Ranking every breakfast in history (Tier List) 

You piece.

I laughed very, very hard at that part. There was something relatable about it that brought me back to being at the hospital when my daughter was being born.

He's 100% not wrong about anything to do with muffins 🤣

A muffin killed his whole lineage and you just call it your favorite banter. Im gonna become the jojer

@@coledorillo6685 this fool said the word wrong

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This

You'd rather eat rocks

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Just finished it and I'm shocked but I don't remember him mentioning them even once!

@@junglerat7247 he's in the pocket of Big Juice

@@davidb4935 But he works in the marketing department of Big Egg.

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i love NL and i love this comment

In a savory dish a lot of people will agree with him. Adding reds to a very savory dish will often be too sweat. A salad works.

@@nihlify perfect way to put it

I currently live in the south and everyone here goes NUTS for greens in gumbo- they say red makes it far too sweet. I also once knew a guy who would just eat green bell peppers like an apple as a snack every day.

Maize is the candy equivalent to me. Put that on anything and you've basically made it a dessert.

red peppers are not any sweeter than like, a carrot. and green peppers are just way to bitter to eat them in any size bigger than so microscopic i dont even know they're in there.

Evaluating by flavour is boring. Just sort by sugar content and be done with it.

So fired up got him comparing breakfast foods to needle drugs.... lol, loved that line

Yea

The duality of man.

The millennial experience

You do healthy things to allow yourself to be heinously gluttonous every so often without causing much damage. That's the way to maximise lifetime pleasure.

He dislikes milk, eggs, spinach and walnuts. I'm not convinced he's human to begin with.

@@Arnavion Alien Egg confirmed. A face hugger is going to burst right out of that dome piece.

Well it’s cannibalism for him.

Finally someone who agrees with my dislike of eggs. Honestly, he doesn't hate them enough. The texture of eggs is a mixture of boogers and Nickelodeon slime. They are basically flavorless and they're ghetto-cheap excuse for a protein. F tier eggs forever!!!!!!!

I come bearing news from the future. Did it rock my nuts? Nah. But was it pretty freaking good? Yeah, I'd say that was a very enjoyable breakfast. Low-ish cost, very low effort, good taste, probably very healthy. You're off the hook this time, Ryan.

@@Inoka01 Also greek yogurt/skyr is probably the most protein-dense food per serving on the planet aside from straight up protein powder. If you're not lactose intolerant, and are an athlete, it is the godliest food.

@@toximan2008 You could just chomp down on some soy "sausages". They are the most protein rich food with 50% of the weight being protein.

@@I_THE_ME insects…

@@ronnieortega1709 LMAO

Pinhead oatmeal is even better

Him describing how he ate what amounts to glue every morning for years really made sense of some food opinions he’s shared.

You should pray I never cross you in the street

I will defend you my king

Nothing like a sugar crash at 9 AM to get your day started.

It's an inverse relationship. Every trash breakfast makes for a great dessert, and vice versa.

Most of the food there shouldn't even be there. Many people just eat unhealthy food for breakfast and of course companies will take advantage.

it’s absolutely American Pilled

Username checks out

@@BC-yl3qb I traveled all over France and breakfast was basically just 5600 patisseries trying to shove croissants and pastries down your throat. So saying that’s an American thing is completely ignorance-pilled. You do you though boo.

Its based and redpilled, redpills being the medication you have to take after eating donuts for breakfast.

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Never meet your heroes.

This comment has lowered my perception of you

As someone from the UK, I have no idea what the hell Biscuits and Gravy even is. Y'all putting Bisto on your Hobnobs??

@Tom Smith Yeah. UK scones are US biscuits, and vice versa. Although most US biscuits are savory and I think UK scones are at least partially different?

My mom makes the best Biscuits and Gravy ever, but I guess he’s only had them once, so I cut him some slack. Plus, not everyone makes them as good as Mom :)

I think we have the same ones in the UK then. Kind of flaky, like a croissant?

@@BIDP- I wouldn't call them flaky, no. Pretty basic bread roll texture, a little sticky from the cinnamon/sugar mix. I'd be curious to try what you have in the UK though, flaky sounds great!

@@BIDP- that's not a cinnamon roll, and we have the scandi ones here too

This comment goes hard.

Internalised racism...

Chocolate milk is A tier, any other kind of milk is bottom tier, as far as pure drinkability

I almost always agree with everything NL says, but when he tore apart baked beans... thats a no go from me, baked beans are great.

@@alexlawson4173 Beans are not a breakfast food, no matter what certain countries think

@@PixelatedH2O sure maybe not for breakfast, but the man doesn't like baked beans. That's insanity.

@@alexlawson4173 I don't particularly like them either. A couple spoonfuls a few times a year is enough for me.

Pretty sure he does say he'd put waffles in S tier if they were there (it's possible he said A-tier but I don't recall; it was somewhere during the pancake rating)

Omfg and the way he says "don't swear" to the tier list maker, literally the minute after swearing up a storm 🤌🏽

A homeostat, is that a kind of pro-homosexual dutch pseudo-monarchy?

Waffles are inferior to both pancakes and french toast. They're just barely below french toast though. Pancakes are top tier.

@@PixelatedH2O the worst take

@@regret9423 Once you've been forced to endure terrible French toast multiple times in a short period your opinion on them might change. Also, while waffles aren't necessarily bad, making them requires a specific tool. Meanwhile, pancakes have extreme versatility and can be cooked nearly anywhere.

Eggs are heavily versatile and just as good as they are prepared but this actually counts for too many foods too objectively make this tier list tbh xd

I hate eggs. I don't care about the ahit I get for it. I don't want tasteless, booger textured food. I'll take a fried egg on a sandwich, but that's it. Eggs are gross in everyway...on the way in your body and out. I'll never understand someone choosing to order a dish where cheap, nasty eggs are the main component.

@@ScorpionXXXVII our history books will portray you as the enemy

The mash comes later.

How could you not laugh at a man making himself mad by thinking about eating a muffin

Probably be in the same tier as pancakes are, probably even lower since to even make them in the first place you need an entire SEPERATE+SPECIFIC accessory just so you can conjure up their existance...

@@horpuscorpus8299 That’s what makes them special… :)

I feel like society would no longer accept me

@@maxsimmonds1322 It is a common breakfast in most of Central Europe, not something I came up with. Reading my own comment again, maybe I should clarify: You don't put the egg on the toast. You eat the egg with a spoon and those little cups to hold the egg in are a part of every household in Germany, Austria, Switzerland and I think also in the Netherlands, Denmark and Scandinavia. Many people even have a special contraption to crack the egg open with in a neat and convenient manner. The point being that this is not some weird, fringe thing. That is basic and common breakfast culture in that part of the world.

Muffin gang used to beat him up for his lunch money every day. XD