Raging MTG Players Making Fools of Themselves 

“Don’t be like anyone in this video.” I don’t know, I kind of want to be like the guy who said “bro, we’re playing the mirror”

I had a guy do this to me face to face. He milled my entire deck and said good game. I had a creature that I could untap then on upkeep have it use its tap ability to deal the remaining damage to them. As soon as he got my final card from my deck he got up and reported him winning. The judge came over to me with the second place prize. I told the judge that the game wasn't even over and that I was going to win. I explained to him how and he called the guy back. The judge had me do my turn and the guy flipped. They gave me the first place prize and the guy started throwing chairs screaming that I bribed the judge and that I was clearly cheating. He got banned and escorted out.

There are two genres of rage: -Your deck is bad you have no skill -Your deck is good you have no skill

I am so disappointed in DeafPigeon there. They never said, "but I'm not crabby though." "At least I'm not shellfish." "That was claw-ful." common man so many options.

This is why I appreciate no chat in arena unless on friends list.

Honestly, one reason I don't play MTGO is because I rage like this too. It's funny because in the moment of raging, it feels good, but once I am not raging I feel really bad

WHAT. This isnt a stream!? 6:45 has got to be the funniest watching the ragers brain melt away as they got angrier. 😂

"You've got crabs" sounds a lot like if the AoL voice became a doctor

I do love reading salty and raging chats, but I think that it would also be awesome to make a compilation of funny messages, wholesome conversations and good sportsmanship acts. Believe it or not, but that actually happens as well on MTGO.

the first convo already golden

Another great video. Saw some melt downs for sure. Keep up the great work and catch ya on the flippity !

I haven’t played in 10+ years and these videos still make me laugh

More MTG personalities need to produce content like this. Excellent work.

ngl "congrats, you got crabs" is pretty funny lol

Ahahah I've beaten ppl who only lost because their deck was designed to face "good decks"

Love you nikachu ❤️ nice to see you back

7:37 baaaahahahahahahahaha "youy weill lose out nowe", but the way you said it was absolutely perfect lmaoooo

God bless a new Nikachu video

What is the site that the Magic duels are on? and does it happen to be able to used to run decks to test them?

hahaha the burn player saying "kys" to the calibrated blast player is literally too perfect lmao i wouldn't change it for anything and i'm not even mad it's so in flavor

That chat log is hilarious lmfao

Tbh this is exactly how my friends and I talk to each other either online or irl at the lgs

Ok. "Congrats. You got crabs" was pretty damn funny

Opponent: "Congrats, you got crabs!" Me: "Congrats, you're now participating in a crab rave!" Proceeds to whip out Noisestorm's "Crab Rave". That segment with that salty opponent getting milled out with Hedron Crab is just *perfect*.

Lol funny stuff. I’m a little uncomfortable with myself in how funny I think this is lol. So good !

Man, i remember years ago watching you play merfolk. Still happy you continue to make content. Subbed

The Thoughtseize bug is a real feelsbad. Also, let's not pretend the guy at 4:24 was wrong. 🤣

I will admit that I really dislike losing to variance lol

I shamefully have been on both sides of that.

My favorite one is when they go: You only won because you got to "insert whatever your deck is supposed to do".

I remember a dude bought cEDH Tymna/Thrasios deck from the owner of our LGS. He ended up getting rick rolled by the table and he was so salty about it. 😂 He was playing against dino tribal, Tasigur, and a Boros soldiers deck.

Hahahaha, I love how one of my classic #mtgosalt made it into this video, that's hilarious! I love MTGO chat so much

This is a funny video. I can't wait for the next video.

That first one is hall of fame level for these videos already

I melted down one day in a league match after losing all games. I asked my opp if it was okay to vent and he let me rage and it helped me to get the frustration off my chest. People forget that they are playing against other people sometimez

Im sure arena is rigged to stop you from winning five matches in a row

Finally experienced the "cant thoughtseize the top of the deck" thing when a Show and Tell player topdecked the THIRD one after i ripped 2 of them. Shouldve just taken the damn omniscience

My favorite top deck moment was. I'm on the draw. They Grief turn 1 taking my Glistener Elf. I draw one off the top and win turn 2 as they didn't have removel.

Damn this was embarrassing.Even more so when you realize MTGO player base is probably majority 30+ year old dudes.

Lol! I love your impression of whiny babies. 🤣🤣🤣 So true.

We need more of these

Checked this out as I wait to see what you do with Tishana's Tidebinder in Modern, Legacy, maybe Historic? I'm trying Historic with main deck Stern Scoldings and testing 4 Wash Away in the SB for support vs Discover 3 until they I hope make a ban on it. Nice vid, it was good for me to face my dark reflections there. I don't usually chat that sorta stuff, but I often think along those salty lines and it isn't how I want to be

Is this video’s sponsor Morton’s Salt?😂

I checked every day for a new video

no schance broke me

TCG players when probability and statistics:

Bet these fools wouldn't act like this in the LGS when they play MTG on paper.

8:47 I would've responded by saying, "You spelled champ wrong."

This video inspired me to play Pokemon Showdown, and I immediately found a salty person crying in the chat about luck etc. Amazing timing!

Magic is a shitty game when you are not getting lucky. Its a well known fact.

Sir. Lol 😆 15 damage do indeed go BRRRRRRRRR

Hope everything is alright , been awhile

I haven't played MTGO but I do play Arena once in a while. My best friend got me into it and we played against each other a few times. He ended up exporting my deck so he could use it against his other friend lol. He warned me of a weird algorithm and I didn't believe him, at first. After winning 3 games, I just quit the game. The weird algorithm- It seems the game gives 2 or 3 lands in an opening hand based on a win/loss ratio. Forfeiting is counted as 'neutral' towards the ratio. After 3 wins, the opening hands start to dwindle or explode on lands. From 2 or 3 to 1 or 2; or 4 or 5. When it dwindles, it doesn't give land draw for 2 or 3 turns. If it explodes, it gives land draw for 2 or 3 turns. Mulligan seems to flip it- started with 1 land? Now you have 5. Started with 5, now you have 1. We may be wrong and that's okay. Would be better if we were wrong. But computer systems don't use 'random' as there is no actual way for them to use 'luck'. It uses ratios and algorithms. Number of lands, win/loss, spells, and dice rolls are all based on ratio; all of that gets put into an algorithm that every player is a part of in MTG Arena (possibly MTGO). For random dice roll generators, exclusively, the ratio is reset. Meaning that rolling a 20 five times in a row, on a 20-sided die, is possible but set into the algorithm. As for the rage, I would put that towards the 'randomly generated cards' before the opponent.

Nothing like milling a player with the crabby bois

love when u swear. more like this from time to time. >w>

Love it 😂

My cousin used to be extremely (probably still is a little bit) salty with mill when our other cousin was milling him. His point was "You just milled X card, that would have been a totally different game if I wasn't milled there." My point is, "Dude, you just used evolving wilds. This game literally changed to a new variance when you did that." Your opponent could have shuffled your deck 1 time, 3 times, 5 times, ect before giving the deck back to you before the game started and you hadn't even drawn a single card yet. Your deck is completely random. Don't get sad that they hit some good things, there is the same chance that the card was second from the bottom.

And this is why Arena has no chat feature, lol.

Hahahah i love fpawlusz. Funny to see him get raged at while playing amulet titan 😂😂😂😂

Wow, this makes me not want to play Magic with strangers.

I once played agains a Karn great creator/Mycosynth Lattice deck. I hated it

Morning nikachu

See, this is my only regret about switching to MTG Arena. I had this sort of thing happen to me a couple of times on MTGO and it always made me laugh. Plus, the opposite is true, you sometimes meet some really nice people and have a pleasant chat as you play. Arena is the more user friendly format for everything except player interaction.

This is why there's no chat on Arena. 😅

Bro, I love the video, it's great, but the dust on your microphone is really distracting :)

I need that +10/+10 hammer for my rafiq voltron deck

GREAT VIDEO!!!! Side note though… At the end when you said something along the lines of, “If you lose, you lose…”, I just wish you followed THAT up with, “ But you LIVE!!! LIVE, to fight another day!!!!”. I know your round eyes don’t know what I’m talking about. If you do, kudos. Whatever that means. Nerd.

LOL love these 😂we need salty gamer culture back to laugh at these gems

Its really funny how salty people get about this game

1:19 fun fact pieGonti is an italian proplayer

Had Nils, Discipline enforcer + Willbreaker and I had most of the board and was gonna swing for the win next turn. Had a player topdeck Homeward Path.....I feel justified in my rage on that one.....

Believe it or not this used to be A LOT worse on MTGO heck I am even responsible for it myself.We even had an open chat room where MTGOmods tried their best to keep order.But man MTGO was a hell of a lot more fun back then before Arena killed it.

and the fact that these salty players are salting against...oh i dunno.... THE BEST PLAYERS ON MTGO makes it that much funnier to me

7:33 when you're so mad you don't care about misspelled words. Lol tbh when I'm salty and misspelling words, I don't even care to fix it because then I just get saltier.

I always lose with grace. I play my brother-in-law and lose almost every game, but I enjoy playing. That being said, I am a terrible winner and will tell him to suck the proverbial it when I win. I believe in balance.

This game can get toxic af online one time I was playing mono-white against a mono-black deck and got called i had white privledge and because of that i had to give him the win lol.

this video is a compilation of me playing. Seriously, 3 Ice-Fang Coatl in 13 cards is very unfair, I've been through something similar in other games.

Bro got wrecked by one of the best hammer time players, I would’ve been honored getting wrecked by Travis!

I 100% tilt very hard even in person, but I don’t think I’ve ever said anything like that or that I’ve ever not shaken my OPs hand afterwards

I havent played casual MTG in about 15 years, competitive in about 19 ... its always the same story with these fools. "YOU GOT LUCKY!" Ya. Its a card game. If both players are good, its not usually the "good play" that wins. Its the lucky player that wins, and/or the player that made the mistake that lost.

I play yugioh(mostly master duel) and going against meta decks all the time i can kinda understand some of the rage

salt rusts robots!

I played against a few different cheaters A drunk guy that blamed you for cheating because he was soooo drunk he wouldn’t pay attention to games A guy who fetches with foreign language shock lands Shuffle stackers who cut your deck and give you only lands or high cost cards I didn’t get frustrated I just went to a different shop for my singles and to play because if your top customers aren’t happy you lose them

I guess some peoples mom's did tell them "If you don't got nothing nice to say, then don't say anything at all." Ya kno, cause it would've helped a lot of these salty ass losers not make themselves look even stupider.

Still none of this is as bad as my opponent raging round 2 at a paper PTQ after he punted and pre-emptively scooped when he had the match locked up as a W.

The only time i ever get salty in a game is if I disconnect just as I'm about to win it has happened so much i lost count, but i never take it out on my opponent, (though i also only play arena so yeah wouldn't be able to. haven't played for a while though, but this applies for all online games). While in MTG i don't take the game super serious, like I play elemental tribal mostly in historic, Even in other games that i do play competitively I always think "yeah my opponent probably has similar unluckiness streaks just like I do" though I would be inclined to say "hey somethings up" if my opponent is getting insane luck, like for example someone's in top deck mode they have 3 risen reefs on field, a panharmonicon, 1 lotus cobra they have 3 mana on field (probably because of land destruction of sorts), and they need like 8 mana to play a card to win the game, so they top deck the 4th risen reef cast it, get 8 triggers, and proceed to top deck 8 lands. so if something is just so outrageously rare i'd probably say "you sure you didn't cheat?"

Thoughtsieze bug in MTGA is real. Out of 15 dailies today, 4 opponents (that I know of) topdecked exact card I stripped them of the previous turn (I was playing Thought Erasure specifically). Not salty - I stopped playing that deck for now though lol I also frequently draw cards that are siezed from me the turn previous. Almost predictably so.

People almost never say anything but GG.

The thought seize dude being mad is so fucking funny. Like my guy, sometimes your opponent is just the main character. Get over it. We've all top decked the god card and won games off it. The deck giveth, and the deck taketh away

This is not the type of content i look for from this channel

Imagine telling D.Elk, arguably the best hammer player, that he is lucky he drew a hammer. Just take the L dawg, be happy it was him.

Perfect video. I’m going to show this to everyone that whines we don’t have a chat system on Arena. Get tossed

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO these dudes are so salty

What's "jfc" lucky ?

These would have been better if you didn’t block there names lol

These videos are hilarious. There's nothing like salty MtG players. I can relate to all their frustrations, but that's just part of the game - we've all been on both sides of luck, skill, etc. But the way their emotions and typing just falls apart kills me.

cant lose to thoughtseize bug if you dont play black, big brain

After watching this we need a good sportsman video!! People who applaud others for going off and getting their combos off.. Not everyone in mtg are douches lol

Haha. In all seriousness, MTGO matches play a bit more unrealistic compared to paper magic with the same exact deck. Randomization and mana curves seem much better digitally than with a real deck. There's something about having to shuffle an actual deck that cannot be replicated digitally.

None of the rages had justified responses, but I do despise milling. It's a trash game mechanic and I want to slap WotC for emphasizing it in its game. "Oh, I have zero cards to draw, guess I lose. Glad I got to play the game." It's so arbitrary and stupid.