Raising The Stakes | Your Mom's House Ep. 705 

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@@chrisscornerx3 Can we _please_ stop using that word incorrectly? 😂

Glad I wasn't the only one who caught it

Tim the crocodile hunter

Stolen valor

He learned from the gaslighting master

He likes to think he's smarter than Tina but he's just as tokd

*YMH > **-DudePerfect-*

He's gonna lose I bet! Enny seems completely delusional about his abilities in general. He doesn't need to shit or drink water! 1 in 8 billion!

I hope he gets a big ole afro like that retro EA sports game.

He won. 😂

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That would be awesome because I've been wanting that one sound bite "you said the R word" they played earlier for the longest time.

I would pay for it

@@ajbarrett8169 I wouldn't cause I'm a fat poor.

This shit should be easy

I hate Apple personally. Always have since the g3 computer with the handle on the back. And their ONE mouse button

It's not an LA thing, it's not having a regular desk job thing.

Nolevo? Levenlo? Never heard of him..

Drives me crazy the common android poor thing. Apple hasn't had the best or most expensive phone for like 10 years now. But my texts won't be blue or green or whatever the hell

@@causeithappens yeah i hate the whole looking down on us for our green text bubbles thing. ive ended friendships over less. fuck those elitists

This would be amazing. A YMH weather segment? Yes please.

Definitely in may

Have him do the promo for the Enny vs. Ryan showdown in the style of a weather forecast

First segment could be golden showers a la “piss on me beat me”

People getting hit by lightning. Horrible or hilarious but.

'and, the rounded snout, usually belongs to the croc,' he immediately forgets everything he just read, lmao

Crocs have knarley teeth!

I'm glad I hadn't confused myself and that it was Tom f-ing up the distinction.

And then got the rounded snout wrong too.... fucking geniuses these two.

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I fell out

haha There've been a few. She also had no idea that a "Panther" is a black Leopard or Jaguar and they still, also have the spots like the rest of the species. To be fair though, I find that most Americans don't know the diff between a turtle and a tortoise, or croc and alligator. They just call every reptile with a shell a turtle. Even though it's walking across arid rocks and desert like terrain with a large humped/rounded shell and clearly has feet for walking and not swimming. Also, every smartphone is called an iPhone 🤦‍♂ The World series of American sports, where America plays America, in some other place in Merica. I wonder why they don't try play sport against other countries? This way Merica always wins 🤠 Shame

​@@juankruger2598 wouldnt say most- alot but definately not most

@@kristiskinner8542 Sorry, to be clear, I should've said most, almost all that one sees on shows and podcasts online. Or articles I've read where they mention a turtle for eg, but then have a pic of a tortoise. Sorry, that's what I meant, as I haven't been to America to meet any in person

​@juankruger2598 😂😂 might wanna close the electronics and go to America and actually meet some people instead of making blind judgements.

@@SketchyAsFunk facts 😂

When he read the description, he said that alligators are darker, then immediately went on to go with crocodiles being darker for the rest of the time.

@@dickwhisker i was wondering if i was crazy or if anyone else caught that

@@FL-Kman yup read the description then immediayely mixed them up

This bugged me so much that he fucked it up for her lol I wanted her to succeed

I knew I was not crazy!!

Bart is kinda funny with it though. It’s entertaining. With Ennie it’s just sad and annoying.

@@clicheguevara5282 agreed Bart was a athlete at one point and has proven why he has confidents.

I totally heard Nicole but could tell what they heard.

Christina wants to fuck her dad, just not be in a relationship with him.

Yeah .... trying to solve unresolved far left daddy issues by spending years pandering to jordan peterson's far right was bound to age bad

@@Mickey_Valentinemaking daddy issues political, only in America

@@imnotbenavery9220 oh not at all .... trust me ... every country with former authoritarian regimes either from left to right to religious regimes , always make for tons of daddy issues like christina's .... in portugal we had lots of fascist dictatorships ... fortunately we didnt had a Jordan Peterson equivalent after fascism fell I dont censor anyone for ressenting Russia Comunist Regime that affected Christina --- the love of my life is lithuanian and her father was assasinated by Putins KGB whe she was 5 ---- myself , in Portugal we had Salazar with a fascist regime where the equivalent of the gulags was so hot instead of cold that forced labour wasnt even possible This to say....... oppressive regimes of all sorts cause trauma in any place of the world and time in history But what we do after it is up to the individual and its not pandering to the extreme opposite that people find balance Christina publicly calling for the far right bigotry of Peterson on a public platform ... thats not how you solve daddy issues ... thats how extremists radicalize equally traumatized people ..... hence my call of alert Now that Andrew Tate is arrested I wouldnt want Christina children in 15 years wondering why their motjer was on a podcast openly pandering to the poster boys of the other extremist ideology that traumatized their mom .................. it is visable already that jordan peterson bigotry causes mass shootings to happen .... A comedy podcast should be entertainment ... not bigotry due to unresolved issues that are resolved in therapy not in public ... all the best

@@Mickey_Valentine unplug man lol

Agreed. He's also his employer. Imagine if your boss put you through rehab and then you asked if they wanted to go out for a drink... Tom was actually pretty nice about it

@@sam_I_may_be I agree 100%

Nadav is a legit degenerate gambler

Lololol can't believe there are people falling for this.

​@@jmh31890 ya ikr. It has to be a bit right? When he first started talking about it way back then im like "oh, this is the new bit uh"

He even went up three octaves and hit that Danny brown note too

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its a Lenovo

The look on Nadav' s face after Tim finally said 'dude we're not talking any action with you..' So defeated.

@@3lectronaut7 i can’t tell if it’s an actual joke or not

It really feels real lol especially the way they talk about meetings

Ennie is an enabler😂

I still have ZERO idea if it's real or a bit cause on nadavs insta it's all pics of him gambling n the captions are "relapsing again" lmao

why do you think Tim pushed her down those stairs?

Her and Bobby Lee should just do a podcast where they talk about what they don't know.

​@@Cyxz666 lol

Colours* . I’m not English, I’m trans American.

​@@Leddy0222 if you were transamerican, then the American spelling would be correct

Facts. 6’1” 140 pound skinny poor here.

I don't even understand how poors can be fat. Like, I can't afford food! 😂

Thank you! 🤌 I started as a fat low-income white. Now I'm a thin low-income white. I gotchu Hoss 💞🤌🤭💞 You too can be a winner. Get on foodstamps and start eating prison type meals. You'll be a fat low-income before you know it!

Of course he's holding a guitar.

@@amyblackwood2259 it’s called government assistance 😂

She's pretending to be the dumb blonde while actually being a dumb blonde. It's like if you take batman's mask off and find out that underneath he looks 100% like the batman mask.

i bet she cant tell gorillas and chimps apart either.. every-things probably a 'monkey'

Tbh, without Tom and his money...I dont know where she would be now.

@@calistafalcontail it's nice of Tom to support his wife's hobbies, like standup

She's a modern medical miracle

Also she used to do a bunch of drugs and seems weirdly proud of it

SNIGGERS - Kristina

South Florida native here, I completely agree lol

Florida Man here - this has been a cakewalk since I was a child. Gators have rounded snouts and high eyes. Crocs have pointed snouts and low eyes. It's infuriating watching dummies not understand this - which I think is why Tommy trolls us with it.

If you look real close, and not move too much, right over there you can see the common Aussie interjecting themselves to feel relevant.

Lol anyone from Florida knows that Tom was wrong when he said crocs have the rounded nose.

Well aren't you special now .. 👍🙄 good for you .. your just soooo cool 😎

That deserves a like

If Tom didn’t find comedy I’m confident he would’ve become a hospice worker for the fun of it.

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Poors are 🤢. Get it together

Fat* poors

Poors disgust me

You're actually hono

Tim was effing with her. Lmao

uh hundred percent

@@mumblez7712 😂😂😂

Classic casual gaslighting just like his momma

Totally!

First it was burp-gate, now this!

With all the hate in the world? 🎵 What the world ....needs now. Is love.... sweet love.

Try the Hi Hitler, it's the best..like hot sauce!

I don't use drive thru's enough, but when I have, I'm almost too nervous to try it out with the jeans, mommies, I love you's - but seeing others do it makes me happy

That’s funny, i found tagging on an ily at the very end a lot easier than finding somewhere to say mommy and jeans. Total opposite over here.

It was the “I didnt know there were three primary colors” for me...without tom and his money, where would she be now.

IKR! Cheetahs basically have black tear lines coming from their eyes. Leopards are so stalky and chunky compared to cheetahs. I would never use spots 😂

That’s the b-hole you dummy.

Lmao excellent catch

Well Tom hasn't been, but their kids have lol. The interior of the uterus is inside the body

@@CaptainDevilSticks no, it’s connect to the outside world via the cervix. The inside of the body isn’t connect to the outside world unless you slice into it

​@@2mis2TL86 Drew has said it is both inside and outside the body because of the cervix.

You will even get grilled like this when you are the victim of a crime, when you call the cops, and on the stand by the lawyer of whoever committed the crime against you, it's insane. The lawyer for the dude that busted into my house with a crowbar was trying to make me look like a piece of shit up on the stand, even though I didn't do anything but report a crime against me.

I think she his becoming a far right poster by not shutting up about jordan peterson far right bigotry

I can’t decide if Tom switched them on purpose 😂. I wish I was Asian tho cuz when I fly I wear a face mask with mint oil on it cuz I can’t afford first class and poor fats stink. Tina would judge the shit out of me.

​@@Mickey_Valentine That's a complete mischaracterization of both Christina P, and Jordan Peterson.

You are an R.

People can change!