Randy Couture Divorce Attorney - The 2009 World MMA Awards! 

best line ever - Did you catch your wife.... IN A FULL MOUNT WITH AN UNSENTAIL OPPONENT? LMAO fucking funny as hell

They should have added: "I'm not only a partner, I'm our biggest client!" to the end.

I LOVE the fact that he is cool enough to poke a little fun at himself...lol

Randy is actually a very good actor.

This makes up for the Brandon Vera fight :)

Randy spazzing out at 0:34 made my year. We're off to a good start.

This is the best acting I've seen from him.

How would I watch this when it comes on I have Direct tv and verses is not on there will it be on the internet somewhere ?

"punch your ex in the face" hahaha

Why is Ashton posting this in his tweeter? Is this a message to Demi?

This is hilarious, cant believe Randy did this.

Randy Couture vs Lyoto Machida @ UFC 129, do you think Captain America has the tools or do you think Machida karate will be too much for the 48 year old 5 time champion

@Talis29 mhm. oh hey, as a joke, how quickly would randy finish ken shamerock?!

@mouaaz911 It's called cauliflower... it happens a lot to wrestlers and grabblers and jui jitsu guys who bang heads and ears a lot... after a while the cartiledge in the ear does that... after years and years of repeating damage, it looks really bad... And it's painful as hell when it happens for a few days to a week or more... In japan it's a proud sign of being a warrior!

as he is fliping the pages of that book... he must be feeling like wow it's been a while since i've done this

They did a Junie Browing one too, a self-help disk set. This one is way better though!

@rpaul247 You know i noticed something with his left ear but i couldn't say anything because this is disrespectfull for a Legend in MMA , BUT if someone know about this injury could tell us how it happens ? and sorry for my English

@gopherz yea he had a divorce from kim but idk that it got messy. i know it was difficult for him, as he blames some of his losses to dealing with the divorce and and not being able to prepare mentally

Has your better half gone up 3 weight classes? RANDY IS T3H MAAAAAAAYYYYNNNNN!!!!

Randy is the man!

This video is hilarious. Randy is the man

@RicksonByArmbar Someone doesn't understand the point of the video.

Some of them do, but to them its like a badge of honor. Never start shit with a guy who was that on his ear...

Hey Ashton is this a subliminal? you want him to punch Demi?

I want to hire Randy Couture if i have a Divorce

Ахренеть 2020 год,прошло 10 лет....есть тут еще кто из 2020?))

This is still funny in 2023!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH His faces are sooooooofu king funny!!!!!!!!!! Love it!

GO Randy!!!!

This is awesome

Delightful.

AWESOME

Has your better half gone up three wight classes.lmao

So whats the number??

He looks a lot like Patrick KilPatrick. Never thought of that before.

Did you catch your wife in the full mount with an unsanctioned opponent? HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHH. I can't believe he did this gig. He's nuts.

maybe because ashton is a huge mma fan?

the guy singing sounds like the south park guy.

that shit is epic, awesome couture

Diamonds aren't actually forever because they spontaneously turn into graphite...well it takes hundreds, if not thousands of years.

BEST VIDEO EVER!

Man do I really like Randy Couture but you would think more fighters would get their cauliflower ears repaired.

@Daysiecutter I want to get married, and then have a divorce just so that I can hire Randy Couture

This is Awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!

This shit is kinda ironic seeing as how he divorced Kim a short time prior to the award show. That being his third divorce. lol

awesome

I love Randy... No Homo.

love this

he's been divorced three times, he's part of the reason the marriages failed.

Randy Couture Vs. Judge Judy...call the bookies!!!

Has your "better" half gone up 3 weight classes........LMAO

This was funny. The Junie Browning Life Coach one was good too.

I'n no Couture fan, but I admit, this is pretty damn funny!

Customer loyalty😂😂😂

Couture is such an awesome guy... for guys who don't get this... you need to watch some UFC! ;D

What the f*(% did I just watch? haha.

This is fuckin GOLD hahahaha

its just ashame randy never went head to head with Heath 'the texas crazyhorse' Herring....i think itd be a good fight but id have to give the W to Herring....

He should use his own services considering he's been divorced, what, 3 times?

0:10 is epic

LMAO -great video

5 stars

LMFAO We love u Randy

Wow! That was really FUNNY!!!

haha Randy is the best!

@ZachMac209 thats right ;)

It's funny because hes using MMA terms

Agreed.

that's funny, mostly because he's been married like four times

gone up 3 weight classes...lol...i actually seen someone do that....

id hire him any day xD

This is so funny lol

A diamond is forever but she might not be..

LOL awesome

That's pretty funny 😂

these things are too funny xD

maybe he can file a divorce from his wrestling when coleman beats the shit out of him

@CEMJUDOTV coleman can take alot of punishment and randy dont got ko power

gone up three weight classes? hahahahahaha

LMAO Does he do breakup?! lol

Didn't Randy have a pretty mess divorce himself?

he is not bad at comedy

lol, this is pretty good

GOLD :)

Hahaha yeah, this is so funny

ahhfahhahahah the man :)

full mount! hahaha

Too funny hahaha

He would know wouldn't he...

hahhaaaahaa.its so funny.i didnt know that randy couture is a good actor aswell.

@DudeHuge as if he could do any other kind of acting?

FTW!

Lol, awesome.

Ahem, MMA.

lol

Ahaha so much funny !

LOL

Does God hate jokes too?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOL!