r/TIFU My Wife Found This Thong! 😱 

I feel so bad for OP's mom in the first one.. Especially when her parents didn't believe her that must have been so traumatizing and horrible

Wife: _finds mystery underwear in her drawer_ Wife: _turns to husband_ WHOSE ARE THESE!? Husband: Lace makes me feel confident.

Imagine hiring a private investigator to learn that your husband is addicted to staples.

I started crying in the first story when she found out her dad was her dad. I was so worried.

That guy was lucky. I've seen people who lost their homes and their lives to a staple addiction. And one guy started with staples but moved on to the harder stuff... paperclips.

Next on my strange addiction.. Man empties bank account by buying hundreds of staples

So those kids parents didnt pay back all that money their kids spent?

the last ones dad sounds like he would have been less disappointed if it had just been drugs i think

I wish anybody loved me as much as that guy loves staples...

Everyone with Hazel eyes goes into long details about their eyes lol

😂😂😂😂 Just imagining this private investigator Following around a guy who is just obsessed with staples. He is used to following around so many people from cheaters to drug dealers This had to be the dumbest case he has ever taken 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Petition for rslash to censor cuss words with yugos barks

Someone should make him a magnetic "bar of staples" he can continually break apart, and the reform. Or find out the glue they use and make a little machine to reform the broken bars.

That 1st story has me absolutely covered in chills. If I've ever heard of a family deserving to be 100% blood-related, it's easily this one. Mega kudos to OP for such a selfless way of surprising the parents with the results, btw. That alone takes so much damned strength.

That last story was so funny xD OP should definitely seek some addiction counseling, because if he's hiding things from his wife and acting like he described, it IS a serious addiction, but the whole thing being about staples is just so ridiculous xD

I guess you could say the last guy was a little... unstaple. I'll let myself out.

I feel for you staple man. OCD is no joke. And im being serious.

That last one is straight up out of My Strange Addictions

Seriously has this guy never just thought oh I'll test my size on a foot size reader they are literally in every shop

That staple story is wonderful! It's funny, weird, and actually cute at the same time.

14:12 the parent's didn't give you any money to pay what their children spent?

Yugo has excellent timing. Perfect comedy partner.

That Staples zing made me bust out laughing, and when Yugo squeaked it was like he said yup! Perfect timing pup!

I’m so confused as to why the kids’ parents who bought a bunch of stuff wouldn’t just pay them back rather than having both him and his girlfriend suffer those financial consequences.

When he said I like staples, I suddenly remembered the meme of a kid who said "I like turtles"

That stapler story.. I think he may have needed that intervention.. For god damn staples.. A bit OCD with them, mate.

-I like turtles- -I like trains- *I LIKE STAPLES*

omg. the first one i thought it was OP's brother who did it, not the mothers brother, so i was even more disgusted

Personally I would have held the family responsible for what their children did with spending the guys real money on PSN, especially since it was not even the guys money. That was her trip money for cripes sake. XD

OP in the last story, my dude, that sounds a lot like OCD. Some therapy would almost definitely benefit you.

*looks at the thumbnail of a thong* Me: Hah looks funny *clicks on it, gets a ad showing a thong* Me: what are the odds?

When you realize we're making another Titanic. r/tifu

OP: and it immediately starts to burn like I poured hot sauce in my nose. Me: *smugs* first time?

Regarding the guy in the last story: I'm just glad that his addiction has finally "staple"-ized!!!!!

Oh my god that first story…..I started tearing up when hearing the parents describing the awful thing that happened to the mom.

For the first story Me:I'd straight up murder that uncle Also me:Alabama 100

Invite female friend over for beer while wife isn't home.... Wife finds strange thong.... Dude ....just don't do that again.

Remember kids! Staples, Not Even Once! Here's your brain: * Here's your brain on staples!: ~ Make your choice!

Spoiler Alert! The Staple guy and Thong guy are the same. He just has really really good excuses when he cheats.

“It was my brother” Time for a soft reset of the planet

No One: Not A Single Soul: Not Even Your Mom: OP: I lIkE sTaPlEs.

I want to do those DNA tests to see whether or not I'm related to my family, cuz I'm a HUGE black sheep in the family lol

Yugo is FINALLY developing a sense of comic timing. The goodest boy!

19:46 *Looks at Mom & Dad* I have an addiction *Looks at Wife* I'm cheating on you with Staples! Wife: The Store or the Staples themselves? Me: ._. ..Yes!

I can imagine that investigator walking to The Park after the event and sitting down on a bench mutterring to himself: What has my life come to?

I love how Yudo squeaked right after that bad pun, as if it were the 'ba dum tss' following the joke. 10/10 for Yugo-Boi. He's got a real eye for comedic effect, I tells ya! :D

Yugos timing at the end with the Staples pun!

Me: cracking eggs for brkfst R/slash: I spit out a glob of bloody snot Me: 🤢🤮

At rehab center: everyone gathered together, sitting in a circle.. Therapist: "would u like to share?" Me: silence.. Therapist: "how long have u been doing?" Me: "some years.. give or take a decade.." Therapist: "how long now have u been clean?" Me: "maybe.. a week?" Therapist: .... .. Me: "five days.." Therapist: ... .. Me: "three..?" Therapist: .. Me: "OK. FINE!" - proceeds to empty pockets full of staples & starts crackin' away. Therapist: attempts to stop me.. attempt fails. Me: "YOU WILL NEVER TAKE MY STAPLES AWAY FROM ME!" - runs away whilst crackin' staples & pulling out secret staple stashes from all over the rehab center as I make my escape. Therapist & other rehab workers: trail after me whilst tripping & stumbling all over the staples I leave in my wake. They are no match for ME & MY STAPLES. Utter chaos ensues. NO ONE CAN STOP ME.

Holy crap that first story was an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

lmao the staples guys, made me laugh so hard, i snorted xD

That first story scared me so bad.. I'm so glad it had a happy ending, or I wouldn'tve been able to keep watching. I wasn't expecting that - I was expecting to be able to laugh and say "Well, at least I'm not that guy!" but holy crap that's messed up... I'm really happy for that person and I'm glad they didn't have to go through too much emotional trauma.

The staple guy sounds like he should be on "My Strange Addiction".

21:17 "And his budget for staples is allowed for his wife?" His wife took his addiction too? Man, this staples thing is quite addictive it seems. Maybe I'll try them out.

OMG my sides hurt from laughing at the staples story!!

Why would you not buy your staples *AT* Staples????

24 seconds ago this was uploaded, i didnt even get the notification, looks like i dont need to know when an amazing vid is uploaded

When you're so into staples... that you're basically acting like you have a drug/gambling addiction...

im not addicted to your your videos ive only been watching them for a full week with short naps i have no problems

Yea that last one was the best ever!!! 😂 I'm freaking dying laughing and everyone is looking at me like I'm a nut job because I keep laugh snorting 🤣🤣🤣

when all 2mill people die in the Area 51 raid r/TWFU Omfg thanks for all the likes That’s the most likes I’ve ever gotten

“This all happened in Louisiana” Of course it did.

My son needs your RU-vid Channel, he deserves it! He gets b- in every class!!!!

RSlash: *Makes Joke* Yugo: *Perfectly timed squeaky*

'Walking on cotton candy and unicorn farts.' I absolutely love that :)

Do you know how many times I find thongs that aren't mine and I'm like *"Who's are these????"*

Day 27 of asking rSlash to make a video of just puppy bloopers

“LET ME IN AREA 51! MY SON WANTS TO PLAY THERE! AND YOU SHOULD GIVE ME YOUR 2,000 ROUNDS PER MINUTE GUN AS COMPENSATION!”

I dunno how I missed this episode, but I was listening while getting dressed and the staple story had me so doubled over with laughter that I had my clothes hanging off me mid-dressing for a solid minute!!!

EA: You can't cash out with microtransactions 10:54 : Hold my beer

OP: Hi, my name is OP and im addicted to staples. Everyone: Hi OP. Take one day at a time.

10:34 Most of the US pronounces "solder" as "sodder." So in this story, the brother probably pronounces it as "sodder."

That last guy low-key has OCD in some form.

The whole staple story is kinda cute, but also weird at the same time, like an anime girl.

Tells you to hold his light hagagahaggahahah. This dude grew up with a mechanic father lol

21:26 Yogo is the perfect soundboard

I was so relieved when she said, "I AM my father's daughter". Also, I relate to the ps4 story. My son bought a game on my ps4 once on accident. Sony does NOT do refunds under any circumstances. They refund u only once.

the Vbucks story is why i never linked my bank card to any online services.

Lmfao! That staples story had me laughing soooo hard!

"I... I like staples." OMG I'M--

I look at my phone My wife found this thong!😱 Me: (better grab that phone before anyone sees that)

"the doctor sodomized his nose" help I can't stop laughing

This just looks like it's going to make me excited

For some reason the “I’m uncomfortable” from the nosebleed story was really funny to me and I had to keep from laughing in the hallway

That last one about the staples was... adorable. Lol.

So... his female friend comes over for a beer... but the thong somehow was pinned at her clothes due to static electricity, and no one noticed that at all... Also no one noticed it when it dropped in the middle of the living room... yeah - sure.

Oh my God. That first story almost made me friggin cry. Could you imagine having a loving relationship with your parents and as an adult learn that your parents had to live with that burden all your life?? That would have torn me apart. There was NOTHING I wouldn’t have done to protect them simply because that is exactly how they were when it came to the 8 kids in our family that included my adopted brother and his biological brother (who was one of my best friends in high school who had a foster family that were all pieces of sh*t. So, when I asked my mom and dad to help save him from the abuse, they did so immediately which made for an amazing story). Fortunately I did have a terrific relationship with my parents and to this day thank the Lord that the last words I heard from them was, “I love you my son” from my dad, and, “You are may angel. I love you so very much” from mom. Literally the most priceless thing I possess that comforts me literally every day of my life. It’s SO unfortunate that there are so many out there that don’t get the opportunity to have a great relationship with their parents in their youth simply because they have parents that are sh*t people in general. But on the plus side, it’s great to see when those same folks make a point to provide the best experience for their kids with proper guidance which in turn provides the outlet to experience the joy and satisfaction from raising well rounded, empathetic kids that appreciate living a fulfilled life. Every parent has the opportunity, it’s just sad when they don’t take it or selfishly refuse to absorb the reality of what they are doing wrong and simply won’t change things for the better. Rant over, another text wall complete, lol. 😎

I have a feeling that we may know that stapler guy. Just gotta figure out if his favorite stapler is red.

I totally believe the static cling thong story. My underwear sticks to my sweaters ALL THE TIME. My worst fear is leaving the house and not realizing I have a thong stuck to my back 😂😂

The staple one really is proof you can be addicted to anything 😂

The last story: Staples = cocaine! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

M: It was my brother Everyone: dang that’s sad Me: wack.

Im not the first Im not the last It just happened To tap very fast

OMG. The kids spending their uncle's money is exactly why I have always had a rule with my niece and nephew that they are not allowed to spend any money, real or fake, in my games without asking me first. I can't believe that the parents didn't try to pay at least part back. Hopefully they did and OP just left that out of his story.

That staple one had me crying.

You got the staples man: Aw yeah I got staples

Jokes on them I dont even know where my wife's underwear drawer is

8:58 *slowly stops eating their cereal as I imagine some strangers' nose splatting their blood everywhere* 😐

That puppyblooper is hilarious. My pup has the same problem.

The last story suits me. I like playing around with blu-tack. Its so satisfying