Random PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds Bullshittery (part 2) 

I'm waiting for the day when nevil pulls off a perfect British accent and says he bought a new mircophone.

"You up for it Bavon?" *Creates a physical form in order give a satisfying answer*

Bless Nevil, all you can understand from is fuck you and even then it sounds like "fug yew".

The fact that Nevil has kept playing with them all this time astounds me.

"AIR DROP" "FUCK YOU" -most legible conversation between Nevil and Soviet I've ever heard

How Cyanide translates for Nevil *SO* dang well is a mystery.

The wait was purely because of Soviet's editing for the CSI intro.

9:44- Shout out to Bavon for phasing into reality at the exact moment Womble wanted to play PUBG with him, very good timing on his part.

9:41 “You up for it Bavon?” Bavon: “Yᒷᓭ, i ∴𝙹⚍ꖎ↸ ꖎ𝙹⍊ᒷꖎ↸ ꖎ𝙹⍊ᒷ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ⊣𝙹 !¡ꖎᔑ||ꖎ↸ ꖎ𝙹⍊ᒷ𝙹 ⊣𝙹 !¡ꖎᔑ||ꖎ↸ ꖎ𝙹⍊ᒷ” “I think that means yes...” “Once he’s phased into being...”

"You up for it, Bavon?" **incomprehensible eldritch speech** "I think that means yes."

"You up for it Bavon?" *Ethereal screams of the damned* "I think that means yes"

7:30 “I need heyyuhahp!” He sounded so sad and desperate...

Soviet is legit the only RU-vidr on the whole platform where i can seriously laugh the shit out of me on each video.

"A i r - D r o p" "F u c k Y o u" I fuckin lost it

No wonder this video took so long to come out, that CSI edit was amazing.

I love how the only thing Nevil can pronounce properly is "Fuck You", presumably thanks to extensive experience saying those words to ZF.

How to speak like Nevil: 1) Put 5 or 6 large marshmallows in your mouth. 2) Try to imitate the speech in The Sims games.

I 200% lost my shit at the CSI bit, send help

Nevil is so funny. He can’t speak any language and makes the strangest sounds. I love that he isn’t even called nevil as well.

The buk-buk

I love how CSI: Battlegrounds has Cyanide's super hot girlfriend, but does not have Cyanide on it. Womble, you sneaky bastard. :)

10:10 The only time ZF is in sync is when they are planning to kill one another.

Neville trying to invent a new language... seems to be going pretty damn well.

5:55 yeah, now we know why it took 2 months

10:09 no one going to talk about this absolute perfectly timed piece of comedy

9:18 I love how he immediately stands up and throws a grenade to where she's floating.

"Bavon you up for it?" *Ancient lovecraftian screaming* "That means yes"

7:24 My god i cant handle Nevil's "i need help" noises. lost it

He triangulated that guy's actions very nicely 👍

I think I know why Soviet takes so long to make videos, he’s trying to decipher Nevil’s words

Soviet, every hour you use for editing is worth it!

Nevils english is getting... better?

We need a Nevil to English Translator.

"You massive over-editor!" Yep and we love him for that, but honestly this CSI scene was witchcraft, simply awesome! I still want a video about it and about the CS:GO sitcom!

9:43 Bavon using the power of the physical universe to communicate with everyone and phase into being

I'm not sure Bavon phasing into being will ever not be funny.

Good afternoon folks. Apologies, I know it's been a while. Quick timeline: - *September 8th* - Last bullshittery in the form of Random Golf It Bullshittery. - *September 8th* to *October 2nd* - Spent 3 weeks dabbling with a side-project in the form of a video-essay I've been wanting to make about DayZ. I've superficially organised the one video into about 10 chapters and have drafts for about 9 of them. But truth be told they're all a bit slap-dash and need a lot of rework. On the next session I'll try to complete part 10 and then sit down and start cutting/polishing until what's there is good enough for presentation. But as always, it's really a question of finding the time. - *October 2nd* - *November 3rd* - Spent 5 weeks working on this bullshittery, which took about a week and a half longer than expected due to experimenting with new techniques in the form of chroma keying (green-screening). This is just one of many things I'm trying to learn as I continue to better my editing abilities. Not to be used in every video of course. But it's just nice to have in the skillset. Please let me know what you think. - *November 6th - Next project:* Not quite sure yet. Taking a breather for the weekend. And then I'll have a think. Hope you're all well by the way.

Womble only made the CSI bit to cover up the fact he had the drop on the guy is still didn’t manage to get the kill.

Nevil screaming is the best

"You up for it Bavon?" *begin intergalactic phasing process*

I love how Nevil can't speak english but he can curse perfectly fine XD

That synchronised “by his what?” Was the funniest thing to me and I have no idea why

Nevil can only speak PERFECT English when he is in danger

Has Nevil just accepted his new name at this point?

I love "Nevil" , but i ADORE his "I NEED HELP D:" , it was adorable.

7:32 that "I need help" breaks my heart...

"i wonder why did it take so long for him this time" *CSI Soundtrack start* Oooh...

8:19 *O M G H E ' S P U L L E D A D O O B L Y D O O*

"You up for it Bavon?" *Goes into the space-time continuum *

"You up for it, Bavon?" *entering 23rd dimension* "I think that means yes."

that CSI segment is why this took forever to come out, isn't it?

Respect the editing and work that went into this!!,

The military should hire Nevil to pass on secret messages, even if the enemy heard him they wouldn't be able to decipher the message

2:26 Soviet: so how you guys been this week? Player: *didn't answer Soviet's question *[?] Soviet womble will remember that.* Soviet: good talk, lets do it again sometimes... *[?] **_Your relationship with Soviet womble has changed._*

Nevil pronounces "Fuck you" better than anything else he says, well done 👏

"YOU MASSIVE OVER-EDITOR". No, he's not! It only took 2 weeks...

*_Nevil...who died as he lived...INCOMPREHENSIBLE_*

2:50 There was a little mistake there... D I D Y O U S P O T I T ?

Nevil is a hidden gem honestly that should be fully explored

Cyanide=Nevil's translator

10/10 triangulation

When Nevil say the "buk buk", I just imagine him holding a dead chicken

7:28 when Nevil screams "I need help" is still the funniest moment in a Soviet video imo.

Holy shit this one was golden! And by god Nevil is hilarious to listen too, but that moment at 9:42 had me laughing for the rest of the video! - I do in fact very much right now need another video..

"bavon you up for it?" *The universe simultaneously speaks to Womble and friends in the physical form of Bavon*

“...there was a little mistake there” *”Did you spot it?”*

I've changed my comment so that the replies make no sense

I wish i can speak like nevil

HolyNevil: Are you reidy? 7:20 - He got shocghun -phuk -Run -RUN -RHAN Soviet: Good luck Nevil I bieleve in you. -I NEID HALP XD

*I wish these videos weren't so difficult, or more tedious I should say, to edit because I want one like every week!! I can't get enough!!*

I love how fast you and Nevil, or Edberg, not fully sure, aimed at cyanide's head in the boat, and Nevil's pure silence makes it better

Cant wait for the next video in 2019!

That bit with bavon "phasing into being" was absolutely hillarious. I'm laughing more each time i watch that bit

I wouldn’t be surprised if Nevil didn’t have a fucking jaw

So nevil can speak better english if he's scared

9:43 Shout out to Bavon for becoming Human.

"Air drop." "Aero." "AIR! DROP!" "FUCK! YOU!" Nevil is a treasure.

I love how you guys still call him Nevil.

"You up for it Bavon?" *proceeds to reach [Over Heaven]* "I think that means yes"

Womble, you’ve been playing these games and making these videos for _years,_ yet somehow you _still_ don’t understand how grenades work.

I cried with laughter at the way Nevil said “I need HEEEEEEELP”

womble is love. womble is life

"something something" The Aero! ...The aero?? ".. the buk buk" God i'm in tears

The way Nevil yells “I need help” cracks me up every single time

_We are gathered here today..._

I love how they said his name was "HolyNEvil" and made a big deal out of it and hes just accepted the name Nevil xD

7:28 nevil screams I need help!! 🤣🤣😂😂

Let ot be recorded in history the only time womble has understood nevil was in this video at 7:25. "HES GOT A SHOTGUN"

We are here today to mourn SovietWomble's Broken shotgun aim

What is this? A Womble video? What year is this? So many questions...

*AERO INTENSIFIES*

5:29 is some good detective skill there agent womble.👌

HOW AM I A WEEK LATE OH MY G O D

9:44 This man meditated too much

2:49 Any handheld grenade or explosive is always a danger if it's in Soviets hands.

"You up for it, Bavon?" *- Minecraft Enchanting Table Language -* "I think that means yes"

9:44 Bavon has logged in (and phased in existence)

8:16 OH MY GOD HES PULLED A DOOBLY DOO

Funny how I decided ~1 hour ago to turn on notifications for SW (which I never do), and then this video pops up.. THIS IS A SIGN FROM THE GODS OF ENTERTAINMENT!!!!!!!!!

4:55 such an adorable wholesome moment of Soviet spoiling his cutiepatootie