Ranboo bakes a cake (1 MILLION Subscriber special) 

"Because I'm a little goblin" he said, standing at the short height of 6 feet & 6 inches.

“We have our cake here, it looks, um-“ “-diseased.”

After almost 3 year's this is still by far my favorite ranboo video

if you would have told me 2 years ago that this man created generation loss, one of the biggest horror streaming event ever and had amazing acting and even orchestrated a beautiful death scene i just. Wouldn't believe you this is not the same man

I feel like Ranboo the entire time could be summed up as: "Yes, but actually no." He kept saying things and then immediately going against what he said.

"We have not ONE, not TWO, not THREE...." * realize that there is only 3 * "We have three "

"it's half icing, half cake, and full abomination." this sentence perfectly describes humanity. how? i have no clue

RANBOO BAKES A CAKE TWO COMES OUT TODAY 2 YEARS LATER

Ranboo: "Not one, not two, not three-" *Looks back where the frosting was* "We have three."

Ranboo: just trying to make a cake His microphone, camera and mental stability: *And I took that personally*

"im a little goblin" smiles in 6'6

i love the part where he goes like" not 1, not 2 ,not 3... WE have 3 icings". The most funniest thing i have ever heard in this video. LITERALLY

Imagine his parents seeing this. "Honey what is our son doing?" "I don't know but it's making mone- HOW THE HELL DID HE FIND THE M&MS?" "HE DID WHAT NOW?"

"WHERE ARE THEY" "Who moved them" "Who moved my children" "Somebody moved" "My M&Ms" "And now im going to start" *"KILLING"* -Ranboo 2021-02-26

who else came here right after watching ranboo bakes a cake 2

It's so cool yet so strange to look back and see ranboo wearing their sunglasses

“I’m making a cake that can kill god” has got to be the most powerful sentence I have ever heard.

Imagine being his parents, walking in on him talking about how chickens can come out of eggs if you throw them 😳

"WHERE ARE THEY who moved them who moved my children? Somebody moved my M&M's and now im going to start killing" always gets me 😂

The rebrand was really cool! Ive decided to come back to watch all the old baking videos and its so cool to see how much they have grown and changed and im so excited for Ranboo baked a cake 2!!! Thank you Ranboo!!!

The true amount of chaos in this video: from declaring a whisk as a “stir stick” to making an icing dish with a side of cake to half of your footage just fucking up. Chef’s kiss.

"A million people decided to press the same button, so now I’m making a cake that can kill god.” why is that sentence so powerful tho

“The next video is coming out next year. Just kidding.” So uh…

I'm currently baking a cake, and decided to follow this video for instructions- I DOESN'T LOOK POISONOUS, DW! Just remember to ADD the eggs... Edit: It was great- THANKS RANBOO, FOR YOUR AMAZING TUTORIAL! /hj

"I need to stop playing Minecraft" Everyone: NO

“we have this tools like um...” *whisk-* “ i shall dub thee a stir stick” me: yeah that’ll work as well

God damn. Over 2 years. This was the first ranboo video i watched, and now the rebrand is today. I'm so fucking proud of you king. It amazes me how far you've come since this. Came out (twice), eye revealed, got rid of the gloves, won mcc, made generation loss, and honestly theres so much more that youve done since then. We love you so much dude, and we are incredibly proud of you

Rewatching this, preparing myself for Ranboo Bakes a Cake 2

“we have not one, not two, not three...” “three tubs of frosting” *CONFUSED NOISES*

“Is this a good idea?” “Probably not.” “Do I care?” “No.”

Just came back from the ranbrand stream a while ago and I only wanted to say that I’m so proud from how much they’ve changed and grown, happy for you ran!

Two years and this is still funny

OKAY BUT HIS VOICE THO- EVERYTHING HE SAYS JUST SOUNDS LIKE HE'S ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING

A enderman holds water, talks about witchcraft, wants to kill god, and talks abouts the sixteen hundreds. Weird, very weird

Who else is here rewatching to watch how much Ranboo grew 🥹

Anyone else re watching this after the part two that just came out?

“Because I’m a little goblin.” Ranboo, that is an understatement, you are huge monster, you flipping 6’6” enderboy.

"There isn't a single bad thing that isn't a powder." Me: **flashbacks to Mexican Dream**

The fact he has a calm voice the whole video

I'm binging all of the baking videos in preparation for tomorrow

"I need to stop playing Minecraft" That hit harder than Mexican Dream.

Am I the only one that liked when he said “Don’t run with scissors... except when you do” idk why I liked that so much but I did

Rewatching this after the new one :)

"Y'know, don't run with scissors, except when ya do-" -Ranboo

“They call me Mr. Steady Hands.” 5 seconds later Almost spills all the oil.

“Don’t run with scissors, except for when you do” - Ranboo 2021

Ah my favorite line 2:51 me and my friends say this line and a ton other lines from ranboo and we instantly know. 😂

Anyone else here right after ranboo bakes a cake 2

Top 5 people Gordon Ramsay is too afraid to have a cooking competition with:

"somebody moved my M&M's and now I'm going to start KILLING" Thats the most relatable sentence to ever exist

Ranboo: Witchcraft is probably everywhere, u know what, thats alright as long as they help us make tastier cakes Also Ranboo: This is not supposed to be a good cake, this is supposed to be a cake that can kill GOD

“Someone moved my candy and now I will start killing” … me and my anger issues

One of the funniest things about Ranboo is that his voice is so expressive that he does not really need facial expressions.

Drugs: *exist* Ranboo: “there’s has not been a single bad thing that is a powder.” *oh wait-*

Ranboo is the type of guy that when the teacher gives him homework and says name the shapes he will REALLY name them actual names instead of their correct names.

"I shall dub thee, the stir stick."

“Not one” “Not two” “Not three” *small wait* “THREE CANS OF FROSTING”

Ranboo: “Not one, Not two, Not three-“ *Realizes there is only 3* “We have three-“

Ranboo: There is not a single powder that is bad Me: coca-

I love going back to watch older videos and just being reminded of my broken humor ..."*slap slap* PAN" and "Fun fact about oil. ......pff oil-"

“I’m gonna make a cake that can kill god” Technoblade: not good enough

Tommy’s mum: don’t make god jokes, you’ll get canceled! Ranboo: Ranboo: :D 🔪

Ranboo:“Now don’t throw these or a chicken will pop out!” Ranboo: “I need to stop playing Minecraft 🤦”

“The call me mister steady Hands”😂

“I’m a _little_ goblin!” How tall are the people in your house if your are _little_ Mr. 6’6 enderboi?

I feel like Ranboo was at the end of making the cake was like: "Start making it, had a mental breakdown half way into it.... von apetit!"

The background music is called Field of Hopes and Dreams by toby fox, incase anyone was wondering

its called a whisk

“I honestly do not know what this is” *throws unknown object* “There it goes!”

"Have not one, not two, not three." "...." "We have three cans of frosting."

yes my favorite cooking chanel

His memeory issues became an issue when he called a whisk a "stir stick"

“Don’t run with scissors except when you do” Those are words I will take with me everywhere

Ranboo is the type of character who is cool but socially isolates himself even though he’s cool

Still watching this 3 years later It’s js too good

i respect that that this man is not afraid to say a quote from spy kids-

“Don’t run with scissors unless you do.”-Ranboo

“Somebody moved my M&Ms and now I’m going to start killing” - Ranboo, 2021

I shall forever call a whisk a stir stick/stirry boy also that powder joke twas funny "WHere are they, who moved them, who moved my children. Somebody moved my m&ms and now im going to start KILLING" yes, very relatable. you move my snacks and you die also "Is this a good idea, probly not. Do i care, no" is my motto for life now

this is the kind of video i always send to my friendgroup that they never watch

ranboo: "cus im a little goblin" me: searches How tall is Ranboo .....so theres a reason why he is callled a real life enderman

I can't wait for this to be randomly put on someone's recommended page five years later

“Some one moved my M&Ms! Now I’m going to start killing” 😂

"There are no bad things that are a powder!" *Awkward pause* "Ok there is one bad thing that is a powd-"

Ranboo: "If you try to hide candy from me.." *" I W I L L F I N D I T . "*

"We have...not one....not two....not three..." *looks around* "we have three cans of frosting!"

Ppl saying whisk to him after 3 years KNOWING, he's not going to respond.

The fact that Ranboo is usually chill and he started getting angry when he noticed someone took his m&ms gave me strong enderman vibes

Ok but this man is quite literally a walking meme

"Is this a good idea? Probably not." "Do I care? No."

He's played too mych minecraft to the point he doesn't know what a whisk is

"There is not one bad thing that is a powder......there is one bad thing that is a powder"

"We have our tools like this..um....*Silence" -Ranboo

" there is not one bad thing that is a powder " not even 5 seconds later " ok there is one bad thing that is a powder "

"They call me mister steady hands" Not a minute later he almost knocks down an oil bottle

dream's biggest flex: i beat minecraft in under 25 minutes technoblade's biggest flex: i won over 1500 games of bedwars in a row Ranboo's biggest flex: not one, not two, not three... we have three cans of frosting

Almost 3 years ago, and this video has 1 million likes. You go, King👌

For some reason I have random dreams where Ranboo just shows up, and we hang out-

“Don’t run with scissors, except when you do” -Ran-boo’s last quote until disaster struck

"Is this a good idea?" "Probably not" "Do I care?" "No" Literally me at EVERYTHING...