Randomly Hilarious Memes About Anything and Everything 

Yes, I write down the tiniest things like 'combed my hair' to make it seem more.

I make strips of paper and write a single item at the top. Then when that item is done, I am done with that entire list.

I do the same … if it’s not on my ‘to do’ list & I do it … I write it down so I can cross it off … 🤷🏼‍♀️

Yep. It was so good to find out other people do this. One of the big benefits of the internet is finding out that if I'm weird I at least have a tribe

Packages show up here and I ask my wife what she bought and she always says “I don’t remember.” Then we get to both be surprised when she opens it.

White peonies?

@@Shelleysnail Looks like you are right! More like "peonies that have not yet bloomed and resemble garlic"

Mine is “Young Crippling Anxiety”.

Or eat wabbits and boids.

The ghetto be takin' over English. It be a dam shame an' shi'.

I don't think that's the subjunctive. I think it's dialect, perhaps AAVE, or perhaps just meme-speak.

Because bad grammar has become the norm.

@@d.l.l.6578 Your sentence is an incomplete sentence.

@@Unknown17 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

But she's still right - we have to hide from the heat.

Nah, she probably lives in a subtropical climate with insane humidity that lasts 9 months of the year, like I do. I feel her pain.

Where I live, summer is absolutely the worst season --- and cooling in the summer is WAY more expensive than winter heating, even when you are just setting the thermostat to a modest 80° --- when you turn it on at all. It is currently 86° inside my house, according to the thermo that is NOT located in the hottest room in the house. We won't be turning AC back on until bed time, because it helps my kids actually go the eff to sleep. ....and even with that minimal, modest use of AC, in June when summer is just starting to ramp up, it will still be more than what we pay for heating in January, when it gets actually, legitimately cold for one week, and then goes back to being Texas.