Races- A Crap Cover About DnD 

Holy crap...

Now due to the law of equivalent exchange JoCat has to make a cover of “Maw of the King”

This has been a crap guide to covers. You're welcome.

Me: "It's a shame that this is probably an April Fools joke, I would love to hear her cover that song/rap" This video: *ISN'T A HOAX* Me (with tears in my eyes): "There is a god"

Me: "Oh hey, someone did a cover of JoCat's song." Me: "Huh... don't really recognize the artist... she sounds good though." Cami-Cat: *Belts A Line* Me: "Oh! It's the Tiefling Bard!"

"A lot of hate in the lore anyway, it's normal I guess when you're a-" *Danarei pops up* "PANTY SOAKERRRRRRR~~"

Wonderful cover of JoCat’s

"Elves are hard to be charmed." Bards: You underestimate my power!

Cami: "WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I CAN RAP" Also Cami

Never in my life did I think I’d hear Cami say “panty soaker” but here we are

A Cat covering another Cat's song

I love the doodle of Dani that is 100% proud of the fact that she could change someone's sexuality in one conversation

Broooo, I hope someone is sharing this to JoCat. This is fantastic!

"It's normal i guess when you're a panty-soaker" *Danarei Milos appears*

My favorite of Jocat's guides, honestly. AND YOU PULL IT OFF SO WELL

Why do I feel like this would be the PERFECT song to be sung by a changeling bard.

Them subtle callouts on yourself lmao (RIP ur half elf) I love the character you added to this, and you really nailed the whole thing!!!

No one else wants to do this... So here we go. 0:00 Intro - "So you picked your class Hold onto your ass, it's gonna get crass 'Cause race part of the role you can play Some sentient clay, a he, she or they A beast who gets real snarly And regular dude named Charley If homebrew's free, a big talking tree Welcome to A Crap Guide to D&D" 0:20 Aarakocra - "Aarakocra - a big fuckin' bird You got some wings so you can fly And if non-weapon melee is what's preferred They get sharp talons to bitch scratch a guy" 0:28 Aasimar - "Or maybe you're more of an Aasimar Still avian if you lower the bar Angelic people with radiant energy Or darkness if you flap your wings edgily" 0:34 Bugbears - "Bugbears aren't actually bears at all More like beastly orcs and just as tall But oddly sneaky and your arms are long So you're freakin' good at playing basketball" But if going full beast is a little too far You could always do half and decide to be a 0:43 Centaur - "Charging the enemy so they can't readily Get steadily back up while you stomp on them deadily" 0:50 Changeling - "For the sneaky bunch, the changeling is cool You make disguise kits a worthless tool You can change your face to whatever race There's nearly no limit on who you can fool" 0:55 Dragonborn - "Dragonborn - no, not the Skyrim kind Are likely the kid of a bard that'll find Dragons really hot, so now you shoot acid Or whatever other color your parent's preferred ass is" 1:04 Dwarf - "The typical Dwarf with a beautiful beard You work with your hands and are physically sturdy You seem informed about rocks which is weird Try not to obsess or the sesh'll get wordy" 1:10 Elves- "Elves are pompous pricks A dozen flavors to match and mix They live a long time, don't sleep, instead trance And are hard to be charmed, so bards, keep it in your pants" 1:17 Firbolg - "Pick a Firbolg to be a chill-ass cow Most of which have a druidic vow And don't ask how but they can turn Invisible, which is a big concern" 1:23 Genasi - "Genasi - elemental genie bastards One of four elements that they have mastered In some way, lets 'em do cool shit Like water-bend or have a fire breathing armpit" 1:32 Githyank and Githzerai - "Githyanki and githzerai Elves that look like they wanna die All they're about is how they clash Been around fourty years and their lore's still trash" 1:37 Gnome - "Shortstack (stack, stack, stack) - Gnome happy short folk Who are smart and wise and cunning and know how to Crack (crack, crack, crack) into good camouflage Be it sneaking or magic or cool roguish montage" 1:46 Goblin - "Whack (whack, whack, whack) is the goblin Small size, hits hard on your gnoggin' Their nimbleness makes it hard to keep pace They'll hide and bide, quick slide and hit your face" 1:52 Goliath - "Muscles are in, though I have bias So the hottest IMO is Goliaths They're 8 feet tall, have steel for their balls And can shrug off damage like one man riots" 1:59 Half-Elves - "Half-Elves - the mutts and mules of D&D Extra points to spend on two abilities And skills out the ass, it's the best of both races And backstories usually come from stupid places" 2:05 Half-Orc - "Half-Orc - like I said, muscles are in You're a ruthless brute who fights to win Your crits get crits and you can terrify And if you feel like it, you can say no when you die" 2:14 Halfling - "If your luck is nasty, the Halfling is good You re-roll ones and win like you should And you're hard to scare, so go party with a dragon And you can slip through if it's angry off the flagon" 2:20 Human - "Humans get a little bit of everything They lack gimmicks or special flair or any zing But are all around average you know how it is And the perfect pick if you're boring" 2:27 (Song Bridge) "Races, all the races Races, all the races There's plenty to choose from, too many, so come Witness the list of this guide to all of the Races (races), all the races" 2:54 Hobgoblin - "Hobgoblin, they trust in a code Be it God or communism or giant toad They’re a prideful chode, so whenever you fail The more watch you retry means you go beast mode" 3:02 Kenku - "If you're an edgy avian, the Kenku's sneaky Agile and crafty and can easily lie They can mimic voices to be a bit cheeky Too bad they get bullied because they can't fly" 3:09 Kobold - "The Kobold is a mischievous one They hate bright light and there's often more than one And they can trick dumb fools, then steal their jewels But ganging up together can be pretty fun" 3:16 Lizardfolk - "Guess it's the scaly hour 'cause Lizardfolk Have sticks up their ass and can't take a joke They can bite and craft and stay a while underwater And have hard-ass scales to block cannon fodder" 3:23 Loxodon - "Loxodon are straight up elephants Their large size and thick hide make them dense Got trunks to smell and are wise and mostly merry But piss one off and you'll see they're damn scary" 3:30 Fish - "Wanna breath underwater? Locathah is a fish A straight up fish, literally just a fish Your armor starts high and get tons of resistance But stay dry and you die, you're still just a fish" 3:36 Minotaur - "Big beastly bull is the Minotaur Got horns to charge if you run pretty far Make them shit their pants while you're at it Being big and scary is a habit, speaking of" 3:33 Orc - "Orcs, superstitious and strong But also often wrong with a minus 2 to Int That's okay, so to say, you're aggressive and massive Lotta angry parents means they're rarely passive" 3:50 Tabaxi - "Cat girls rejoice, Tabaxi is here Obsessed with stuff and quite the sightseer Fast like a cat, get claws and climb far Tons of coats like leopard and tiger and jaguar" 3:58 Teifling - "Tiefling is a demon with a lot of looks They're horny and hot and often a provoker In the lore anyway, a lot of hate It's normal I guess when you're a panty-soaker" 4:04 Turt- I mean Tortle - "If you wanna be big and reptilian Who's strong and hardy, then Tortle Has a shell that's AC is a million So have fun being a hermit immortal" 4:12 Triton - "Triton is just an aquatic elf Who evolved itself in the continental shelf And you're basically Aquaman, fish can understand you No, they won't do your laundry just 'cause you demand to" 4:19 Verdan - "The Verdan - like a goblin but pretentious Got some mind powers that'd make mystics contentious And a buncha passive shit, what is this, peace hour? Come back and talk to me when you learn real power" 4:25 Yuan-Ti Pureblood - "Yuan-Ti Pureblood - like humans but snakey Never make a date with one, I hear they're flakey Manipulative bunch with magic resistance Don't take their oral offer, no matter their persistence" 4:32 Kalashtar - "A spirit-human mix is the Kalashtar Got a lotta mind shit that's really bizarre Like telepathy, dream protectively Like angels if they couldn't be effectively: 4:39 Wannabe Furry - "The Shifter's like a half-lycanthrope With four different types with exclusive features You can't transform, at least not fully So you'll often look more like a freakish creature" 4:45 Simic Hybrid -"Simic Hybrids are random fusion Of aquatic things like a squid or a crab Gain bonuses depending which ones So have some big pincers for new ways to stab" 4:53 Warforged - "Warforged - robots forged for war Don't have to eat or sleep or breath and what's more Is you're tanky as well, being hard as steel The only downside is you'll never truly feel" 5:00 Vedalken - "Vedalken tells us nobody's perfect Look like Na'vi people without the long neck They get lots of bonuses to smarts, not shocking Good luck ever getting one to stop talking" 5:08 Ending - "And that's the lot and always remember Class-race importance is pretty seldom Use whatever you fancy, make a chubby fighter dancy Now you know how to pick your race, you're welcome" "Races, all the races Races, all the races There's plenty to choose from, too many, so come Witness the list of this guide to all of the Races (races), all the races" 5:43 The Void - "Ẻ̷̡̛̱͈͚̗̤͚͚̳̖͎̘͖͕͔̰̝̻̳̗̮̥̤́͛͋̆͌̀̿͋̒́̏͐́̾͆̕͠͝͠ͅͅͅņ̶̛̰̖̳̭̱̞̱̮̟͕̮͙͎̰̹̬̖̭̯̲̩̫̱̠̗̒̈́̾̔͑͋̐̉͊̈́̓̇́̎̉͋ḑ̴̛̬͇̤̯͎̥̮̭͓͎̦̩͚͍̪̪̜̄̀̎̅͆͛͌͛͒͆̃͌͗͆̂̾͂̎̅̕̕͜͝͝͠ ̷̡͕̰̙̜̮̘͔̖͎̺̠͕̎ͅr̵̢̢̢̧̢̮̟̬̞̤̖͖̳̩͇̪̠͖͖̙͔̼̯̭͓͇͈̹͕̪̓͐̓̉͊̃͊͊͘ͅă̷̠̤̣̖̎̿̓̔̍͗̑̓̀̑̾̄̇̉͛̕̕͝͝'̵̡̛͎̗̖̑̉̉͋̽͋͒̓̃̓̌͒̈̂͒̋͜y̶̭̲̠̺͈̫̺̣̭̺͖͆͛̅͒̄̿̌̈͐͋̊͌̎́̇̉͌̊̚̚̚͜ ̸̢̢̘̮̞̖͉̝̘͚̫̦̯̟͙̤̜͎̤͕̗͕͕̦̙̓̆͋͛̆͑̉͐͒̂̏̎̿͆̓̃͊̚͘͜͝ș̷̛̺̓͊͛̈́̉̀̎̍͌́́̐̈́͊̉̅́̉̏͆̇͘̕͠ă̶̡̧̺̹̻̲̹̗̥͔͎̙͖̖̩̬̜̫̏͜o̸̱̳̩̲̫̙͆̑́̀̉́̓̌̂͆͘o̵̢͓̲͔̙͚̱̦̳̞̦͔̼͙̦͎̻̝͓̻͔̲̭̬̹͒̉̈́̅͆̔̓̈̎͐͂̆̀͜v̷̢̧̖͔͉̜̖͙͎͖̱̬̹͔̩̟̈́́͐́̈́͊̌̿̉̋͑́̿̏́͊̒̽̅͌͊̑̏͆̾̀́̌̚͝͠ͅͅv̶̡̩̮͚̳͈͕͈̟̱̙̼̘̦͙̞̯͙̤̭̀̑̍̅̒̽́͌̏̾͐̆͊̑͌͑͆̃̐̍̕͝͝ȩ̵̧̟̖̩̼̦̯̼͉̙̱̳͕̼̺̝̹͈̬̩͉̤̹̰̄͌͌͑̐́͆̈̋̃̈́̑̀̏́̉͑̄̂͑̚ͅͅ'̷̡̨̛̜̰̣̠̈̊̾̎̾̔̍̆̈́͑̒͑̑͆̀̍̿̋̕͝͝r̸̛̼̂̎̓͌̍͊̎̃͛̐͋́͂͐̃͗̊̓̌̈̕͝͝r̷̡̨̢̧̜̥̬̤͇̱̰̩̦̮͙͖̯̩͖͔͓̮͚̥̹̹̻̟͂͋̓͐̋̒͒͒͐̀̍̅̀̉̓̾͘̕̕͜͠ȩ̷̧͔͍̦̦͇̲͉̝̱̫͉̤̙̩̥̈́́͜ͅȃ̴̲̤̩̬̰̆́̽͛̎̉̂̊͘͝ȩ̸̡͖̝̼̮̥̲̹̙̞̏̈́͗'̵̡̡̫̪̻͔͖̗͖͓̖̰͈͎͙̬͍̫͙̳̲̖͚̻͔̫͗̌͛̋̌̍̉̑̅̽̏̚̕ņ̸͈̼̝̺̼͍̗̝̮͔̗̅̋́͑̍̓̈́́̎̅͋͌̈̿͋̿̕̚͘͝͝v̶̙̮͎͎̻̣̭̝͖̩͚͕͈̋̀̑͑̒͊͑̽̿̈́̔̏̄͊̂̑͛̂́̆̃̕̕͝͠" 0:00 Replay

Praise the Bardic Goddess

This picture of cami-cat just SCREAMS "Are you sure about that?"

Most People: April Fools Day, time for pranks and other shit Cami: April Fools? NAH LET'S MAKE THE BEST COVER EVER XD

"Elves that look like the wanna die" -mood Also that part about backstories coming from stupid places for half elves hurt me.

One of my favorite youtubers: makes song. One of my other favorite youtubers: makes of cover of it. Me: this is the good yes more

"The only downside You'll never truly feel" I see that as an absolute win!

The experienced DM walks into a bar... Hold my dice

I love how Cami’s PCs show up. Favorite is the Tielfing showing up

The cover we didn’t know we needed

So when does Danerai Milos get to meet JoCrap? Seriously though you two should absolutely try to do a collab.

Imagine you start playing DnD and want to inform yourself about the available races and your DM just starts spitting these lines in front of you for 6 minutes straight.

The fact that you only discovered JoCat a week ago is astounding, but the fact that you manage to perfectly cover this song in just two days leaves me speechless.

Having Danni pop out during the tiefling bit was Just great. Best Tiefling Girl xp

This is such a good cover! I love how you put you own spin on it with the different emphasis on special words. Just amazing! Great job!

"elves are hard to be charmed" Cof cof... Someone forgot to tell this to a cursed satyr... He almost took my Drow...

I was wondering when you'd find JoCat

This might take some explaining but I've been working on being less emotionally repressed lately and this is one of those things that make me feel so much. Like I actually teared up a little. It's hard to express how important things like this are to me but, from the bottom of my heart, thank you

The addition of voices to fit each race is damn nice to hear, it adds to much flavor!

god, Cami, I am a relatively new fan, but I can't stop coming back to this song! you have a really pretty voice and i simply love how you can throw in so much difference in ways of talking! you are simply amazing! keep up the great work!

You did not do this. You did not just make one of my favorite joke songs 10x better

Me, New to DND: Write that down! *WRITE THAT DOWN!* Edit: I was new to DND when I first found this song. I decided on the Changeling thanks to this-

Hobgoblin has to be my favourite. Never played it, but there was once someone called Hobnob the knob hobgoblin.

D&D: There is no wrong answer for your race and class. Player: Human Fighter. D&D: There is 1 wrong answer for your race and class.

I didn't even know that I would want a cover of this song until now and I'm glad I know it exists

0:23)) everyone: listening to the lyrics Me: *hears a faint CAWWW in the background* Also me: CAWWWW

"You can say "No"when you die." Yeaaah !

Jo was epic in the way he compiled the song and his version was lit fire. Bud our cami here with her semi southan soul sound just gives some extra spice on the song

I love a crap guide to dnd, I love cami-cat's voice... I can die with no regrets Like

"elves are hard to be charmed, so bards keep it in your pants." Me **designing elf bard** : "no one player should have that kind of power The clock's ticking', I just count the hours Stop tripping', I'm tripping' off the power (never mash up bards and elfs)"

XD oh my god that danarei Milos in the Tiefling section XD she has no regrets about the stereotypes i can see XD

I love how as the song goes on you just keep getting more and more in character

Lol Did not expect this for April Fools Day!

Considering tieflings and tabaxi are my go to non-homebrew, I loved the description. Especially my tiefling (charisma focused) assassin. Got a good portion of those story kills in a bed after all

The snippets of voices you did made it amazing I already loved this song and I was looking through the d&d playlist and found you covering it Thank you

You have such a distinct awesome voice Miss Cami! :D This cover and Maw of The King are so cool mostly because your vocals are so cool! I am a singer as well so I feel very inspired to become better because of you!

Is this a joke? *But it's really good*

yeah.. this is great, cami, you did it again. im going to be listening to this through out the day. possibly only but probably not, still, i'll come back to it often. great cover!

Hey, that's pretty good- It seems to get better as time goes on. Huh. Thank you for this gift of a parody Cami!

oml Cami. This is one of the main reasons, if not THE main reason I got into D&D. Thank you. Thank you so much

And that’s what I’m looking for the combination of two of my favorite people on RU-vid

I feel devious and chaotic energies flowing from this Cami-Cat DM art. *Just my kinds of energy.*

Thanks to this (& Jocat's original) Videoi got inspired to take a real deep look to all the races before picking one to make my character for my first campaign ever! Donny the Purple Monk Tortle thanks you :D

1:11 best accent ever

Seeing not only Jo comment himself, but damn this is great, I am gonna hope for a collab in the future but I will not hold my breath

o you and jocats need to do a colab Edit: HOLT SHIT NO DISLIKES KEEP THIS UP GUYS Edit2: SONOFABITCH

so this is by far my favorite cover cause i love both you and jocat

need more story's on that tiefling, also oh they are that kinda bard.

I continue to say that your covers are just wonderful

How did you only find out about Jocat a week ago, not to mention learn this in a few days?! I love this though, great job

I love the instrumentals in the beginning. They're just so cheerful, like the rest of the song

I clicked on this on accident whilst scrolling through your channel and it made my day

4:45, Ok, that line in the shifter segment was hidden masterfully, since I can't find anyone in the comments who mentioned it xD

This is fun I hope Jocat has seen this. The boy could use a confidence booster. Also liked when your Tiefling made an appearance really like her songs and her design is nice

Maybe you and Jocat could do a collab and make a mashup of the 2 versions. It would be interesting, to say the least

Just wanted to say I loved your work on Delightful Day

A cat covered a ca- oh. Dang, someone beat me there... still rad.

Here because Jocat gave you a shout out. Glad he saw and enjoyed this great cover ^.^

Slowly CamiCat is gonna eventually spiral down (up?) into being associated as a D&D RU-vidr with all her D&D themed music. Same thing happened to JoCat

"A big talking tree" My dnd character Robin: *Intence sweating* Me:*WHOS SWEAT IS THAT YOU CANT SWEAT YOU'RE A TREE*

Yessssss!!!!!!!!!!! I wasn’t even looking for this but HELL YEAHHH!!!!!!!!!!

This started off strong and it just kept giving hot damn. If I weren't already in love with your voice I would be know

Sent by Jocat. They just shared this gleefully. Well done!!

Omfg this is amazing! I love the og but i always felt that Jocats rapping voice was too monotone and didnt convey enough personality. This cover is literally perfect, you manage to convey all the jokes spot on and your voice is amazing!

For crap cover, this is brilliant 😂

I love the sound design you do great at singing jocats song

Can we get *just* that chorus? Holy crap, that was awesome, your voice is AMAZING

Wowzer! Well done! What a great cover! I especially the extra flair you put on some the races to communicate stereotypical personalities for them!

Great cover! You perfektly captured the several races‘ personality imo.

I so want to know more about your dnd group, i want to hear all the stories and see all the adventures, read character bios and learn about that sassy teifling i keep seeing

Listened to this video the other day. And just now played this and the original at the same time. This cover was perfect. Not too fast, nor too slow.

Cami; this cover is freaking brilliant, you channel Jocat so fucking well in this x)

This is just awesome, thanks for doing this it made my day

Cami-Cat and JoCat, with their powers combined become... CatCat...?

I actually can't stop listening to your music

Awesome cover of what is still Jocat’s best Crap Guide.

This was amazing. I knew of JoCat from DanPlan but never checked him out until like 2 weeks ago when I started getting into DnD, now I'm addicted to his crap guides. Thanks for the great cover

When you have max stats on a level 20 bard:

I feel attacked about being called out bring a talking tree,but to my defence she is a fucking bad ass thou being a pyro,which yes all the jokes about her made outta wood but wields fire have been said,her backstory is also so cool

4:04 Wait 1 like... *impossible*

That was probably the best video ever lmao love your work

3:52 "cat girls rejoice" You mean *Shane Dawson rejoice*

I like the voices you do. VERY enjoyable.