Making American Food in a Place That is NOT America 

Legend

That’s about twice every minute

Wooow thx

@@user-fh3gr4jt2q more than

o7 thank you for your service

My grandpa wears Hawaiian shirts, and he's 50

​@@crowe3630 what a cool grandpa then

We watched the video too 😑

Best line ever😂

I could not stop laughing at that line 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Imagine the knifes feelings

It’s better if it is made of plastic

@@angeredfish141 no, it's just more American

I-

True authentic American cheese

I'm from Wisconsin. And I can confidently say that I am having a mental breakdown right now.

😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Murcia

Ikr😂😂

ranboo moment

Me every time be like:

This is any and every Ranboo video.

@@I-defeted-Europe-in-1346 yep-

@@Idk_lol.5 LMAO

It was for him to eat not tubbo

The Americans had 200 years of evolution they don’t feel heat they have grilled to much

@@caspertheghost3803 we have power you cant even imagine

@@caspertheghost3803 Africans: 😏 (i’m african please spare me)

My dad does the same thing. He’s like it’s a waste of dishes lol

he probably has a grill that doesn't conduct heat onto skin, yet does onto food. They exist (google it), Or maybe not.

True

I cried when he didn’t mop up that beef fat with the buns 0/10 not American enough

PERIODT

True😣🖐️

Ikr 😩👌

I understood and didn't understand that at the same time

Why do I see you one almost every video?!

HOLY SHIT YOUVE FIGURED IT OUT,,, COULD THE REASON RANBOO IS SO POWERFUL BE BECAUSE HE IS ALSO FLORIDA MAN

What does this even mean?

Ah like the deep fried Mars Bars we sell in chippies in Scotland

LMFOA

What was even funnier was the fact that he completely startled tubbo in the process 😁

I took that personally as well :( English Demigirl~

exactly

Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment current subs 10053

@@ceegeetee bruh

*Most* not all. -Atheist who thinks the “I-“ has no grammatical reasoning of being there in that sentence at all

lmao

Just like American food is supposed to

sheeeesh 🦭

That's the taste of America food

Wow... Poor burger

Thats American food for you.

I KNOWW, Tubbos little "AH!" Was so cute :D

i was your 1000 like

Time stamp?

@@ocparadise5464 watch the video lol

SUKS SUCKS SUCK OH

I just love how whenever he can't remember the name of something he decides to give it a new name, one no one has ever dared to think about before XD

@Olivia Fraioli we have just given up at this point

But it’s true

He's right though, it often isn't

As an American myself, I agree.

Yes 🧠

Yesh haha lol

Don’t forget: “I really want to add the bag of spaghetti… no”

So its American?

The third tier AMERICAN. I've seen and had before, I was sick for three days after it. Edit: so I leave for not even a full 24 hours and suddenly you guys get these many likes! First off, you guys are crazy. Second, thank you all so much for this. Third, deep fried beef and hotdog I have had before, at the same time but not together. Bleh

that's called being american

pee pee in the maccy chee chee

only americans can understand

Me eather

Yup

same

Same no regrets

Same

Totally yep totally

Me: 👍🤤👍 My siblings: 🚪🏃🏃🏃🏃‍♀️ My mom: 👀 Step dad: 😂👏

He forgot to deep fry it

@@StormCloudLuvid what am I looking at

Germany: 👁️💧👄💧👁️

Finally found the comment

he just reenacted the American revolution

@@bleh883 PLZ...😭✋

@@unkwn_gcha925 am i wrong :)

@@bleh883i’m watching this while i’m procrastinating on my presentation about the American revolution…stop haunting me America 😞

You forgot the dad jokes 😔😔

You gotta love that hair comb

@@Avaiguess ah yes lemma add

Yis

I just spent about 20 minutes looking for this comment for absolutely no reason :D Woo!

Heh nice Micha :) my favorite Ranboo quote is “if the crown fits, wear it” 👑

😮 SKETCH!

It really does, doesn't it Also, me being an American myself, I'm sometimes scared of my family

me reading this: *yall cant do this to me* disclaimer: im not American

@@rat6471 Sameeee

The more an American says “y’all” the more they assert their dominance over other Americans. Trust me, I’m American

AHHHHHH IM AN AMERICAN NOW GOODBYE CANADIANISM

Harry Styles?🤣🤣

That man now owns the house- ._.

At this point it’s just “GET OUT”

Timestamp? From “get out of my kitchen”

@@hetmens8856 13:46 is the start of it, the get out of my kitchen is 10-20 secs after.

Oh so that’s how covid spread

You forgot to add the "WoO!" At the end of the second sentence

(Joke) Ranboo is not drunk! Ranboo: double the cheese, double the disease! Me: nevermind then.

oh well

So ranboo is covid? 👁️👄👁️✋

Well he’s not wrong😆

It’s about the 👌👌vibes👌👌

can confirm as an american

Isn't it the 17th tho-?

“America food essentially isn’t food It’s plastic with flavour”

I hate you

I'm the 69th like

Couldn’t have said it better

@@Callmeperson. Another true American

@@Callmeperson. hi biz|-|

Fr tho

not he wont, he *cant*

Ye

Lmao

+ destroyed his grave with dogburger

Ngl when I read the comment before watching I thought it was turbo saying it to ranboo

This is the Best quote of the year

I feel like i found this way funnier than i was supposed to. Then again its like that for every joke because my humor is broken.

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

That's pretty epic bruh

Not gonna lie i was screaming blacktop at the screen when he was trying to label the parts of the grill

@@jckitkat4499 I could've sworn it was a skillet

agree

yes.

MAYO

@@miskinfamily3089 yes

WHAT ABOUT MAYO THAT SHIT LOOKED SO DRY WHAT ABOUT TOMATOES IR CHOOPED ONIONS ANYTHING

@@ddilfgetterfr Excuse me? Many people like mayonnaise, and here you go insulting it? That fucked up, man..

WAIT IM GETTING A PAPER ok I wrote it down um now what?

@@ghost_shivers5276 *now summon your inner life form that has been trapped in you for so long.*

🗒🖋

@@Crinlask *accidental summons Satan* uh help?

@@ghost_shivers5276 summons a cheese burger 🙂➡️🍔😅

Yeeeeeeeeeeah

🎶he’s just a bit of a fixer upper🎶

We do season our foods dude- '-'

@@Al3xalovesmusic as an American I would like to disprove your statement

My mom is American but the rest of my family is German and like she seasons the food so idk

@@cornflakes8358 as another american, i do season my food

Im glad I'm not the only one who puts chips in their lol

ranboos kitchen now

with the amount of time he's spent trapped in that kitchen, it might as well be his

Pfft tubbo owning something tubbo is a slav he merely supervises

The amount of times tubbo has forced him to stay in the kitchen he has the right to say tha

*Colonisation be like*

lol

same

Ah yes America *sigh* what a wondrous place

Ahh schools America gun

Teachers be using random videos on RU-vid to teach instead teaching. I probably learned more one RU-vid aswell tho

fact

500 likes??

Lol

very true

Woah

How do we know he's not a power ranger

@@tachyontwo we don’t

@@tachyontwo have you ever seen a power ranger and Ranboo in the same room? exactly

@@tachyontwo have you ever seen ranjiggler and a power ranger in the same room

@@cheerio7179 nono he's definitely a power ranger

"I have bones This is my brain bone"

Going max American is just him adding bacon and an egg

@Ems! You forgot the extra 10,000 calories and bucketload of grease

Me an american: is there really a difference other than calories though? It's food, it tastes good, it has high calories, I will eat it

@@tcmmxgo Americans be like “if it’s not poison and it’s edible, I will eat it”

@@shadow_fox773 I beg to differ, poison is **edible** *If you have medics on constant standby or if you have no will to live*

lol 😂

Woo

such an inspirational quote :')

Y E S

_WOO!_

Facts

THE TRUTH FROM THIS MANS MOUTH

578 likes O_o

Fiizy?

yes

Fax

Hi fiizy

Built long

yes.

Yea

yes

Yes

Yep

Both

Facts

both actually 😭

SO TRUEEE

He’s just tall

love this, the back of my avatar says why

“Murican”

Ikr Lol

Multiple times lmao

LMaO 😂

Lol

Ikr LOLLL

i was say something abt that-

ranboo moment

He just kept his hand one it.

@Gabs he did it more than twise

By “baking” weird food 😭✌️

So true

True-

Disappointing God with Ranboo! 3rd edition, *American*

Food that can kill God: American edition

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