Considering the stores are out of everything during this virus scare, this song carries a LOT of relevance today! XD I will make a cartoon drawing of this idea late today.
In theory it shouldn't work using American voice actors for such an English source, yet there's a richness and idiosyncracy in the actors/voices chosen that ties in very well.
We don't have any pate de foie gras Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! And there isn't any salted sturgeon roe Eat caviar? Ho ho ho! No beurre with which to butter our baguettes Not to mention lacking the baguettes No after-dinner mints No apple pie, no quince Oh, quince! We don't have any pate de foie gras We don't have any Orange Pekoe tea Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee! How about a spoon of bubblin' Irish stew? Don't have that too Boo hoo hoo! No pheasant under glass, no curried lamb And there's no champagne, how dry I am How dry I am! No fricassee de veau No '61 Bordeaux No '61 Bordeaux? We don't have any pate de foie gras I'll bet there's no more bubble, no more squeak No more squeak? I'll take a peek I'll eat anything except an anchovy Limburger cheese? Ha ha ha ha! Oui, oui, oui! I'd settle for domestic camembert We've a non-existent bill of fare! No omelet souffles No frozen Milky Ways No frozen Milky Ways? We don't have any pate de foie gras We don't have any pate de foie gras!
