Rango Without Context 

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0:32 lines up perfectly: "Alright which one of you fellers needs a checkup?" "Yes I am gravely ill" "And when is he going to die?" "Soon compadre,soon..." Dies

1:21 Animal: gets crushed to death Everyone: *hysterical laughing*

Jokes aside, this movie was pretty great to watch.

1:50 "Alright sheriff make your move" "And if you desire romance" *Frightened whimper*

1:42 my FBI agent be like

Rango: WHERE'S MY TIC TACS?! Squirrel: *Nerviously laughs while trying to hide tic tacs from his mouth*

Rattle Snake Jake: ''Alright Sherif, make your move!!' Rango: _'' Well, if you desire romance~''_ Rattle Snake Jake: *''WaaAah!?!''*

The story begins with Rango daydreaming about being a beautiful woman... Until he is snapped out of his daydream at the sudden realization that he’s missing his tik-tacs. He hunts the culprit down and discovers the banker ate the last of Rango’s missing tik-tacs. The banker taunts Rango with a harrowing laugh, moments after he slips and suffers a concussion. The town holds a funeral for the fallen banker, Rango regrets not forgiving the banker for his crime, to where he is haunted forever.

1:28 “Where are your friends now, amigo?” “:0 ... :/“

Jake: Alright Sheriff, make your move. Rango: *(SEXUALLY HARASSES JAKE)* Jake: *(COWARDS DOWN IN FEAR)*

Disney: "It's hard to make realistic looking animals have facial expressions." This movie, in the early 2010's:

1:33 "Are those real *SMACK* "Awkward"

*The best animated film of all time*

0:37-0:42 Mariachi Owl Player: _"When is he going to die?"_ Lead Mariachi Owl: _"Soon Compadre."_ *Hawk soon gets killed by a Water Tower*

0:53 **Acts all intimidating** Few seconds later... 0:54 *Y E E T*

Death Count: Mr. Merrimack: Tripped over golf balls and fatally hit the floor Turkey: Thrown through a glass window Gravely Ill Beatle: Dies from being gravely ill Hawk: Crushed by a water tower Wounded Bird: Shot by Rattlesnake Jake Random golfer: Fatally hit in the head by a golf club Random bad guy: Crushed by a giant rock Tortoise John: Dragged to Brazil by Rattlesnake Jake Random old lady: Fatally punched in the face by Rango Toad: Snatched away by another, unrelated hawk

The name is Raa..

“Where are your friends now amigo?” Owls: 😞 1:28

1:40 "Know that I'll be watching you, sometimes at inappropriate moments!" God, I love this movie

1:14 -"Mommie's mangos" -"... what?" Shrugs* -it's a metaphor" 👀👀👀

0:06 Rango: Where's my tic tacs? Guy: laughs at him Also guy: Slips and Dies from Karma

0:52 Snake: *acts* *menacing* Also snake:gets thrown up to the sky knowing he will go to brazil

1:50 "Alright sheriff, make your move." "If you desire romance..." *frightened gasp*

1:22 Some guy: **gets flattened by big rocks** Everyone: **laughs loudly**

0:57 “No stop it, really, well, if you must, haha.” “What’s going on sherif?” “It’s a metaphor.”

0:06 "WOAH! Where's my tic-tacs?" *Laughs and stutters* *Y O T E*

Rango: Throws cactus juice on animal. Animal: You activated super saiyan

1:14 That fits so well Perfectly "Mommy's mango's" "What?" "Its a metaphor"

I can’t comprehend how this was made by Nickelodeon, it’s well acted, well written, gorgeous visually, it makes zero sense how they could’ve even been a mile near the project and it turn out a fraction as good as it did, let alone be directly involved

Hate to be that person but, CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT HOW INCREDIBLE JAKE'S DESIGN IS?! PLEASE!? HE IS LITERALLY ONE OF THE MOST INTIMIDATING ANIMATED VILLIANS OF ALL TIME AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE MY MIND!!! (the movie itself is pretty awesome and deep as well and that "Tic Tac" scene will always have me on the floor laughing.)

1:51 rattlesnake jake: alright sheriff make yo move! Rango: dances naked. Rattlesnake jake: *Schizophrenia*

1:04 gosh this scene got me everytime

“All right Sheriff, make your move.” *and if you desire romance~* “AA-“

1:30 damn bro you got the whole entire squad laughing now

0:06 Rango: *Pulls out guns* WHERE ARE MY TIC TACS Mr Merrimack: *Laughs nervously with some tic tacs inside his mouth*

"Alright sheriff, make your move" Rango: * makes his move * Jake; *instant regret intensifys*

“Alright, which one of you fellers needs a checkup?” “Yes, I am gravely ill.”

0:11-0:18 top ten saddest death

" When is he going to die? " " Soon compadre " *bird dies*

1:14 "Mommy's mangoes" "What?" "... it's a metaphor."

"Alright sheriff. Make your move." "And if you desire romance.~" **fear**

Rango: Wants a latte. Toad: Cactus juice it’s what we have.

I love that most Johnny Depp movies are about how he's a screw up but he still gets away with everything, but in this one his character doesn't get away with it and actually learns his lesson.

1:50 Snake: Alright Sheriff, make your move. Rango: * Dances * Snake: * Gets scared *

"Alright Sheriff, make your move." *Rango dances naked as Jake cowers in fear*

1:23 animal gets killed. Everyone laughing. Me: You guys are sadistic

"Know that I will always be watching you! Sometimes at inappropriate moments." *reveals speedo* *gazes lustrously*

Rango: Says it's a metaphor. BoRhap fans: That's illegal.

Rango: You can take it any way you like. *Proceeds to kill a man using only gravity and a golfclub*

This was genuinely one of the best animated moves of the 2010s

Rango: "woah! Where my tic tacs?!" Mayor: **eating tic tacs** Also mayor: **fall to the ground, dies**

Rango is quite literally my favorite movie of all time and this shows why.

“I will let you kiss my sister!” “Mommy mangoes” ... ...

1:22 I’m dying by how good timed this is

Whats going on Sheriff? Rango: Its a metaphore *Proceeds to kill every character in the movie*

- Mammy's Mangoes - What? - Is a Metaphore.

"I will be watching you all! Sometimes in inappropriate times" "Sees Mostly Naked People" *INHALE*

0:47 I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky.

-When is he going to die? -Soon compadre. * DIES *

0:37 libs when trump has covid (2022): everyone seeing Biden like:

Rango: Dates a girl. Bird: What’s going on Sheriff? Me: You are nosey, that’s what’s going on.Mind your own business.

0:45 Rango: “wEee” Snake: so, you have chosen, *death*

"Mommy's mangoes" "What?" "It's a metaphor" *Rango dies*

Title: Rango without context Thumbnail: Rango without sanity

1:37 "names.........r-"

Rango: flies Rattlesnake Jake: you have forfeited your life privileges

Rango is a master piece you can tell this movie was ahead of its time.

Ain’t no one going to tango with the Rango

0:52 Jake: *menacingly appears* Also Jake: gets blasted off again!

“When is it going to die?” “Soon compadre” *2 seconds later*

1:21 *Gets crushed to death* Next Scene: Got the whole squad laughing

0:06 Rango: Whoa where's my tic tacs 0:08 Squirrel: (Laughs) while eating tic tacs 0:10 Then gets owned by tripping on golf balls

1:50 Alright sheriff, make your move Rango: *Makes a move* and if you desire romance...

“Thesbian, but that’s illegal in 7 states” this was my favorite part and I have never laughed that hard to a video ever

Unironically though Rango is amazing, can we all agree?

"thespians?? that's illegal in seven states!" i love how this joke completely went over my head as a kid--

1:57 PUNCH & 😂😂😂😂😂

Lines that fit perfectly: 0:32 "Alright wich one of you fellers needs a check up?" *"Yes, im gravely ill!"* "When is he going to die? "Soon compadre, soon..." **dies** 1:50 "Alright sheriff Make your move" "And If you desire romance!" **Frightned Whimper** **Punch** "HAAAHHAHAHAHAHA"

Seriously one of the best animated movies. "Where are your friends now, amigo?"

Frog: You son of a Me: The frog almost cursed in a kids movie

ah, my favorite movie ever

"When is it going to die? Soon, compadre" *DIES*

No one: Sokka in the desert: 0:27

1:22 some guy :dies: Everyone: This is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life

Fun fact: they actually did the audio in live action, with mics and everything

Rango had some really deep themes that we as kids just didn’t understand Like how is this a kids movie this could’ve been written by Shakespeare

Inappropriate moments. Cat shows up with a Speedo

Rango is just one of those movies you randomly remember one day.

Rango: "ALL RIGHT WHICH ONE OF YOU TOOK MY TIC-TACS?" _laughs frantically_ *gets flipped* *_dies_* Rango: "You have the right to remain silent, speak now or forever hold your peace. Amen."

1:25 “STRAIGHT DOWN TO HELL” *Shows Las Vegas* Accurate

1:06 ok but the mayor turning around without even turning his head is the funniest part of this whole video

Lines up perfectly haha "Where's my tic tacs!?" *Sweats nervously next scene*

Nobody: When a commercial cuts in front of another 1:41

Doctor: *Alright, which one of you fellers needs a checkup?* Cockroach: *Yes, I’m gravely ill*

Snake: *Introduces himself* Snake: *IMMEDIATE DEATH*

Rango: Are those real? Mannequin: You perv

I requested this so many times. I’m so glad it’s finally here.

Anytime this movie gets any kind of exposure it makes me happy

This movie taught us characters don’t have to look cute to make the movie good