r/ThatHappened | no. 

democrat kittens

I thought the punchline for the kitten sale would have been that people change sides solely on which one is more profitable than the other

“Hey I can’t eat this sausage, I’m muslim.” “Pfft communist” And then everybody applauded and she won a Nobel prize

You know what would've made the kittens sell even faster? Call them *Democats*

the most infuriating part about the gamestop one is that the games are sealed in plastic so the fake gamestop employee wouldnt even be able to give out his fake phone number.

The thing about pull the lever Kronk I totally believe. The reason why I believe it is because every time something bad happens to me or my mother we look at one another and go. “I’ve been turned into a cow. Can I go home now?” It was both of our favorite line from that entire movie. Whenever we are having a really bad day, it gets said a lot. I’ve even had my mom say this after almost getting into a car accident because of a drunk driver. So I honestly believe it. For us joking in our household is a true coping mechanism for any kind of stress or bad stuff going on. That includes weird obscure movie lines, so long as they fit the situation. Also, whenever my dogs or cat are acting up, it’s “Put that thing back where it came from or so, help me.🎶” For anyone who got the second movie reference, you’re my hero. Some of the most obscure movie parts from big-time movies and yet they make me laugh every time without fail. Yes I realize I am a grown adult, but inside I’m still a child I am well aware.

The thing at 10:12 just infuriates me as a cashier, if a cashier says "we don't have X product," then don't go behind the counter or we'll kick you out, that is a serious health violation.

As a person from a post-soviet country, I can confirm sausages were illegal

Okay, about the GameStop one: I worked at a GameStop for just over two years. I am a woman. I had guys do this to me while I was checking them out because I said something like, "that's a good game you picked out", you know, cashier small talk. I also had some other customers refuse to believe I liked it because "it's a boy game, go back to animal crossing"

the fact that the censor noises are just memes is amazing. never change.

Someone give robin a r/blessed images or r/aww prompt. He really deserves a treat

7:33 he must be a wizard because new games are wrapped in PLASTIC

In regards to that first "joke", how old are kittens when they first open their eyes? I feel they'd need longer than their first eye-opening before they can be separated from their mother otherwise they're more likely to die

I feel like r/thathappened is the cousin of r/quityourbullcrap

When I was a child I learned about 5 different ways to take down an attacker over and over again from my paranoid, slightly senile father. However, none of them were paricularly useful to me as I was a child and these hypothetical attackers would be adults. Kinda hard to break a guy's nose if you're not tall enough to reach his nose

6:47 nope. Not just because this is obviously a lie, but b/c unless that bottle jumped across *3 ocean currents* and managed to get picked up by the South Equatorial current (the current that runs between Indonesia and Austrailia) there is *no way* for that bottle to naturally reach Bali. Indonesia, sure, but the chance of it reaching Bali are slim to *none*. lol, OP was so CLOSE! all she had to do was say that she got a letter from Japan! /j

Do not push politics onto kids

I can't stop giggling when the little Let me do it for you noise comes up over Robin's swearing 😭

7:53 that kid isn't seven, he's a really poetic 17 year old and on crack

When people tell you to "loosen up" they dont mean for you to be able to walk 15 minutes after giving birth.

My grandma told my parents a bullshit story about a waitress that served them. She said "We were just having lunch and it was horrible food, and the waitress came up to ask how our food tasted and we said it's okay. She said 'just okay??' And we said yeah. She ran off bawling for no reason!" Knowing my grandmother, she definitely got pissy at the server about how horrible the food was and basically harassed her until she cried. Yeahh grandma, you were perfectly nice to the server and she just burst into tear for no reason. 😱

4:51 Seriously who actually expects anyone to believe that one let alone multiple modelling agents are ride a public transit bus?

Emkay's favourite pastime must be torturing poor Robin with terrible subreddits

So I once tripped and fell on lady gaga. She smiled and said I'd be going places. I'm now a platinum award winning figure skater/banjo player.

Ok, I know what you saw in the thumbnail, but I swear somebody was framing me.

Is there going to be a subreddit so robin can have a 45 minute breather

Yeah, my mom was 73 when she could finally retire. And she was an RN at a decent hospital but still had to work into her 70s in order to survive. Politicians are insane if they think people actually want to work into their 90s to mAkE aMeRiCa gReAt or whatever bs they’re pushing.

I thought calling them republican kittens would sell better because conservatives will eat up anything that's marketed toward them specifically

Guys my totally real son and daughter just designed the perfect rocket design to survive for 8 trillion trillion trillion trillion years also did i tell you that both my kids are totally real

4:04 Actually this girl is a model (or at least she's studying for it), and she really does have photoshoot etc I follow her on ig

I swear to God if I see Elon Musk's name, face, or mention in one more reddit video I'm petitioning him to be banned from existence

@9:52 That joke is all setup. The punchline had to have been: "Then we had to call the police for the indecent exposure."

I didn't know kittens had politics

0:16 robin sounded like the evil step mother in anime

She should have spelled them called aristocats

Remember that thing I did that one time? Well I did it again and this time that one person called to congratulate me!

One curious thing about that artwork story at 7:40 Had a simmilar thing happen to myself where there was an exhibition for the arts students at my school. eventually after the day was over the school had probably arranged the artworks to be displayed in the regional arts gallery (HOTA, surfers paradise QLD) without any permission from me or any other artists that were having their works displayed, I managed to see it eventually a few weeks after the initial exhibition. Saw a couple of my artworks displayed amongst other students, but mine in particular had no credit given to me, and or anything such as title or description about the artwork, that ontop of the fact they were displaying it in a gallery without my permission. I decided to just take my works off the wall and go home. No idea if any of the artworks were returned to the other students but I never heard anything of it outside of my experience.

That F1rst(haha) meme’s daughter will 100% will grow up to either be a politician or a comedian

0:15 did robin become a possessed horror movie character?? 😳

Life update, I petted a dog. That is all.

9:33 The salary thing happened to me at my old job. But it wasnt a salary, it was the end of year bonus. I was given the bonus twice and when I brought it up, my boss just said Merry Christmas. I found out later from another employee that was how the owners tested a new employees integrity. They would either drop money in the building around the new employee or over pay the employee in a paycheck then wait to see if the new employee said something. So that sort of thing does happen.

There’s no way a group of Floridians were panicking over wildlife like that. (I’ve seen people ride alligators for Christ’s sake.) Manatees are an endangered species that mostly keep to themselves. If anything the crowd would have huddled around to watch the manatee graze.

2:00 "Let that be a reminder to everyone trying to defame me" So, George Santos, a congressman, legitimately threatened to murder people. & everyone is just cool with that??? My country is a Greek tragedy istg😭

The letter in a bottle one: It's improbable but not impossible, it has happened before.

when I take a massive doo doo at taco bell

On top of someone not a medical professional getting hold of an "epidural button", is there even such a thing as an "epidural button"? I've had an epidural, not for giving birth but for leg surgery, and its a shot in your SPINE. I don't think something you get through an IV unless you have an IV in your lower back? That you're pressumably laying on?

No. Chain

11:00 For real though, a few people in Australia got injured a few years back because someone put needles inside of strawberries.

Where are my independent cats? Do they just have to get older?

That Mortal Kombat one would be more like her screaming that the GameStop guy was a creep for the number

They got rid of the All you can eat Bread Sticks because it was costing the Company too much money... They lost money on the bread sticks themselves and lost even more money because people filled up on bread and didn't order the expensive meals with the decent Profit Margins...

I’m pretty sure people are coming up and saying, at this rate we’ll have to work well into our 90s. I think he’s just hearing what he wants. Edit: modeling contractors and movie hunters don’t take the bus.

10:30 this one is at least believable, simply because manatees are incredibly chill animals. They NEVER attack ANYTHING. Manatees are so chill that gators will move out of the way to let them pass. However, there is one small problem with the story: while yes, you could technically ride a manatee without getting injured by the manatee (because they're chill like that) manatees are a protected species. it is *illegal* to touch a manatee, because they're endangered. So, if this person had ridden a manatee like they so claimed, they would be fined up to $500 or jailed for 60 days.

10:54 it’s Borsin for anyone wondering and I have never eaten a block with a razor blade

Making shit up for attention is cringe by itself but using children and lies to try to spread political nonsense are parents who should have their kids taken away from them.

Hope the manatee kid knows that touching manatees is really fucking illegal. Much less riding one.

8:48 How did they even knew the names in the first place How do people come up with this crap......

Kittens 0:12

muwahaha i dont sleep

The Pops laugh at the kittens one oml 😭

Honestly, im pretty sure my cat's a republican- she's super judgemental and only nice to me when she needs something.

Having worked at MacDonalds I can tell you that if some stranger jumps the counter, someone will punch them.

always check your Halloween candy, kids!

0:45 I read an article that a small study was done about early memories. They asked participants their earliest memories and then interviewed parents and older relatives. Either a large majority or all of the memories deemed to be false (like they were able to parents who said an event happened at a different location, etc) involved a stroller. The TL; DR of the study was they suspected that these people had heard stories about themselves growing up and kinda cobbled it all together in their head. So I chuckled when of ALL things for Kamala Harris to have as a “That happened” memory, she included a stroller.

After watching this video I want to either cry in the corner or throw up and I can't tell which. I feel bad for Robin having to read this.

Fun fact my uncle ACTUALLY died and came back to life. Sure, you have to take my word for it, but... ok fair you don't have to believe me you'd just be wrong.

The one about the model just coming from a photo shoot is true, she’s a model and is pretty popular on instagram.

Unlimited breadsticks are back, BTW. Apparently they were only gone on a short hiatus.

Fun fact McDonald's is forced it use a pacific machine, and that one machine happens to break down it gets cleaned, and that company that fixes it happens to own the machine.

The manatee one is actually plausible. Manatees are all chill and will just sit there while you ride it. Other animals like doing this too. Only thing is it would be very illegal to swim there.

About the GameStop one: I hate this stereotype that only boys can be gamers. Im a girl, im 17 at the moment and since i was like 7 i used to play spiderman, Thomb Rider and those old soccer videogames where the players were basically unrecognizable😂 I played those for years and then when i was 11 i got into cod black ops 2, kept playing fifa and fighting games like Dragon ball Xenoverse. At that time, i already had people commenting about it cause i was a girl. I was always a soccer fan, i still love it, its a huge part of my life, and everyone thinks i wont understand about the sport cause im a girl. Then, when i was 14 i got a ps4 and started playing fortnite. And god, how i was criticized at school because i play it. "Its a game for boys", "you probably suck" or "i bet you never get kills or wins" are comments that i got everyday and still hear it a lot, after years. Its sad to see that after so many years, its all the same. As someone who grew up with those kind of sexist comments, because when i was little i didnt like princesses and preferred to have a lot of Lighting McQueen toys and stuff, its frustrating to think that a generation that should be evolving keeps criticizing and judging people for what they do or like. If a girl wants to play videogames or like soccer, like i do, it's totally fine. And if a boy is into fashion or kpop/pop music, i dont see the problem! (Those are just examples, everyone should be free to like and do what they like!) Anyways, sorry for this thing that i kinda had to take off my chest, i just think it's frustrating to still see this things happening. And sorry if there's a lot of grammatical errors, im portuguese and even though im good at speaking english I take some time to realize the errors i type.

any one in any legislature in this country and anyone appearing before said legislature that claims a person told him a thing should be required to bring that person to testify to what they said or the claim cannot be made.

Who the heck would trust 2 "modeling scouts" taking the bus.. that's my question. Lol

I've got a few interesting stories that are a bit out there. But this is a subreddit dedicated to stories as real as a ufo made of cardboard. Most of them involve me being a dumbass. From fourwheelers flipping over me, aging a pepper and violent puking follows, a horse yeeting me through a fence headfirst, and even one time in a disciplinary school where they didn't believe the milk was soured. But yeah, these reddit stories are even wilder and, unlike mine, they are loads of crap. Also a lot of my wildest memories end up in me getting hurt, I just now noticed. I was a reckless little shit back then... Wtf was I thinking?

10:24 okay but this could be very true, manatees are very human friendly creatures and love to be pet by humans, especially in Florida and the keys (I say as a Native Floridian whos swam with wild manatees twice). You could very well climb atop and ride a manatee if it is that accustomed to humans.

The new censor sound effect you're using gets me a lot lol

10:19 the manatee one is possible, manatees are very friendly and will let people come up to them. They’re like the cows of the sea

9:38 is literally victorian servant owner behaviour. to test if a maid was trustworthy or not, you'd hide a penny or something under the carpet and if she didn't give it back you fired her. maybe we shouldn't bring back behaviour from the victorian era

1:35 He's also been on camera justify it by saying that there are people who want to work longer so "they should have an incentive". Made me wonder if he has a word-a-day calendar that doesn't have definitions or if he's too lazy to read 'em.

Life has to be so pathetic for the people who feel compelled to lie for internet clout. It's so weird

7:30 As someone that works at gamestop as a manager, just in case anyone was even close to a little bit believing this story, no. Not just no but haha laughably no. First of all, we dont care who plays what, nor are we shocked when a woman buys any type of game, mortal kombat included, and often times when older men and women ask for a "girly" game for a young girl they are buying a gift for, we respond with something like "well all games are for girls, what does she like?" Secondly, there is zero chance we are just handing you a game for free, that is called stealing. Our inventory is VERY well monitored and the missing game would be noticed extremely quickly, which would then result in the system and the cameras being checked to investigate. This would result in the employee being fired and forced to pay for the game. This is so laughably bad that I have to wonder why even bother lying about this? It would have been much more believable to just say something like: "I went to gamestop to by mortal kombat and the guy behind the counter thought it was cool a girl plays these kinds of games so he gave me his number." Still complete bs, but at least that is actually plausible.

Omg the raspberry tea leaves and all that does help natural labor, but then she had to continue and couldn't leave it at good advice

Here’s a true story that i was reminded of, I was on a walk and a guy came up to me asking if he could use my phone and call a friend, I was a bit skeptical but I let him, I was careful with always holding on to the phone so that he couldn’t steal it, he called his buddy and found out where he was and then he thanked me and jogged away.

Woke kittens AND a woke kid? A rare encounter

7:45 nah I believe it. myself and many others in my art classes had our art that we made in school taken and showcased in areas around the community without permission. we painted glass bottles, and I was so proud of mine. the day comes to take them home and I ask the teacher where mine is. she tells me it went to the court house. so I tell all the other kids who couldn't find their bottles, and the majority of us, including me weren't able to get our art back. her story is believable. communities feel entitled to art just because it was made by high school students. it's even more believable if she's in a community College where she went to school at too.

10:20 manatees are pretty chill creatures but its definitely an exaggerated story

Alright I know that story Harris told is b.s. kids aren't thinking that deep at that age.

Sometimes when I feel like humanity is improving I just come back to this subreddit and have my beliefs shattered.

7:19 So sad seeing people make up stories to make themselves feel validated.

It has been quite some time (mid 2000s) since I gave birth to my youngest, but there definitely wasn't an epidural button. Even if there was a button, it would be connected to the hospital bed, not in someone else's hand.

2:00 pretty sure george was just making a joke

My nerves leaving my body after I die

top #3 narrators #1 : emkay #2 : emkay #3 : emkay

I hope you use the borzoi meme sound for censorship for a long time haha, it makes me smile ^^

To be fair to the girl who's tiktok said "the girl in my college class-" blah blah calling her a cake face? ...she is actually a model, so. Could've actually been real. But that entire interaction isn't something I'd share for clout.

It's not weird to walk around right after birth. bc of blood clots in our family, it is a sort of tradition to go shopping at a mall within 24 hrs. Actually really smart to do if you are physically able.

The funny thing about the photo shoot one is that if I’m revering right they run a satire page, but are also a model so it’s a toss up if the story really happened

UNLIMITED Breadsticks is a BIG issue

So, modeling agents AND film scouts ride the bus and they're so hard up for work, they have to argue over some random girl?

Can you do r/lgballt?