r/Weddingshaming | Sad & Married 

If my sister (I don't have a brother) showed up to my wedding with a llama wearing a tuxedo I would be pretty amazed, not gonna lie.

I'm glad that me and my girlfriend actually talks and takes decisions together, so when our wedding day comes it won't be as bad as any of these pictures.

The "the hunt is over" thing could work if the couple is standing together and are happy instead of open of them being tied up like a deer carcass. Like a "the hunt's over because I've found the one" deal instead of "I hunted down this person and shot them so they're trapped forever". It might not be everyone's cup of tea but at least it could be something more positive and cute that what it already is.

The interracial plantation photo shoot is even worse than you think. There's actually a pic of the groom wearing period slave dress and in shackles. I wish I were joking.

I will guess the “i hate the person i am getting married with” or “i don’t want to be married and married life is prison” thing is just a deeply rooted cultural joke that probably made sense at some point but now it’s just done because everyone else did it and is only liked by the same people who are still reading rage comics while younger generations just get confused and maybe a little worried/angry

Speaking from experiance, planning a wedding and the outcome is waaaaay better (and cheaper) if you don’t go with ‘tradition’ or allow everyone who met you that one time when you were 7 to come along. Small weddings are better for so many reasons.

I’m glad that I’m likely never getting married so I won’t have to experience any of these atrocities

*“we don’t even wanna be married”* THEN… JUST… WHY BE TOGETHER THEN

There's a wide range of subreddits, but r/Weddingshaming is probably the most r/Oddlyspecific things can get

They pull off a garter - that's an old fashioned holder for stockings in case you didn't know - not the panties. 🤣

That second post has made me add something new to my bucket list: To be seen in public eating a very lifelike recreation of a human head, be it cake or other food-based art.

About the Llama in the tux: Someone find the potion to turn Kuzko back into a human!

A few parts of this have a vague flavor off r/AreTheStraightsOk?

5:58 Actually, the straw bale urinal, (brand name is “l’uritonnoir,) shouldn’t smell much at all when set up properly- certainly much less than a regular porta-potty, not to mention environmentally friendly! There are no liquids or chemicals necessary, and you get usable compost in 6-12 months! So long as the straw portion is placed properly, depositing urine into the center of the bale, the bale has been prepped for compost, has contact with soil for drainage and is not in direct sunlight, the urine shouldn’t evaporate much at all, limiting ammonia smell.

You know we’ve reached a new low when there’s a subreddit called r/weddingshaming

That first one with all the men wearing black suits just makes me think that Men's fashion is so boring.

As someone who’s getting married in two weeks this is honestly really funny

THE "I WRITE SINS NOT TRAGIDIES" BIT WAS AMAZING OMG???

4:11 For a once in a lifetime offer, watch an angry Australian insult an adorable dog!!!

I've always had the theory that older generations got married much too young, and when they should have been growing into their own people and discovering themselves, they were instead stuck in society's idea of normal at the time, either supporting a wife and kids or stuck at home babysitting and doing chores, and they learned to resent their spouse instead of society. That's why the "HAHAHAHA I hate the person I'm marrying" jokes became common

Why are people like this using animals as clowns to be in their wedding ? It's unnecessary if they're gonna be there.

I used to work in a costuming and novelty shop with a large bachelor/bachelorette section. I could not believe the amount of people that kept asking for the Boomer Humor, weird-ass kidnapping cake toppers. And the ball and chain leg shackle props And the Game Over themed t-shirts ( Men's size shirts only) And other such tacky-but-actually-really-concerning novelties. At least the trashy bachelorette, penis themed everythings were funny. Especially when they were used to troll drunk friends. I remember spending like 45 minutes inflating like a dozen penis-shaped 6 foot long pool floaties, a bunch of penis balloons and a goat blow up doll for a client so he could fill his buddy's car with them. That was a good day.

A true purchasable composting toilet takes one of two approaches to handle waste. One is to flush it with more water to dilute it enough and then send it to non-crop plants (dilute to 10:1 water-urine) or to add it to carbon material (such as wood chips or straw or hay) to allow it to decompose. Provided there's a dry layer of carbon material on top, the smell is kind of trapped in there, until it finishes composting, where it smells of dirt.

The ring that is style as handcuffs, one or both couple could be cops.

14:12 I was baptised around 9 years old despite my family not being religious - they gave me a candle that I was supposed to hold onto and burn on my wedding day. My family obviously didn't care since this is a specifically religious thing (I myself wasn't religious either) and broke, then lost it. For a good few years I was afraid that I LEGALLY would not be allowed to get married because they did this.

Dude, you don't take their panties off, it's a garder belt! It's a little frilly elastic band that keeps their stockings up, but long stockings went out of style a looong time ago, but they capt the garter as tradition.

On the whole cake topper thing I have no idea if I'll ever get married but, I saw an adorable batman and catwoman topper on pinterest in high school and I always liked the idea of it, I love nerdy romantic shit but, beyond that I'm not actually picky. Gimme some cute nerdy bullshit, some flowers I like and catering from Ihop or some shit and we'll be good to fucking go XD

10:06 What a beautiful wedding What a beautiful wedding says the bridesmaid to the racist Oh yes but what a shame What a shame the poor grooms bride is an Elf?

7:57 Super glad that I got my headphones before this moment-

"PANTIES"? Century old tradition - remove "Garter."

16:54 sounds like a webtoon ad 😭😭

Remove panties? Not at any wedding I've ever been at. That's the garter. And that photo may not be the groom removing it from the bride. At many weddings that do the garter dance and the bouquet toss will also toss the garter to the men in attendance and the man who catches the garter puts it on the woman who caught the bouquet.

I mean... I'm more likely to enjoy a wedding if there's a llama there too...

My mom thought I was making up the garter toss when I was talking about this one kind of creepy recreation with children I found in our family photos, she’d never heard of the garter toss before and still doesn’t really believe me and claims they didn’t exist when she got married in the late 80’s.

4:07 Best part of the video, the dog just steals the show for me.

It is a little strange that when it comes to weddings society seems to tell men that it is them giving up their life and freedom, they are never going to be able to so what they did before etc. and for women it‘s a good thing.

9:06 Despite the message being absolutely awful, the cake looks pretty nice. I think this goes in r/ATBGE

5:19 The worst part is, the topping was shown earlier in the video, and the "GAME OVER" is something i've actually seen on a shirt.

My mom walked down the isle to the song Highway to Hell, which is iconic, but it ended up being true becausethey got divorced. My dad officiated the wedding of his homie where the groom and groomsmen walked out to the instrumental version of the song Bad Bitches.

If a "the hunts over" was with a man capturing a woman, everyone would be throwing a fucking fit

1:04 Answering the question time. Despite being rare, Arranged Marriages do still happen.

Ok but for real though, the hand cuff ring would be choice for a bdsm couple.

I'm planning on getting married in two years, and I laugh in pagan, knowing my wedding won't be like those at all.

Finally,someone who feels my despair of weddings (I am afraid of marriage)

I thought the Confederate groomsmen were gonna win for most racist in this vid and then BOOM slave roleplay

At 09:43, the man is holding a sign that says "we (men) will not change" in Hindi.😂

Instead of "we don't wanna be together" toppers how about "we would die together" have the bride and groom locked in combat, with a bunch of nameless grunts (bonus points if the couple have melee weapons, and more if they both are in flashy poses)

3:39 the fact that this is from my country make this even more hilarious for me

At 11:50 I have to agree with Jack. Using a gun is for cowards.

I need more of this subreddit, please.

bro, in a wedding when the groom goes underneath the bride's dress he is not pulling off her panties. he's pulling off her garter, it's just a little bit above her knee

3:59 grief shows in the strangest ways (Joke, why, I don’t understand) 7:33 ok, this actually seems like a neat idea. But A) should get the bride’s approval, it’s a team effort, etcetera, and B) maybe get an alpaca, they’re cuter. 9:00 how empty is your life when you have another man as the theme of your cake, or your wedding, etcetera, like… it’s just sad. 17:20 oh my god, oh my sweet Jesus H. Christ, this is a tone deaf as a kindergarten choir and insensitive as Alex Jones, what the bloody hell

11:36 Swords were also used by Vikings for weddings instead of rings. Edit: 16:15 reads like the description of a Wattpad story.,

Good thing I already achieved introversion and loneliness because before achieving sad marriage and awful parenthood (alongside infidelity), you need first a stable relationship with your partner which I (or we) don't have HOORAY

Not entirely surprising there's that entire range of cake toppers. There's so many people who have an entire personality around hating their wife, after all.

They remove a garter, not panties lmfao

8:56 well most American stereotypes include: •AK-47's •morbid obesity *• F l o r i d a M a n* •Alabama •Ohio, for some reason. •"freedom" •some other stupid thing

They don't remove the panties. Has anyone from EmKay been married or to a wedding lol??? That is a GARTER BELT. It is the item you throw out to the single men (whoever catches it is next to be marred...I mean married lol) where the throw away bouquet is thrown to the single women.

The plantation wedding photos from that shoot get way worse. Like him in handcuffs and her leading him places by the cuffs.

8:35 I thought the husband was the cake for a second-

17:06 What is this Wattpad? Seems like Wattpad

Yep, ain't no way I'm getting married. Partially I don't really want biological kids, and really if I do get married it's probably that I'm lesbian/bisexual and we just adopt a kid.

4:25 Am I the only one who initially read it as "The Hitlers"?

More of this subreddit please!

THIS GUY KNOWS FISH TANKS AVNJ, FTT and Aquarium Co-op better be here

Me: *See's S&M* Also Me: *thinks thoughts that should not be spoken*

2:13 A garter. They remove a garter NOT panties

I remember at a wedding my mom had used my HEADBAND for the Bride’s THIGH GARTER. She gave it back to me but I did not wear it.

Jack thinking that a garter is the panties.

That was actually a fairly good cover of "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"

The "uptown funk" and "dancing queen" thing that was said in the video reminded me of my sisters wedding where both of those songs played

The panic! at the disco reference was too much I'm dying

the "hay" for the urinal is most likely straw, and that is not a bad idea: urine is full of nitrogen compounds, and when the straw decomposes, it'll be _really_ good for plant nutrition!

I am getting married next year and while I absolutely hate those "trapped in my marriage" wedding cake toppers im kind of considering getting one just for me as a joke. Not to put on the actual cake (bc that would be a waste of a beautiful cake) but just for me to have. I think if you don't take them seriously they are very funny. Anyway I love my fiance and I can't wait to call her my wife and be with her forever

Spoiler alert; Zac Efron is _both_ of their hall passes and they're planning one *_hell_* of a wedding night.

"screw 2022 Hitler" he says after putin, but not trump, okay lmaooo that's some bold American exceptionalism right there

My parents actually got married on a Saturday because my dad was student teaching then and they had been together long enough that my mom was pretty adamant about it. It was Princess Bride themed.

0:01 gIrL bAd Boi gUd

3:31 of course it’s in Romania, aka my own bloody country

That cover of I Write Sins was just beautiful, like all of Jack's singing. When's the album dropping? XD

For some reason I read the title as “Weddings haming”

2:15 you think that's what it is? They're not removing the panties, it's the garter belt.

0:25 I have heard of Drunken Cake but *LSD TRIPPING CAKE?!* O_o

I don't ever wanna go to a wedding like that all of the weddings I've been to with the exception of one have been fun. That exception felt like a funeral also I wore all black

@2:15, it's not panties, it's a garter! lol

I never thought I would ever see someone dog shaming a dog by calling them a dog

How dare you assume that the llama is the groom, that llama deserves a great wedding day!

For anyone as confused as me by the post about the woman that thought a guy proposed to her (14:19), here’s what the person who took the screenshot (not OP) said about the comments on Facebook: “Hilariously acting in good faith and telling her she just needed to communicate better with him, and it’s probably a misunderstanding. She had earlier comments that also painted some context about his her family saw him. I think I’m done posting in the FB groups now - I post there and by the time I close one app and open another, an account like this one has bucked my exact screenshot. Then readers lose all the context and details that only the original spotter can provide.” They didn’t get any more context about it.

2:14 what I have never seen that before what the

The plantation pics were actually worse. She had him dressed as a slave in some of them.

0:44 i dont think the long neck is the only problem here...

5:37 get me that without the diamond and in black and it would look sick

I LOST IT AT " sweet home ala - llama " 😭😭😭😭

8:50 this is how you tell you're stupid without telling people you're stupid.

Ok, I HATE the garter toss, but it's not panties my dude haha. It's a garter lol

Mom and stepmom giving the bride away sounds like something out of François Miterrand’s funeral. (Spoiler: The wife and mistress held hands during it)

To be honest, 9:06 seems pretty cool for a cake. Then, again, i dont really plan on marriage.

9:55 f*** pootin.

Okay I- The s&m sign made me thing of Something else-

Clearly emkay owns an airfryer.