyboy6032
@foxyboy6032 3 года назад
The person talking (I forgot his name): "I see." Me: "Bats don't see."
@royalrice5191
@royalrice5191 3 года назад
Bats have eyes bro They can see Because they have eyes
@foxyboy6032
@foxyboy6032 3 года назад
@@royalrice5191 They are BLIND, they use ECHOLOCATION to figure out where they are going.
@saphiriathebluedragonknight375
@saphiriathebluedragonknight375 3 года назад
@@foxyboy6032 Them being blind is a myth.
@thedemocraticpeoplesrepubl9959
@thedemocraticpeoplesrepubl9959 3 года назад
i dont know, but im pretty sure bats can see, but they have really bad eyesight
@YouTubes_NPC
@YouTubes_NPC 3 года назад
@ bruh
@ZachGrabas
@ZachGrabas 4 года назад
“Your alarm is your theme song.” Well I guess a big fat yawn counts as a theme song.
@lennyschiavone5907
@lennyschiavone5907 4 года назад
So i'm DIO?
@ShadowRaptor42
@ShadowRaptor42 4 года назад
Mine is a Russian kid screaming
@rebelstormer643
@rebelstormer643 4 года назад
So my theme song is a cock screeching
@krsmanjovanovic8607
@krsmanjovanovic8607 4 года назад
*At DooM's gate*
@marsnatale3184
@marsnatale3184 4 года назад
Mine is my dad waking me up'
@mental_issues6840
@mental_issues6840 2 года назад
13:23 That moment that you realize that you are deaf, who depends on a vibrating alarm clock…
@alice_weirddom
@alice_weirddom 7 месяцев назад
JOKES ON YOU, I'VE NEVER HAD AN ALARM CLOCK BEFORE
@individualcheerio
@individualcheerio 4 года назад
“Your alarm sound is your theme song” *I guess my mom screaming at me to wake up is theme song*
@cheesetlc
@cheesetlc 4 года назад
Your pfp is cute I like your gacha oc is it urs?
@cartysk8er721
@cartysk8er721 4 года назад
S ame
@ralsei6334
@ralsei6334 4 года назад
@@cheesetlc gacha kid
@glam4663
@glam4663 4 года назад
Them: is tomorrow Sunday or June? Me, watching this on a Saturday, during June: yes
@RedK5
@RedK5 4 года назад
Glam my birthday is June 28 which is Sunday
@lo4tr
@lo4tr 4 года назад
@@RedK5 My birthday is June 30th, which is also a Sunday.
@dehydratedartist7470
@dehydratedartist7470 3 года назад
Everyone who has their parents wake them up: *confused screaming*
@DaIminico
@DaIminico Год назад
"your alarm is your theme song" Me, who doesn't have an alarm clock: So my theme song is moaning and groaning and my mum saying, "It's 8 o'clock! Get up!"
@paranormalgaming1495
@paranormalgaming1495 4 года назад
What = 4 Letters W H A T Sometimes = 9 Letters S O M E T I M E S Never = 5 Letters N E V E R
@headless7051
@headless7051 4 года назад
Get to the top!
@blynkzee4284
@blynkzee4284 4 года назад
I don’t know how anyone didn’t understand this when it showed up in the video...
@AzzyRiah
@AzzyRiah 4 года назад
I don't get it :(
@HudaefCares
@HudaefCares 4 года назад
@@AzzyRiah A better explanation: What (as in the word what) has 4 letters, sometimes (has) 9 letters, but (the word) never has 5 letters.
@rosepetunia1829
@rosepetunia1829 4 года назад
+ Pink Panthør *How?!*
@Bananacat91
@Bananacat91 3 года назад
“Your alarm is your theme song” So my theme song is Technoblade screaming “DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECHAAAA”
@ShadowPhoenix4798
@ShadowPhoenix4798 3 года назад
That’s a very bad themesong
@strawberrycoolatta
@strawberrycoolatta 3 года назад
jacob is wrong that’s a great theme song. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
@ShadowPhoenix4798
@ShadowPhoenix4798 3 года назад
@@strawberrycoolatta Please Don’t Kill Me.
@strawberrycoolatta
@strawberrycoolatta 3 года назад
@@ShadowPhoenix4798 🔪
@ShadowPhoenix4798
@ShadowPhoenix4798 3 года назад
@@strawberrycoolatta Fine, I declare WAR🗡💣⚔️
@mmmmmmmmm463
@mmmmmmmmm463 8 месяцев назад
6:53 Plot Twist: You’re not in the USA so that coupon is useless
@wuyod6813
@wuyod6813 3 года назад
The oldest picture thing joke would be better like "The oldest picture of you. Is the oldest picture of you"
@redgiant7747
@redgiant7747 3 года назад
I just got the “Don’t look at him, don’t look at the moon” joke.
@t3mptdinx87
@t3mptdinx87 3 года назад
I didn’t get it please explain
@mrhatty2644
@mrhatty2644 3 года назад
@@t3mptdinx87 Simply look up Local 58
@Anobluu
@Anobluu 3 года назад
I didn't lol
@redgiant7747
@redgiant7747 3 года назад
@@Anobluu it was a reference to the RU-vid series “local 58”. Look it up if you like scary stuff
@redgiant7747
@redgiant7747 3 года назад
@@Agvazela_Vega I understood that reference
@celestialily6519
@celestialily6519 Год назад
“Your alarm sound is your theme song” Well I guess I’m now mom screaming: “GET UP ---“
@joselantigua7401
@joselantigua7401 2 года назад
"Your alarm is your theme song" Me who does not have an alarm: guess im a side character
@alex._.5383
@alex._.5383 4 года назад
When babies are born they’re already 9 months old. Unless you were born premature and it’s less or more than 9 months.
@njendrysik2065
@njendrysik2065 4 года назад
Oh. Oh no. Fuck you
@hamzaahmed4635
@hamzaahmed4635 4 года назад
so on ur b-day u are however old u are and 9 months
@PlushiePoogle
@PlushiePoogle 4 года назад
Not necessarily. /Was born a month early
@alex._.5383
@alex._.5383 4 года назад
I don’t even remember writing this comment.
@alex._.5383
@alex._.5383 4 года назад
Hamza Ahmed idek
@planetblob
@planetblob 4 года назад
Robin is the type of person to have the name “Robyn”.
@OGPanzerhund
@OGPanzerhund 4 года назад
No, Robin is the type of person to name his RU-vid channel “Xycron”
@planetblob
@planetblob 4 года назад
FurStahlhelm pfff not gonna lie thats funny
@Nick-xm6og
@Nick-xm6og 4 года назад
Bjonk
@aaryadebchatterjee3398
@aaryadebchatterjee3398 4 года назад
PlanetBlOb u should have that name I mean look at ur fricken eyes
@Mahiuryuu
@Mahiuryuu 4 года назад
Rawbeyin
@barefootfarmgang
@barefootfarmgang 2 года назад
Watching Emkay Late Is The Best
@0oNightshadeo0
@0oNightshadeo0 3 года назад
Your alarm is your theme song? Well- I guess my theme song is my brothers screaming.
@LRTasker
@LRTasker 3 года назад
Fun Fact: This is the anniversary of the “when is Tuesday” meme.
@sorejohhnyyt2865
@sorejohhnyyt2865 3 года назад
Correct it is Tuesday
@I8AFluffyBunny
@I8AFluffyBunny 3 года назад
Dude when I took a glance at the profile I thought it was a cat 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 Yes I didn’t just find the emoji for that I had to type laugh for each one
@dawnbelleini8036
@dawnbelleini8036 3 года назад
Life is like an egg
@gmanwolfe3685
@gmanwolfe3685 3 года назад
@KIAKING JORDi d
@gmanwolfe3685
@gmanwolfe3685 3 года назад
M
@kuuderepiano2988
@kuuderepiano2988 4 года назад
Reddit back then: Storytime! Reddit Now: Sandbox Mode
@kuuderepiano2988
@kuuderepiano2988 4 года назад
@Ayano Aishi And if I'm not? :>
@cartysk8er721
@cartysk8er721 4 года назад
Game mode has been updated to creative
@hUh--
@hUh-- 4 года назад
@@cartysk8er721 Oh sh*t h Reddit's got hacks ○-○
@ricaboo9304
@ricaboo9304 Год назад
"your alarm is technically ur theme song" My alarm: "HELLPPP, HES ESCAPING, THE KILLER IS ESCAPING! HELP MEE!!!"
@fryloc359
@fryloc359 2 года назад
"If you can read this, you're not a train" :Me looking at my two year old:
@user-ds2yf8bh9q
@user-ds2yf8bh9q 4 года назад
“Your alarm is your theme song.” Welp guess I’m boss battle Sans now. *Megalovania slowly fades in*
@kanitpipat9900
@kanitpipat9900 3 года назад
You gonna have a bed-time. *MEGALOVANIA*
@muguiwaranoboy2542
@muguiwaranoboy2542 3 года назад
So am am phoenix wright AND the mercenary team ?
@hillkids02
@hillkids02 3 года назад
BAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAH
@OptimusPrimeGen1
@OptimusPrimeGen1 3 года назад
@@kanitpipat9900 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@OptimusPrimeGen1
@OptimusPrimeGen1 3 года назад
@@kanitpipat9900 I'm going to say this for Papyrus, DAMN IT SANS
@birdinatank9430
@birdinatank9430 3 года назад
“Your alarm is you theme song.” Is it bad that mine is the national anthem of the USSR?
@dxpo9655
@dxpo9655 3 года назад
No. No it is not
@intel_celeron_d_326
@intel_celeron_d_326 3 года назад
No it’s perfect
@lilkirbyhasadream5846
@lilkirbyhasadream5846 3 года назад
What's that?
@Danganrooom
@Danganrooom 3 года назад
@Kalden Orr-Bills OUR comrade
@Danganrooom
@Danganrooom 3 года назад
@Kalden Orr-Bills oh damn there goes my joke lol
@achiken973
@achiken973 2 года назад
Person: What's up me: the infinite void we call space
@eston3418
@eston3418 2 года назад
"We all have horrible theme songs" Don't lump me in with you lot. I'll have you know, I only wake up to the finest rendition of death metal rooster that has been backed up by a drumming washing machine
@BubbleIsSoCool
@BubbleIsSoCool 4 года назад
Not going to the toilet until robin say "im robin, i love bird seeds" Day 38
@raphsrandomstuff8398
@raphsrandomstuff8398 4 года назад
Lol
@michaelmyers8596
@michaelmyers8596 4 года назад
Day 45
@michaelmyers8596
@michaelmyers8596 4 года назад
aw man I just pooped
@michaelmyers8596
@michaelmyers8596 4 года назад
Nevermind I put it back in again
@hero-fix2112
@hero-fix2112 4 года назад
PUT.A.DIAPER.ON.
@deathgun4638
@deathgun4638 3 года назад
Robin: the moon is the most looked at rock Me: what about earth
@somebody7650
@somebody7650 3 года назад
Listen here you little shit-
@randomrakick9371
@randomrakick9371 3 года назад
i guess the most looked at rock without water
@bizarresamurai8775
@bizarresamurai8775 3 года назад
so like dont look at the moon is a locol 58 thing or is it just me?
@jimmyzante2836
@jimmyzante2836 3 года назад
@@kingofnorthdakota he should be 1st
@nilsn.2943
@nilsn.2943 3 года назад
But since all rocks are part of the earth, wouldn't that mean the moon and the earth are the only *real* rocks?
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